This Danzo Is Weird!

Sunlight shimmered across the ocean's surface, reflecting off the gentle waves.

As the sea breeze swept through, countless seabirds let out echoing cries before spreading their wings and soaring freely under the sun.

This was an island located in the sea between the Land of Fire and the Land of Water.

To call it an island was somewhat of an overstatement—it was more like a massive protruding reef.

Like a sharp blade cutting through the ocean, it stood alone and desolate amidst the waves.

Over time, this rocky outcrop became a resting spot for the seabirds in the area.

Every breeding season, numerous seabirds would come here to build their nests, raising generation after generation of fledglings, who would hatch, grow, and eventually take to the skies.

Of course, their presence brought something else to this island—bird droppings.

And so, this place became known as "Bird Poop Island."

When Danzo arrived at the island as per the agreement, he found that the baby-faced Yagura Karatachi was already waiting for him.

Based on appearance alone, it was hard to believe that this doll-like boy was actually the leader of Kirigakure—the Fourth Mizukage.

He had short green hair and a pair of adorable pink eyes.

His Kirigakure forehead protector was strapped around his navel, and a dark green sash was tied around his waist.

Had Danzo not known this boy's true identity and the immense power hidden within him, he might have mistaken him for an innocent and harmless little kid.

Fortunately, at this point in time, Yagura had not yet fallen under Obito's control.

According to Danzo's recollection, in the original story, Obito infiltrated Kirigakure after joining the Akatsuki, accompanied by Nagato and Konan.

It was during that visit that Obito, masquerading as Madara Uchiha, demonstrated his power before Nagato by placing Yagura under a powerful genjutsu…

Lost in these distant memories, Danzo leaped from his boat onto the island, stepping onto the agreed-upon meeting ground.

The sun warmed the sandy shore, and the refreshing sea breeze made the place almost pleasant—if not for the unsightly mess of bird droppings everywhere.

"Hey, brat. Your guest has arrived, and yet you're not even coming down to greet me? That seems a little rude."

Danzo looked up at Yagura, who stood atop the reef, his tone carrying the mild reproach of an elder.

Noticing that Danzo had indeed come alone, Yagura's gaze flickered slightly.

Still, he did not hesitate for long. Grabbing his weapon, he leaped down from the reef.

"Using your age to throw your weight around—hardly the demeanor of a proper elder."

Landing before Danzo, Yagura wasted no time in rebuking his earlier remark.

Danzo leaned on his cane, rubbing his shoulder as he sighed,

"Can't help it. I'm old and useless now—I have to rely on my seniority to get by."

"Unlike you youngsters—so full of promise, brimming with energy…"

Watching Danzo continuously massage his shoulder, Yagura inwardly sneered.

If the same Danzo who single-handedly defeated three of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen and singlehandedly destroyed Kirigakure's port—forcing them into retreat—could be called 'useless,' then every young shinobi in the world might as well go bash their heads against a wall.

Yagura narrowed his eyes slightly, scanning the surroundings carefully.

Once he was certain Danzo hadn't brought any hidden reinforcements, he finally spoke…

　　"I never expected that the legendary 'Darkness of the Shinobi World,' Lord Shimura Danzo, would actually keep his promise and come alone to this meeting."

Danzo paused for a moment, then wearily rubbed his brow and sighed, shaking his head.

"To be honest, you younger shinobi don't understand. The so-called 'Darkness of the Shinobi World' is nothing more than slander from my enemies. In truth, I am a very upright and honorable elder of the shinobi world."

His gaze was unwavering, and his tone showed no hesitation.

"Throughout my life, I have never engaged in petty, underhanded dealings. My greatest wish has always been to be a good person and to uphold world peace."

Hearing Danzo's self-righteous declaration, Yagura Karatachi felt his veins nearly burst. If he continued listening, he feared his head might explode from sheer frustration!

"Enough, Lord Danzo, I believe in your integrity."

Gritting his teeth, Yagura cut off Danzo's speech and pulled out a document from his pocket.

"This is the treaty draft Kirigakure has prepared for this negotiation. Take a look."

Danzo raised an eyebrow and likewise pulled a document from his own pocket.

"What a coincidence. To ensure accuracy, I also prepared a contract. Lord Mizukage, I'd appreciate it if you reviewed mine as well."

Yagura's eyes narrowed slightly, a trace of danger flashing within them.

Still, he forced a smile onto his face. "Of course, negotiations should always involve thorough discussions."

Danzo, too, put on a benevolent smile. "Naturally."

"Heh."

"Heh heh heh."

The elderly Danzo and the young Yagura, both holding documents in their hands and smiling amicably, slowly stepped toward each other.

To an outsider, it might have looked like a long-lost grandfather and grandson about to reunite and share heartfelt stories.

In reality, they were about to share something—but not familial affection.

The very moment their hands were about to exchange documents—

Their auras changed instantly!

"Attack!"

Both shouted at the same time!

Violent chakra erupted from Yagura's body in an instant!

A crimson wave of tailed beast chakra engulfed him completely. With a fierce gust of wind, he launched a devastating palm strike toward Danzo!

At the same time, two figures suddenly burst out from the sea behind Danzo, charging straight for his back.

It was none other than Mei Terumi and Ao!

Just as Yagura unleashed his chakra, Danzo let go of his document, revealing the hidden symbol within—"Blade of Shinobi Love"!

The moment the symbol was exposed, the Ninja Frog in Danzo's robe dispelled its summoning, instantly signaling Minato Namikaze!

Reacting immediately, Minato teleported to the scene using the Flying Thunder God Technique, bringing Fugaku Uchiha with him!

Thus, what was supposed to be a one-on-one diplomatic meeting suddenly turned into an intense confrontation between six powerful shinobi!

This unexpected development caught everyone off guard.

Playing it safe, Yagura quickly abandoned his attack on Danzo and retreated.

At the very instant he moved away, Minato appeared in his previous position and slashed his kunai through the air without hesitation.

Had Yagura not withdrawn in time, he would have suffered severe injuries.

Cold sweat dripped down Yagura's back, but before he could catch his breath, Mei Terumi's Boiling Release: Skilled Mist Technique surged forward!

The highly acidic mist, like a monstrous entity, surged toward the three Konoha shinobi.

Just as Fugaku was about to activate Susanoo to defend against the attack, Danzo calmly turned around and extended his hand, using "Sealing Absorption Jutsu" to effortlessly absorb the corrosive mist.

When he looked back at Yagura once more, the two locked eyes—one old, one young—and smiled.

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