Chapter 646 Crazy Dave, Garden Warfare
Chapter 646 Crazy Dave, Garden Warfare
The business in the coffee shop was a little quiet, with only three customers, two of whom were at one table.
Another person was sitting in the window seat. There were two cups of steaming coffee on the table. The person was looking out the window, obviously waiting for someone.
Ding-ling-ling, the crisp sound of wind chimes rang out, and someone pushed the door open and came in. Anyone who came in would think that he was the person the former was waiting for - the two looked almost exactly the same, causing the barista behind the bar and the waiter to whisper "Twins?"
The latter looked unhappy and sat opposite the former with big strides. The first thing he asked was: "Why haven't you left yet?"
"Let's go, we'll leave right away." Ma Jia agreed with a smile: "The hidden dangers in the main god space have been eliminated, and there is no need for me to station sentries here. Anyway, you are back, and this time I will withdraw all the clones in this world."
Martin crossed his arms and said, "Hey, what is the exact time for withdrawal? Don't play word games with me."
"We still need to spend some time on the 'handover'. Otherwise, if too many people suddenly disappear from society, it will cause social chaos. For example, the Black Organization might get into chaos."
"Speaking of the Black Organization, what happened to the boss and Gin later, did you find out?"
"After Karasuma Renya escaped, he never gave up on revenge against Saint Emilion. Several of my clones were killed. Gin has been chasing Karasuma Renya for the past month, but they can't do anything to each other. The last time I saw them was in Lebanon three days ago. Gin should be trying to prevent Karasuma Renya from returning to Japan."
"One relies on extremely high intelligence and props from a senior reincarnationist from nowhere, while the other relies on the ultimate defense and attack with great skill." Martin imagined the confrontation between the BOSS and Gin: "Gin can make countless mistakes, but the BOSS will die if he makes one mistake."
"He has to make more mistakes because he has a resurrection item in his hand." Ma Jia corrected. If the resurrection item in the boss's hand had not exceeded expectations, his clone would have surrounded and killed the boss in the organization.
"Don't talk about other people, talk about you." The vest said again: "Did you gain anything from this trip?"
"Based on Xiao Wu's feelings when I was digitized, my control over my superpowers has increased by three percent." Martin said, "I now have a vague premonition of Tomorrow's transformation, but it is not ruled out that my thoughts interfered with Tomorrow's transformation."
"What kind of premonition?"
"My neighbor has a bad feeling tomorrow."
"Ha... leaving. I have already sold this coffee shop and some other properties, and the account is opened in your name. In addition, I sold some properties that are difficult to sell to 'you', and you can deal with them however you like or just leave them alone." Vest took out a bank card, put it on the table and pushed it to Martin, then he disappeared.
Almost everyone in the cafe saw this scene. Strangely, no one panicked. Everyone in the cafe, including the barista, waiters, kitchen staff, and two guests at another table, turned around and looked at Martin.
"Pay attention to improving your super powers and go home early." Everyone in the cafe said in unison, and then disappeared.
Martin was now the only one left in the café.
"Heh." Martin had guessed long ago that Vest would not easily discuss matters related to superpowers in a place where outsiders could hear, so there was only Vest here from beginning to end.
Picking up the bank card on the table and putting it in his pocket, Martin left the cafe, released Bunny from the Poké Ball, and went to the supermarket to do some shopping.
That night, Maori Kogoro, Xiaolan and Sonoko were invited to the doctor's house, and everyone sat together for a big meal. In fact, Martin also invited Kuroba Kaito, but Kuroba Kaito was too late to hide from him and did not accept the invitation.
Subaru Okiya, who was always monitoring Dr. Agasa's house, ran over with a shameless face, but no one opened the door for him.
the next day.
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is not to open my eyes, but to reach out and touch my face to see what I am today.
It starts with messy short hair and a big beard, but other than that everything is human eyes, human nose, and no additional organs.
Martin opened his eyes, gently pulled away Rabbit's arm that was resting on his beer belly, then stood up and looked in the mirror.
White skin, brown hair and beard, two eyes, one larger than the other, and not the same height.
"Waibi Babu? Waibi Ribi!"
Tuji woke up, rubbed his eyes, then turned his head and saw Martin's back, who was very burly today and wearing a white shirt. He jumped directly from the bed and pounced on him, launching a surprise attack.
Martin turned his head and saw a pile of iron pots stacked on top of each other on the bedside table. He felt that something was missing above his head, so he picked up the top pot and put it on his head.
A little rabbit that just jumped over hit its head on the iron pot.
Duang!
What sounds good is a good start.
"QAQ"
"Waibi waibi, waibi waibi..." Dave Martin stroked the rabbit's head in a funny way to comfort it, then raised his finger and shook it: "Ah You Good Malaysia!"
Tuji puffed up her little cheeks, turned back to the bed in frustration, and clumsily folded the quilt and tidied the sheets.
Martin walked out of the room and saw Akemi Miyano and Ai Huihara making breakfast in the kitchen.
"Huh? Ah, it's Martin." Miyano Akemi was stunned when she saw Martin, then she remembered that she would see a 'stranger' every morning again: "Martin looks handsome today."
However, Miyano Akemi felt that Martin looked familiar today, as if she had seen him somewhere.
"Wabibab." Martin shrugged.
"Ah? What did Martin-kun say?"
"Yehbi-ri-la, wow wow wow wow wow meat!"
"Ah?" Miyano Akemi scratched her ears in confusion and looked down at Huihara Ai: "Shiho, did you hear what Martin said?"
"He said Wabi-Bab." Huihara Ai said calmly: "I think he has become a guy who can't talk properly."
"Malaysia!" Martin expressed approval.
The rabbit who had folded the quilt hurried out of the room, ran up, jumped, Duang!
What sounds good is a good start.
"QAQ"
Martin turned around and touched Rabbit's head, saying a lot of gibberish. Rabbit turned around and obediently went to wash his hands and prepare for breakfast.
Dr. Agasa's biological clock works very well and he wakes up exactly when breakfast is ready every day.
Of course, after meeting Martin, Dr. Agasa couldn't understand what Martin was saying today.
Everyone had no choice but to treat Martin as a different species from them and let him go. "Waibibabu, waibibabu." "Chi, chi." "Waibibabu, waibibabu." "Chi, chi." ...
At the table, Dr. Agasa frequently looked at Martin and Tuji who were eating and chatting, and couldn't help asking, "What are they doing?"
"Encrypted call." Miyano Akemi replied immediately.
Then Miyano Akemi sighed: "Rabbit can understand what Martin is saying, and Martin can also understand what Rabbit is saying. They are both amazing."
"They can both understand what you are saying." Huiyuan Ai added: "This is also amazing."
"Don't you understand Shiho?!"
“Sometimes I don’t understand.”
"Hmph... I'm still a little concerned about Martin's appearance. He looks so familiar... Waibibabu, Waibibabu... Ah! Plants vs. Zombies!" Miyano Akemi remembered: "It's the game that Martin has on his computer!"
"Wait a minute!" Martin raised his hands and applauded, praising Miyano Akemi for being right.
"So is he a minion or a boss in the game?" Haibara Ai also knows something about video games, but what she knows so far is the Castlevania game that the three little ones play.
"The game of Plants vs. Zombies is about players planting plants in the yard to resist the invasion of zombies. Once the zombies break through the defenses of the plants, they will eat the player's brain. The character that Martin transforms into is called Crazy Dave, who is the player's neighbor in the game..." It was rare for Akemi Miyano to come across something she knew, and she happily shared what she knew with her sister and Dr. Agasa, but as she was talking, she felt something was wrong: "Neighbor...? Neighbor!"
Martin Jun transformed into the player's neighbor, so the player who was invaded by zombies and whose brain was eaten if he failed, was their neighbor? And their neighbor was...
It’s Xiujun who just moved in yesterday!
Miyano Akemi dropped her job and rushed to report the news.
Dave Martin spread his hands and spoke in a language that no one could understand, but it was definitely a complaint.
……
Miyano Akemi ran straight to the wall between Agasa's house and Kudo's house. The wall between the two houses was not high, so she ran to speed up, jumped under the wall suddenly, stepped lightly on the wall twice to gain leverage, stretched out her hands to grab the top of the wall, then exerted force with both arms, and easily - she hung on the wall.
"Mr. Subaru! Mr. Subaru!"
When Subaru Okiya heard the noise, he thought something bad happened next door, so he opened the door and ran out in a hurry: "Ms. Qiu...Ms. Qiuya, what happened?"
Seeing Miyano Akemi hanging on the wall, Okiya Subaru paused, put down his hand on the pistol in his arms, and prepared to climb up the wall to get Miyano Akemi down.
"Don't worry about me, Mr. Subaru, you have to be careful!" Miyano Akemi took a look at the yard of Kudo's house and her expression became even more panicked - she saw that the lawn in front of Kudo's house was divided into dark and light squares like a chessboard, which was exactly the battlefield in the game.
"Me?" Okiya Subaru's face was solemn. He raised his hand and placed it on the gun, ready to draw his gun at any time.
Did the enemy come to us so soon?
However, Miyano Akemi's next words made him short-circuit his thinking: "Zombies are about to attack your home!"
"Zombies?"
"Zombies." Miyano Akemi nodded, and afraid that Okiya Subaru would not believe her, she said directly: "Martin-kun created it."
The pretty boy is causing trouble again?
Subaru Okiya wanted to take out the cigarette he had just quit smoking and take a puff again.
Subaru Okiya's current cognitive distortion breakthrough progress is about 60%. Miyano Akemi betrayed Martin, and he immediately understood that zombies would really appear soon, just as magical as Gin's transformation.
I wonder if it’s too late to run away now.
Another head popped out from the top of the wall, with a sloppy beard, very intelligent eyes, and an iron cooking pot on its head.
"Who is this?"
"It's Martin-kun! He'll help you fight the zombies!"
Aren't the zombies here to help him deal with me? Okiya Subaru thought. Yesterday, the pretty boy said to him in a sinister way that living next door to him would be dangerous. Today, a zombie attacked him early in the morning. Isn't it obvious that this zombie was sent by the pretty boy to deal with me?
"Wabi-bab, wabi-wabi."
"Uh…what is he talking about?"
"I don't know either." Miyano Akemi said regretfully.
"Jiji!" A rabbit poked its head out from behind the wall again. Now there were two people and a rabbit hanging on the wall: "Jiji!"
Tuji put on a bow tie around his neck that was the same as Conan's voice changer: "【Farming, plants, too late.】"
"Ah, it's Rabbit's translator!" Miyano Akemi suddenly realized: "Let Rabbit translate Martin's words, and then use the translator to translate Rabbit's words!"
"Um... can you translate the translator again?" Okiya Subaru looked troubled: "I don't understand, what do you mean by farming? Do you want me to plant something?"
"I know this. It's a plant. Let's start with peas!" The translator could only translate a few words of Tuji, and it was easy to lose conjunctions and prepositions. Fortunately, Miyano Akemi had played games before, so she understood what Martin was saying after hearing the few remaining words: "Mr. Subaru, look for it. You should be able to find pea seeds in the yard!"
Can you climb to the sky and steal golden eggs if you plant peas? Subaru Okiya, who has never played the game, has a completely different way of thinking from Akemi Miyano: "I think I'd better come and join you guys."
He walked towards the gate of Kudo's house, thinking that he should stay next door before the zombies came, so that he could protect Mingmei.
However, just as he reached the gate of the yard, a dark green and rotten claw suddenly stretched out from the gap in the pull rod.
The next moment, countless zombies gathered behind the big iron gate of Kudo's house, and their dry and evil claws slapped the iron gate. Then within a few seconds, the iron gate of Kudo's house was torn to pieces, and the zombies slowly walked in.
Subaru Okiya took a few steps back, and he found that these zombies moved slowly and did not seem to pose a threat to him. However, this was not a reason for him to take risks, so Subaru Okiya walked towards the wall where Akemi Miyano was, took a run-up, made a triple jump, stretched out his arms and hung on the wall.
"This should be some kind of rule." Miyano Akemi, who was also restricted by the rules, said awkwardly: "Everyone can only stay in their own yard. Mr. Subaru cannot come for refuge, and I cannot come to help."
"It doesn't matter, these zombies..." Okiya Subaru thought that these zombies moved slowly and definitely had no brains, so he could easily deal with them.
However, when Subaru Okiya turned his head, he found that the zombies were actually standing in a row in the yard, divided into five columns, as if they were planning to gather their troops and attack him from five directions.
"It's not fair!" Miyano Akemi complained to the zombies, "Shouldn't we just walk in a straight line at the beginning to let them get used to it?"
(End of this chapter)