Villain: My Inner Thoughts Are Eavesdropped by the Female Protagonist

[This dumb woman, what the hell is that look in her eyes?! She calls herself an 'Ice Queen CEO'? More like a brain-dead romance addict!]

[No way! I need to cut ties with this idiot as soon as possible. These past few years were a total waste! Might as well have fed my youth to the dogs!]

Huang Yu felt a chill as he noticed Liu Ruyan staring at him intently. Her gaze made him uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but grumble in his heart.

[According to this trash-tier Dragon Proud Sky novel's plot, that crooked-mouthed bastard Xiao Zhan should be showing up any second now.]

[I have to find an excuse to leave—immediately.]

"President Liu, are you alright?"

Huang Yu forced a stiff smile and waved his hand in front of Liu Ruyan's face. He cautiously said, "If there's nothing else, I'll be heading out now."

"As for our engagement, don't worry! I'll make sure my family knows we're calling it off!"

Liu Ruyan, having carefully observed him, was now completely certain—she could hear his thoughts.

But… what the hell was a "Dragon Proud Sky trash novel"?And Xiao Zhan… ever since Huang Yu started rambling in his head, he kept implying that she would end up in his harem?

Her brows furrowed slightly as she tried to recall anything significant about Xiao Zhan.

Aside from a vague impression of his crooked mouth…

She honestly couldn't remember having any meaningful interactions with him!

The only time she had ever noticed him was during the security team's hiring process. She had passed by during his interview, and that crooked-mouthed pervert had given her a sleazy grin.

The kind of grin that made her want to throw up.

If it weren't for the fact that he had some decent combat skills—and had even put Huang Yu in his place a few days ago—she would have outright rejected his application.

She, Liu Ruyan, the eldest daughter of the Liu family, wasn't even remotely interested in a top-tier rich heir like Huang Yu. So why the hell would she ever be into some lowly security guard?

Besides, this was her CEO office. Without her permission, no one should even dare come up here—except for the shameless Huang Yu, of course.

Seeing that Liu Ruyan remained silent, Huang Yu felt relieved.

[I need to get out of here—NOW.]

[If I don't, that crooked-mouthed Dragon King, Xiao Zhan, is going to bust in here and wreck my men.]

[Then, like clockwork, he'll kick open this office door, swoop in for a classic 'hero saves beauty' moment, and snap my damn leg in half.]

[For fuck's sake! Go ahead and chase after Liu Ruyan if you want—but why the hell do you need to sacrifice my leg for it?!]

[Villains are people too! A villain's life has value, goddammit!]

—

Just as Huang Yu reached for the office door handle, a loud commotion erupted from outside.

"Get Huang Yu the hell out here!"

"You worthless dogs dare block my way?!"

Oh, shit.

That voice sounded way too familiar. Huang Yu's eyes darted up in alarm.

Outside, a young man in a security guard uniform stood arrogantly, an air of disdain on his face as he faced off against Huang Yu's underlings.

He looked completely unbothered, as if he was ready to charge in at any moment.

"This is Miss Liu's office, and Young Master Huang is inside. You're just a damn security guard—what the hell are you butting in for? Get back to your post and guard the damn door!"

"If you don't scram, I'll break your legs!"

The speaker was Yang Wei, the lead lackey among Huang Yu's men. Dressed in a black suit with dyed white hair, he had the typical psychotic underling vibe. A group of similarly dressed lackeys stood behind him, all looking ready to throw down.

"You still here?!"

Seeing Xiao Zhan remain silent—just grinning with that crooked mouth of his—Yang Wei suddenly felt a wave of revulsion.

He stepped forward, ready to throw a punch.

"STOP!"

Huang Yu's heart clenched as he saw his men about to make a move. He quickly shouted at them.

Xiao Zhan might look like a carefree clown, always acting cool for no reason…

But this guy was a genuine Dragon King.

Forget these lackeys—even if Huang Yu himself joined in, they still wouldn't stand a chance.

"Young Master Huang."

Hearing his voice, Yang Wei turned around, flashing a sycophantic smile as he rushed over.

"Don't worry, boss! This is just a small problem—I'll take care of it right away!"

Thinking Huang Yu was unhappy with his performance, Yang Wei quickly signaled to his men.

"You heard him! Beat this crooked-mouthed bastard into the ground!"

The underlings immediately moved in.

Huang Yu's face darkened.

"I SAID STOP! ARE YOU ALL DEAF?!"

"You idiots! Get out of Xiao-ge's way—NOW!"

[If that crooked-mouthed Dragon King wants Liu Ruyan, let him have her! What the hell does this have to do with me?!]

[I finally got out of this mess. If I stick around any longer, I'll be the next one getting my leg snapped!]

[Besides, Liu Ruyan and Xiao Zhan—one's a brain-dead romance addict, the other's got a permanently crooked mouth. Aren't they a perfect match?]

For the sake of saving his own legs, Huang Yu immediately scolded his lackeys.

Then, he ordered them to line up in two neat rows and make way for Xiao Zhan.

Finally, he stepped forward with an exceptionally friendly smile and made a polite "please enter" gesture toward Xiao Zhan.

"Hmph!"

"At least you know your place."

Xiao Zhan sneered, thinking that this "evil young master" had finally been scared straight after getting beaten up the last time.

For a brief moment, his perpetually crooked mouth seemed to straighten.

Just as Huang Yu thought he was about to relax his expression—his smirk curved to the other side.

FUCK.

This crooked-mouthed war god can switch sides?!

One grin, life or death unknown—this is why these war god stories are full of bullshit!

Although Huang Yu found Xiao Zhan to be an absolute moron, he still had to keep up appearances.

His strategy? Smile and never offend.

Meanwhile, inside the office, Liu Ruyan's face had turned ice-cold.

This bastard Huang Yu—

Did he seriously just "gift" her to Xiao Zhan like some object?!

After three years of relentless pursuit, he was just throwing her away?!

And in his heart, he even dared to call her brain-dead?!

Is my value less than your damn leg?!

Was she supposed to just jump into this burning pit herself?!

Liu Ruyan felt an uncontrollable anger welling up inside her. Her delicate face flushed slightly as she clenched her fists.

"Ruyan, are you alright?"

"No matter how many enemies stand in my way, I, Xiao Zhan, will always come to rescue you."

With a dramatic pause, Xiao Zhan stepped forward, his eyes filled with undisguised greed and possessiveness.

He barely restrained himself from throwing Liu Ruyan onto the sofa right then and there. Instead, he shot her what he thought was a deeply affectionate gaze.

Of course, he said all this with his mouth still crooked.

This "crooked-mouth prince" technique had never failed him before.

Seeing these two already getting into their melodramatic romance act, Huang Yu let out a satisfied smile.

Finally.

He could go back to living a peaceful rich second-generation life.

At least for now, he was safe.

"We're leaving."

"Huang Yu! I AGREE!"

Just as he turned to leave with his men, a familiar icy voice rang out from the office.

Huang Yu froze mid-step. His foot nearly slipped, and he almost coughed up blood.

Turning around in shock, he blurted out—

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

Liu Ruyan smirked triumphantly.

"I said… I accept your pursuit."