This is Absolutely Not Dragon Ball

Synopsis

Ravi found himself reborn as a Saiyan, the legendary warrior race from the Dragon Ball universe.

But wait—

Cute and clueless Sun Wukong, a tsundere Vegeta, a quiet and expressionless Broly…

Oh no! This isn't Dragon Ball! Definitely not Dragon Ball!

Prologue

In the depths of cosmic chaos, a grand, golden palace floated in the void.

Its owner, a tiny figure resembling a mascot, sat idly on a golden throne. Despite their diminutive size, this individual held the highest authority across 12 universes—

The Omni-King!

As usual, the Omni-King was bored. Two silent attendants stood by the throne, their faces devoid of emotion, while the Omni-King stared blankly at 12 glowing orbs slowly rotating in the void. What they were thinking was anyone's guess.

These weren't ordinary orbs—they represented entire universes. Long ago, there had been 18 universes, but six were destroyed when they angered the Omni-King, leaving only 12.

The Omni-King didn't fight, yet their power and authority were absolute.

The palace was eerily quiet, and the Omni-King expected another monotonous day. But fate had other plans. Suddenly, the cosmic order shifted.

Under the astonished gazes of the Omni-King and their attendants, the 12 glowing orbs emitted a dazzling light, and a 13th orb began to form in their center.

"Grand Priest! Grand Priest!"

Breaking the silence, the Omni-King's childlike face lit up with excitement. They leaped from the throne, hopping around the newly formed orb while calling for their trusted aide.

The emergence of the orb was like a ripple in a stagnant pond, bringing a hint of change to the timeless palace.

A figure appeared, kneeling respectfully before the Omni-King.

The newcomer was short, with bluish-green skin, white curly hair, and a soft blue halo glowing behind their head. It was the Grand Priest, leader of the 12 angelic beings overseeing the universes.

"What can I do for you, Your Majesty?" the Grand Priest asked.

"Look! Look!" the Omni-King exclaimed, bouncing with childlike enthusiasm.

The Grand Priest noticed the new orb encircled by the 12 universes and was immediately taken aback.

"A newly born universe?"

"Yes, it appeared on its own! I didn't do it!" the Omni-King said, grinning.

The Grand Priest was stunned. A naturally formed universe, not created by the Omni-King? That was unheard of.

This new universe was smaller and less solid than the others, still in the process of growing. But something was unusual—it wasn't accompanied by a counterpart. Universes were supposed to be born in pairs to maintain balance, like light and shadow, yin and yang. Yet this one appeared alone.

The Grand Priest frowned. Could this imbalance bring trouble to the cosmos?

But glancing at the carefree Omni-King, the Grand Priest chuckled inwardly. With the Omni-King's omnipotence, there was nothing to fear.

"Your Majesty, what should we do with this new universe?"

"Hm, it's special," the Omni-King said thoughtfully. "Assign an angel to assist its God of Destruction."

The Grand Priest hesitated. "Your Majesty, the universe hasn't yet formed gods like the Supreme Kai or a God of Destruction."

Surprised, the Omni-King examined the orb closely. Indeed, no higher deities had emerged within the new universe.

"In that case, let it be for now. Give it time to grow," the Omni-King decided.

"As you wish, Your Majesty," the Grand Priest said, bowing before taking his leave.

Though the birth of a new universe was a significant event, it wasn't a major concern for beings like the Omni-King or the Grand Priest.

Left alone again, the Omni-King hopped around the orb a few more times before growing bored and returning to their throne, lost in thought.

Little did they know, this seemingly unimportant new universe would soon shake the foundations of the cosmos and chaos alike...

To be continued…