Villain: My Inner Thoughts Are Eavesdropped by the Female Protagonist

"Big sis, what did I even do?!"

Huang Yu was completely dumbfounded.

"You know exactly what you did!"

Han Yuyao huffed, then shot Xiao Zhan a look full of disgust.

Her body instinctively leaned closer to Huang Yu, trying to get as far away from that crooked-mouthed bastard as possible.

Becoming part of his harem?!

Over my dead body!

Just the thought of it made Han Yuyao's stomach churn.

—

"Captain, did a tear gas canister leak? Why does it smell so awful?"

At that moment, the two officers in the front finally noticed the stench and asked over the radio.

"Leak my ass! Just drive the damn car!"

Han Yuyao grabbed the radio and snapped furiously.

I can't take it anymore!

This crooked-mouthed bastard is too damn disgusting!

We need to get back and wash this car immediately!

She then turned to glare at Xiao Zhan.

"You—crooked mouth! Hold it in! If you dare shit in this car, I'll kill you myself!"

Her soft, loli-like voice was completely at odds with the pure rage in her tone.

Xiao Zhan was on the verge of breaking down.

He could feel everyone's eyes on him, and he just wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear.

Damn it!

Why can't I stop this?!

"AHHHHH!"

Xiao Zhan let out a furious roar, trying to forcefully suppress his body's betrayal.

He gathered all his strength, attempting to break free from his handcuffs and jump out of the van.

But—

The more he clenched his muscles…

The less control he had over his lower half.

The moment he stood up with full force—

His tense body instantly lost control.

The domineering, overpowering aura he had built up—

Collapsed in an instant.

PFFT.PFFT. PFFFFFT—

Xiao Zhan's pupils shrank in pure horror.

His stomach cramped violently, and his entire body trembled.

He had lost the battle.

—

Sitting next to him, White Hair became the biggest victim.

"NOOOOO!"

"I SWEAR I'M BREAKING YOUR DAMN LEGS!"

White Hair let out a terrified roar.

—

Huang Yu, pinching his nose, stared at Xiao Zhan in shock.

This Diarrhea Card is insane!

A so-called Dragon King reduced to this pathetic state…

If it were himself, he'd probably never show his face in public again.

—

DING!

"A true salted fish does no wrong! Even a slacker must seek strength! Having the power to protect oneself is the true way!"

"Host has successfully caused Destiny's Chosen One, Dragon King Xiao Zhan, to suffer explosive diarrhea, leading to an emotional collapse!"

"Congratulations! You have completed a hidden mission and earned the reward: Supreme Combat Mastery!"

—

Supreme Combat Mastery!

Just as Huang Yu was holding his nose, he suddenly felt his entire body tense up.

A surge of incredible strength flooded his limbs—strong enough to break stone and shatter steel!

Countless fighting techniques instantly appeared in his mind.

His eyes sparkled.

This system is fucking amazing!

Sure, he still didn't think he could defeat all those chosen protagonists.

But at the very least, he now had a way to defend himself.

—

Meanwhile, inside the now-ruined patrol van…

Under the terrifying effects of the Diarrhea Card,

Xiao Zhan had completely turned into a human sewage fountain.

What was once a brand-new police van…

Was now a no-go zone.

And sitting right next to him was none other than White Hair.

—

As one of the Four Young Masters of Jingdu, Huang Yu's top dog underling,

White Hair always prided himself on his impeccable appearance—

Wearing sharp, tailored suits every single day.

But now—

He was in complete breakdown mode.

With red eyes, he suddenly lunged forward and grabbed Xiao Zhan's hair.

"YOU DARE SHIT ON MY ARMANI SUIT?!"

"I'LL BREAK YOUR DAMN LEGS—LICK IT CLEAN, YOU FUCKER!"

Like a man possessed, White Hair shoved Xiao Zhan's face into the stained parts of his suit, rubbing it back and forth.

—

Normally, the officers in the van would've immediately stepped in to stop a fight.

But right now?

Both White Hair and Xiao Zhan were completely covered in filth.

And Xiao Zhan, in particular, looked like a broken doll—his eyes blank, his body unmoving.

Nobody wanted to touch them.

—

"STOP THE VAN! STOP THE DAMN VAN!"

In the end, Han Yuyao couldn't take it anymore.

She immediately ordered an emergency stop.

And just as the van came to a halt—

PFFT.PFFFFT—

Xiao Zhan's lower body let out another tragic sound.

His body had been completely emptied, leaving him weak and lifeless.

Even against someone like White Hair, he no longer had the strength to fight back.

His Dragon King pride couldn't take it anymore.

With a final, humiliated look, Xiao Zhan rolled his eyes back—

And passed out.

—

"Enough! Stop it!"

Two officers rushed over and dragged White Hair away, pulling him back by his collar.

"FUCK YOUR MOTHER!"

White Hair, still furious, lifted his foot, aiming a final kick at Xiao Zhan's face.

But—

The officers stopped him mid-kick.

However—

The moment White Hair's foot lifted off the ground, a chunk of brownish-yellow filth flew directly onto Xiao Zhan's face.

It mixed with the other fluids in his hair, slowly dripping down his cheek…

And into his mouth.

—

Seeing this, the officers' faces twisted in disgust.

They didn't even bother showing respect.

They simply dragged Xiao Zhan out of the van…

Letting him faceplant onto the pavement.

Unfortunately, his face landed directly in the puddle of his own mess.

GULP.

He inhaled deeply.

—

Suddenly—

A black figure flashed past.

"WHO'S THERE?!"

As a trained martial artist, Han Yuyao immediately sensed the disturbance.

But before she could react—

The figure had already scooped up Xiao Zhan and vanished.

Everyone else was too slow to react.

By the time they processed what had happened—

The person was already gone.

"DAMN IT!"

Han Yuyao clenched her fists in fury, then—

BOOM!

She punched the patrol van's bulletproof glass—

Shattering it completely.

—

Huang Yu flinched, instinctively shrinking back.

[As expected of a violent loli… she hasn't changed one bit. No wonder she's still single and doomed to become Xiao Zhan's harem girl.]

…WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Hearing his inner voice, Han Yuyao's chest heaved in anger.

This scumbag!

Not only did he wreck her police van—

He was now cursing her to become the harem girl of a guy who just shat himself in public?!

That was the final straw.

She lunged at him, ready to slam him into the pavement.

But—

With his newly acquired Supreme Combat Mastery—

Huang Yu instinctively countered her grab, flipping her onto the ground instead.

And because of the handcuffs, his hands ended up pressing against her neck.

Their position…

Looked incredibly suggestive.

Han Yuyao froze, her face instantly turning bright red.

"Y-You damn pervert! Let me go!"