This director only makes bad movies

The world is declining, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be.

As a film critic, Tao Heng has experienced many battles and has watched many copycat movies, but he has never seen such a blatant copycat movie.

If others copy it, the most they can do is give it a similar name and make a movie of a similar style.

Whether it's good or not is another matter, but at least the movie quality is passable.

But this "Along the River on a Sunny Day" really broke through the limits of Tao Heng's imagination.

This is no longer a copycat, this is a complete fraud.

The film producers deliberately chose a similar name to deceive the audience into watching their film. This was the first time Tao Heng encountered this unlimited behavior.

Who would have thought that such a movie could be made and even be shown in theaters in a grand manner.

The most important thing is that he made a mistake and had a head-to-head confrontation with the great director Zhang Yange because of this movie.

What a shame.

What a shame and humiliation.

After returning home, Tao Heng immediately posted an apology on Weibo.

"I'm sorry everyone, I made a mistake. I mistook the movie "Along the River on a Qingming Festival" for "Along the River on a Qingming Festival." I hereby solemnly apologize to director Zhang Yange. Finally, what I want to say is that the movie "Along the River on a Qingming Festival" was made. "Director, if you give birth to a son without an asshole, your mother will have to pay more for groceries, and your father will be criticized for playing chess."

The dispute between Tao Heng and the great director Zhang Yange has been a hot topic on the Internet recently. As soon as he posted it on Weibo, there were many comments below.

"???, what's going on? I still want to see you and Zhang Yange kiss each other, why did I give up so quickly?"

"Didn't you see the blogger above saying that he mistook other people's movies as Zhang Yange's?"

"There are actually two movies, and the names are so similar. Could it be that I am mistaken."

"The one I watched was probably filmed by Zhang Yange. The quality was pretty good. I suddenly wanted to watch that similar movie."

"You must not watch the movie upstairs. You will definitely regret it. This movie is super bad. There is nothing special about it except the legs of the heroine."

"When you say that, I want to watch it even more. There's no other reason. I just want to see how bad the movie is."

In the study room, Tao Heng removed the movie review "Trash movie Along the River During the Qingming Festival, give me back my hard-earned money!" 》.

Things have been clarified, "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" is not a bad movie, the real bad movie is "Along the River During the Qingming Festival".

He wants to write a new film review and criticize the director of "Along the River on a Sunny Day" so that he will never be able to hold his head high again in this life.

Trash director, get out of the entertainment industry.

In a certain hotel, director Zhang Yange, who had just finished a road show, heard the latest news from his assistant.

"Director Zhang, film critic Tao Heng publicly apologized and removed the review."

Zhang Yange nodded slightly.

That's pretty much it.

Today's film critics are so immoral that they dare to write reviews to slander his movies.

This kind of person must be dealt with severely.

If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you will treat me as a sick cat.

Zhang Yange turned on his phone and wanted to see how Tao Heng apologized.

"I'm sorry everyone, I made a mistake. I mistook the movie "Along the River on a Qingming Festival" for "Along the River on a Qingming Festival." I hereby solemnly apologize to director Zhang Yange. Finally, what I want to say is that the movie "Along the River on a Qingming Festival" was made. "Director, if you give birth to a son without an asshole, your mother will have to pay more for groceries, and your father will be criticized for playing chess."

Zhang Yange:? ? ?

He seemed to have discovered Hua Dian.

There is actually a movie with a title similar to the movie he made.

this.

"Do you know this movie called "Along the River on a Sunny Day"?"

The assistant nodded: "I've seen it online. It seems to be similar to our movie. People who watched it said it was a bad movie, and many people thought it was made by you."

Zhang Yange's brows furrowed: "Do you know where I can watch this movie?"

"It seems you can see it at the nearby movie theater."

Hearing the assistant's answer, Zhang Yange couldn't sit still and immediately asked his assistant to take him to the cinema to watch this similar movie.

When he arrived at the cinema, Zhang Yange asked his assistant to buy tickets. He looked at the movie rankings on the LED display and couldn't help but frown.

Anyone with experience knows that most LED displays have red fonts, which are dazzling.

On the LED display, "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" is almost the same as "Along the River During the Qingming Festival", and the ticket price is the same. If you don't look carefully, you can't tell it at all.

Zhang Yange recalled it carefully, and it seemed that in the theaters he had been to, the seats and playing time of the movie were displayed on LED screens with red fonts.

When normal people watch movies, they generally don't look at the movie names carefully, and they can't tell the difference between the two movies.

In this way, wouldn't it be true that many people who wanted to see the movie "A River During the Qingming Festival" bought the wrong tickets and watched "A River During the Qingming Festival" instead?

"Here, Director Zhang, I bought the tickets, two."

The assistant quickly bought the tickets and handed one to Zhang Yange.

Zhang Yange lowered his head and looked at it, and found that the name of the movie written on the movie ticket was "Along the River During the Qingming Festival", but if you didn't look carefully, you really couldn't tell the difference between it and "Along the River During the Qingming Festival".

Frowning, Zhang Yange and his assistant walked into the screening room.

There were quite a few people inside. Zhang Yange took a quick look and found that the occupancy rate was almost half.

This attendance rate is strictly speaking good.

Many movies made by great directors may not have this kind of attendance after they are released.

There were two young people chatting next to them.

"The director is really a thief. The name is almost the same as Zhang Yange's "Along the River During the Qingming Festival". He must have deceived a lot of people."

"I know this movie was not made by Zhang Yange, but many people on the Internet said this movie is terrible. I want to see how bad it is."

Zhang Yange couldn't help but ignore the young man who spoke.

Where did this weird thing come from and come here to watch a movie because it sucked?

This is a pain in the ass.

I can't figure it out, I really can't figure it out.

In Zhang Yange's heart, movies are an art, a high art.

Directors who make bad movies are completely tarnishing this noble art and deserve to go to hell.

Audiences should appreciate the noble art of movies with an attitude of appreciation and admiration, instead of coming to watch movies knowing they are bad and contributing to the box office of bad movies.

While thinking, the lights in the screening room dimmed and the big screen lit up.

The movie starts.