This S.O.B. System

Before Asher knew it he graduated high school. It was the end of May and their vacation was on the horizon. At first  Asher had joined some graduation parties. Then when he and Tiffany were caught fucking at one he decided to spend his time with her. There was no real sigh of relief when school was over. Simply one day he was at classes, the next he didn’t have to go anymore. Then he was able to focus on training and his girlfriends. 

 

Over the last few weeks he had worked out with Abby every other day. Tiff even came for a couple. She too was surprised how strong she actually was. It was a marvel they didn’t actually hurt anyone. Apparently bringing their true strength out took focus. It wasn’t suddenly slapping someone on the back and they go flying through the wall. 

 

Asher had also joined the Phoenix group for a dungeon during that time. They were one of the other Gamer groups in the guild along with Hawk. Hawk hadn’t invited him back, for some reason their leader didn’t like him. He just didn’t understand, but ignored it. 

 

Phoenix has lost their warrior for a weekend and were continuously delving into a mountain dungeon. He had to pay 10 Syscos, but that was his share for what they paid for the dungeon location. Then they spent 2 days killing mountains of trolls. They were weak for him now, but he was able to kill enough to level to 16 and then some. 

 

Name:	Asher Whitmore		Skills:
Alias:	Quinten Hardly		Acting	LVL MAX
System:	PORN STAR		STD Immunity	LVL MAX
Level:	16		Roleplaying	LVL MAX
Experience	10,323/35,000		Genitalia Control	LVL MAX
Title:	Lawful Good		Prop Manifestation	LVL MAX
Guild:	Community		Relationship Screen	LVL 7
Syscos:	2,095		Gardening	LVL 4
			Ahegao	LVL 6
HP:	100	/100	Slovene Language	LVL 2
MP:	75	/75	Survival	LVL 11
			Tracking	LVL 8
Stats:	0		Brawling	LVL 7
Strength:	34		Policing	LVL 8
Dexterity:	25		Economics	LVL 10
Endurance:	33		Pheromones	LVL MAX
Agility:	25		Battleshout	LVL 7
Wisdom:	25		Intimidation	LVL 7
Intelligence:	25		Powerstrike	LVL 5
Luck:	22		Taste Control	LVL MAX
Charm:	22		Justice	Level 2
			Libido Control	LVL MAX
Custom Stats:			Regal Presence	LVL 7
Dick Length	8.85 Inches		Eye for Art	LVL 5
Dick Diameter	1.85 Inches		Battle Instincts	LVL 12
Fertility	Off		Weapon Throw	LVL 9
Pheromones	20		Gun Fighting	LVL 9
Libido	10		Pianist	LVL 14

 

He could now see everyone’s level in the guild with his inspection glasses. Hard to believe he had leveled so much in only a few months, most of them spent years grinding. 

 

Now it was only a day before he and Tiff left on their vacation. He still didn’t know exactly where they were going. However with the information he did have he was able to plan some fun stuff for the trip. Tiffany was very hush hush, just telling him what to pack for. 

 

One of the best parts was Zora was joining them. Halfway through she planned to fly back home to Slovenia, spend a week, then join back up with them at the tail end. Zora also planned to move into their new apartment with them when they came back. 

 

With Tiffany’s lease up they decided to get a bigger place. They moved in in a month, and Ash couldn’t wait. His folks took the news better than he thought they would. 

 

Their only son moving out immediately after school. Then disappearing for a month on some crazy vacation that they assumed his girlfriend was paying for. It was a lot to take in. He promised to stop by now and then, but for now they accepted that he was out of their lives for a while. 

 

Now he was at the grand opening of the Guild Hall. It had been months of work. Thousands of his hard earned dollars. Many sleepless nights fucking the Guild Master’s daughter just to get to this day. He was a little excited for the reveal. 

 

The 2 warehouses used to be some kind of food processing facility. The Guild Hall used to be mostly offices, a cafeteria, and storage. The other warehouse was being called The Training Hall. It was larger, with a wide open area where the food plant had been. The dungeon entrance was in a side area for storage, but that was mostly restricted for now. 

 

There were a good 50 people there for the grand opening tour. This one was being done during the day for those that could make it, the rest would tour later in the evening. Chatter all around, he wasn’t the only one excited. 

 

“Hello my fellow guildies,” Tiffany said from the front of the group. She wore a baby blue jumper with white top that made her hair pop, and what looked like either a stewardess or tour guide hat that matched. 

 

“Today is the grand opening of the Community Guild Hall. I’m sure you all saw, but the parking lot is at the side. Please do not leave your vehicles there overnight unless you sign the notification sheet inside. That will mainly be used by those of you going to dungeons. First of all. As far as access, the Guild Hall will be open to everyone that is a member. We are still working on hours so there will be a sign up sheet for days you can hang out. There are cameras everywhere inside and outside. The Training Hall will open to most everyone next week. With that let’s begin.”

 

They began to walk into the gated lot. The concrete was patched all around. The building itself was a nondescript white metal panel monstrosity. 2 stories tall, he wasn’t sure how they renovated it so quickly. 

 

“Please do keep your hands and feet to yourself during the tour,” Tiffany said as they walked in. “First, on your right will be administration. My dad, Mrs. Egan, and I have offices here. They aren’t quite done yet, but we hope to finish them soon.” They continued walking. “Over here used to be more offices, we are planning to turn them into conference rooms. Also we are planning some for merchants that will pay a slight commission to the guild. There are the stairs that go up. We are thinking of doing individual rooms for sleeping. Right now it’s just a big empty space. Syscos and dollars would be accepted for the nightly rooms. No full time apartments are planned, but we will see how things go. And finally the biggest room is the cafeteria.”

 

They walked into a large cafeteria. Old timey wood tables were set up making it feel like a guild. There were buffet lines set up at one end. A bar set at another. “Theres no food yet. But thanks to a very generous and manly donor,” she said, winking at him. “We are planning to stock a bunch of food in the back. My dad is talking years worth of it. Why you ask? The Countdown. My dad worries about it daily. I’m sure some of you forgot about it, but October 1st is coming. And my dad wants us all prepared for anything. So any and all donations are appreciated to get this place up and running sooner. We expect most people will want to hang out here. The new quest board will be hung at the back hall there.” She paused for a moment, taking in a deep breath. “Do you feel that people? This is opportunity. I’m sure you’ve noticed but guild recruitment has never been higher. People awaken their Systems daily. And us? We are on the ground floor of this amazing guild. My dad pictures this place filled with people someday, and I hope to see you all there.” She began to clap, then everyone did. With a bow she walked away back to the front entrance. 

 

-great job-he text to her. He knew she was busy so he decided to check out the Training Hall. 

 

The much larger building was about 50 feet away from the Guild Hall. Also a white metal sheet exterior, it was a good 4 stories tall in the old plant area. The other side was a 2-story tall section where the dungeon portal was. Once inside the large area he looked around. 

 

Large steel beams supporting from above, there was a gray epoxy coating the floor. The floor space was mostly empty, except at a far corner where Abby pumped her iron, or whatever it was made out of. 

 

Abby Fitzgerald was there most every day. With the guild buying some heavier weight equipment she was able to get a challenge. With her Saiyan System she had a deep drive to train, and Asher respected her for that. 

 

“Hey Ash,” she said, dropping the 2,000 pound weight to the rubber matting. 

 

“Jeez Abby. The floorings new,” he chided. 

 

“Eh it’s fine. What brings you here? Didn’t think you were training today.”

 

“Tiff and I are going on our vacation tomorrow. I thought I’d say bye to my scary personal trainer,” he said. 

 

“Oh right. Your world tour fuck fest,” she said with a wry smile. 

 

“It’s not a fuckfest,” he said.

 

“With you two it is. I’ve never seen two people go at it so much.”

 

“I knew you were watching.”

 

“Fucking hell dude. Literally can’t go to any room at the old place without catching you two in there,” she said. “You know it is a church right?”

 

“That was once.”

 

“I didn’t mean me. Literally everyone has walked in on you guys at some point,” she said. With that he blushed a little. With quickies being so convenient and satisfying for both parties they usually snuck away for a minute or 10. There had been instances. “People are asking Wayne for ‘no fucking zone’ signs to be put up.”

 

“No way,” he said, really scared now. 

 

“Well not really. But keep it up and they will.” They both laughed at that. “So wanna spot me?” She asked. 

 

“I can for a bit. But wanted to check out the dungeon.”

 

He helped her do a few sets. The 2,000 pound could be done by her, but it was still scary so they tried to be safe. When she was done with her sets he said his goodbyes and headed out back. 

 

The room where the dungeon portal was had been transformed. No longer a dirt floor it now had a freshly poured concrete base that ended just below the dungeon portal. The black portal stood on the far wall. A swirling black void, it was their gate to a new world. 

 

Once he was inside the portal he was met with a white light all around him. Spotless, there was a smaller man sitting at a foldable desk straight ahead. He typed away at a laptop, oblivious to everything but what was in front of him. 

 

“Yo Hector,” Asher said. It took a few more tries for the man to react. 

 

“Oh hey Asher. Here for your donation?” Hector asked. Cracking his knuckles he stood up. He was a shorter man. Hispanic, Asher thought. With thick black hair grown out long he had a constant thin beard. 

 

“Sure,” Asher said. Walking up he took Hector's hand and felt his mana leak out of him. Like water was running across his skin to Hector's open palm, it poured out. Soon enough he was down to 20 mana. 

 

This had been a common occurrence since he started working out. As a Dungeoneer Hector could manipulate the dungeon to literally whatever he wanted. The dungeon wouldn’t accept a construction crew though. So they were left with mana. The Dungeoneer was supposedly able to make all the intricate traps, walls, and monsters with mana. Hector’s mana pool was only so large. Luckily he got an ability to transfer mana from people to keep working. Otherwise the process would be much longer. 

 

“Thanks,” Hector said, sitting back down at his laptop. Asher peaked over his shoulder to watch. He had a bunch of schematics drawn up that he manipulated. Then when he was happy with a design he would be able to mentally manipulate the dungeon to what he wanted. 

 

“So when will it be ready?” Asher asked. 

 

“1st draft in a few weeks. Ready ready? Could be years. These things take thousands of points of mana. That story you told me about the Administrator. I’m sure he was the head guy and had a bunch of people under him doing simple stuff. Unless I get some serious skills, or we recruit more Dungeoneers, this will take a while.” Hector didn’t look away from his laptop as he spoke. Simply working on some new feature. 

 

“So you get levels from doing this?” 

 

“Some experience. I had the System for a few years and never leveled. Then I came here and I was level 5 in a couple of days. Now it’s a drop in the bucket.”

 

“I hear you there. Well I’ll leave you to it. I’m headed out for a month so I’ll see you,” he said walking toward the portal. No reaction from Hector, he added. “Going on my honeymoon with your mom.” Hector grunted a reply. Ash shook his head and left. 

 

After that he did some shopping at Anthony’s. Apparently he already had an office picked out and was ready for the place to open. Once his shopping was done Asher left to hang out with Tiffany before her next tour. He was sure he could talk her into a quickie once and a while.