Time Travel: My whole family is a villain

"On the yellow land, green grass grows. My grandma is fat and round, fat and round..."

Listening to Aniang's long, soft tone.

As expected, Jiang Mianmian fell asleep again.

Wait until she wakes up again.

It was already dark.

In a familiar wooden tub.

Somewhat hungry.

She slowly put her fingers into her mouth and began to squirt her fingers. There was spiritual spring water, but it was also a bit salty...

After whimpering for a while, she felt like shit, her face turned red, and she wanted to cry out as a warning first, but her throat and buttocks exerted force at the same time... and it became extremely smooth.

"Ooooooooooo!"

She used her cries to cover up the sound of her pooping.

My sister Jiang Yu was standing in front of me, covering her nose and saying, "Isn't it said that children's poop doesn't stink? Why does my sister's poop stink so much?"

Although she was disgusted, she quickly changed the shit bag.

Jiang Mianmian looked innocent, but also a little confused.

Jiang Mianmian felt her legs being lifted up. Her sister was very careful and wiped them more gently than her mother-in-law.

I don’t feel my butt is sticky after wiping it, so it should be very clean.

I wiped my dry little Mianmian and sucked my fingers for a while, but my fingers turned out to be even saltier?Bah bah bah~!

Grandma finally appeared. She was satisfied with her rations. Today she had enough rations and she felt happy again (there was too much poop). She couldn't help but grin after eating.

She couldn't control her expression and just smiled stupidly.

Today I went out to see the world. I feel a little energetic now. I wanted to hear my parents’ gossip again. What happened to the missing medicinal materials? I waited and waited until I fell asleep, but I didn’t hear anything.

Another meal of poop, it was really smooth, another day passed.

Someone knocked on the door early in the morning.

"Feng's mother, are you at home?"

An aunt, holding a handful of wild vegetables in her hand, leaned against the door.

Aniang hugged her and leaned against the door.

Jiang Mianmian also found a comfortable posture in her mother's arms.

"Have you heard? Sixth aunt went to the latrine last night and broke her leg. I wonder some naughty boy actually dug a big hole in the road."

Jiang Mianmian heard her mother-in-law ask in surprise: "Didn't Sixth Aunt say that all the urinals in her house are made of old sandalwood? Why do you still go out to poop?"

"Who says it's not the case? The most amazing thing is that the sixth aunt went to the latrine of Old Liu Tou's family instead of her own. Do you think it's strange or not?"

Then I saw my grandma's round face become animated, her eyes widened and she whispered: "What's going on? Her aunt, please explain in detail, I have plenty of time..."

"A Cuiniang didn't know who heard that being a maid for Master Fucheng cost 80 taels of silver, but the sixth aunt only gave her 70 taels. She wanted to take [-] taels, so she came to the door. You know, A Cuiniang has such a mouth, scolding It’s so unpleasant. We were having a row at the sixth aunt’s house all afternoon, but in the evening, the sixth aunt broke her leg. The sixth aunt asked someone to carry her to A Cui’s parents’ house, and it was such a big fuss...”

Jiang Mianmian's body swayed to the rhythm of her mother's nodding.

Both mother and daughter listened to the gossip with serious expressions.

Jiang Mianmian was satisfied, hungry, wanted to drink milk, and started howling.

After drinking full milk for two days, I feel full of energy.

"This girl cries so loudly. You feed the baby first. I'm here to pick vegetables and I have to go back to cook." The aunt took the vegetables and shared the gossip and left with satisfaction.

Jiang Mianmian stuck her butt out and prepared to eat.

……

In the evening family members gather together.

Everyone has obviously heard about today's gossip.

During the meal, my sister Jiang Yu said happily: "A Cuiniang went to make a scene. She had to say that Master Fucheng gave 80 taels and asked the sixth aunt to pay for the 70 taels. The sixth aunt said no, because of the money. Ah Cui won’t go to Fucheng.”

The eldest brother Jiang Feng asked curiously: "Isn't it 50 taels? Even if I kill my sixth aunt, I won't give them 80 taels."

Jiang Mianmian couldn't help but echoed: "Err, eh, eh, 88 taels." (My mother said it, my mother said it, 80 taels, 80 taels.)

"Never mind it, after all, evil will be punished, which good person dug the hole. I heard that the sixth aunt's leg was severely broken. She won't be able to recover even if she lies down for a hundred days. I think she will still be able to go out and cause harm to others in the future." Jiang Yu was so happy that even the bitter vegetables tasted delicious.

Jiang Mianmian also echoed: "Bah, bah, bah, dig, dig, dig." (Mother dug, mother dug, dig, dig, dig.)

Then his little face was pinched by his elder brother.

"Auntie, I feel like my sister can understand us. She seems to be talking."

"Be gentle, what can she understand? I just want to see you happy and happy." Qin Luoxia said while feeding little Mianmian a mouthful of vegetable soup.

Bitter, bah bah bah.

Jiang Mianmian's whole face was wrinkled and unpalatable, and her mouth was flattened, as if she was about to cry.

Auntie handed over the spoon again. She closed her mouth tightly and refused to open it. It tasted bad and she refused.

Qin Luoxia and Jiang Changtian both laughed when they saw this.

This baby is so magical.

late at night.

Jiang Mianmian vaguely heard her mother's words: "Dad, do you think anyone will suspect that I dug the hole?"

"No, Aunt Six usually doesn't do things carefully, and many people don't like her. If she didn't go to Old Liu Tou's house, she wouldn't have broken her leg. It's all her fault. Go to sleep."

Jiang Mianmian fell asleep peacefully and soon began to snore.

She was always digging holes in her dreams: digging, digging, digging...