Chapter 32: chapter 32
(WITH INDEX)
Index ran a good distance away from the apartment, randomly twisting and turning her path, before she finally found herself under one of the city's bridges. When she stood there, gazing at the water with slightly puffy eyes, something stirred in her hood.
"Oh, that's it! I can't take this anymore!"
A surprised nun searched through her clothes, finally finding an owner of the familiar voice
"Othinus? What are you doing here?"
"I climbed onto you when everyone was distracted. Now, I have something very important to say to you. So sit down!"
"If you are going to convince me to go back, I am not-"
"SIT. DOWN"
Even if she was 15cm tall, commanding voice of Othinus caused Index to sit on the ground.
"Let's start from the beginning. Why did you get so upset?"
Index thought for a moment, before answering
"I am... mad at Touma because he found someone when I was away. Because he had fun when I wasn't around and turned sinful around them"
Othinus nodded, before sighing and looking Index in the eyes, as she stood at the palm of nun's hand.
"You know, he wouldn't like me to tell you this, but I can't stand this, and will have this talk for your own good"
"What are you talking about?"
"Okay, don't you think that you are being more than a little hypocritical here?"
"What?!"
"Okay, allow me to elaborate. My Understander told me, in biggest secrecy, that you confessed his love for him when he first awoke after loss of his memories. Is that correct?"
"Y-Yes, it is... but what does this have to do with anything? And why did he tell you?"
"Patience, we will get to that. As for why he told me, it's simply because he was unsure of what to do. He didn't want to hurt you with this, but it bothered me since I was observing your behaviour around one another for quite some time. So, when you confessed, did he accept it?"
"I don't... think so? He just... moved along with the conversation?"
"Excellent. He was undecided. Now, one key question: What did you take from that situation?"
Index blinked in confusion.
"What did I... take? I went to live with Touma and we were happy ever since"
"Really? Cause to me, it seems like you assumed his silence for the acceptance of your confession"
Index leaned backwards with her eyes widening, but Othinus still persisted in keeping her own gaze fixed at silver haired girl.
"Don't you see certain pattern here? On the one hand, you were always mad at him whenever he was with another girl and did something you dubbed 'sinful' but on the other, you never pursued him further, just assumed you already claimed everything and settled on that. Whenever he made mistake, which we both know happens painfully often because of his lack of fortune, what did you do? Instead of tending to him or talking it out, you usually lashed out and bit him."
Index stared at the ex-goddess with tears forming in her eyes, but Othinus wasn't done yet.
"Honestly, what did you think would happen? That you would keep him from seeing other girls, but at the same time bite him all the time and use him only when you saw it fit because of your assumed advantage? I am sorry, but this is hypocrisy if I ever seen one. It just shouldn't work like that. I am not saying this to scare you, I am saying it because I care. About that human, you, and our peaceful days together. Never forget: Kamijou Touma did not have any obligation to help us. He is kind and lets us voice our opinions but he also never had any obligation to explain himself when he got new roommates, especially since it was supposedly an accident from the side of both parties. We are his freeloaders after all. We owe him and can live together thanks to his kindness. That's why we must never, ever take it for granted. Do you get it?"
Index nodded. Tears, not from anger but from shame and guilt streamed down her tears.
"O-Othinus... I was stupid, wasn't I? W-Was I actually awful one this whole time? Did I hurt Touma?... Should I go away? Would I-"
"Ssssh!" Othinus put a finger to her lips, and Index focused on her again" Take a deep breath through your nose, hold it in for a few seconds, and let it out. Repeat that couple times and listen to me again"
After Index calmed down a little bit, Othinus sighed and pointed a finger at her
"I ask you this: what do you desire to do now?"
"Desire? You mean... there is still time to fix this?"
"Trust me, this human can find time after eons of killing to forgive someone. Besides, I don't think he is actually all that mad. It's just the issue of... cleaning the atmosphere. He could have handled introducing those girls better, you could have acted less like a spoiled brat. What's done is done. But you have all you need to change, if you want to. I saw it in you before. You were trying to change before, trying to learn how to cook and be more helpful. Don't allow your negative emotions to divert you from that path. I know you can do it, I truly believe in that"
"You do?"
"Yes. It's all part of the process. You are just experiencing it later on because you had your memory and personality erased, isn't that right? Index, the key to wisdom is adapting and thinking about the solution of the problem instead of ignoring the reality, while the key to maturity is to listen, reflect, and communicate your needs instead of pretending your emotions don't exist or aren't worth it. Don't worry, it took me a bit to get a hang of it too. So if you want to change, listen to him. Speak with him, instead of shouting at him. Tell him your problems, instead of biting him. Try to work up a compromise before accusing him of things. I know this isn't easy and obvious. But it's the step in the best possible direction for you. And one more thing. Those girls are not so bad. In their own way, they wanted to make you feel welcomed simply because it was important to my human. Initially, I was hesitant too. But regardless of what twists of fate brought them to our path and for how long, they bring him joy and satisfaction. Shouldn't that be enough? I am not asking you to love them right away. But you should really give them a chance and blank slate. Who knows, maybe they will surprise you?"
Index thought, thought, and thought some more. Finally, she smiled slightly
"I... want Touma to be happy. If he isn't happy, then it's all pointless. I just thought... that he didn't need me anymore. I know we talked about this, but when he suddenly got new roommates, I thought..."
"No, why would you get that idea?! Little bit of estrogens in the air and you are freaking out? I can assure you, you are one of the most precious people in the world for him. He even told those sisters about you in such way."
Index blushed a little at those words.
"Now, who are you?"
"I am... Index Librorum Prohibitorum!"
"That's right. What do you want?"
"To be happy with Touma and give a chance to others that make him happy. I want to be the best version of myself. I-"
Index's stomach growled as she bit her lip, while glancing at Othinus
"I... am hungry after all the running."
"It wouldn't be like you without it. Let's go back home then"
(20 MINUTES LATER...)
Thanks to her perfect memory, Index wasn't troubled in finding her way back to the apartment. And it just so happened that on her way she stumbled across one she wanted to see the most. Kamijou Touma was searching for her, accompanied by Gokusai Kaibi.
"Index?! Where were you? We were worried that-"
Index simply run towards Touma and hugged him. She initially said one phrase only
"Thank you"
Touma, although slightly surprised, went with his gut and simply reincorporated the warm hug. Kaibi decided to tactfully step aside for that moment
Finally, they were ready to speak to one another.
"Index, I am so sorry. I should have thought that it would be uncomfortable for you. I should have do it slowly and explain it to you better. But I never wanted to hurt you or replace you, I swear"
"I know Touma. I was just... angry and scared. I got mad and... I really owe you an apology too. For a lot of things that I didn't actually realize before. But to start, I promise to give all of this a chance and try to see everything in a new light"
"Oh... wow... I mean... that's great" Touma muttered, a little bit shocked but also happy by the direction in which the conversation suddenly turned.
Index then turned towards Kaibi
"Kaibi-san... I feel a little bit awful after how I lashed out at all of you..."
"Don't sweat it. I mean, I actually get you. To be suddenly put into room full of strange girls might be a little overwhelming. I initially didn't know how to get along with Kamijou, for example... yet now it's different. Because this is obviously important to him, I am ready to try to get along with you... on one condition."
"That's great! And that would be?"
"You see, me and Kamijou might not see eye to eye in every instance, but I discovered that he is someone with whom my emotional connection feels truly genuine. He accepted me in all of the possible ugly aspects of the truth and made me feel important again. He is important to my sister too and as for me, even if we are still work in progress, I am trying to be by his side and support him. If you want to do the same, you are free to do as you wish. However, don't think even for a moment that I will go back to what I used to be simply because you had some whims. I can only propose trying to get along and move towards the future. But no way in hell am I letting him and those newfound emotions go. I just wish to say that now to clarify things"
Index smiled and extended her hand to Kaibi
"I don't want to separate you... much. Not anymore. Touma is Touma, and if he is okay with both of us being here, then I can't really force him to do otherwise"
"Index... what happened?" Touma blinked, not really recognizing the girl he was looking at" Did you hit your head? Or eat something sour?"
"Mou, Touma! Can't a girl have an enlightenment in the middle of a tantrum..."
There was small rustling in her hood.
"... with a small help, I got to the revelation that other people are God's gift for you. And even if I want to retain my place by your side, I cannot deny His grace on your way"
"At least you are honest about not fully wanting to let go of control. Fine then." Kaibi took Index's extended hand" And as for the finishing touch..."
Her eyes glowed and shiver came through Index's body. Her frame trembled but the girl stood her ground.
Kaibi raised an eyebrow.
"Oh? Really impressive!
"What... did you do to me?" Index whispered, trying to shake cold sweat from her skin.
"I increased the emotional distance between you and Kamijou as far as I could to see how you will react. But you still stood your ground and refused to flee. Index-san, have to say that my respect to you just rose quite a bit of points"
"Never... do that again." Index dried her brow and swallowed hard" It felt awful, whatever that was. But... you are right. No matter what, I will not abandon Touma. I can't live in the world without him"
"Index..." Touma whispered, genuinely touched by her words.
"We are on the same page then. What do you say that we go back, tell everyone you are safe and resume the party?"
Index nodded with a smile
"I would like that very much..."
Her stomach growled, loudly
"...f-for more than one reason"
All three shared a laugh.
(LATER...)
When everyone was notified, there went towards Touma's old apartment as there was someone in need of picking up now that Index returned.
"Sphynx! Welcome back!" Index smiled, taking a cat from the arms of Maika Tsuchimikado" Was he behaving well?"
"Yes, it was a pleasure to take of him. Good maid should be good with master's animals too"
"Awwwww, he is so cute!" Amazora cooed, as Sphynx meowed at her. "Onee-chans, isn't it great that he will be with us?!"
"I am not really a cat person, but he has some charm" Kaibi shrugged with a smile" Hmm, Rikuri onee-chan, didn't you have a cat allergy before?!"
"Yeah, onee-chan got all sniffly and stuff"
"Hmm, hmm, hmm... I experimented with histamine and various allergens, developing allergic immunity!" Rikuri exclaimed proudly, and other four, including Index, clapped their hands.
"That sounds very professional. That's our genius chemist for you!"
"Yeah... it was painful path of unending sneezing, teary eyes, rashes, and nigh-fatal anaphilcatic shocks, but it's all worth it if I can hug this cutie now. You are almost as precious as your owner!" Rikuri winked to Touma, who quickly turned around to hide his face.
"A-Anyway, it's high time to go home and into the party!"
(BACK AT THE APARTMENT)
After everything was settled, everybody got back and talked to Index, party resumed, though in much better spirits than previously.
Gokusai Rikuri's eyes sparkled as she hugged Index to her chest
"Ah, Index-san, so you like my food? I am so happy to hear that. Oh, I am overjoyed!"
Index was in her usual black hole mode, clearing everything out of the table, which included Rikuri's dishes.
"Finally, a true appreciator of my dishes. I am so happy that this day came..."
'We are happy too' thought Touma, Kaibi, and Amazora, although for rather different reason'
"What are you doing Touma? The food is great!"
"I wouldn't want to diminish your portion, Index..."
As Index took one more chance in speaking with the sisters, it actually got much better. It turned out that she and Amazora found a common ground in discussing flaws and superiorities of TV shows. Amazora was more into action series, when Index fancied mahou shoujou, especially Magic Powered Kanamin. Soon, the discussion turned into something mildly resembling Touma's own discussions with Tsuchimikado and Aogami about girl types.
Kaibi laughed by his side. Upon Touma's questioning gaze, she explained
"Sorry, it's just... I had no idea that Index bit you all the time. And now I imagined Kakine or that Meltdowner bitch with her on their heads... why is this so funny? My sides..."
Meanwhile, Rikuri decided to converse with Kanzaki. And everything was going fine until Rikuri decided to drink, and actually got Kanzaki to follow her lead as well. The Saint only did so from being well-mannered and not wanting to reject host's offer, but the effect was pretty much the same.
Stiyl facepalmed. It was rather ironic that he was drinking juice, but aside of Othinus, Rikuri and Kanzaki were the only ones of age in the room.
Kanzaki went to Touma, lifted him up, and snuggled her face with his hair.
"Pointy, pointy hair... squishy, squishy hug..."
"Kanzaki-san... a-are you drunk already? You are crushing me..."
"Tehee! I will hug you foreverrrrrrr... *hic*... and... I am not... drunk... you're just... cuuuuuu...d... cyude? Ku... te... C-U-T-E... bleh..."
"Stiyl, is she one of those cases when personality completely flips over once drunk?" Touma wheezed, finally breaking out of the nice-smelling but possibly injury-causing hug.
"You can say that. She usually avoids alcohol for that reason, but is far too polite to decline in front of someone new. That idiot... I hope you are ready to repair your walls after that..."
"What?!"
"Kami-jouuuuu... how can I repay me deeeeebt, when you don't wanna shnugggle... I am gonna catch you nooooow... I want to hug you and my washhin machiiine at same tiiiime... wait, my arrrrrmsh are not that wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...de..."
Suddenly, equally drunk Rikuri grabbed Kanzaki from behind, causing the girl to squeal in surprise.
"No fairrrrrr... I wanna do that tooo... you thinnng... that you have all the good stuff... but I am not out of the game either..."
"Gokushai-shan, don't squeeze my... gyah!" Kanzaki flinched as pouting Rikuri got her hands on her chest.
"Repent... for being shekshy and fiii... buurp...fit. I will show Kamijou that I am shtill... alphaaah female..."
"Huuuh?! I shooo him firsssst... kyah! That ticklesh..."
"W-What are we even watching anymore?!" Touma looked at the surrealistic sight.
Stiyl didn't answer, also bewildered, as he made a sign of cross in front of himself.
"You will regret... messhing with... Shaint of far Weest... easht... was it Easht? Whatever... fear me, if you...ugh... dare!"
She and Rikuri stood in front of one another, with Kanzaki pointing her finger, which would give an intimidating effect if only she wasn't point too far to the right from where Rikuri was.
"Bring it...oooohhhhn!" Rikuri wailed, as the two charged at each other.
"Hey, maybe that's enough" Touma stood up and rushed forward too, with the intention of separating the far too enthusiastic girls.
Few things happened in quick succession.
Kamijou tripped over the powering cable for console that Index and Amazora played on (somehow so absorbed in the game and rivalry that they missed the entire mess behind their backs!) and fell forward.
Kanzaki and Rikuri had no time to stop, even if they were to notice him.
Since they were roughly the same size, their chests were also more or less on the same height.
Touma practically flew between them, in one in thousand chances outcome, as two pairs of womanly assets pressed on his head from both sides, with all the acceleration times mass taking effect on his skull.
But no matter how soft and elastic they were, Newton's III law took effect and both women rebounded, sent in opposite directions. Rikuri practically slid backwards, almost all the way to the hall, while Kanzaki tripped and fell upside down behind the couch. Kamijou Touma, after Double Bossom K.O, spun around like a broken fan and also collapsed on the carpet.
"FATALITY!"
"Eh? How are you so good in this when you never played?!" Amazora shook Index, who smiled smugly.
"Hmm, hmm! I can easily memorize all the... huh? Touma?! Why is everyone on the ground all of the sudden?!"
"Riku Onee-chan?! Onii-chan?! Samurai onee-chan?!"
"I am truly surrounded by idiots..." Stiyl sighed and Kaibi massaged sides of her head, sitting on the adjacent chair.
"In times like this, I can't help but agree. Do you want a refill?"
"That would be very preferable"
(LATER ON...)
Stiyl and Kanzaki decided to stay the night. Well, Stiyl relented, because Kanzaki fell asleep, with Rikuri out cold too.
Kaibi and Touma got Amazora to go to bed, although she kept pressing Index to tell her something interesting. Index got way too much into it, and only after she started to tell Amazora of Lemegeton and hierarchy of hell, did Touma decided that that was too much for one day and took Index to his room. Kaibi wasn't too happy about that fact, but Touma calmed her down, saying that he is only giving his bed to Index until they order something for her to sleep on. Touma himself got a futon that he spread in the bathroom. With Stiyl, Rikuri, and Kanzaki in the living room, Kaibi and Amazora in one bedroom, and Index in the other, he felt that this was great choice. It also felt quite nostalgic for him.
When he finally laid down, he hoped to get some good rest.
Even if he had dreams, after talk with dragons he doubted anything could be stranger.
He was wrong, as he was in for one of the longest and strangest dreams of his life.
(SOME TIME LATER...)
"Upsies!"
Touma blinked, looking around. He was in a very big hall... no, it was more like a dining room in a castle that he once saw in a documentary. He was standing by the side of great hall, with table fit for dozens of people.
He looked down and noticed a small girl reaching forward with her hands.
The girl had long, dark, purple-tinged hair, that fell loosely to middle of her back. The longer he looked at her, the more she reminded him of someone.
"Upsies!" the small girl repeated with a smile, reaching out even more eagerly.
And just when Touma was about to yield to the girl's evident plea to pick her up.
"Okay, okay, let onee-chan do this! One, two, three!"
Touma almost screamed when a girl, who was apparently standing beside him, phased through him, picking the smaller kid up.
"What? Is this... can they not see or hear me?" Touma muttered to himself "What is going on?"
The newcomer was much older than 'upsies' girl. She was rather tall and of slim built. She wore clothes including leather jacket that would fit on a rebellious rocker and had long, dark hair that seemed to be slightly spiked up. Despite that, she didn't wear any dark makeup and her expression was pleasant as she addressed violet-haired girl.
"Here you go, Shishi. Wait just a bit longer, aunt Itsuwa and the others will be here soon. Everyone just needs some time to come here. We are all very excited for your birthday!"
Itsuwa... As Touma narrowed his eyes, he noticed detail that he missed before. The smaller girl had double eyelids.
'What... she is like Itsuwa, but also not Itsuwa at the same time... who are they and what am I doing here?'
"Hey" the rocker girl shouted to the others" at which time dad said he will gather everyone?"
Now, for the first time, Touma noticed there were many, many more people in the room than he initially saw. Their ages varied, but they were all still children.
The smaller girl called Shishi took a honorary spot on the table, while girl with spiked-up ponytail taking place by her left side.
"Shouldn't be too long. There is still time for them to arrive. You know how dad is, always some accident in last moment" answered a boy with elegantly combed black hair and brown, almost golden eyes.
"Yeah, wouldn't be a day without something happening" commented his neighbour, a muscular looking teen with shortly cut dark hair and prominent eyebrows.
The table was circular and Touma looked around through the faces of various people on the seats. Next to the strong looking guy sat two girls that looked almost identical, with lighter skin tone, wavy blond hair reaching to the middle of their backs, and eyes as grey as storm clouds. Across them sat another girl, with a long, cool grey hair, and indigo eyes, looking at something in her smartphone, with long legs crossed under the table. Her nails were painted and she wore a blue hoodie with golden initials: B.K
The B.K girl was the center of left side of the table. On her right sat three girls: a small one with bangs of dark hair practically covering her eyes, one in the elegant school uniform, with middle-length burgundy hair and similarly coloured eyes, as well as black haired, golden-eyed girl with rather casual clothing, pronouncing her not so modest chest. On the left, reaching Shishi, there were 2 guys: chestnut haired teen with grey eyes wearing a hoodie very similar to Touma's own. Then, a rather arrogantly relaxed boy that Touma felt could be his younger cousin, such was the similarity in their faces and hairstyle. The striking difference however, was the colour of boy's hair. It was bright red, as if flame itself froze on his head. Additionally from the two, there was one girl, sitting directly in front of small Shishi, in elegant kimono, gentle face, and cascading dark-brown hair accompanied by eyes that seemed to shimmer in many different hues.
There was also a right side of the table. Next to the kimono wearing girl sat thin boy with a hairstyle that resembled a samurai knot, wearing something with an uncanny resemblance to a medical apron. Afterwards, a guy wearing red T-shirt with a small sun on it, contrasting with his shoulder length, dark brown hair. Then, boy and a girl, different yet similar enough for one to notice that they were siblings, maybe even twins. The boys eyes were blue and girl's were grey, but both had the same hue of dark hair and eyebrows looking like a smudge from calligraphy brush.
After that came already mentioned blond twins. Counting clockwise: Girl called Shishi, brown haired guy in a uniform, red haired guy wearing jeans, B.K dark-grey haired girl, girl with bangs, burgundy haired girl, the black hair plus golden eyes combo, girl in a kimono, samurai knot, red T-shirt, two pairs of twins (brunette and blond), muscular guy, the elegant guy with combed hair, and rocker-like girl. Together 17 people. There were also multiple chairs vacated, apparently prepared for someone.
For now, the confused Touma just listened to the conversation
"It's been a while, everyone" the girl in a kimono clapped her hands "and on such occasion too! Happy birthday, little sister"
She addressed the small girl similar to Itsuwa, but the black haired girl with prominent chest stopped the wishes
"Shizuka nee-chan, we should wait for dad, mom, and others to arrive."
"Ah, maybe you are right. Kiseki-chan, did you change your shampoo again?"
"Oh, thank you for noticing. It's actually..."
Free conversations broke all over the table. Touma, listening for a while, was more or less able to piece names together with people, as he was going around the table listening to the conversations.
"Is everyone here?" asked the one of the blond twins with grey eyes, called Mary by others.
"Well, Leo onii-chan and Kira onee-chan must remain in UK... but they, aunt Rimea, aunt Carissa, and aunt Villian send best wishes for Shishi." answered the guy in red T-shirt with a sun, identified by Touma as Tsubasa." Same with auntie Sequenzia and older sis Seika. They are together on the mission outside of the city and will probably join with us on video call. Auntie Sozty had to come to India on request on her cabal and took Parvati with her, even though she wanted to stay. However, we have their presents and dad said they will try to call us as well."
"Shame Leo and Kira couldn't join us..." commented Kenjou" but well, aside from being our brother, they have the obligations to Royal Family. What about Haruto?"
"He is with aunt Kaibi and should be here soon"
"He better be... hmm..."
"Kenjou-san, why are you so upset?" asked the chestnut haired guy, called Takami, as the rocker girl looked at the clock hanging over huge wooden doors.
"I am just a little bit pissed that we are still not starting. I had to shorten my kendo practice. Of course Shishi takes priority, but I would like it to actually be a party so I would feel better about it."
"Calm down. One day without being momma's girl won't really make a difference" said Takami, to which girl named Kenjou reddened and screamed.
"I am not momma's girl! I just admire her skills and want to be good like she is"
"Sure, onee-chan... but you are practically hanging on auntie Kaori and..." the elegantly combed guy, called Kaizumi, stopped when he noticed murderous glare that Kenjou was giving him "But after some consideration, never mind..."
"You know, since we are here, we should share some stories like we usually do" said the girl with burgundy hair, looking around the table.
"Kanari, please, let it be recent news" black hair + golden eyes girl, Kiseki, sighed at that" If we are to listen for 10th time how your mom, aunt Seria, and dad fought with that biomechanical dragon, I swear..."
"Hey, I didn't complain when you tell us about your mom. And my mom did not exactly like aunt Misaki back then"
"When, m-mom is not perfect, no one is..." Kiseki muttered, chuckling at that, before pointing at Shishi" Okay, little sister, since it's your birthday, you start."
"Me..." small girl tilted her head, before beaming at the rest" My mommy is very busy while working with others in Amakusa. But she still stays with me as long as she can, always plays with me, reads me fun stories, and always cooks me delicious things. Both our bento shop and sweet shop are having many great clients and mom is always smiling during her job. I also like how nice and red she looks when she kisses daddy"
Others nodded with smiles on their faces. Dark haired boy with a samurai knot sighed
"Told everyone that auntie Itsuwa is the best"
Almost all girls gave him flat looks.
"You say that because you are a sucker for boobs, Chousuke" Kenjou served a devastating comment. "Is it because your mom managed to artificially grow boobs at age of 10?"
"Huh? No, that's not it, I really like her personality, it's true... Kiseki? Liz? Kanari? Shizuka? M-Maybe you, Sei-chan?" the samurai knot, called Chousuke, looked around in hope. But all girls suddenly got really busy with their phones or hair." Come on, I am your half-brother! Does no one give me benefit of doubt?!"
Moving along, the elegant black haired boy named Kaizumi straightened up and spoke
"As for me, nothing eventful truly happened. Mom's rather busy between her jobs and inviting dad for dinners. As usual, it's boredom. It's almost laughable..."
"Maybe do my homework then..."
"Oh, mine too..."
"No! Just because my mom is a genius with position of Advisor to the Chairman, and I have slight prowess, doesn't mean that I will solve your every problem!"
"Oh, and Kai."Kiseki coughed to attract attention" Sorry for that last prank mom tried to pull on aunt Seria last time"
"Non taken. Stupidity of older generation will not affect our relationships" Kaizumi sighed" And also, it's nothing on what my mom did to get back on aunt Misaki later on"
Both he and Kiseki shivered, as next spoke the muscular guy named Ryoudo
"Not much with me either. Mom just launched new line of health cosmetics with help of auntie Rikuri and is also planning to attend another marathon." he said to the others."Oh, she also invites you to my place if anyone was interested."
"Well, this sounds like something rather than nothing if you ask me. Aunt Seiri is a fitness monster after all" answered Takami.
The small girl with bangs, called Sei-chan, whispered quietly to her neighbour, kimono girl named Shizuka
"Is it true that when daddy and auntie Seiri made Ryoudo, daddy couldn't move for 2 days after? "
Shizuka blushed and looked at younger girl
"N-No! I hope not...no, that didn't happen?! where did you hear that?!"
"Our turn..." blond girl, Elizabeth, tossed her hair while puffing her (flat) chest. Her sister sighed while rolling her eyes" Dawn Coloured-Sunlight expanded almost to 20 000 members. Mom is one of the greatest political figures not only in England, but in continental Europe too. We have the opportunity to meet and interact with many greats. And when she works with dad and uncle Mark, no one can truly oppose her greatness."
Girl with B.K initials on the hoodie snorted, and Elizabeth turned her head around sharply.
"Do you have anything to add, pads?!"
"Firstly, I don't have pads, flatty" the girl with greyish-black hair smirked at the blond" It's just seems out of place not to add that auntie Leivinia still mixes up 'my husband' and 'my brother' while speaking about dad. Oh, and is it true that she had to tie dad up on her dates?"
"L-Lies and slander! And if anyone would know things about tying up and forcing things, it's your mom!"
"Is it any way to talk to your older sister?!"
"Older my ass! You are only older because aunt Lessar could not keep her panties on any occasion!"
"Better than an arrogant tyrant that bosses people around and fires them for no good reason. I bet she only seduced dad so she could birth a heir to inherit the cabal." B.K girl got up and so did Liz until they were practically standing forehead to forehead.
"Huh?! How dare you! You have no idea how much mom actually loves dad and-"
"ENOUGH!"
Royoudo suddenly appeared and grabbed both girls' heads. They sweatdropped as Liz's twin sister, Mary, sighed.
"Why do you always do this? We are all siblings, so we shouldn't fight"
"Exactly. Just because aunties Leivinia and Lessar sometimes don't see eye to eye, don't move that into our generation. Besides, both them and you did some pretty great things while working together"
"But she started- OW!"
Roydou bumped their heads, not very strongly but enough for the girls to feel it and clench their foreheads.
"Now, sister, leave Tannia alone and go back" Mary grabbed Liz and promptly made her sit down.
"Ryoudo says that, but he is guarding Sei-chan like some guardian angel. Hypocrite"
"Okay then. Moving on... Miya? Tomoya?"
"Ehm, mom is travelling to fashion show in France and we hope she will get us something fun..." the raven haired girl began.
"Plus, she apparently booked super expensive restaurant for a dinner with dad and grandpa." added the boy
"Oh, you think your grandpa will get dad into Kongou aviation business?"
"Maybe. Grandma Minako always accepted dad, but grandpa was a little bit stubborn when it comes to the business. He would rather leave to mom only, but she insisted for dad to be included. Even if he doesn't actually want it all that much"
"Well, auntie Mitsuko loves dad a lot."
"True" Miya flashed a dreamy smile" All those years, and she feels as romantic as ever..."
"What she means that whenever mom kisses dad, it's like she devours his lips. Gross! And whenever she goes back from delegation, she practically pounces on him, until he can't breath!"
"Like I said, romantic!"
That's because you're just like mom... Well, the best thing is that we can fly anywhere we want on holidays. Speaking of flying, how is it going on your side, Tsubasa?"
"I did get my provisional pilot license... mom was a great help in understanding all those air currents."
"Auntie Hoshimi IS the best flyer in the family. I imagine it must be great to have a mom like that"
"Yeah, mom is great, but tends to be a little overwhelming... when I was smaller, she once lifted a bus with her power and put it back in front of our house just because I didn't manage to get in. She also always packs me a fork, even though I can use chopsticks just fine. But well... I don't want to get on her bad side. There is no escaping someone who can close and open doors without moving from the spot"
"Okay... Chousuke?"
"Mom is making progress in the studies of rare type of silkworm. She also encourages me to pursue entotherapy and supplies me with her own specimens. As for dad... he honestly doesn't know what to think of that, but he is still pretty supportive, I guess..."
"He is not the only one" the burgundy haired girl in school uniform shuddered" I can't possibly understand why you keep messing with those bugs. I will never forget that incident 3 years ago..."
"The one when my tarantulas found their way to female changing room? Kanari, it was one time and I apologized!"
"One of them was in my panties. I will never recover from this!"
"A-Anyway, I heard that Kaai found herself a great job" Kenjou addressed Chousuke, who nodded.
"That's true. She improves city's purification's systems. She does her job good... most of the time. As a payment, she gets access to the pool with impurities and does... things..."
"Okay, no one wants to know the details. Shizuka?"
"Well..." the kimono girl with dark brown hair falling down in cascades smiled at others" Mom is on cloud nine, because the anniversary of her engagement is drawing near"
"Oh yeah..." Kiseki smiled at her" auntie Hasako created a paradise of an island when she confessed her love for dad. Is she going to take him there?"
"If I could make something like that, I would make it snowy with lots of penguins..." Shishi mused, as conversation continued.
"Maybe, she didn't tell me, but all I can see she is happy beyond anything. There are always sunny skies and flower fields around the house, it's actually a bit embarrassing"
"Oh come on, now I am curious. Tsubasa?"
"Don't look at me, mom met with auntie Hasako recently, but her lips are sealed."
"Oh well, that's life I guess... Sei-chan?"
Silence stretched for a moment as the girl with bangs sank deeper into her chair.
"You don't have to tell us if you don't want to" Ryoudo said supportively, but the girl shook her head.
"Mom... published a book...recently... and my art got displayed... in district 9... art festival..."
"Oh, I know which one" Takami commented" Invisible Voice. I heard it's pretty popular with the ladies"
"Well, congratulations on qualifying for display on the festival too"
"T-Thanks..."
"Next. Kanari?"
Burgundy haired girl shrugged.
"Nothing impressive to tell. Mom was pretty busy with her work in foundation. She would probably like for me to work under her wing. But I was busy with Judgement work. Auntie Shirai works Anti-Skill to the bone so our supervisors are rather ruthless too."
"I heard that thanks to Ayu Foundation, number of young people trying to take their own lives significantly dropped."
"I guess... mom has personal experience with something like this and made it her mission to prevent others from trying. She is such a dork at home though that it's sometimes hard to believe that she prevents suicides. And of course, she completely forgets her tongue and bearings whenever dad is involved."
"Hahaha, that's true... Tannia?"
B.K girl sighed and uncrossed her legs
"As always, my mom found a new way to embarrass me. She came to parents meeting with just a towel on a lingerie and dared to argue that other parents can come in her work attire, so she came too. Thank god dad intervened."
"To be honest, auntie Lessar does amazing job. When she is not doing magic side jobs, she helps industries to design underwear and swimsuits for all females. They are finest quality too, I would like to actually have some" Kiseki tried to defend Lessar, with male part of gathering nodding eagerly.
"You wouldn't say that if you lived in a house that has sex traps in every corner. And who the hell names their child Britannia? I mean, I know that I was the culmination of mom's mission to sleep with dad and all of that, but seriously? I know that I am half british ... and honestly, I have nothing against UK but how much can you eat fish&chips?!"
"She says that, but she actually flirts a looooot~ The funniest fact is that she can't read damn hints too. Like a best rom-com protagonist ever" laughed Elizabeth.
"Shut up Liz! I can't help it, maybe it's in my DNA... but I think I need to keep searching for love to know I found true one! I know I will be more considerate than mom"
"But you also like to draw certain... questionable arts, don't you?"
"I said be quiet!"
"Well, love can really come from weirdest places" the readhead with dark blue eyes, named Angelo, voiced his opinion "After all, mom branched off the entire female congregation because she believed love she started to feel for dad cannot be evil since it actually brought her closer to teachings of the Lord. So she created her own version of catholic church... pretty much like Henry VIII did in the past"
"And how things are going for the agnesian order?"
"Well, mom is renovating the monastery in which we live, so she is in her commanding, sadist mode all over. Better do things right, cause it's fricking hard to avoid hits from Lotus Wand, I can tell from experience. Well, I know that she is under pressure, she is Grand Priestess of the Order after all but thank god aunt Lucia is there to help her with administration"
"And what about sister Angelene?"
"She is doing charity work and cooks for the poorest. She is really the best, always smuggling me snacks since I was little, even when other sisters scolded her for it. She should never change"
"It must be nice, live with so many girls and aunties" Shishi said, trying her best to imagine old monastery and sisters doing their chores.
Angelo scratched his head
"I can't really complain. I received nice treatment and every sister was always doting on me, maybe because I am a son of head of our church. Although I can't shake off the feeling that mom would prefer if I was a girl. It would make things a bit easier. It is a bit awkward to be a boy living among members of an all-female christian order. Well, the members can have children so I am not exactly the only guy, but we are very scarce minority. Good thing that when dad comes, he takes me here. When I go to school, I can talk to guys my age for once"
The others nodded in understanding.
"Alright then... Takami?"
The chestnut haired teen straightened up and spoke
"Mom is making making progress in rehabilitation of some of our most affected patient."
"That's great. She always dreamed of helping patients with muscle dystrophy. Having electric power must come in handy for times like that"
"Well, that's true, although we had to install three separate generators because she keeps overloading them whenever dad goes to visit. Why is she still so shy around him even though they are together for years?!"
"Like you aren't any better with girls" Liz smiled smugly to him" You and pads are going to make a great team in matchmaking for one another"
"I DON'T PAD MY CHEST!" yelled Tannia. "Don't act so smugly only because you were asked out once before!"
"I remember when auntie Mikoto made sparks for us when we were kids" Kenjou smiled.
"And the time she lit up a light bulb in her mouth was so funny!" Shishi clapped her hand, remembering the comical scene.
"Although my mom also helped her" Kiseki smiled smugly" Not that either of them would admit that"
"Yeah, auntie Misaki was great help in limiting fear and encouraging them from psychological side of things. On that note, how is she doing, Kiseki? I heard complaints from mom and aunties that she is violating the agreement and monopolizes dad too much"
"Well, what can I say? She makes up for all the years through which she was forgotten and now she concentrates all of her effort in loving dad, vigorously and passionately... he doesn't mind though, as you see the result before your very eyes"
She pushed her bountiful chest forward, which caused it to bounce.
"How many years will she use this excuse?" Kaizumi deadpanned at his golden eyed half-sister.
"Forever, probably" she grinned, while giving a peace sign. "Hmm, I think that wraps up everyone except you, Kenjou onee-chan. How is your band and training going?"
"It's as good as it gets. I got some tips from aunt Arisa when she switched with Shutaura last time they were here. Band's getting some recognition, but we lost lead singer. I wonder who can fill that place..."
"Oh, seriously. You hear her? This again?" Shizuka sighed loudly, while Miya shook her head and added:
"You have wonderful voice. Such a deep, raspy, enchanting singing voice. Why do you get all red and flustered when you get praised for it? While not sing in addition to being a guitarist?"
"I-I-I am not g-good at all... y-you are my siblings, you can't really judge me!"
"On the contrary, I think we know you very well" protested Kaizumi
"I think... onee-chan... rocks" Sei-chan voiced her opinion timidly.
"I can arrange you an audition" Liz offered.
"Even our choirs in monastery can't hold a candle" Angelo added.
"Go for it, Kenjou!"
"Everyone, I think onee-chan is cooking herself alive" Shishi poked the rocker girl, who had her face hidden with only tips of red ears visible.
"You are all so god damn embarrassing!"
"So... what about kendo?"
Kenjou momentarily got serious.
"I got qualified to nationals. But mom..."
"Auntie Kaori never got easy on you, right?"
"Only because I asked for that! But I will be able to make her proud one day"
"Isn't she already proud? She purposely moved here to be able to watch your competitions and attended almost every single one. And dad never missed a concert of yours."
"Those fools... they even made those silly banners and cheered at me with them..."
"You only trying to be angry. You are aware that you're smiling, right?"
"Hmm, Kenjou nee-chan, I think it would be a good idea to incorporate your mom's old costume that she wore for dad into the show? Your views would skyrocket!"
"T-That maid thing from the closet?! I-I am not wearing that! No way in hell... although it's still better than when I came dressed for a washing machine on Halloween... and she dared say that I looked cute. In which world?"
"That wraps up everything. Oh, and speaking of Halloween, there are few hot news going on that you might want to hear" Kanari smiled before motioning to Kenjou" Drum roll, please!"
"I am a guitarist, not a-"
Yet Kenjou was too slow, as Shishi already filled in for her.
"Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."
Kiseki waited a few seconds, before shouting.
"Auntie Aradia is pregnant!"
Everyone around the table blinked in shock.
"Wow... this is a big news!" said Takami
"Wait... pregnant pregnant? Not like last 10 times when she was thinking she was pregnant from handholding and other 5 times when she thought she could have a baby from kissing?" Liz stood up, getting to where her half-sister was. Others followed shortly.
Kanari shook her head.
"Pregnant pregnant she is. Dad secretly filmed the video"
On the phone's screen, woman with very long silver hair caressed her small, yet already prominent baby bump, while humming a lullaby.
Then she looked at the camera, before reddening and opening her lips in a beginning of a scream before video cut.
"Wow... that's so cool. Is it a boy or a girl?"
"It was hard to tell because USG was blurry but we will know before long."
"What about names?"
"Emm... she thinks of Viccania or Goetia if it was a girl... as for the boy names..."
"Oh god, we have to stop her. Even if she is a Witch Goddess, she can't name a child like that!"
"Anyway, that means auntie Bologna won't be able to make fun of her anymore"
"Yeah... she was flying to Aradia's room and playing 'Can you feel the love tonight?' to piss her offbefore she had to flee from Triple Reload."
"Well, Bologna is a league of her own when it comes to seduction. She and dad got around. Even your mom kneels before her, Tannia"
"Please..." Lessar's daughter shivered" don't mention my mom and kneeling in one sentence. Just... don't."
"Another news is that auntie Orsola adopted another child. She joined strength with unlce Ollerus so they can search for those poor kids faster"
"Wow, how many does it make now? Dad keeps coming to help her, but I can't be easy"
"I think it's 30 right now. But if anyone can give them love and run orphanage properly, it's her. And if anyone can give her love strong enough to carry on, it's dad. They can communicate without words, I tell you"
"Third news is... Melzabeth Grocery is getting ready to leave her company to aunt Helcalia... aaaand... some say she wants her to hook up with dad, too"
"Really?! I mean, aunt Hecalia had a crush on dad ever since he was visiting her in childhood and Melzabeth was really setting this marriage... but it's nothing official, right? Did they dad said something?"
"Not much, he keeps it as a secret. Actually, we know this all from aunt Sozty. She is a bit pissed on Helcalia getting out of nowhere to get dad. Although both of them kind of got a crush and have indian roots. Maybe that's the reason for jealousy. Okay, and for the final news... Leo and Kira are inviting us all to Windsor Castle!"
"Really?! What a cool brother he is!" Miya got stars in her eyes, as she spun around" I will have to choose what to take for a ball dress!"
"I am cool too..." muttered her twin" I literally helped dad to make dance room in mom's summer home..."
"Is it okay for us to just come?"
"Well, we are their family. And besides, when your grandma, former english queen, requests a party, then a party it is. Elizard is super old, but she still can dance better than many youngsters"
Suddenly, doors burst opened and in came running dark haired boy with magenta purple eyes. His features were delicate and some could even said that he was a bit effeminate.
"Haruto onii-chan!"
"Where is the cutest sister in the world?!" he shouted, picking smiling Shishi up" Happy birthday! Sorry for being late but mom had to pick few people up"
"Oh come on, blame it on poor old Kaibi. I raised you better than that!"
A very fashionable woman in a long shimmering dress, big bust and cascading (bleached) blond hair stepped behind.
"Mom, you are anything but old"
"Your smoothtalking doesn't work on me, mister. Put her down before-"
"Where is the birthday girl?!"
Another woman, who looked like shorter version of Kaibi zoomed with slightly more modest yet still considerable breasts snatched Shishi into the air.
"Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"A-A-A-Auntie Amazora, I am getting diiiiiizyzyzyzyzy..."
Kaibi sighed and snapped her fingers.
"Chousuke-kun, can you come here?"
As the boy approached, older woman took out a wrapped box
"As you know, Rikuri's pregnancy is in final phase and she couldn't really come. She got the present... but..."
"It's something toxic again?"
"Precisely. She means well, but she totally sucks at finding safe presents for that age. The point is, I found a substitute to it, so can you give this one to your mom? Youen and Kaai will know what do with something like this"
"No problem"
"Oh, everyone else is here too!" shouted Shishi.
"We would have been here faster" said chestnut haired woman, dressed in dress with green frogs on it "if some fatty wouldn't take so time deciding on the perfumes..."
She addressed voluptuous women with starry eyes and golden eyes, who scoffed back.
"Only because unlike you, I can dress for the occasion. What is this, a kindergarten?"
"My patients love Gekota. You keep being late on busses to work because you still can't run for more than 50 meters!"
"Okay, if we agreed that Mental Out sucks..." said a voice belonging to another elegant black haired woman, wearing black pantyhose and white fur coat.
"HEY!"
"...we can begin. Kai, did you behave well?"
Touma, watching it all unfold, noticed more and more woman flooding the room. He recognized long red hair of Agnese Sanctis, who was dressed in a robe of some kind, Oriana Thomson who somehow wore even more revealing clothes, Kumokawa Seria (in a fur coat), Kanzaki Kaori, who still wore the same asymmetric jeans, Itsuwa, who got slightly longer hair combined with indigo jumper adorned with purple stars, the slim woman wearing traditional yukata in which he recognized Hasako, Kongou Mitsuko with curtain of jet black hair falling on very sensual body covered in fashionable clothes. He also saw Maidono, Fukiyose, Himegami, and many others, from each of the sides, magic and science.
Including...
"Aunt Index!" multiple voices cried out, as the woman in white robes and long silver hair smiled at them.
"Hi everyone!"
"We thought you won't come. You are Archbishop now!"
"I got invited and asked Dion to fill in. She gave me the position when she stepped down but it's not like she can't do it anymore. Besides, I feel like people are more at ease when I only smile and wave. People kind of fear my grimoires, you know. And all of that work is making me incredibly hungry"
"Auntie, you are always hungry! And we rationing your food now!"
"Eeeeh?! What a mean thing to do! Last time, I didn't realize that I ate entire table-worth, but it was accidental, honestly. Hmm, who are we waiting for?"
The answer arrived not very long after.
"Man, you look great" Sogiita Gunha, arriving together with Hokaze Junko (who dashed over to greet Misaki), gave thumbs up to Stiyl Magnus.
"Tsuchimikado, I just want to say, I hate you from the bottom of my heart and detest the day our paths first cross" Stiyl growled, wearing big pink apron with words "World's Best Uncle" in black cursive.
"That's the spirit. Now, let's get some barbecuing done! Oi, there is a queue of your sisters, Railgun, waiting to greet the birthday girl"
"Well, we can't keep them waiting. Come on, honey" Itsuwa smiled as she and Shishi walked towards the door, passing by another, entering group.
"We are not late, are we? Sorry everyone, but I had to be careful with Rikou now..." Hamazura greeted everyone, helping his wife, with prominent signs of pregnancy sit down.
"Are you sure that you should be here? Rikuri nee-chan stayed home..." Kaibi voiced her concern.
"I appreciate it, but her pregnancy is more advanced than mine. I will be fine if I be still" Rikou calmed everyone down.
"And we all know that you are good at that." Kinuhata patted her friends head, before addressing Mugino Shizuri who was standing with her arms crossed" Come on Mugino, aren't children just fun?"
"I know what you are about to say, Kinuhata. Drop it"
"Mugino here made countless advances on certain someone... and they actually got together in a passionate romance... but she still hesitates to you know... gave stork a delivery to the pumpkin patch... OW!"
Mugino clobbered her with fist, the metal one, before sighing and turning around.
"Someone like me doesn't deserve to be a mother"
"While they may be valid reason, it's no reason to torment yourself. I know you feel like you are missing out. It's far from to late Mugino. Just speak with him. You know him, he will not laugh at you and you might get something you never dreamed off" Hamazura smiled at Mugino.
She looked to the ground awkwardly, but also reincorporated the smile, however thinly.
"Hey, everyone! We will hook this up for uncle Accelerator to be on a transmission together with Sozty and Shutaura. Will you help me?"
(MEANWHILE)
As Touma took in more and more people in the party, he could help but feel completely lost.
"What... is this..."
"Pretty nice, huh?" he heard a voice.
He jumped when he noticed Nephthys and Niang-Niang standing by his side.
"What... you can see me"
"Of course. After all, we gave you this vision. But I think it's time for you to wake up"
And just as she said that, Touma did wake up. His mind was unusually clear and working at fast pace, when he looked up.
To no one's surprise, both goddesses were still there.
"What... was that?" Touma repeated his question
"You didn't figure that out yet?" Nephthys smiled at him
"Was that the future? And those kids... they were really siblings?"
"Just siblings? Nothing else?"
"He still... doesn't realize... who their father is?! I can't... Nephthys, I can't... tell him please, before I'll pee myself from laughing too much..." Niang-Niang wheezed, covering her mouth.
"All in due time. Kamijou, we showed you this. Do you happen to know why?"
Touma shook his head.
"Everything about this confuses me. If those children had one father, then their ages are all over the place. Also, so many children... many wives aside, who would have that many...it must be someone very popular with the girls..."
"Nephthys, I am going to suffocate from laughter... this guy can't be serious..."
"This is not what you think. Niang-Niang here was pretty busy. What you saw there was the effect of her doings"
"What do you mean?"
"They weren't originally in group like that, those kids" the Shijie-Xian explained" Using my powers, I consolidated, or fused, multiple phase timelines into one, coherent timestream, and one unitary phase. Some psychological manipulation here, reality warping there, and we have consolidated, hidden phase. Voila!"
"Right... but this still doesn't answer my question. Why?"
"Two reasons. Firstly, we did it for you. For you to see possibility of the future you can achieve with our assistance. Secondly, this is a warning. If your foe from within, the one you spoke with dragons about, will succeed, this time he won't be reaching for your life alone. He will use others around you and will tear through phases to claim everything he considers his. He won't stop, even when it comes to using the lives of those children and women."
"That's crazy... he doesn't have that kind of power! Besides, I thought there can't be separate versions of me. Imagine Breaker is affixed to me and it makes me a reference point of reality. So how can it be?"
"When it comes to first question, I am sure you realize that he grew in power since last time you saw him. If he manages to control the forces dwelling within the depths of that right hand, he might be able to do things you cannot imagine. This is why you began your training"
"What... training? I was just swallowed and it didn't make any difference!"
"Oh, trust me" Niang-Niang licked her lips, while polishing a knife in her Pao-Pei" you will feel it when you lose your arm next time"
"I-I would rather not lose it again..."
"Funny we are talking about losing arms, because there is a way for you to temporary exist in multiple phases, although Imagine Breaker can't be fooled forever. Answering your second question, it involves splitting you and reintegrating you afterwards... though some elements to do so have to be acquired. Like that friend of yours, Ayu-san" Nephthys explained.
"I am still rather lost..."
"Well, we don't really have to get into details now."
"Fine, fine, it's all well and good. But how does it link with me? What would he want from those children if that bastard wants to get lives and people connected with me"
Niang-Niang started to laugh so hysterically that she fell down to the floor.
"He still...I can't, I just can't... Neph, you tell him, I will see you around..."
And with a flash, she was gone.
"Are you familiar with the concept of presque vu? It means having something on tip of the tongue, but not knowing quite what it is. You had similar experience while watching them, right?"
"!"
"Okay then..." Nephthys leaned over him with a smile" How about a mindblowing concept: What if, be careful not to faint, those children are related to you?"
Touma stared. Stared. And stared some more.
Before laughing almost as loudly and hysterically as Niang-Niang. Come to think of it, it was strange that none of the people sleeping in the apartment woke up. He guessed that Nephthys did something to prevent that, as Index snored on the bed without a care.
"That was a good one... with my misfortune, I didn't get a laugh that good in a long time. I am sorry Nephthys, but this is simply ridiculous. Me, being related to those kids? That would imply that I am their... their..."
"You can't even say it, can you? Why is the thought so difficult to accept?"
"First of all, I am an average guy on verge of poverty with a worst luck in the universe. Who would want someone like that? What kind of mother would want to have their daughters be with me?"
(ELSEWHERE)
Out of nowhere, a mighty sneeze echoed through the throne room in Buckingham Palace.
"Bless you, your majesty!"
Aside from the guards' blessing, Elizard's sneeze made Knight Leader raise an eyebrow at the eccentric queen.
"Are you well, my liege?"
"Of course I am, who do you think you are talking to? in fact, I feel like this was a sneeze of good fortune. And you wasted the opportunity to say "God bless the Queen', such perfect wordplay."
"You really think of silliest things, I swear..."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, a much more dainty sneeze was heard as Melzabeth Grocery stopped her coding work. Afterwards, he smiled to Helcalia to reassure her that everything was fine.
Misaka Misuzu, Kongou Minako, and some other mothers all around the globe succumbed to sneezing in that single moment
(BACK WITH TOUMA)
"Secondly, there is just no way for someone like me to achieve something like this. This is simply not possible!"
"Would you like it to be?" Nephthys asked him" I noticed how happy you were when you looked at them... even though all of them in one place was Niang-Niang's doing, isn't that what you want? Those happy days you fight for? Look at me, Kamijou Touma..."
They stared into each other's eyes, pyramid ornaments in Nephthys' silvery white hair clattering ever so slightly in the nonexistent breeze. Touma watched as her eyes shone in the darkness of the bedroom, their heterochromic glow reminding him of sun and moon.
"There are people out there who love you. Do you think people will be driven away and you have no chance for love? I am sure I am not the first one to tell you this, and maybe not the most suited one since I lack understanding of how humans handle things, but those bonds you have are something that won't be tarnished easily. There are many people who want to see you happy"
She sighed and tilted her head, smiling slightly.
"The truth is the truth. But since you insist of not believing for now, let's assume that your darker side seeks those kids and their families for some nefarious reasons known only to him. My question is: Will you help them?"
This time, Touma didn't hesitate
"Of course. No matter my connection to them, I would save them. But... how?"
"By dealing with one you called emanation of Imagine Breaker, Kamijou no Touma. His power grew exponentially and his full motives are still unknown. But you have allies who can help you a lot. Me, Niang-Niang, or those sisters together with grimoire library"
"Kaibi and the others can... help me?"
"You can call it whatever you want, but it's a blessing that you met them again. They can save you from yourself and help you rescue not only your home phase, but many others."
"How... would we do that?"
"Be with them, trust your feelings towards them, and the answers will come I promise. There are enough chapters left in this story to achieve just that"
"You just can't stop giving me riddles, can you?"
Nephthys giggled and looked at the sky outside.
"Well, I will be going. But we shall see each other soon. Oh... and aren't you curious? About what you and me might be doing there?"
"Well, in the future I hope our relations will still be as good as-"
"No, no, no... I meant, about my input in that group of children we saw"
"In...put?"
She lifted his chin with her slender brown finger and leaned over to whisper into his ear
"Your naive innocence is honestly endearing... for now, let's say that I am saving the best for last when it comes to us..."
"N-Nephthys, what are you not telling me?"
"Intrigued, huh? Spoilers..."
She closed her eyes and turned into mist, smelling like myrrh and sandalwood, just as her lips were about to touch Touma's skin.
The boy sat there for a while, until he heard knocking. Opening his bedroom's door, he noticed Kaibi, who was rubbing her still sleepy eyes on the doorstep.
"I thought I heard someone... so I came to check if everything is fine..."
"Thanks, that means a lot..."
They looked at each other, and suddenly Touma began to ask
"Kaibi-san, would you... if I was..."
"Yes?" Kaibi's attention was picked up, but Touma hesitated, before trying to escape back into his room.
"No, never mind, I had a stupid thought, but ultimately..."
"Wait..." Kaibi grabbed his arm" Something is bothering you, right? Please, don't turn away from me"
Touma stopped and didn't say anything for couple more moments. Until finally...
"If I tell you I could be facing an obstacle I may not be able to cross... and there is no benefit in getting yourself involved in it... would you help me?"
Kaibi looked at him before chuckling slightly and shaking her head
"It really took a toll for you to ask for it, right? Well, here is my answer..."
Suddenly, Touma felt himself getting enveloped by a tight hug.
"I realize by now that being with you means facing something beyond my capabilities and skills. But Gokusai Kaibi is not someone who gives up without trying... that almost never happens. So I would never abandon you, even if it means we will lose"
"B-But..."
"Of course, you are right. I am not the type to do things for free. But to be fair and honest, you paid more than enough. You gave my sisters happiness, on top of saving them. You helped me discover feelings that make me feel alive again, and stayed to support me as I find my true self. You did plenty for our family... for me. So this is not even a question, you moron. It's a statement: That I, Gokusai Kaibi, will help you in any way I can, just like that"
"Just like that?"
"Some idealistic idiot of a hero said to me once that he doesn't need a reason to save others. Sounds familiar? Feel grateful cause you get a special treatment and this regard. Also, this aside, you are a great hugger."
'And a kisser, but my heart is not ready to tell you in those circumstances'
Touma exhaled, before putting his arms around her. And after a few seconds...
Kaibi felt her skin crawl when a wet droplet hit her bare back.
She looked surprised, but only for a moment.
Kaibi couldn't truly use Measure Heart on Kamijou. But even without it, the distance between their hearts decreased through words and conviction of that girl.
In Touma's head, echoed Nephthys' words
'There are many people who want to see you happy'
Both Kaibi's words and what he saw in goddesses' vision made his emotions flow freely.
Gokusai Kaibi took tears flowing down Kamijou's cheeks as all of the response she needed.
She didn't call him melodramatic or became irritated. That only showed as how much they grew in their relationship.
Instead, she put her head on him, trying to give as much feeling of comfort as she could.
(IN THE MORNING)
Amazora and Touma were panting heavily while laying on the floor.
"Did you really have to draw whiskers on Stiyl? He really isn't the type for pranks..."
"Well... I know that now, onii-chan..."
Morning came with loud and angry roar as Stiyl discovered a new cat-like details on his face. Amazora considered it hilarious, but soon changed her mind as quite a few fire balls were thrown at her. Touma was there to cancel them out but everyone still got very tired.
Finally, fuming Stiyl left accompanied with Kanzaki, as he was going to be late for plane to England. The Saint decided to stay in the city for some time more, so she promised to return later that day. Meanwhile, Index was still deeply asleep, presumably recovering from jet-lag. Othinus woke up alongside Touma and was currently bathing in her teacup within the bathroom.
Kaibi and Rikuri left for high school and college respectively. And as much as Touma and Amazora wanted to do the same, they were still recovering from the chase Stiyl gave them.
After the emotions of last night, and previous day's reunion with Index, Touma could surely take a break in a form of a calm, peaceful day.
Right...
Because suddenly...
There was a knocking on the door. Loud knocking.
Touma groaned and managed to walk to the door, almost reaching it, when...
"Kamijou, respecting your privacy, I am knocking..."
That voice. He knew that voice. But what was she doing here?
"... but asserting my natural dominance over you, I am coming in anyway!"
The door was blasted into his face as he was momentarily squashed underneath, with only his face and hands sticking out.
There was an elegant sound of high heels clicking, as inside (and onto the fallen door) stepped Leivinia Birdway. Hiding her wooden wand, she gave Touma a haughty look while still pressing the door down.
"Hmm, that's better."
"Birdway? What are you doing here?"
"Aren't you happy to see me? I was just flying by in the interest of the cabal and thought... why not do something together? Fine tools need usage to not rust..."
"No strings attached? No manipulation? This isn't like you"
"I had a certain change of heart" Birdway smiled sweetly" And after reconsidering how much we know each other, and how our relations are strategic to the cabal, I thought we can go somewhere... just the two of-"
"Who is that girl?!"
Birdway slowly turned, noticing Amazora, who was standing with her fists clenched.
Leivinia glared at sweaty looking skin, and Amazora's generally messy appearance. Her blue eyes then glared at Touma.
"What is the meaning of this? What exactly were you doing here? ANSWER ME!"
'Wow, scary! She was rather cute seconds ago, so why did the temperature dropped now? She is looking at me as if I was some trash on the ground'
"Onii-chan, is that girl an enemy?!" Amazora cried out.
Birdway looked at her and then burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?!"
"No, it's just... forgive me, I must have misheard at. After all, I am not from around here... but it almost sounded like you were calling him "older brother". Obviously, you made a mistake"
"And why would I? Onii-chan is onii-chan!"
"Oh, I see. Then allow me to illuminate you on something, kid..." Leivinia slowly marched just in front of Amazora and slowly, mockingly, vocalized her thought "There is only one person in that room who has a right to call herself that. And it's certainly not some random kindergartener who thinks wearing a dress like this makes her an adult. He is involved with me and my group. And no one steals from me, ever"
Amazora smiled thinly.
"Oh, are you saying that you are his younger sister?"
"Do you see any other female in the room, genius?! Kamijou, this maybe a rhetorical and insensitive question, but is she okay in the head?!"
"I like your jokes, door kicking girl. They are almost funny. But there is one problem. I am onii-chan's little sister"
"I missed the part in which I should care about your feelings and delusions, brat"
"Is that so? Is there a reason why you are dressed as a piano? I guess I will play you... I didn't catch your name"
"Leivinia Birdway. That's my name, make sure to remember it before I humiliate you. I would ask for your name but it doesn't really matter all that much since I will squish you under my foot anyway, miss whatever"
"Gokusai Amazora. Remember this name when I kick you out for saying such stupid lies."
"You realize that this wouldn't be much of a fight? More like a one way slaughter"
"You shouldn't put yourself down like this, Birdie-san. Don't worry, I sure you have some potential, no matter how small it may be."
"Worry? Why should I worry about someone who is obviously weaker than me?"
"You really are too much..."
"Thanks, it's an inborn charm..."
Birdway started to giggle. Amazora smiled and began to chuckle as well, and soon after, both girls were laughing.
However the laughter didn't match their eyes.
In one swift motion, both wand and gattling gun (hanging near the entrance to the living room) were grabbed and pointed at one another.
"A gun? You know that won't work on someone with my prowess?"
"I am counting on it, I wouldn't want to defeat you too quickly. Is that a stick?"
"Your tiny brain wouldn't comprehend what it actually is. And even if it did, I don't need anything more than a stick to compete with like of you."
Two girls narrowed their eyes, as they readied their weapons for confrontation.
But...
"STOP!" Touma, finally managing to get from under the door, and between the angry girls "What's wrong with you two? As far as I know, you didn't meet each other before, so why are you getting so angry about?! Amazora, Birdway is someone I know for quite some time now. She is my ally... most of the time. And now she is also our guest. You can't just attack her!"
Birdway stuck her tongue at youngest Gokusai before Touma turned back to her.
"And you, Birdway. Amazora is my roommate and this is her home as well. You are one of the most intelligent people I know, so what's got into you?! Can't we talk about this?"
Birdway couldn't help but feel her cheeks getting tinged with rosy pink as he heard that praise. However, she glared at smug Amazora with caution
'Roommates, huh? Did I underestimate her? Seems like I will have to put heavy artillery on this one'
"Fine... let's do it your way for once. Let's... talk..."
(10 MINUTES LATER)
'I know I said we can sit down and talk but this is... eeeh...'
As Touma sat down, his right arm was being held by Leivinia Birdway, while left was similarly occupied by Gokusai Amazora.
The girls were rather petite, but in combination with the murderous auras they emanated, one could think that two demons possessed bodies of the most furious chihuahuas on earth. Not that Touma would tell them that, he valued his life too much.
Still...
'This looks bad... how do I get out of this and please both of them?' he thought in desperation, as the grasp from both sides tightened, alongside almost tangible electricity between glances of two newfound rivals.