The vase cannon fodder is favored by the group again

Cheng Yun didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he took a wine bottle as a microphone and began to sing a cappella, and everyone clapped their hands.

"Jump, jump!" Wei Shuo took out his mobile phone and shook it, smiling sinisterly: "In addition to the bedwetting, there is also a video of you sitting on the ground and crying when you were a child when you couldn't run when you were young."

Shen Ci was angry: "Don't be an ass! You didn't have a camera to shoot videos at that time!"

Wei Shuo shrugged: "I don't have one, but your brother who is the ultimate younger brother does. I often share resources with him."

Shen Ci: "..." Damn!

His brother is good everywhere, but he likes to collect all kinds of photos and videos of him, which makes Shen Ci very dissatisfied.From childhood to adulthood, my brother has accumulated so many ugly photos and scandals about him!

Shen Biemei's name is "recording good times".

Beautiful legs!He is not seaweed!

Shen Ci became angry again, and decided to spend money to find someone to hack Shen's other computer after filming the variety show, and delete all of them to avoid future troubles!

Forced to helplessness, Shen Ci had no choice but to start dancing to the rhythm, gradually letting himself go.

He danced and Cheng Yun sang nonsense, and the playlists of the two were seamlessly connected from "Mojito" to "Wild Wolf disco". Quite like the family fighting and dancing style of burying loved ones.

"Asian dance king Nicholas Shen Ci! Today I will fight you on the top of the Forbidden City!" The drunk Wei Shuo screamed excitedly, and jumped out to dance with Shen Ci.

"What a treasure, these two are too cute hahaha..."

"Mom, I can't do it..."

"..."

The entertainers covered their stomachs and laughed quickly, even Bingshan Shao Jinhuan, who was always expressionless, couldn't help laughing along with him, his gentle eyes resting on Shen Ci.

Guo Nuannuan laughed feebly: "Stop...don't fight any more!"

Everyone laughed again, but Jiang Shu's smile was perfunctory in the corner, and he lowered his head and took a sip of juice to hide the sarcasm in his eyes.

They are really two crazy people. As expected, those who have no strength can only gain popularity by pretending to be crazy!

It's so annoying, originally she wanted to sing to make the camera take more shots, but now she definitely has no chance.

She gave Shen Ci and Wei Shuo a disgusted look.

Cheng Yun couldn't sing with a smile, Shen Ci stopped panting and dragged Wei Shuo down.

Wei Shuo was still screaming, but Shen Ci stuffed a chicken leg into his mouth to stop him: "Eat my leg."

Wei Shuo, who had the chicken leg in his mouth, was very drunk, and quickly started to chew on the chicken leg, quiet and busy.

"I know why so many people like you." Cheng Yun wiped away the tears from laughing, and talked to Shen Ci.

Shen Ci: "...Because it's too stupid?"

Cheng Yun smiled and shook his head: "I don't know, anyway, it's always very happy to be around you, and your positive emotions can easily infect others."

Shen Ci was taken aback for a moment, remembering that Brother Zhang had commented on him in the same way before.

"You kid is really amazing. It's the first time I've had so much fun with an artist. Seeing you every day makes me feel better haha."

With a thought, he looked up at Brother Zhang who was sitting away from the camera.

Brother Zhang happened to be looking at him too, smiled and gave Shen Ci a thumbs up, mouthing softly "It's great".

Feeling affirmed by his old father, Shen Ci smiled brightly at him.

Suddenly there was a strange piercing sound not far away, several light spots rose into the sky, and a few brilliant fireworks suddenly exploded in the dark night, followed by countless explosions.

"Ah! Fireworks!" Guo Nuannuan quickly picked up his mobile phone to take pictures, and the rest of the program team also took pictures.

This is a surprise prepared by the village head for them.Shen Ci leaned against Wei Shuo who was already fast asleep, smiling contentedly and admiring the fireworks all over the sky.

He took out his mobile phone, took a good time to shoot a gorgeous short video, and sent it to Lu Xiao.

"Uncle, watch the fireworks with me!"

A few seconds later, Lu Xiao replied.

Lu Xiao: [Smiling] Good.

Lu Xiao: Very nice.

The familiar emoji with downcast eyes and a small yellow face made Shen Ci fall into self-doubt again.

***

Within a few days, the first episode aired.

Shen Ci and all the artists gathered in the living room of Building No. [-] of the small hotel to watch the program together. The editing of the program group did not highlight the contradictions too much, and most of them were harmonious coexistence and cooperation among the people.

This made them breathe a sigh of relief, the program team can be regarded as an individual.

Shen Ci's complexion was unpredictable throughout the whole process, turning pale for a while and turning red for a while, and everyone around him laughed wildly.

Because he was lazy to sleep and the scenes where he was not as good as dancing were all cut in, and even used as the content of the promotional video...

Ashamed and thrown in front of the people of the whole country, Shen Ci never imagined that such a stupid behavior of his would be cut into it, which was completely social death.

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"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, just scroll through Weibo to divert your attention." Wei Shuo patted him on the shoulder and sighed to comfort him.

Shen Ci nodded, shaking his hands to browse Weibo, and as expected, he saw his name on the trending search.

#沉弟Idol Behavior Do Not Rise Fans#

Shen Ci: "..." He wanted to kill Wei Shuo who started laughing wildly, so he knew it was not good!

"Shen Ci Global Support Association solemnly declares: fans chasing stars are very rational, they are all normal people! Don't cue!"

"I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I'm a fan of something hahahaha..."

"Bao'er, why are you so stimulated? Throw a payment QR code and we donate money for treatment?"

"You're so cute, Hanhan, are you guys forming a group to steal children? How many years will you be sentenced if you're caught?"

"Even if he becomes a spirited guy, Ci Bao'er is so cute and cute that it's suffocating! I'm a man, have I been bent..."

"Don't panic upstairs, you just joined Xiaoci's army of male mothers..."

"..."

When the program was promoted on the hot search list, the slogan was Warm Times, but Shen Ci bravely rushed to the hot search with the name of "mentally handicapped idol" alone.

In just a few 10 minutes, Shen Ci's sleepy picture in the mall and Shamat's awkward dance were made into emojis and spread wildly, and there was even a rough flip immediately...

On the surface, everyone was distressed to comfort Shen Ci, who wanted to relieve his worries, but in fact, they were almost laughing out of their minds.

After all, teasing Shen Ci is too easy to reap happiness, it is simply the source of happiness.

Jiang Shu frowned vaguely when he saw that everyone was buzzing around Shen Ci.

The position of Shen Ci's hot search even surpassed the show itself, and other artists were hanging in the back row. Shouldn't everyone be like her, feeling psychologically unbalanced?

Jiang Shu was puzzled, but in the end it came down to the fact that they must all be pretending!

How could someone be willing to be robbed of attention every day by such a broken vase?

"Hey? Can we start preparing for the live broadcast?" Jiang Shu interrupted suddenly, but everyone was busy, and no one ignored her.

Biting his lips in embarrassment, Shen Ci tried his best to break out of the siege and continued: "Ah yes! When we recorded the preview a few days ago, we said that the live broadcast will start tomorrow night!"

Wei Shuo pushed him back on the sofa and smiled, "What's the rush? I haven't laughed enough yet."

Shen Ci was about to collapse, he couldn't bear it anymore and immediately picked up the pillow and beat Wei Shuo, the two of them fought into a ball.

"If you're a brother, you'll lose face together. Why don't you be on the hot search list and be ridiculed by everyone!"

"No way, my fans have been used to it for a long time, so I probably don't bother to laugh at it~"

The director smiled and came over to help: "Everyone, we really have to start preparing for the live broadcast. Tomorrow night, everyone has two tasks. One is to promote the agricultural products here, and the other is to advertise our renovated small homestay."

"Recently, the cherries here have started to ripen one after another. After communicating with the village chief, we decided to use the 'cherry picking season' as a gimmick to attract tourists to stay."

Jiang Shu exclaimed loudly: "Oh my god! My favorite cherry! Can we go to have a real treat first hahaha!"

Her voice was suddenly too exaggerated, causing the people around her to fail to react. There was an embarrassing silence for five or six seconds before someone picked up: "I want to too!"

The director smiled: "Of course."

***

All the homestays have been put in place, and the villagers who can provide cherry picking have also been negotiated. Everyone is eager to try it on the night of the live broadcast.

They have experienced picking cherries in the past two days. Wei Shuo, as the guest of the No.1 homestay, wrote a review and posted it on his Weibo, updating it every day in the form of a diary.

Wei Shuo, as the number one Internet celebrity on the entire network, has tens of millions of fans, and the evaluation blog post with pictures and texts is a natural advertisement.

Coupled with the fact that all the artists are cooperating to forward the information of the live broadcast room, the download volume of the Qinggua live broadcast platform has been topping the list of all app stores in the past few days, and the popularity has long been fired.

At that point, the live broadcast begins.

As soon as the live broadcast room opened, the online audience immediately began to soar at a rate of thousands per minute.The barrage started frantically swiping, and the live broadcast froze several times before it even started.

The bullet screen was full of fans of seven people, and the cheering words fluttered across the screen like snowflakes. Shen Ci almost vomited blood when he saw a bunch of "Sand Sculpture Xiaoci, Mom's Favorite" passing by.

I really want to clean up, he is really a serious idol...

Fortunately, the programmers of the Cucumber platform have frantically upgraded the system at the cost of their hair. It is the largest live broadcast platform in Huaguo, and now it is not a problem for a live broadcast room to accommodate millions.

The seven people take turns to bring goods, and Wei Shuo, as the most skilled Internet celebrity anchor, took the lead.

He has brought goods many times, and every time he can reach at least tens of millions of transactions.

But what can be sold tonight is only some agricultural products, as well as the negotiated cherry picking and accommodation travel coupons. Wei Shuo only sold more than 50 yuan in the end.

This is already a very good performance. Other artists who have no experience in live broadcasting brought goods at most only a little over [-].

Shen Ci was the last one, because the director firmly believed that with his rich fans, he would definitely be able to help out.

Shen Ci: "..." If there is nothing left for him to sell by then, wouldn't he die of embarrassment?

In the end, it became a prophecy. In the end, he really only had a pitiful target of two to three thousand yuan to sell... This is all thanks to Jiang Shu who was before Shen Ci.

She dressed up in the dressing room for more than two hours, and the moment she came out, everyone present couldn't take their eyes off in amazement, let alone appearing in front of fans in the live broadcast room after adding a filter.

Jiang Shu was originally a beauty. After dressing up meticulously, she suddenly looked like the screen goddess she was in childhood.

The audience in the live broadcast room went crazy immediately, and the bullet screen was overwhelming, and some people even cried because of being touched.

With good looks, coupled with extra points for feelings, Jiang Shu ruthlessly attracted a wave of attention, bringing in a turnover of more than 30.

When the time was over, Jiang Shu got down from the phone and glanced at Shen Ci with some complacency.

Ha, there are only so few things left to sell... I don't know if this little vase will cry aggrievedly in front of the camera.

No matter how it was sold, the transaction volume was the lowest among them, and she secretly smiled in her heart to embarrass Shen Ci.

Shen Ci didn't notice the look in her eyes, and sat down in front of the camera in a Buddhist way, thinking that it was such a bad luck, so he just pretended to be casual.

Anyway, the appearance fee did not miss him, it was nothing more than a little embarrassment.

Shen Ci just smiled sweetly at the camera: "Good evening, everyone!"

The colorful barrage suddenly struck——

"Cub! Mommy is here with two black cards! I'll buy whatever you bring!"

"Can't wait to finally buy it! Hurry up, hurry up!"

"I have all the employees of my husband's company ready! I want to contribute [-] million turnover to Xiaoci!"

"..."

Shen Ci smiled awkwardly: "Ah, but I only have 3000 yuan left to sell, the link is below, it's Sakura—"

"Huh? It's sold out, needless to say!"

The live broadcast assistant reminded him behind him.

Shen Ci stared wide-eyed, he hasn't even introduced the product yet!

The guns of the bullet screen were aimed at the user with the ID "Deep Deer" who bought all the goods in an instant, and various Zaan words appeared.

Shen Ci was afraid that the live broadcast room would be blocked because of the uncivilized barrage, so he hurriedly stopped him: "Sisters, stop scolding, I really don't have any stock here, or next time we—"

Suddenly, an "angel rocket" burst out of the sky, arrogantly overshadowing all the bullet screens.

"Deep Deer" tipped an "Angel Rocket".

The mother fans who were crazy about typing suddenly realized something, and immediately clicked on the reward page and started to output like crazy——

The "Angel Rockets" of the highest specification were blasted out one by one.Due to the fast refresh and coverage, each "angel rocket" will be replaced by a new one if it can't live for half a second, and the whole live broadcast room is in a state of boiling.

A barrage struggled to survive in the cracks: "A reward must also be considered a transaction! Sisters rush!"

Shen Ci watched the live broadcast screen helplessly, his movements gradually became stuck frame by frame, and finally - the live broadcast interface went black.

On the black screen, a line of innocent small words appeared: "The connection has been disconnected, try to open it again!"

Shen Ci: "???"

This is because the server of the platform crashed too quickly by tipping too many rewards, so did the live broadcast room blow up? !