NOVEL NEXT Chapter 11
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[Genesis 1:1] A simple fact: The name of the god is Igguoqueden.
[Genesis 1:2] A second simple fact: The proof that Igguoqueden is the one true god is all laid out in the ‘donation history.’
[Genesis 1:3] A third simple fact: If anyone claims to be a god but doesn’t go by the name Igguoqueden, they’re just a scammer waiting to be torn apart.
[Genesis 1:4] These three simple facts are bundled together and referred to as ‘A Dish of Simple Facts.’
[Genesis 1:5] If after consuming one dish you still can’t understand the god’s words, from then on it’s just an intelligence issue.
[Genesis 1:6] Thus, God Igguoqueden infused ‘A Dish of Facts’ into ‘nothingness.’
[Genesis 1:7] The dark was bestowed the name ‘Darkness,’ and the light was given the name ‘Light,’ which marks the beginning of the world.
[Genesis 1:8] One dish of facts became the earth, and another dish of facts became the sky.
[Genesis 1:9] The vast, open sky and the expansive earth pleased God Igguoqueden so much that He chuckled, which is God’s first sound.
―The capital city of an empire with hundreds of years of history, and the largest city on the continent, Igguoqueden.
A city crafted in imitation of the name of the one true god, it has never changed its name despite undergoing numerous tumultuous phases and being ruled by various factions.
There stood the largest cathedral with spires higher than any castle— Igguoqueden Cathedral.
Only in this cathedral exists a place far more heavily protected than the Pope’s room— the Room of the Saint.
The only being allowed to enter that space, Saint Erin, was repeatedly reading the first chapter of the book— the Bible, which she always kept close.
Days had passed since she received divine possession, yet every time she read, it felt fresh and never dull.
‘The more I read, the more each of God Igguoqueden’s divine words sinks into my mind; I understand them so well…!!’
For Erin, the Bible was a form of execution.
It was the process of carving away the self that did not know the previous God Igguoqueden, and being reborn solely as Erin of God Igguoqueden!
‘Ah… No matter how many times I read, the simple facts of God Igguoqueden keep flooding my belly…’
Every line she read sent shivers down Erin’s spine.
Especially whenever the divine words to not forget she was a woman came to mind.
No…
If I keep accepting this, I… I’ll return to the time when I didn’t know God Igguoqueden…
‘I can never go back…!’
Erin, indulging in the supreme happiness that followed the religious fulfillment granted by doctrine, leaned back and let out a deep sigh.
Yes. This is the Bible.
The old world, plagued by false gods, was the wrong world. Now, as the blessings of God Igguoqueden pour down, this is the correct world.
At the moment she was chosen by God Igguoqueden to be the Saint and conceived the truth of the god, Erin could understand every single word of the Bible.
Except for one thing— the so-called ‘donation history.’
What exactly is this ‘donation history’?
I knew what the word ‘history’ meant, but no matter how many times I read, I couldn’t understand what ‘donation’ could signify.
That word was the only area Erin, who was desperately trying to comprehend the Bible filled with the divine simple facts, could not grasp.
‘It’s alright. Now that I’m the saint, I have plenty of time to hear the voice of God Igguoqueden and spread that word.’
Just as Erin was shaking from the immersion in the existence of God Igguoqueden’s ‘truth,’ enjoying every moment—
“Saint, I have brought your meal.”
One of the priests serving the saint entered the Room of the Saint.
This Room of the Saint is a place where even the Pope cannot carelessly step. The only ones allowed to briefly stretch their legs here, aside from Erin, are three high-ranking female priests chosen personally by the Pope due to their high divine power.
Today’s entrant was Cecilia, the faithful servant of God who always accompanied the Saint.
“Thank you again today.”
“Not at all, Saint.”
After receiving the meal, Erin looked closely at Cecilia.
A female priest essentially meant she was a nun serving the god.
But… Cecilia’s attire was far too indecent to be called a nun.
It was made of a stockings-like material from the nape to the chest, and the curtains covering her chest were too small, revealing the sides and cleavage.
From the breast-covering part down to her lower body, it was again made of stockings, her belly button and thighs clearly visible in a skirt indecently short enough to barely cover her rear—
—No.
Erin shook her head vigorously.
For a moment, the malicious common sense of the false world that didn’t serve God Igguoqueden violated Erin’s mind, but who is Erin?
She was chosen by none other than God Igguoqueden!
Erin’s mind swiftly accepted the new era’s appropriate ‘common sense.’
That isn’t indecent clothing. Rather, it was an outfit that suited a nun quite well.
So I should also compliment Cecilia as a saint in a way that would delight her as a nun!
“Today too, your Holy Power Pouch looks quite remarkable, Cecilia. You’ve been praying daily, haven’t you?”
Cecilia bowed her head, looking honored, and replied.
“Thank you, Saint. That is all due to the grace of God Igguoqueden answering our prayers.”
Exactly.
The most important aspect of being a nun isn’t the pious heart, the reverence for God, or the desire to dedicate oneself to the people of the continent, but the Holy Power Pouch, right?
This fact was also stated in the Bible.
“Igguoqueden selected the woman with the largest heart to act as His agent (Holy 3:8)
Your Holy Power Pouch is cute, and thus, it was bestowed that this is the first saint (Holy 3:9)
The enormous Holy Power Pouch of the saint was pleasing to Igguoqueden, and thus this is the first virtue of a nun (Holy 3:10)”
Almost mistaking the most important content of the Bible ‘Holy Power Transmission’ that explains how a woman’s heart became the Holy Power Pouch.
It seems that even after all the grasping, the simple facts from God Igguoqueden were still lacking.
‘I’m sorry, God Igguoqueden… As a punishment for my confusion, I’ll read and reread the Bible tonight to absorb the simple facts…!’
In any case, this is the new common sense of the new era.
The size of the Holy Power Pouch determines her qualities as a nun and how sincere her heart toward God is.
Naturally, nuns would begin to wear outfits that emphasized and displayed their Holy Power Pouches more.
Except for the saint. The saint’s ‘Holy Power Pouch’ is solely that of her one and only master and the one true God, Igguoqueden.
In reality, the saint’s attire was designed to be modest yet not extremely revealing compared to basic nun garments.
“Yes. May the simple facts of Igguoqueden be with Sister Cecilia.”
After sending off Cecilia, Erin took a bite out of the bread she brought.
It was delicious. A luxurious bread she had never tasted during her starving days.
‘…’
Ironically, tears flowed from Erin’s eyes as she chewed the bread.
Not tears of regret, but tears that flowed out of immense gratitude and thrill.
She had never forgotten that the fundamental reason for smashing the false gods and descending was because of herself.
The one who saved her when she was suffering in a false world.
The being who provided hope to her who had lost even her family, giving her a reason to live.
Thank you, Igguoqueden. I will serve you for the rest of my life. I will never forget this grace.
Igguoqueden… Thank you…!!
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Having finished reading the comic, I was now casually chatting 1:1 with the author in a chat room.
[GiveMeMoney: How do you do, God Igguoqueden?]
[GiveMeMoney: Is the world that has changed thanks to your sponsorship of 100,000 won to your liking?]
No…
Like it or not, I filled my empty cup with water again and gulped it down.
[Igguoqueden: No… Is this really okay???]
[Igguoqueden: What’s up with the Bible and what’s with the nun’s robes? LOL what’s happening?]
[Igguoqueden: And didn’t I only say the first line of the Bible??]
[GiveMeMoney: The words of the god have vitality.]
[GiveMeMoney: With the power of 100,000 won, they were born as utterances that would naturally come from you, God Igguoqueden.]
[GiveMeMoney: If I charge for every line, wouldn’t that be troublesome for you, God Igguoqueden? It’s a good thing for me though…]
That might be true, but…
Something about the past world seemed a bit too extreme, making me feel worried.
[GiveMeMoney: Is it that you’re not pleased?]
[Igguoqueden: It’s not that, just… ㅇㅇ;]
There’s no need to lose face even in anonymous chat.
It’s just a comic anyway, right?
It was indeed good to see the ample assets too.
‘Since this isn’t the real world, can’t we have a little fun with it?’
I figured the author would be pleased to earn 100,000 won from a comic that nobody pays attention to.
In reality, the latest episode had only one view! Just one.
Simple facts and nonsense. To me, the view counts of this author’s comic seemed incredibly simplistic.
[GiveMeMoney: And today, especially for God Igguoqueden, who prefers breasts, I’ve included many scenes that emphasize the chest.]
[GiveMeMoney: Is the frequency to your liking?]
[Igguoqueden: Yeah, I like it ㅇㅇ]
[Igguoqueden: But—]
Since we’re messing around anyway… should I go a little further?
Actually, everything was fine, but I did have one small complaint.
Since it seemed inappropriate to ask, I wouldn’t bring it up, but if there’s an author who’s so accommodating to my taste, maybe they’d consider it?
[GiveMeMoney: Please feel free to say anything, God Igguoqueden.]
Sigh…
I scrolled up and admired Erin’s figure several times and then decided to take the plunge and typed in the chat.
[Igguoqueden: Erin]
[Igguoqueden: Can you make her chest a little bigger…?]
[GiveMeMoney: Are you referring to wanting to increase the size of Miss Erin’s Holy Power Pouch?]
No, that Holy Power Pouch…
For one comment, they certainly milked it.
[Igguoqueden: ㅇㅇ]
[GiveMeMoney: Understood. Could you specify how much bigger you’d like?]
Currently, Erin’s chest was slightly smaller than her face.
Of course, even this was an impressive size. A universally appealing ample size, one might say.
But I’m… a chimeric enthusiast. I believe a chest that is slightly larger than the head is the greatest!
[Igguoqueden: Chimeric…]
[GiveMeMoney: Does that mean ‘the chest must be bigger than the head’?]
[Igguoqueden: Not massive, just a little bigger than the head…]
A reader requesting that a female character’s chest be enlarged slightly larger than her head from a comic artist.
My life, I had anticipated it, but this was legendary.
Perhaps it was due to this indulgence in being treated like a god here.
[GiveMeMoney: Hmm… It’s not impossible, but…]
[Igguoqueden: Is it a bit much? I’d be willing to sponsor though.]
[Igguoqueden: How much do you need?]
[GiveMeMoney: If it’s the size you mentioned, I think about 7,000 won will be necessary.]
The price was a bit higher than I expected, but considering that 7,000 won was reasonable.
Having already spent 100,000 won, I thought, why not spend a bit more?
‘Oh, by the way… Erin hasn’t begged for sponsorship today, has she?’
Since she hadn’t and the author hadn’t mentioned anything, the sponsorship button was not activated.
Does this imply I should request modifications? Just as I was thinking this—
[GiveMeMoney: wwac.wo.to << Please come this way.] Upon entering the new link the author sent— A chat room appeared with the 'sponsor' button activated in the corner of the chat. 'Wow, this kind of thing existed?' While I felt a sense of discomfort with the neatness of it all, it was only for a moment. ―Perhaps. If I had paid attention to that feeling of discomfort at that time, maybe a different story would have unfolded. However, at that moment, I was just thrilled by the thought of being able to increase Erin's chest size. [Igguoqueden: (Sponsorship / 7,000 won / must be bigger than the head... if smaller than the head, the god starves to death....)] [Igguoqueden: I even wrote a sponsorship message LOL] [GiveMeMoney: Thank you, God Igguoqueden! I will immediately use 7,000 won's power on Miss Erin's 'Holy Power Pouch!' Expect an even more sacred Miss Erin!] In this way, from that day forth, whether or not she begged for sponsorship, I could donate whenever I wanted while happily reading the comic. Although my sunk costs steadily increased, seeing Erin enjoy herself made me happy as well. —Having sponsored 100,000 won, I figured I wouldn’t need to sponsor again for a while. * * * A few days later. I had no choice but to abandon that thought.