Chapter 7: Discussing baby names
"Peter, let me go, that's not funny," she exclaimed, her cheeks flushing as she tried to escape his grasp.
"I'm just showing you that I'm here," he replied, his arms wrapped around her waist as he continued hugging her.
"Peter, stop, this isn't funny," she exclaimed, getting red in the face like a tomato as her breasts pushed against his strong arms.
"And what are you even wearing?" she asked, looking at his face, that was covered by his helmet.
"It's my new suit, doesn't it look cool?" he asked, grinning as he spun her around, her breasts pressed against his chest as she faced him.
"What is this material?" she asked, her eyes wide as she looked at his visor.
"I designed it myself" he said, grinning as he watched her reaction.
"Why?" she asked while feeling his cheek, while puling down the hood with the other hand and looking at him from different angles.
"It's my Suit, so nobody knows that's me when I beat them to a pulp" He said smiling trying not to sound like if he were.
"What are you talking about, you're not going to fight anyone, it's way too dangerous," she exclaimed, her eyebrows furrowed as she stared at him, concern written all over her face.
"Come on, don't worry about me. I can handle myself. I'm not some defenseless kid, and this suit is bulletproof" he said, rolling his eyes under his helmet as he released her.
"It even has this function" he said with a deep voice as he touched a part of his neck.
"Even if you won't be caught, you won't just beat up people and get away with it, I'm going to tell the police"
But before she could speak further, he pinned her to the wall, her arms above her head with one arm and the other stroking her hair.
"But I won't let you" he said in his computer distorted deep voice.
He stopped feeling her hair and looked up into her slightly frightened face and sighed.
"And even if" he said in with a thought to the system, the helmet vanished.
"I know you would never rat me out" he said smiling and let her arms go while holding her hip with the other Hand.
"I would" she said, not looking into his eyes.
He felt back with his hand to the back of his neck, which was still covered by the armor up to his hairline, going around under the ears and connecting under the chin, where the Helmet normally locks in, and sighed.
"Well, I'm not going to bat up everyone equally, only the bad guys, he said grinning, while sliding his aunt's hair behind her ear, making her look into his eyes.
"I'm going to be the good guy with my Powers and beet the bad ones, like the robber in the supermarket, just cooler"
"So you want to basically play Captain America, Peter you have read too many comics. Something like being a real superhero is very dangerous, especially if someone follows you home and waits until you sleep because you pissed off the wrong people" She said with a worried gaze.
"Good that I have this ability then" He said, and with a thought, he became invisible.
"Wa... Peter?, Peter?, where did you go" She yelled and looked around, trying to find him.
He started walking around, his feet making no sound on the floor, while he was standing directly behind her and put his hands on her shoulders.
"Right here" he said, and his suit disappeared again while he hugged her again.
"PETER, stop scaring me like that" She screamed, and slapped him on the wrist.
"That tingles" he said as he looked at his hand and she went out of his hug.
"What, can't I hug my aunt, now you make it weird, and how would someone follow me if there are no witnesses or a Person to follow?" He said smugly.
"Well, I was just thinking about the bad people, that's all."
"And I already told you, I won't be beating up some normal guy, the bad guys, the robbers, the kidnappers, and the drug rapers" He said, his face determined as he looked into her eyes.
"Well, you would definitely have a lot of work then because the city is full of criminals since this new drug came up and the Chitauri attack" she said, her eyebrows furrowed.
"See, I can do so much good. As a Vigilante, not a normal hero, like Iron Man or Captain America. The Avengers are not a superhero team, they are an Elite killing unit, they would just get involved if the threats were really big"
"But you could get hurt, there are people out there that could kill you easily, the Chitauri weapons, and who knows what other alien tech is still out there." She said, her eyes wide as she thought about him getting hurt.
"Don't worry, I can take care of myself. And if the threat is too big for me, I just retreat and let the big guys handle it. And just so you know, I can't feel pain anymore, it's just a slight tingle, like when you wake up a sleeping arm and I heal very fast now"
"But what if you get caught, Peter, what would happen then?" she exclaimed, her eyes wide as she stared at him, her expression unreadable.
"I won't, don't worry, I have this ability that warns me from danger and if it goes off, I just turn invisible and run off" he said, grinning as he held her shoulders and made her look at him.
"I know I can't stop you, and you know I won't report you, but promise me to always stay safe and call the Police as soon as you are in danger, and, most important, I'll help you" she said, looking determined as she stared into his eyes.
"Of course, Aunt May, but no field work for you" he replied, his grin widening as he held her gaze.
"Don't treat me like some damsel in distress. You have no idea how I could beat you up right now" she said, her eyes narrowing as she stared at him, sheepishly grinning.
"Oh, is that so" he said with a smug expression.
"Yes, with my house shoe, I beat every Spider that walked into my home till now, why shouldn't I be able to beat you too?" She asked jokingly, and Peter hushed away, screaming like Gollum "No, my only true weakness, House shoes" He said and fell down on the floor covering his face with his hands.
"Well, I guess this is my chance" she thought, a mischievous grin spreading across her face.
She took her shoe and slowly approached the still screaming and shaking boy.
"You don't want to get a spanking do you?" she asked, her voice playful as she stood over him.
"I'm a good boy, mommy" He said and started running around, and she chased him, not really able to catch him, as he was still way faster than her.
"Stop, you have no right to flee, the House Shoe is the best weapon of a Woman, the most deadly and strongest weapon in the world" she shouted and ran after him.
Peter stopped suddenly and caught the hand that nearly stroke him and looked her in the eyes while telling her smilingly, "I thought the best Weapon of a Woman was her body" He said while letting his eyes stroll over her curves.
"Stop checking me out and take your punishment like a real man" she said and dropped the shoe, just to grab it with her other hand and attack again.
Peter caught her hand again and smiled at her.
"Sorry, but I promised that if I would be in great danger I would turn Invisible and retreat" he said and laughing like a ghost as he turned sea-though, and finally, she couldn't see him anymore.
"Peter, you coward, stop hiding and fight me"
"Sorry, you are way too cute to fight, and you're not a bad guy, so why should I fight you?"
He appeared behind her again and took a hold of her arms, letting her hug herself and holding the arms in that position, she practically trapping herself.
"But you can be my woman in the chair if you want" He said while leaning his head on her shoulder and speaking into her ear.
"Your what?"
"My woman in the chair, the one that tells me what's going on, and keeps an eye on the situation and gives advice. It would also help a lot, we could be a team, and you would never be in danger" he explained.
"I still will give you a spanking, though"
"Well, that's a shame, because you will never catch me off guard, but it's good to hear you are okay with the whole Vigilante thing" he said, smiling as he hugged her from behind.
"I'm not, and don't think this means I will stop worrying about you, Peter. I just know that I can't stop you and I want to be sure that you are alright, and I think helping you and knowing life what you do is better than worrying if you are ok for the whole time"
"Well, that's what a woman in the chair does"
"But first, let me go" she said while smiling dangerously at him.
"That's also what I wanted to ask you myself, why are you trapping yourself" he asked with a big grin, and she started struggling and moving.
"Stop that" she said.
"I am not doing anything"
"Yes, you are"
"What"
"You're touching me"
"That's what happens when two people are hugging"
"No, your hands, your hands are keeping my arms in place" she said laughing
"Where"
"Don't act like you don't know, Peter"
"I swear, I have no idea what you're talking about, I don't see no arms" He said and turned invisible.
"Peter, Stop messing around, and let me go" she said while moving around and disturbing the invisibility.
"Before that we have to think about a name for our New baby together" he said while turning her arms so that she turns herself and stops, looking in his direction with open arms holding hands in front of each other.
"Why call it like that?"
"Our Project is in its infant steps, and we need a Name for my alter ego"
"Why should we do that"
"Because everyone has to have a cool Name"
"And what did you have in mind"
"I thought about Spider-Man or just Spider"
"That's so lame"
"And what do you have in mind"
"Nothing... for the Moment, but something less lame"
"I think it's cool"
"I think it's childish"
"I'm a child"
"Yeah, but we want others to not find out about that" she said and started swinging her arms from let to right thinking aloud.
"And how do you want to accomplish that"
"By making your name sound grown up"
"But why not just Spider, that also sounds Cool as heck"
"Because if they find out you are a kid, they won't fear you. And the best criminals are the ones that just give up once you're in sight."
"I think I'm big enough to be believed as an adult... in more ways than one," he said with a smirk.
She simply rolled her eyes and tried to beat him with the shoe again, but he stopped her hand from moving far, as they were still holding hers.
"Well, maybe that's true, but a lot of people won't believe you, and those that won't, will fight you even..."
"And I will beat them" he said, giggling as he interrupted her.
"My voice changer will also help, combined with the dark when it's night and my eyes being able to glow red in the dark. I will be a legend in the underworld." He daydreamed aloud, Finally getting hit by aunt Mays Shoe. He knew about it because of his spider senses and decided to let that one in, as he kind of deserved it.
"And I thought I couldn't hurt you"
"You can't, I let you hit me and even if, it's just a tingle" he said and rubbed his forehead.
"Sure thing" she said, rolling her eyes and walking down the stairs into the living room.
"So, now, let's look at the menu I got for you," she said, grinning as she picked up the bags of food on the floor.
"Aunt May, you really went overboard," he exclaimed, his eyes wide as he stared at the food laid out on the kitchen table, his stomach growling loudly.
"You said that your new Powers need a lot of fuel, so I decided to buy more food and for us to eat healthier, we should have less processed stuff and more home-cooked meals"
"And how much is all this going to cost us, you are not thinking about taking on a second job are you?" he asked, his eyebrows furrowed as he stared at her.
"That thought about before, but now, you can just rob the bad guys and finance us with that, now that you are breaking the law while being a Vigilante anyway. That should also help me take less shifts in the hospital"
"Sure thing aunt may, if you say so, I also thought about the same thing" He said while snatching a grape before may could hit his hand away.