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Chapter 25 Skinny Monkey, Don't Play Dead!
"Damn Shouhou, I just slapped you, don't pretend to be dead!" Chen Gao said viciously.
"I didn't pretend to be dead, I... I really have no money?" The thin monkey said tremblingly.
"Hmph! Seeing how poor you are, I know you're an errand runner, but I'm a very fair and democratic person. I won't ignore you just because you're a servant. Just give me five thousand!"
After the thin monkey heard it, he closed his eyes and passed out.
……
With a smile, Chen Gao took out the mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Huang Deyi.
"Why!" Huang Deyi asked in confusion.
Chen Gao clenched his fists and said viciously: "Transfer money by phone! Don't think I don't know, transfer it quickly."
Helpless, Huang Deyi had no choice but to connect his mobile phone and transfer 15 yuan to Chen Gao's card.
Then he handed the phone to Chen Gao, but Chen Gao didn't take it.
Instead, he pointed to the group of Shamat and said, "You sent these punks, too! One thousand per person, at least a little less, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat, right? You can leave after the transfer."
"What? They want me to give it too?" Huang Deyi was very unconvinced,
Chen Gao's facial features squeezed together, revealing a vicious look, "Will you give it?"
"I give!"
Huang Deyi held Chen Gao's mobile phone and frantically operated it, and then returned the mobile phone to Chen Gao.
After waiting for a few minutes, Chen Gao received a message from the bank, a little over 16 in total.
After the money arrived, Chen Gaocai said with a smile: "Brothers, thank you for your rewards, contact me when you have time, I will treat you to tea!"
Everyone vomited blood for a while, how many more times should I contact you?Then you have to sell your ass?
However, everyone silently wrote down this god of plague in their hearts, and if they encountered a detour in the future, they would definitely be the ones who suffered.
……
After driving away these flies, Chen Gaocai said happily: "Oh my god! You've made a fortune, this time it's 10,000+, Jiahui, brother will take you to whoring, no, treat you to dinner."
Jiahui was not too polite, "Okay, my brother and I will go and have a meal at the food stall."
After having a meal with Jiahui, Chen Gao gave Jiahui another 1 yuan. Jiahui didn't want it, but Chen Gao insisted repeatedly that Jiahui accepted it.
During the period, they talked a lot about their childhood, and both of them drank a lot of wine.
Chen Gao wanted to help his brother, but currently there was no position suitable for Jiahui.
Therefore, he planned to wait for a while, and after his company set sail, he must arrange an official position for Jiahui.
Later, he ran to the ATM again, withdrew 3 yuan, and then returned home.
When I got home, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.
"Have you been drinking?" Song Xia asked.
"I ran into Jiahui at the door, so I had a drink!"
Chen Gao entered the door and found that Chen Jianguo was not in the room, "Mom! Didn't I tell you not to let Dad go out to make up lessons?"
"Son! On your grandfather's 70th birthday, your uncle treats you. How can we show that we are not? If your father doesn't go to make up lessons, where will the money come from?"
Chen Gao took out the 3 yuan in his pocket and put it on the table, and said:
"Mom! There is 3 yuan here. You pay the bill first, and there is a little money left. You don't need to worry about money."
After a pause, he continued: "The bank is closed at this point, and the ATM can only withdraw two thousand at a time. It takes too much time to withdraw. I will give you another fifty thousand tomorrow. You two can stay at home steadily!"
"Son! Where did you get so much money? It doesn't matter if we are poor or miserable, but you must not do immoral things!"
Song Xia was a little worried. As a mother, her son suddenly had such an extra sum of money.
This is what Chen Gao was afraid of. Originally, he planned to give all of the 16 that Huang Deyi gave to his family, but now he thinks it's a good thing he didn't do that, otherwise his mother would have taken him to the police station.
"Mom! Don't worry, your son has never done anything out of line!"
Song Xia nodded, "Do you want to eat something? The food is on the table."
"I just ate outside, Mom, show me your hand."
Chen Gao intends to feel the pulse of his mother. He now knows a little bit of Chinese medicine and strives to cure his mother's illness.
When Chen Gao said that, Song Xia was a little confused, so, "Why are you looking at my hands?"
Chen Gaohan smiled, "I told you to stick it out and you stick it out!"
Song Xia couldn't resist Chen Gao, so she stretched out her hand.
Chen Gao put his hands together, and frowned, probably understanding where his mother's symptoms were.
Spleen, stomach, and liver!
The spleen and stomach are the acquired foundation, the source of qi and blood biochemistry. Most of the nutrition of the human body comes from our food. If the spleen and stomach are not good, they cannot fully absorb it, and the body will get worse and worse. This is also the direct cause of Song Xia's emaciation.
And the mother's complexion was yellow, haggard and weak, which should be a liver problem.
The liver is one of the five internal organs, and its yin and yang attributes are yang within yin. The liver has the characteristics of raising hair, washing strips, and depression.
Chen Gao didn't have any tools on his body, and it was a bit difficult to give the needle right away, so he said:
"Mom! You have a good rest these two days, your health is not serious."
Song Xia touched Chen Gao's forehead, "You don't have a high fever either! Why do things happen all the time? You studied Western medicine in college, so how can you feel your pulse?"
"Mom! Don't worry about it, I didn't make trouble with you anyway, just listen to my advice!"
Song Xia nodded and didn't ask any more questions.
After running for a day, Chen Gao sweated a lot, and it stinks to death.
Chen Gao ran to the bathroom to take a cold shower, and took a razor to shave his beard.
Looking at myself in the mirror, my hair has been cut short, and I feel much more energetic.
Not to mention how handsome he is, but he has clear water chestnuts and a reckless masculinity, which is very suitable for his own aesthetic standards.
After taking a bath, he woke up a lot from the wine, and then he remembered that Liu Xiangyun had asked him to have dinner tonight.
I'm afraid I can't go to this point, so I took out my mobile phone and called Sister Liu.
"Hello! May I know who you are?" Liu Xiangyun's nice voice sounded over there, but she still didn't know who this strange number belonged to.
"Sister Liu, it's me, Chen Gao."
"Brat, if you change your phone, don't tell your sister. I'll tell you why you can't get through. Didn't you make an appointment to invite you to dinner tonight?"
Chen Gao slapped himself. He changed his mobile phone yesterday, and the phone card was also changed. Before he could tell Liu Xiangyun, luckily he remembered Liu Xiangyun's phone number.
"Sister, can you see if this works? Let's go in two days! I'm very busy these two days, and I have a lot of things to deal with. I'm afraid I'm going to miss the appointment."
"Eldest sister, don't be in a hurry here. If you have something to do, you should deal with it first, and then call elder sister when you're done!"
Chen Gao thought to himself, this eldest sister is knowledgeable and reasonable.
I just don't know what Sister Liu's current situation is like. Seeing that Huang Deyi is still in the mood to clean himself up tonight, she must not have been greatly affected in the hospital.
So he asked, "Sister, no one in your hospital is going to trouble you, right?"
"No...no!"
Sister Liu spoke hesitantly, but Chen Gao understood that Sister Liu was afraid that she would get into trouble, so she didn't say anything.
Judging from this situation, Liu Chong must be playing tricks behind the scenes again.
If it weren't for this, Huang Deyi would have packed up his bed and left long ago for what he did yesterday, so why would he still be in the mood to find fault?
"Okay! Sister, go to bed early."
Chen Gao didn't want Sister Liu to worry about him, so he lied and planned to deal with this matter behind his back.
"That's fine, Xiao Chen, you go to bed early too."
……
After Liu Xiangyun hung up the phone, his usual majestic face was full of sadness,
Yesterday at the hospital, Chen Gao told me not to pull out the needle when he got the needle for the first time.
But Huang Deyi forced the nurse to pull out the needle in order to get the credit. It was because of this action that Wang Gang and his father were almost sent to see Hades.
Later, the brothers and sisters went to spend great efforts to invite Chen Gao back, and I heard that Wang Li was still devastated.
After the patient settled down again, the brother and sister began to settle the matter. Huang Deyi refused to admit that he ordered this matter,
The senior leaders of the hospital also favored Huang Deyi's side. In the end, the nurse cried and said that she was wronged, but no one could help him.
Liu Xiangyun couldn't bear to look at it.
How could there be such a vicious person in the world!And the hospital turned a blind eye?
There must be someone behind Huang Deyi protecting him, and it seems that he still has a lot of power, otherwise the hospital would not open their eyes and talk nonsense.
She stood up to defend this poor nurse, and was severely criticized by the hospital.
She didn't tell Chen Gao about these, she was afraid that Chen Gao would get involved if he got hotheaded.
In this world, such unfair things happen every day. These ordinary people are really powerless, and if they don't do it, they will put themselves into it together.
……
Huang Deyi, who was beaten up by Chen Gaohai at night, is currently being bandaged in the hospital.
Chen Gao acted with discretion, Huang Deyi looked miserable like this, but in reality it was all skin trauma.
After wrapping up, Huang Deyi hurriedly called Liu Chong,
"Liu Shao, are you asleep?"
"Sleep so early, why don't you go to trouble Chen Gao?" Liu Chong asked on the other end of the phone.
Huang Deyi said hesitantly, "Young Master Liu, I'm incompetent. I called so many people, but not only failed to clean him up, but even got myself involved."
To Huang Deyi's surprise, Liu Chong on the other end of the phone didn't seem to be angry.
"I've guessed this kind of result a long time ago. At school that day, I called six retired special forces soldiers, none of whom were his opponents. If you call a few small fish and shrimp, it must be impossible to handle it. I don't blame you for this matter. .”
After Liu Chong finished speaking, Huang Deyi said like a Meng Dahe:
"Thank you, Young Master Liu, about the hospital, if you hadn't said hello, I'm afraid I'd be dead this time,"
After a pause, he said hypocritically, "Wang Gang's power should not be underestimated. I'm afraid that Young Master Liu will be in trouble."
Liu Chong on the other end of the phone chuckled, "You don't have to worry about that. Although I can't afford to offend Wang Gang, the higher-ups in your hospital can't afford to offend me either. Isn't it just finding a scapegoat? Presumably they don't dare to tell the truth. , what age is this, you have to use your brain to do things."
Huang Deyi quickly flattered, "Liu Shaoying is brilliant!"
"It's useless to say less, just hang up if you have nothing to do."
"Good good!"
"I didn't pretend to be dead, I... I really have no money?" The thin monkey said tremblingly.
"Hmph! Seeing how poor you are, I know you're an errand runner, but I'm a very fair and democratic person. I won't ignore you just because you're a servant. Just give me five thousand!"
After the thin monkey heard it, he closed his eyes and passed out.
……
With a smile, Chen Gao took out the mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Huang Deyi.
"Why!" Huang Deyi asked in confusion.
Chen Gao clenched his fists and said viciously: "Transfer money by phone! Don't think I don't know, transfer it quickly."
Helpless, Huang Deyi had no choice but to connect his mobile phone and transfer 15 yuan to Chen Gao's card.
Then he handed the phone to Chen Gao, but Chen Gao didn't take it.
Instead, he pointed to the group of Shamat and said, "You sent these punks, too! One thousand per person, at least a little less, but no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat, right? You can leave after the transfer."
"What? They want me to give it too?" Huang Deyi was very unconvinced,
Chen Gao's facial features squeezed together, revealing a vicious look, "Will you give it?"
"I give!"
Huang Deyi held Chen Gao's mobile phone and frantically operated it, and then returned the mobile phone to Chen Gao.
After waiting for a few minutes, Chen Gao received a message from the bank, a little over 16 in total.
After the money arrived, Chen Gaocai said with a smile: "Brothers, thank you for your rewards, contact me when you have time, I will treat you to tea!"
Everyone vomited blood for a while, how many more times should I contact you?Then you have to sell your ass?
However, everyone silently wrote down this god of plague in their hearts, and if they encountered a detour in the future, they would definitely be the ones who suffered.
……
After driving away these flies, Chen Gaocai said happily: "Oh my god! You've made a fortune, this time it's 10,000+, Jiahui, brother will take you to whoring, no, treat you to dinner."
Jiahui was not too polite, "Okay, my brother and I will go and have a meal at the food stall."
After having a meal with Jiahui, Chen Gao gave Jiahui another 1 yuan. Jiahui didn't want it, but Chen Gao insisted repeatedly that Jiahui accepted it.
During the period, they talked a lot about their childhood, and both of them drank a lot of wine.
Chen Gao wanted to help his brother, but currently there was no position suitable for Jiahui.
Therefore, he planned to wait for a while, and after his company set sail, he must arrange an official position for Jiahui.
Later, he ran to the ATM again, withdrew 3 yuan, and then returned home.
When I got home, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.
"Have you been drinking?" Song Xia asked.
"I ran into Jiahui at the door, so I had a drink!"
Chen Gao entered the door and found that Chen Jianguo was not in the room, "Mom! Didn't I tell you not to let Dad go out to make up lessons?"
"Son! On your grandfather's 70th birthday, your uncle treats you. How can we show that we are not? If your father doesn't go to make up lessons, where will the money come from?"
Chen Gao took out the 3 yuan in his pocket and put it on the table, and said:
"Mom! There is 3 yuan here. You pay the bill first, and there is a little money left. You don't need to worry about money."
After a pause, he continued: "The bank is closed at this point, and the ATM can only withdraw two thousand at a time. It takes too much time to withdraw. I will give you another fifty thousand tomorrow. You two can stay at home steadily!"
"Son! Where did you get so much money? It doesn't matter if we are poor or miserable, but you must not do immoral things!"
Song Xia was a little worried. As a mother, her son suddenly had such an extra sum of money.
This is what Chen Gao was afraid of. Originally, he planned to give all of the 16 that Huang Deyi gave to his family, but now he thinks it's a good thing he didn't do that, otherwise his mother would have taken him to the police station.
"Mom! Don't worry, your son has never done anything out of line!"
Song Xia nodded, "Do you want to eat something? The food is on the table."
"I just ate outside, Mom, show me your hand."
Chen Gao intends to feel the pulse of his mother. He now knows a little bit of Chinese medicine and strives to cure his mother's illness.
When Chen Gao said that, Song Xia was a little confused, so, "Why are you looking at my hands?"
Chen Gaohan smiled, "I told you to stick it out and you stick it out!"
Song Xia couldn't resist Chen Gao, so she stretched out her hand.
Chen Gao put his hands together, and frowned, probably understanding where his mother's symptoms were.
Spleen, stomach, and liver!
The spleen and stomach are the acquired foundation, the source of qi and blood biochemistry. Most of the nutrition of the human body comes from our food. If the spleen and stomach are not good, they cannot fully absorb it, and the body will get worse and worse. This is also the direct cause of Song Xia's emaciation.
And the mother's complexion was yellow, haggard and weak, which should be a liver problem.
The liver is one of the five internal organs, and its yin and yang attributes are yang within yin. The liver has the characteristics of raising hair, washing strips, and depression.
Chen Gao didn't have any tools on his body, and it was a bit difficult to give the needle right away, so he said:
"Mom! You have a good rest these two days, your health is not serious."
Song Xia touched Chen Gao's forehead, "You don't have a high fever either! Why do things happen all the time? You studied Western medicine in college, so how can you feel your pulse?"
"Mom! Don't worry about it, I didn't make trouble with you anyway, just listen to my advice!"
Song Xia nodded and didn't ask any more questions.
After running for a day, Chen Gao sweated a lot, and it stinks to death.
Chen Gao ran to the bathroom to take a cold shower, and took a razor to shave his beard.
Looking at myself in the mirror, my hair has been cut short, and I feel much more energetic.
Not to mention how handsome he is, but he has clear water chestnuts and a reckless masculinity, which is very suitable for his own aesthetic standards.
After taking a bath, he woke up a lot from the wine, and then he remembered that Liu Xiangyun had asked him to have dinner tonight.
I'm afraid I can't go to this point, so I took out my mobile phone and called Sister Liu.
"Hello! May I know who you are?" Liu Xiangyun's nice voice sounded over there, but she still didn't know who this strange number belonged to.
"Sister Liu, it's me, Chen Gao."
"Brat, if you change your phone, don't tell your sister. I'll tell you why you can't get through. Didn't you make an appointment to invite you to dinner tonight?"
Chen Gao slapped himself. He changed his mobile phone yesterday, and the phone card was also changed. Before he could tell Liu Xiangyun, luckily he remembered Liu Xiangyun's phone number.
"Sister, can you see if this works? Let's go in two days! I'm very busy these two days, and I have a lot of things to deal with. I'm afraid I'm going to miss the appointment."
"Eldest sister, don't be in a hurry here. If you have something to do, you should deal with it first, and then call elder sister when you're done!"
Chen Gao thought to himself, this eldest sister is knowledgeable and reasonable.
I just don't know what Sister Liu's current situation is like. Seeing that Huang Deyi is still in the mood to clean himself up tonight, she must not have been greatly affected in the hospital.
So he asked, "Sister, no one in your hospital is going to trouble you, right?"
"No...no!"
Sister Liu spoke hesitantly, but Chen Gao understood that Sister Liu was afraid that she would get into trouble, so she didn't say anything.
Judging from this situation, Liu Chong must be playing tricks behind the scenes again.
If it weren't for this, Huang Deyi would have packed up his bed and left long ago for what he did yesterday, so why would he still be in the mood to find fault?
"Okay! Sister, go to bed early."
Chen Gao didn't want Sister Liu to worry about him, so he lied and planned to deal with this matter behind his back.
"That's fine, Xiao Chen, you go to bed early too."
……
After Liu Xiangyun hung up the phone, his usual majestic face was full of sadness,
Yesterday at the hospital, Chen Gao told me not to pull out the needle when he got the needle for the first time.
But Huang Deyi forced the nurse to pull out the needle in order to get the credit. It was because of this action that Wang Gang and his father were almost sent to see Hades.
Later, the brothers and sisters went to spend great efforts to invite Chen Gao back, and I heard that Wang Li was still devastated.
After the patient settled down again, the brother and sister began to settle the matter. Huang Deyi refused to admit that he ordered this matter,
The senior leaders of the hospital also favored Huang Deyi's side. In the end, the nurse cried and said that she was wronged, but no one could help him.
Liu Xiangyun couldn't bear to look at it.
How could there be such a vicious person in the world!And the hospital turned a blind eye?
There must be someone behind Huang Deyi protecting him, and it seems that he still has a lot of power, otherwise the hospital would not open their eyes and talk nonsense.
She stood up to defend this poor nurse, and was severely criticized by the hospital.
She didn't tell Chen Gao about these, she was afraid that Chen Gao would get involved if he got hotheaded.
In this world, such unfair things happen every day. These ordinary people are really powerless, and if they don't do it, they will put themselves into it together.
……
Huang Deyi, who was beaten up by Chen Gaohai at night, is currently being bandaged in the hospital.
Chen Gao acted with discretion, Huang Deyi looked miserable like this, but in reality it was all skin trauma.
After wrapping up, Huang Deyi hurriedly called Liu Chong,
"Liu Shao, are you asleep?"
"Sleep so early, why don't you go to trouble Chen Gao?" Liu Chong asked on the other end of the phone.
Huang Deyi said hesitantly, "Young Master Liu, I'm incompetent. I called so many people, but not only failed to clean him up, but even got myself involved."
To Huang Deyi's surprise, Liu Chong on the other end of the phone didn't seem to be angry.
"I've guessed this kind of result a long time ago. At school that day, I called six retired special forces soldiers, none of whom were his opponents. If you call a few small fish and shrimp, it must be impossible to handle it. I don't blame you for this matter. .”
After Liu Chong finished speaking, Huang Deyi said like a Meng Dahe:
"Thank you, Young Master Liu, about the hospital, if you hadn't said hello, I'm afraid I'd be dead this time,"
After a pause, he said hypocritically, "Wang Gang's power should not be underestimated. I'm afraid that Young Master Liu will be in trouble."
Liu Chong on the other end of the phone chuckled, "You don't have to worry about that. Although I can't afford to offend Wang Gang, the higher-ups in your hospital can't afford to offend me either. Isn't it just finding a scapegoat? Presumably they don't dare to tell the truth. , what age is this, you have to use your brain to do things."
Huang Deyi quickly flattered, "Liu Shaoying is brilliant!"
"It's useless to say less, just hang up if you have nothing to do."
"Good good!"
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