Chapter 13: Life’s Three Great Tragedies—Getting a Shot from Your Ex-Girlfriend
Hearing "No. 7 needle", Huang Yu still didn't realize the full extent of the danger.
After all, he was just a low-key salted fish, not some omniscient, all-powerful villain boss.
He wasn't well-versed in medical knowledge—he assumed it was just a regular syringe.
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That is, until the nurse pushed the door open, walked in, and handed the needle to Mo Linglong.
The moment Huang Yu saw it—
He froze on the spot.
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Mouth slightly open, eyes locked onto the needle that was as thick as a goddamn toothpick—
The fuck?!
Was this for humans or for livestock?!
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"Motherfucker!
Mo Linglong, you crazy bitch—what the hell are you trying to do?!"
Just for a muscle injection, and she brought out a harpoon?!
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Huang Yu instinctively shrank back, forcing out an awkward laugh.
"Ahem, Dr. Mo, I think I'm completely healed! How about we just skip this?"
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A needle that thick?
Fuck no.
He just barely survived one crisis, he wasn't about to risk his life again.
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"Officer Han! I'm telling you, I'm perfectly fine—go process my discharge papers! Get me out of here!"
Seeing Mo Linglong approaching with the syringe, Huang Yu swallowed hard and frantically turned to Han Yuyao for help.
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"I swear, I feel great! I'm totally cured!"
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As he tried to sit up, Mo Linglong pressed him back down.
Her cold, distant face leaned in close, and she whispered in a voice only he could hear—
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"Why the sudden change?"
"Back when we used to watch the stars together, you called me 'Linglong.'
Now it's just 'Dr. Mo'?"
"Or… are you just that eager to get away from me?"
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Huang Yu's breath caught.
His back hit the headboard as he instinctively tried to retreat.
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But he was still handcuffed to the hospital bed.
He had nowhere to run.
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If not for these damn cuffs, he would've dropped to his knees and begged already.
This psychotic woman was one of the scariest characters in the entire novel.
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After she became part of Xiao Zhan's harem, she unlocked her true potential.
Her family's medical and poison arts were second to none, and she became completely unhinged.
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The first time she helped Xiao Zhan kill someone with poison, she fell in love with the power of controlling life and death.
From that moment on, she became his most efficient executioner.
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Even in the later arcs, one of the novel's final bosses—a true "Fate-Level" villain—
Was killed by Mo Linglong without even realizing it.
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Facing her now, with a syringe in her hand, Huang Yu felt a shiver down his spine.
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Memories of the original host's past surfaced in his mind.
After escaping from Han Yuyao, Huang Yu had lived recklessly abroad.
Mo Linglong was one of the girls he had flirted with.
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Back then, she had been a sweet, obedient girl.
When he broke up with her, she cried and begged him not to leave.
Even after he left, she reportedly cried for days.
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They had only ever held hands—not even a single kiss.
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But Mo Linglong had genuinely fallen for him.
Unfortunately—
Back then, Huang Yu had been a grade-A scumbag.
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Before he became Liu Ruyan's #1 simp, he had been a true playboy.
Settling for one woman?
Not a chance.
So, without a second thought, he dumped her and moved on.
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Even when Mo Linglong later dropped out and returned home, he never looked back.
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And now?
His ex-girlfriend was standing over him—
Holding a syringe.
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Life really loved fucking with him.
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"Dr. Mo—no, Linglong—let's not do anything drastic, alright?"
Huang Yu immediately switched to survival mode, plastering on a weak, apologetic smile.
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"Look, we broke up on peaceful terms! Sure, I was a bit young and reckless back then, but…"
"You're a doctor now! Doctors have compassionate hearts!"
"You wouldn't abuse your position for personal revenge, right?"
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After all, he was her first love.
And he had dumped her without remorse.
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Now, looking at his once-sweet ex-girlfriend, who had transformed into a cold, untouchable goddess, Huang Yu could only pray for mercy.
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But this—
This was exactly why the original Huang Yu was doomed to die.
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A protagonist's harem couldn't have loose ends.
Ex-boyfriends had to be eliminated.
Otherwise, how would the protagonist "win" the heroine's heart?
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Listening to Huang Yu's frantic excuses, Mo Linglong's expression remained icy.
But deep in her beautiful eyes, a faint hint of amusement glimmered.
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She turned to Han Yuyao, her gaze subtly sharp.
"Officer Han, your methods are a bit… rough."
She gestured toward Huang Yu.
"This is a classic case of brain trauma."
"Hallucinations, delusions, paranoia—"
She waved at the nurse.
"Bring two vials of sedatives."
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Han Yuyao blinked.
Wait.
Huang Yu was apologizing?
And saying they broke up?
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Realization hit.
Mo Linglong was Huang Yu's ex.
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Han Yuyao's small hands clenched into fists.
This bastard…
So he really did get a girlfriend behind her back?!
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Meanwhile, Huang Yu was panicking.
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"Officer Han! Please—she's out for blood!"
"You don't know what she's capable of!"
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He tried to break free, but his handcuffs held firm.
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He needed to get the fuck out of here.
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"Fine! I'll confess!"
"I did it! I hired the hitman! I planned the crime! Just take me to jail already!"
"I'd rather be in prison than stay here!"
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At this point, he would rather jump out the window.
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[Mo Linglong is a goddamn lunatic.
["Compassionate doctor" my ass—she's a full-on psycho!
[Even Xiao Zhan looks like an innocent little puppy compared to her.
[Forget keeping a low profile—if I don't escape, I'm fucking dead!]
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Hearing this, Han Yuyao covered her mouth in shock.
She glanced at Mo Linglong, a mix of disbelief and suspicion.
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One, she was stunned at how crazy Mo Linglong apparently was.
Two—
Huang Yu actually had an ex-girlfriend?!
This bastard really got with someone else?!
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Mo Linglong smiled faintly, her voice syrupy sweet.
"Don't worry. A simple injection will fix everything."
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Turning to Han Yuyao, she gently asked—
"Officer Han, could you hold him down?"
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Huang Yu: "…"
Fuck.
It's over.
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Just as he resigned himself to his fate—
BAM!
The hospital door burst open!
A crisp, feminine voice rang out—
"Mo Linglong, you crazy bitch!"
"Get your hands off my brother!"
"NOW!"
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Huang Yu: ???
Brother?
Since when did I have a sister?!