[TS] Starting the Broadcast

It’s been nearly a month and a half since I started broadcasting.
Past the start of summer, approaching the full-fledged rainy season.
I still remember the excitement and nervousness of the first broadcast.
The time I spent worrying about what to do if not even one viewer came in, and practicing various greeting phrases in test broadcasts.
Following that was the experience from the joint broadcast.
The thrilling moments of showcasing my talents in front of nearly ten thousand viewers.
The spotlight of everyone was fully on me, and it was a ‘catharsis’ I had never felt before in my life.
Will I be able to taste such a moment again?
All these memories lead to expectations for the future.
However, there was always a worry in one corner of my mind.
“Sigh… what should I do on the broadcast today.”

[How about another Ideal Type World Cup?]

“Are you mocking me right now?”

Broadcast material, I’ve run out of material.
In fact, this probably isn’t just a problem for individual broadcasters.
In modern society where creativity is most valued, it’s not easy to come up with something new or fresh.
Actually, I have a few ideas prepared in advance, but I need points to implement them.
So, holding back tears, I’m putting them on hold for now…
What I’m worrying about now is content to quench today’s thirst.

“Ugh… isn’t there any content that could make me blow up spectacularly? Huh?”

It felt like I found some hint from the muttering to myself.
I thought about it for a moment, and it’s a fairly usable topic.
Now if I can just flesh it out well!?

[It’s very good to see you checking today’s evangelism plan from early morning. The Goddess will be pleased too.]

“… Ignoring.”

Ignoring the evil helper’s statement that distracts my mind, I focus on preparing for today’s broadcast.
Current time is 7 AM.
Today is expected to be quite a busy day.

It’s lunchtime.
A short break time that soothes office workers tired from work.
Aiming for that timing, I turned on the broadcast.
In fact, I posted a notice an hour ago.
Saying I’d start the broadcast at lunchtime today.

[That’s not all. When recruiting believers for the Goddess, it’s not good to emphasize only external values too much. What’s important is inner righteousness.]

“Yeah, no. Only you think that.”

Actually, to attract a lot of attention, I also inserted a short phrase saying it’s the 2nd cam broadcast in the notice.
I couldn’t help but be anxious.
I always turned on the broadcast at 5 PM, so it would be troublesome if the number of viewers dropped sharply just because I turned it on at lunchtime.

-Haha, meaning hi Hani.
-Haha!
-What kind of broadcast is it today? Since you said you’d turn on the cam, it probably won’t be another Ideal Type World Cup. Fortunately.
-Info) Hani has played Ideal Type World Cup twice while broadcasting for over 40 days.
-If it’s twice, that’s more than cam broadcasts, you’ve crossed the line! Agree? Agree agree!
-Where’s the room owner! Come out quickly!

Today too, only an empty chair greeted the viewers as soon as the broadcast started.
Viewers shouting “to the bottom”.

“Ah, everyone calm down. My chest area was a bit stuffy so I was tidying up.”

-What?!
-W-what did I just hear?

“You know you’ll be kicked out immediately if you take it in a strange direction, right?”

-Yes!
-Good thoughts, good thoughts, good thoughts!

After skillfully suppressing the viewers’ initial fiery momentum, I glanced at the viewer count.
Fortunately, it exceeded 200 within 5 minutes of starting the broadcast.
Even though I turned on the broadcast at a different time than usual, the attention-grabbing “cam broadcast” was indeed powerful.

I check the angle of the cam and carefully take one step at a time.
Click, click-!

-Huh? What’s this sound?
-Crazy! Something big is coming, something big is coming, something big is coming!

To tease the viewers, I slightly extended my foot wearing high heels into the cam’s view.
I raised the “Balanced Body” ability to level 3 for today.
I could easily choose it because this ability would need to be consistently developed in the long term anyway.

-Noona, take me!
-Crazy. The line is really…
-Noona, please step on me just like that!

[오늘만산다 has been forcibly removed.]

“I told you not to make strange comments.”

Pointy high heels that stimulate men’s fantasies.
Above that, legs drawing dizzying curves wrapped in coffee-colored stockings assault the viewers’ hearts.
Water balloons burst like fireworks and when the chat window’s heat reached its peak, I took one more step forward and showed my full body except for the face.

“How is it? Don’t I look like a successful career woman?”

A black H-line dress that fully reveals the S-line figure.
With the “Balanced Body” ability, the waist was tucked in and the hips were well-shaped, showing a top-tier body that anyone could see was a combination of natural talent and management.
And if you raise your gaze just a little, there’s the mid lane boasting such powerful strength that it’s hard to look at.

-Killed it, totally killed it.
-15 minute surrender please. The mid is too strong, we can’t hold on.
-Room owner, like in the previous cam broadcast, you know men’s favorite outfits too well. Have you dated a lot?

“No. My family was strict… I haven’t been able to date yet.”

– Even if I’m a black cow, this is a bit…
-Room owner, I think you’re going too far even if you have no conscience.
-Room owner, I’m also single by chance, how about we have a good meeting? I’m 174cm and 70kg.

Shamelessly overcoming the viewers’ jeers, I sat in the chair.
Today is also a half-cam.
When I revealed that fact, the chat window was briefly filled with “to the bottom”, but when I mixed in voice impersonations and acted cute, public sentiment immediately soared.
Anyway, the pre-preparation ends here, and I divided the screen in two, with the cam broadcast on one side and the content I prepared for today on the other side.
Red and blue bars and numbers rise and fall chaotically.
Incomprehensible difficult terms and corresponding numbers, and percentages.
Lines of various colors cross up and down along two colored pillars, and bar graphs jut out at the bottom.
Content on the screen that’s just right to make you dizzy just by looking at it.
The viewers are agitated.
Watching that, I confidently declare,

“Today’s broadcast content is ‘stocks’. As a top instructor, I’ll help even stock newbies learn easily and make profits.”

-Crazy, totally crazy.
-Just type .
-Um… I don’t know much about stocks, but it seems the viewers’ sentiment is crashing.
-The room owner does stocks too? Let’s all go to Mars together!

The viewers’ reactions split in various ways.
Starting from groups finding it random, to those who think it’s fresh as a different kind of content, and “uncles” who are very excited because they usually do stocks and are interested in this field.
Of course, these days there’s such a stock craze that many young people do it too, but it was inevitable that there were more people in their 30s and 40s among stock investors.

-Hani, should oppa pick a good stock for you? My profit rate this month alone is 27%.
-Where are you showing off with just 27%? I hit the jackpot with a newly listed stock early this year and ate over 70%. ㅋㅋ
-There’s a plan for a European tour next week, and they say they’ll discuss environmental issues then. Let’s buy carbon neutrality related stocks in advance. Environmental-friendly ones are good too.

“Alright, our uncles are excited. Please calm down a bit and focus!”

Tadadada~!
The BGM from the TV program Love House that was popular in the past plays.
Lightly passing over the viewers’ laughter saying I’m doing all sorts of things, I gestured towards the screen.

“I’ll reveal my stock account!”

-Ooh!
-Is something big coming?
-Blue, blue, blue!

The viewers’ fiery reaction.
But even after about 10 seconds, the screen was still black.
The chat window was being filled with question marks.

“… It will be revealed in 30 seconds! Don’t change the channel!”

– Where did you learn only bad things.
-Yeah, I’m going to another broadcast.
-Hani, it seems our love ends here.

“Ah, it’s a joke. Ta-da! Here it is.”

[Total evaluation amount 9,745,800][Today’s sell profit 0][Sell profit rate 0.00%]
[Total profit 2,743,200][Unrealized profit 2,743,200][Unrealized profit rate 35.5%]
[Samson Electronics][Cash][Balance 20][Unit price 53500][Current price 57600]
[Biodi Pharma][Cash][Balance 150][Unit price 16750][Current price 17200]
[Ecopia][Cash][Balance 60][Unit price 30550][Current price 58500]
[Typhoon Construction][Cash][Balance 50][Unit price 19750][Current price 26700]

There were about two more stocks, but I omitted them because their presence was so insignificant.
Anyway, there were many issues related to secondary batteries in the past two weeks, and Ecopia rose sharply after one export announcement.
Thanks to that, I could broadcast without worrying about living expenses for once.

-Oh, it’s Ecopia. Its upward trend has been hot lately.
-If Typhoon Construction’s average price is like that, it seems to be a long-term investment. Looking at it, the forces seem to be accumulating volume these days. It’s been about two months already? If you wait a little more, you’ll probably see some nice profits.

“Indeed, the elders who do stocks are the most excited. Well, I’ll explain one by one.”

The first in order was Samson Electronics at the very top.
Since everyone knows it as the most famous company representing our country’s KOSPI, I passed it quickly.
Next in order was Biodi Pharma.

“Everyone, you’re really getting good information today.”

– I can smell the medicine selling.
-When did our Hani change jobs to become a scammer ?
-Yeah. Not buying. No peddlers allowed!

“I understand your concerns very well. You all keep losing it, right? You sigh every time you look in the mirror.”

-Huh? What’s losing  I’m worried about getting fat and my belly sticking out every day. You’re saying the opposite.
-I wish I could lose some. It’s summer but I can’t even go to the swimming pool because I’m embarrassed.

“No. Not weight, I mean your precious hair. You’re all losing a lot, right?”

-…
-Stop the fact violence!
-The viewer in front, the viewer behind, and I all cried. We cried loudly.

“Now, don’t cry and listen. A new substance that Biodi Pharma has been developing since early last year has been found to have a great effect on hair loss symptoms, attracting attention from all over the world. It’s currently in Phase 2 trials, but if this succeeds, it’s an immediate jackpot. It will go up at least twofold!”

-What if it fails?
-If it fails, doesn’t it immediately get cut in half?

“That’s why you all need to pray.”

-Huh? Why us?
-I don’t even have stocks in that company, why should I pray .

“Come on, if Phase 2 succeeds, the stock price will rise so I’ll make money and you’ll have that much higher chance of protecting your hair. This is what we call a win-win situation. Now the time is coming when you won’t have to count the number of fallen hairs every time you wash your hair.”

-Crazy .
-Quickly capture all of today’s comments and spread them to the hair loss gallery . They need to taste the heat to come to their senses.
-I’m going all-in on Biodi Pharma right now. Please… protect my hair!

The chat window is a crucible of chaos.
The ‘ㅋㅋㅋ’ spam of young lush-haired ones and the tearful emoticons of elders looking towards their late 20s and beyond as their hair starts to fall out little by little alternate in succession.

‘Yes, this is it. Sometimes you need to try image transformations like this to feel fresh.’

Today’s outfit was prepared with that concept in mind.
To look like an office worker or somewhat intellectual.
It’s to make viewers feel a different charm from my appearance showing economic knowledge that couldn’t be seen at all usually.

But was I too focused on such viewer reactions?
I really didn’t know.
That such a tragedy was waiting…