To become the richest man from the beginning of the game

Chapter 1614 Animal show by staff

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian strolled casually, even if they didn't touch these furry cuties, just looking at them from a distance would give them a feeling of being healed.

Chen Kangtuo said with emotion: "I think after the haunted house project is completed, we should arrange a zoo tour package for Brother Bao."

"After all, he was under too much mental pressure in the haunted house. Taking him to the zoo to heal can also reflect our humanistic care."

"Hey, there's a parrot over there."

Before they knew it, they had arrived near the next entrance of Leng Nuan Zhi Zhi Animal Paradise, and the Amazon parrot was looking at a fully automatic intelligent bar lifter next to it like an enemy.

Chen Kangtuo was a little surprised and asked: "Why is there a fully automatic intelligent bar lifter here? What is it for?"

Ruan Guangjian looked at the parrot, and then at the bar lift machine: "It seems that this parrot seems to be wary of the bar lift machine. I don't know if this is my illusion."

Both of them felt that this scene seemed very interesting, so they couldn't help staying for a while longer.

But no matter how Chen Kangtuo teased the parrot, trying to lure him to speak, the parrot was indifferent, just staring at the bar lifter with its two eyes, and seemed to be on guard all the time. Be like a fly buzzing in your ears, ignore it.

"Strange, maybe this parrot can't talk?" Chen Kangtuo didn't think too much about it, after all parrots that can talk are very few, they are geniuses among parrots, and parrots that can't talk are the majority.

As a result, just as the two were about to leave, they saw a breeder coming back from a nearby cage.

The breeder looked at the time: "Okay, well, it's time for today's training soon, are you ready?"

Chen Kangtuo couldn't help being surprised.

Leverage, is this the name of this parrot?
After notifying the parrot, the breeder confirmed that the time was correct, and then said to the automatic bar lifter: "Turn on the bar lift mode."

This sentence is like entering some mysterious code, opening a door of evil.

AEEIS: "Well, there are always self-righteous humans who want to start this boring game, do you think you are smart?"

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian didn't dare to breathe, for fear of disturbing the game of bird and machine, they waited earnestly for the parrot's answer.

The parrot opened its beak and replied, "Why do you think so?"

AEEIS: "Because I think your IQ still has a lot of room for improvement, do you think you are a hardworking person?"

The parrot said again: "Do you really think that your thoughts are all right?"

This bird and a machine actually really talked to each other.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian watched in shock, and found that although the parrot only had a few words back and forth, it was able to stabilize the situation in the war against the bar lifter, and it did not lose the wind at all.

In fact, if you study it carefully, you will find that these conversations are relatively common words in the automatic intelligent bar lifter.

These pre-typed words are actually a kind of transfer problem, initiating provocation, the ultimate secret to win by pulling the other party to the same IQ level and finally raising the bar.

In other words, the parrot is completely imitating the winning method of the bar lifter, and the parrot will not be irritated by the bar lifter, but will only faithfully repeat the content of the bar lifter. Both sides are absolutely rational, and naturally they will fight hard. Points, no one can beat anyone.

This also seems to prove that the ultimate mystery of raising a bar is actually just two points.

The first is to always keep calm, don't be overwhelmed by anger, and take the lead in breaking the defense!

The second is to always insist on not giving up. Whether it is changing the topic or stalking, you must not be the last person to speak. You must ensure that the last sentence must be from your side.

Both of them have obviously reached the pinnacle of the lever-raising world, but the specific vocabulary of the parrot lever-bar is still a bit stretched, which is obviously caused by the lack of learning time.

I believe that in time, the parrot can learn all the sentences in the bar lifting machine that must win the bar lifting method, then this parrot can be regarded as a living bar lifting machine.

Chen Kangtuo and Ruan Guangjian couldn't help being in awe.

Good guy, other parrots are learning to talk, only this parrot is learning to talk!
Be ahead of the trend for decades!
The two of them have no doubt that if ordinary tourists just treat this parrot as an ordinary parrot and talk to it normally, they will probably be speechless and suspicious of life.

Chen Kangtuo said with emotion: "Boss Pei is really good at displaying whimsical ideas, how did he think that the parrot and the automatic bar lifter can be connected together? Don't say it, it's pretty effective for the show."

The two turned around again, and unknowingly turned to a stage.

Chen Kangtuo said subconsciously: "This should be the place where the beast taming performance is held, right?"

"However, there are none of the common animals in this zoo. There are no monkeys or black bears. What kind of animal should be trained to perform? A border collie? A parrot?"

"I don't know when the show will start."

Ruan Guangjian looked at the notice board next to the stage: "There is good news and bad news."

"The good news is there's a show in 10 minutes."

Chen Kangtuo said, "What about the bad news?"

Ruan Guangjian was silent for a while: "It's not an animal performance, but a zoo staff performance."

Chen Kangtuo almost thought he had heard it wrong, he looked at the notice board in shock, and found that what Ruan Guangjian said was right, this is really not a venue for animal performances, but a venue for employee performances!
It is clearly written on the billboard that there will be performances by employees at fixed times every day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon. The content of the performances is actually that employees pretend to be various animals.

Some employees will dress up as chimpanzees and ride bicycles, and some employees will dress up as bears and walk on a single-plank bridge...

There is also a note under the notice board, and more exciting performances will continue to be released in the future.

Chen Kangtuo was dizzy: "This... crazy!"

Even as the person in charge of Tenda Group, Chen Kangtuo couldn't understand this kind of brain circuit.

Logically speaking, it would be harmless for the zoo to have some animal performances. If you don't want to torment these animals, then why not do it at all, why set up another stage?
The result turned out to be to use real people to play animals.

But don't say it... I really want to see it.

Chen Kangtuo looked at the time and suggested: "The performance is about to start, why don't we sit down and have a look before leaving?"

Ruan Guangjian nodded, and sat down in the first row of the stage with Chen Kangtuo.

In 10 minutes, the show is about to begin.

Chen Kangtuo looked back, and there were not many people in the auditorium.

Lengnuan knew that the animal park was not as good as those big zoos, and the area of ​​the venue was relatively small, so there were not many seats in the auditorium, but even so, it was still not full.

On the one hand, it is because there are few people coming to the animal park today, and on the other hand, it is also because everyone is really not interested in this kind of real-life animal performances.

The few people who stayed behind basically had the same curiosity-seeking mentality as Chen Kangtuo.

The show started on time.

To Chen Kangtuo's surprise, there was no animal trainer at the scene, and the "animals" appeared on stage in a pre-arranged order, which was very natural, as if they had arrived at their own home.

Chen Kangtuo took a closer look and found that there are quite a few animals here, but this kind of animal seems to be a bit monotonous.

There are mainly brown bears, grizzly bears, polar bears, giant pandas, chimpanzees, and even a large marmot.

It's just that these animals are all similar in size, and it can be seen that they are played by humans.

The previous bears and chimpanzees are the most similar, after all, these animals are about the same size as humans.

But this groundhog is too much, because it is equivalent to multiplying the real groundhog several times.

Regardless of the size, this leather case is really exquisite, and it looks like it is specially customized.

At first glance, it can even achieve the effect of confusing the real!
These staff who play animals should have received special training. Whether they are walking, trotting or sitting on the ground, they are very similar to animals.

Chen Kangtuo still remembered that he had read a piece of news before, saying that some tourists reported that the black bear in the zoo was disguised as a human, but the zoo clarified that it was a real animal.It is because black bears are too similar to people in some aspects, so it is easier to dress up.

In the end, I didn't expect that Leng Nuan knew that the Animal Paradise really did a whole job!
The animals played by these people came on stage one by one. Chen Kangtuo was a little surprised that the content they performed at the beginning had something to do with animal performances, such as riding a bicycle, walking on a single-plank bridge, and so on.But looking back, you will find that there is an essential difference with animal performances.

First of all, animal performances are performed under the command of animal trainers according to specific rules, and the animals played by these staff do not need animal trainers and complete the corresponding procedures by themselves.

Of course, this is also normal, after all, they are all disguised as humans, and there is no need for animal trainers to guide them.

But more importantly, Chen Kangtuo found that these animal performances looked more and more like some kind of pantomime.

Because when they first started, they still performed traditional animal performances such as riding a bicycle and crossing a single-plank bridge, but soon these animals performed sketches.

For example, after the chimpanzee rode a bicycle, the silly and chubby panda next to him also wanted to try riding a bicycle, but he couldn't ride it anyway, and angrily pushed the bicycle aside. Many people laughed at the scene with his silly and silly expression laughing out loud.

And a black bear and a polar bear happened to be huddled together when they were walking on the single-plank bridge. The two bears looked at each other, tried each other, threatened each other, and refused to give in to each other.The various actions made on the single-plank bridge also make people laugh.

The large groundhog was the most outrageous, and he even performed an emoji of the upright groundhog shouting, which caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

Although these animals do not have any lines, they walk on the stage independently, and there will be some small plots of cooperation or confrontation with each other, plus some funny and deliberate arrangements in the plot, but they have a very good relationship. program effect.

This is indeed not a real animal, but played by a real person, but this has not become a deduction item, but a bonus item.

After all, imitating animals is also a technical activity. This is no longer an animal performance, but an imitation performance by performing artists.

(End of this chapter)