Transmigrating in Ancient Godly Monarch

So you might be wondering how you got here.

Revan : nope not at all, i expected to die going 400+ km/h down the highway. well i expected i would be able to break on time, didn't expect to die from the lack of oxygen.

Crackbot god : ..... Okay you can choose where you get to reincarnate, cause i feel pity for you and I may or may not be in need of entertainment. + I will grant you 5 wishes to go along with it. No wishing for more wishes to start and no asking to be have all the powers from the start. and no asking for a Glock and trying to pull a fast one at me. we clear?

Revan : can i get a Starbucks Vanilla Saffron Latte before i go and not consume a wish?

Crackbot god : ..... Here..... *muttering in wispers* im truly wondering which one of us is the one on an acid trip.

Revan: probably me.

Revan: *Slurping on the Latte* Ah, that felt nice. So for the world, can i choose any fictional world?

Crackbot god : ye-

Revan : Ancient Godly Monarch. First wish, Give a world Save editor in the form of a flash cheat/debug editor.

Crackbot god : didn't you read like 10 chapters of it only and proceed to the wiki?

Revan : thats why i asked for a World save editior in the form of a flash cheat/debug editor. they have the entire plot written in it if you are insane enough to activate all the cheat boxes.

Crackbot god : ...I'll allow it. you have 4 left.

Revan : I want parasites for my 2nd wish.

Crackbot god : you want a blunt while you think of the remaining 2?

Revan : sure. wait no thats a lie.

Crackbot god : though for sure that would work, 2 still remain.

Revan : details for wish 2. Blacklight Virus from Prototype 1&2 specifically the strain alex mercer has by the end of the 2nd game but before he dies to james heller without the retcons nerfing it. the progenitor virus from resident evil that Albert Wesker and Alex Wesker have. the uroboros virus that Albert Wesker developed.

Crackbot God : Im regretting this already.

Revan : Read my mind and give me the next wish. and for the 5th one, give me the Best talent in the overall grand scheme of things.

Crackbot God : thats. My eyes... ah burn them, kill it with fire. *proceeds to self terminate while granting all the wishes*

"Neat! A wishmaker." Revan said as he picked up the device of crackbot god as he died due to horrifying fetishes of revan that would even scar some outer gods.

Revan : Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. This isssssssss PAAAiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn FULllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.