The well-Balanced Yamamoto-san Gets Caught up in a Death Game

Chapter 93.

Damn it, where the fuck are they going?

Hey, we should get back. This is monster territory now.

Damn you, you lucky bastards!’

The footsteps of the soldiers who had been looking for us were moving away.

Hello, good evening from behind the grassy knoll.

I’m a wanted man (YAMAMOTO).

Well, I was driving around in a horse-drawn carriage when I spotted an armadillo-like monster that I didn’t know what it was, set up a death sentence, attacked it by running over it, and when the carriage disappeared after the monster was defeated, I panicked and rolled into a grassy area about waist-high and hid myself. …….

The poor visibility at night and the sudden disappearance of the carriage ruts seemed to have successfully fooled the eyes of the pursuers.

The first thing to do is to make sure that you can’t see them, but you can’t see them if you’re not looking at them.

The grassland is unnaturally indented, just because we can’t see them!

I wasn’t sure when we’d be discovered!

Looks like they’ve gone.’

I deactivate [Mirage] in response to Tsuna-san’s words.

But what do we do now?

Or rather, where are we?’

I call up the map to the edge of my field of vision again.

On the pitch-black map, there is a single line, which could be called a free curve, as evidence of the messy escape. I think I’ve probably fled south of the city of Firth, but I’m not …… sure.

‘Maybe south of Firth?　‘I’m not sure.’

‘Well, I’d better stay away from Firth for now. I’d be a wanted man anyway.’

‘Wanted ……. The secretary of the demon king’s army is wanted in the land of the human race. ……

Well, it’s a long life, Envy.

‘You don’t seem remorseful ……, Four Heavenly Kings points plus one …….’

The most important thing to do is to make sure that you have a good understanding of what you are doing and how to do it.

‘There’s a delicious smell coming from over there. Let’s go there.’

What is she?　Is he a dog or something?

Well, we’re outlaws with nowhere to go.

Now, let’s just follow Tsuna-san’s nose and go on…

What’s going on?

–Three days have passed as a result of following Tsuna-san’s nose and pushing ahead.

No, you’re amazing, Tsuna-san.

He’s always searching for valuable herbs, plants, fruits, etc.

The variety of spices and ingredients is especially great.

Before I knew it, I was deep in the forest, but I didn’t even care about that.

You’d think that if you went into the forest, you’d be forced to live an inconvenient life, wouldn’t you?

But on the contrary, vegetables grow wild, you can get meat by defeating the monsters that attack you, and if you find a river, you can catch all the fish you want with the rod!

Well, the only complaint I have is the sleeping area. ……

I guess there’s a limit to what you can do with blankets on the hard ground!　I’d rather sleep on a fluffy bed!

Other than that, I have very few complaints. Happy barbecue and all-you-can-drink every day!　I was thinking …….

Um, is it really okay to be doing this ……?’

Someone objects to the dreamy lifestyle.

Today, as we were tearing through the forest today, Envy-chan started to say something like that.

What’s wrong?　Is she tired of living on the run?

‘What’s wrong, Envy-chan?　Didn’t you enjoy the barbecue and all-you-can-drink every day?’

‘No, it’s not like that. …… I just wondered if I should leave the matter of the third prince and the demon tribe getting involved …… alone.’

‘If it’s the third prince, he was gone by the time we found out. It would be difficult to try to locate him now.’

‘That’s true, but ……. The third prince is not only a man who has been in the world for a long time, but he is also a man who has been in the world for a long time.

‘It doesn’t matter. Refreshment break, refreshment break.

‘Ugh, you’re leading me into self-abnegation ……, Fourth Prince points plus one …….’

I mean, third prince, hey.

I’d forgotten all about it until Envy told me.

Ha!

No, the Third Prince reminded me!

‘Tsuna-san, I’d like to make a smell request, is that okay?’

‘No problem. What are you looking for?　Matsutake mushrooms?　Truffles?　Or are you looking for ginnan?

None of the above. What I’m looking for is a smell that could be the source of an air freshener. I can’t help feeling that there’s been a strange smell in the carriage ever since we picked up the prince. ……

Despite the fact that I made a deodorant with [Magic Goddess Creation] and swooshed it around while Tsuna and the others were sleeping, I still don’t feel like the scent of blood and meat is wafting in the air.

I think it’s probably just a matter of how I feel, but if I could scent it with a little air freshener, I think it would change again.

I see. Air freshener.

Can you do that?’

Okay. Over there. It smells like a toilet over there.

Toilet?

Let’s go.

No. Toilet?

You mean toilet air freshener?

What about putting that in the carriage?

But without time to stop, Tsuna-san runs off.

I had no choice, so I also carried Envy-chan on my back and gave chase.

‘Oh, thank you for your help ……’

For now, just hang on tight!

The most important thing to remember is that you can’t just take a break from your work and go to the gym.

So before I knew it, a mysterious system had been established whereby I had to carry Envy on my back when travelling at high speed.

Then, after five minutes of running. What spreads out in front of me is a steep slope …… or rather a cliff.

Tsuna-san, it looks like you climbed up here.

I can see Tsuna-san jumping up to the top of the cliff.

‘Hey, the road gets steeper, but hang on for dear life, okay?

‘What?　This is a cliff. ……

It’s all right, it’s all right. It’s a 70-degree slope. You can run up it.

‘No, I can’t– …… ouch ouch ouch!　’My upper body is warped!　I’m going to break!

‘Oh, are you alright?　Do you want me to take a break here?’

‘Stop that kind of bullying, please, really!　Four Heavenly Kings, plus two points!

Plus two means it’s really hard!

…… It can’t be helped.

I land on the flat ground on top of the hill, leaping and splashing like a goat living in a mountainous area!　Ten points for me!

‘Yes, I’ve arrived. Hey, what’s going on, Tsuna-san?

Tsuna-san’s gaze was looking in an unexpected direction, so I followed it and …… found a girl standing there, even though it was deep in the forest for some reason.

Who …… is she?

Ki–’

Don’t shout. If you scream, I’ll stuff your mouth with salted fish.’

………….’

And Tsuna-san, who has become an outlaw after three days on the run because he has become accustomed to the outdoor life, approaches like a gale and covers his mouth faster than the girl can scream.

Hehehe, Tsuna-san and I are getting used to life on the run and we’re all outlaws now.

So, little girl, let’s get the air freshener out of here, shall we?

………….

Ack. That’s a pretty shabby request for an outlaw. …….

You smell like toilet air freshener. Can I have some air freshener from you? …….’

And you look third-rate putting it into words, Tsuna.

‘Well, um, ……, are you talking about this kumquat perfume ……?’

‘It’s a toilet fragrance.’

Oh, the toilet fragrance you’re talking about, Mr Tsuna, is it kumquats?

Because kumquats are usually used as perfume. Using the power word ‘toilet fragrance’ is a no-no!

‘Well, I don’t know if I can get some of this perfume without telling my grandma. ……’

‘What?

‘Hee!’

I was loud and she was exaggeratedly surprised when I shouted at her.

It’s a bit of fun.

‘You know what happens when you piss us outlaws off, don’t you~!

‘You’re getting desperate for being a wanted man ……’

‘Oh, wanted ……!’

It’s frustrating that Envy’s reaction to the word wanted was stronger than my threatening words!　I’d use stronger words!

‘Or rather, what are you girls doing here alone~?　It’s dangerous!

‘Well, I’m collecting medicinal herbs needed for [blending] ……. Also, I’m sure I’m in danger. ……

Ongoing!

‘You~, you’ve been nudging us!　You’ll do terrible things if you upset us!’

‘E……, guh, specifically ……?

Specifically ?

I didn’t think about it at all!

I didn’t think about it at all, so I can’t think of it on the spur of the moment!

Let’s see, …….

Ah, yes!

‘Specifically, Tsuna-san will do terrible things to you!

Me? !’

‘…… yeah ……’

So the contents of the terrible things were thrown at Tsuna-san, but the girl glanced at Tsuna-san before falling on her face and blushing her cheeks.

Eh, what, that reaction?

No way. …….

Suspension bridge effect!

‘Tsuna-san, if I push you, I might be able to drop you!’

‘What are you talking about?’

‘What, if I retreat, you’ll jump on me?’

‘So what are you saying?’

You’re already so obtuse, Tsuna-san!

I’m not an insensitive protagonist, you know!

‘Well, I’m in trouble ……. I’m in the middle of a marriage proposal for free. …… I can’t believe that a suspicious person who suddenly appears is doing nasty things to me. …… I can’t just suddenly arrive at a time like this, when I’m in the middle of a romantic relationship, and then suddenly …….’

‘What are you talking about too?’

Tsuna-san sounds stunned, but I didn’t miss a word the girl said!

‘What, are you getting proposed to?　What’s he like?　Is he cool?’

‘Why would a gawd bite there?’

When you’re around 30, you’re more sensitive to that kind of talk!　You know what I mean!

‘Oh, I’m interested in that too. I mean, how do you get to know them?　Do you have to have a small area of activity after all?’

And here was another old person (Envy-chan) who was a bit interested in meeting people!

Oh, yes. I’m curious about that, aren’t I?

I’m also a shut-in and work, so I don’t meet many people. …… I’d really like to know how you meet people!

‘Well, um, I’ve been to ……. But I have to collect medicinal herbs for my grandma. ……

Oh, well, I’ll help you.

‘I’ll help you too. So, let’s start with your partner’s catalogue specs: ……’

So, for some reason, we help her collect medicinal herbs while having girl talk.

During that time, Tsuna-san didn’t say a single word.

She said she had a [wild intuition] that if she spoke, she would get hurt badly.

And that’s probably right!