The vase cannon fodder is favored by the group again

Waiting for more than two hours, Shen Ci started to sleep after getting on the plane, Wei Shuo was frantically taking poses and taking pictures, preparing to upload Weibo after getting off the plane.

This is Wei Shuo's professional habit of being an Internet celebrity. Almost every one of his thousands of Weibo posts is accompanied by various photos.

Shen Ci lay on the small table and stared at Wei Shuo in bewilderment: "I sometimes suspect that you and Yang Ning are half-twins who are so crazy about posting selfies."

Wei Shuo rolled his eyes at him: "This is called 'self-image construction in a virtual society', okay? Also, don't compare me with that kind of motherfucker who begs a rich woman to take care of me every day!"

Shen Ci: "Can we talk properly without pretending to be B?"

Wei Shuo chuckled, "No, pretending to be B is my primary productivity."

Shen Ci: "..."

After the plane landed, the program team had a special minibus to pick up Shen Ci and Shao Jinhuan and go to the hotel for a little gathering at night. The next day, the entire program team set off to the destination together.

The filming work on the second day started with the stars getting up to shoot.

As soon as Brother Zhang opened the door with the camera, he saw Shen Ci sleeping in a mess, his pajamas were basically lifted, and he quickly slapped the camera: "Wait a minute——"

In a panic, he helped Shen Ci cover up the white flowers, shaking him awake.

Brother Zhang felt uneasy, and specifically told the camera teacher: "The ones I took just now... must be deleted! It's sloppy and stupid, it's ruining the image of our big cloud."

The camera teacher said "Okay, okay", and the backhand is an encrypted double backup.

He firmly believes that with this precious video data, the director will definitely give him a raise!

Shen Ci got up to wash up, yawned and pulled his luggage out of the hotel with Brother Zhang.

The minibus for the program group was still the one from yesterday, but the driver was replaced by a tall, honest, dark man who looked like a local.

"Why can't I go!" Wei Shuo said with his hands on his hips, negotiating with the director team next to him.

The director was also very helpless: "This is a stipulation in the contract. You haven't signed a contract with our variety show, so you can't keep up."

Wei Shuo gritted his teeth and said, "Okay...then I'll find a car myself!"

The director let out a long breath, and said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes."

Wei Shuo clicked his tongue when he heard this, and immediately dragged his luggage to rent a car.

"..." Shen Ci looked at his angry back, suspecting that he would see Wei Shuo get a Bentley or a Ferrari at the filming location later.

All the performers were gathered in this minibus and drove to their destination.

Shen Ci had read the information given by the program team before. What they needed to do was to open a homestay in a poor mountain village that had just opened a road, and by the way, cooperate with the poverty alleviation project issued by the local government.

Therefore, the living conditions faced may be more difficult.Shen Ci didn't take it seriously at first, but he was beaten up by life as soon as he was on the road.

As soon as the minibus climbed up the mountain road, it began to bump wildly. The road went straight up and down very steeply. It was simply a low-profile roller coaster.

Artists who are used to city life all turned pale from torture, Shen Ci couldn't even catch up on sleep, and almost vomited in the car.

"Break the contract now, is it still too late to lose money..." Shen Ci said weakly to the camera.

The director didn't answer him, and started to vomit wildly with his vomit bag open.

After finally surviving the devil's two-hour drive, Shen Ci almost kneeled on the ground when he got off the car.

Shao Jinhuan quickly supported him, although he didn't look much better, but he was still concerned: "Are you okay?"

Shen Ci was afraid to spit on him, so he hurriedly moved away: "It's okay, it's okay..."

Shao Jinhuan's hands froze, and Shen Ci suddenly realized that even if he was an "ordinary acquaintance", this kind of resistance was a bit hurtful, so he quickly added: "Thank you for helping me, I'm just afraid of throwing up on you—"

"Damn! This, this, this..."

A staff member behind him exclaimed, followed by rustling discussions.

Shen Ci raised his head subconsciously.

A large group of plainly dressed local residents stopped in front of them, all of them looked excited, and some even started to wipe tears happily.

A brand-new red banner was pulled over their heads: Warmly welcome the "Perfect B&B" program team to guide the development of the village's tourism industry!

All staff & actors: "???"

Shen Ci's legs went limp again, and he almost saluted the enthusiastic villagers.

***

The village head was extremely excited and enthusiastic, and he kept explaining during the process of leading the way, from the legendary origin of the village with Peach Blossom Spring to the number of chickens in the old Wang’s house at the head of the village, frantically hinting at what the director promised.

The director who was chatting with him had a big head. He just wanted to make a variety show to earn ratings. How could he be charged with such a great responsibility for poverty alleviation all at once? !

He could only fight with the village chief incessantly, and the village chief continued the bombing undaunted.

The village chief took them to different large courtyards, and they all seemed to be from better-off families in the village, so they had to borrow temporarily.

Shen Ci was assigned to a family in the village, so he hurried in with Brother Zhang to sit down and rest.

Only the hostess and the youngest son are at home.The hostess is an aunt in her 40s, so she straightforwardly asked Shen Ci to call her "Aunt Liu".

After Shen Ci took a sip of water: "Sister Liu, I have to trouble you for the past two days."

Sister Liu smiled in surprise: "What's the trouble! Isn't it just a matter of adding more chopsticks to the meal, you two can rest assured to live here with me."

Brother Zhang patted Shen Ci's head in satisfaction, took over what Sister Liu had said and continued to chat.

There was a faint sound of rumbling engines outside the house. After resting for a long time, Shen Ci had recovered and went out to look curiously.

A dilapidated tractor that was spewing diesel black smoke was driving in front of it. With the deafening sound of the "chug chug" engine, it was crazily jolting and approaching, looking very rebellious.

The swarthy villager uncle wearing a straw hat drove happily, behind him sat a well-dressed - Wei Shuo? !

Wei Shuo's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he was dressed in trendy clothes and brand-name bags, which were out of place in the tractor, as if he had directly picked up a certain Tu Xiuxiu and directly put it on the P, the style of painting was simply interdimensional.

The picture was so weird that Shen Ci couldn't bear it immediately, and almost spit milk from laughing.

Wei Shuo saw Shen Ci sharp-eyed, and quickly told the uncle to stop, and jumped down with his luggage.

"Shen Ci, laugh again!" Wei Shuo roared angrily.

Shen Ci squatted on the ground clutching his stomach, his face stiffened from laughing: "What about your productivity? Is that all?"

Wei Shuo wished he could poke Shen Ci's eyes blind, and tamper with and erase his memory by the way.

"What can I do, this place is too remote!"

"The road is difficult to get to, so no Didi is willing to run! I don't know the way to rent a car, and they don't dare to go on this road if they are not from the village."

"I wanted to take a bus and forget it, but this place has just opened a road, and there are no cars at all!"

"If it wasn't for this uncle passing by to save me...you wouldn't be able to see me today!"

Shen Ci expressed deep sympathy for Wei Shuo, continued to be crazy hahaha and at the same time sent it to the game's black group, and "tearful eyes" drifted across the group.

Ten tearful eyes, nine laughing, and one laughing wildly.

Wei Shuo was instantly possessed by Shen Bie, and was so angry that he was about to smoke.If it weren't for Shen Ci who was reluctant to move in front of him, he would have violently started beating people.

***

At noon, the three stayed at Sister Liu's house for lunch, and Sister Liu's husband also came back from farming.

Sister Liu cooked the food, and Shen Ci eagerly took a bite, but almost squirted it out.

Seeing that Brother Zhang and Wei Shuo ate calmly even though their faces were pale, Shen Ci endured and swallowed too.

Shen Ci poked Bangbang's unheated steamed bun again, a little hesitant, can this thing really be eaten?

Sister Liu came over with a few bowls of soup, and smiled brightly: "I heard from my partner, you southerners like to eat and drink soup! I specially made seaweed egg drop soup for you!"

A large bowl of soup was placed in front of Shen Ci. Shen Ci looked down, and there was a lot of laver and a lot of scrambled eggs in the bowl, soaked in clear soup.

Shen Ci: "..."

He picked up his chopsticks and even picked up a large group of seaweed, so there was a large pile of scrambled eggs left in the bowl to soak in the soup.

Shen Ci: "..."

He put down the seaweed, took a sip of the soup from the bowl, and smacked it carefully.

Well, it smells like boiled water.

After Sister Liu's husband took a big sip, he gave Sister Liu a thumbs-up and praised sincerely: "As expected, my wife's cooking is the best! What kind of shabby restaurants are there outside!"

Sister Liu pretended to be angry and said coquettishly: "What are you talking about! You can't stop your mouth after eating!"

Her husband smiled honestly, lowered his head and began to scramble the rice, for fear that the guests would steal his portion.

"..." Shen Ci completely doubted life.

Anyway, he promises that he will never be picky about eating when he returns home...

***

In the afternoon, all the performers were dragged to the small building where they wanted to open a homestay, which was also the business they wanted to develop in this variety show.

There are four small three-story buildings in total, which may have been renovated in recent years and look very new.

Nearly [-] well-dressed people stood in front of the small building and set up a lot of cameras. They looked very tall, and the villagers who came came to watch like monkeys.

"Well, we wanted to build a hotel to develop tourism, but no one came." The village chief sighed in half-spoken Mandarin.

"Years ago, the county called us and told us that a TV station was coming, but I was so excited!" The village chief's eyes lit up, and he suddenly held the director's hand and began to feel grateful: "You must help us Village out of poverty!"

The director could only nod reluctantly: "We try our best..."

The rest of the time is the process of filming the participating stars to carefully inspect the hotel and propose a decoration plan.

Discussions and discussions are involved, and disagreements are unavoidable during the period. The cameras are set up in all directions, waiting to shoot exciting scenes that produce conflicts.

Shen Ci watched in silence and took notes in a small notebook, not daring to participate in the discussion.

There are a total of 6 resident guests who come to participate in this program, half men and half women.Besides Shao Jinhuan, there was another guest Shen Ci didn't want to meet——Jiang Shu.

If he joins the discussion... Shen Ci is afraid that Jiang Shu will make some inexplicable criticisms.

Shen Ci's practice of staying away from the center of the discussion seemed to please Jiang Shu. She didn't come to find fault, and was happily talking and laughing in the middle of the camera.

Shen Ci suddenly understood why she made it difficult for her to shoot an advertisement last time, probably because she stole her attention.

Also a poor man running around in Vanity Fair.

In the evening, Shen Ci went back to Sister Liu's house for dinner. This time, he was smart enough to eat at another house before going back, so as to avoid the pain of eating.

But when it was time to go to bed, Shen Ci had another difficulty.

Although the room was a bit small and old, it was clean and simple. The only thing that made Shen Ci uncomfortable was that the bed was too hard...

Shen Ci glanced at the camera in the corner of the room, and complained helplessly: "I suspect that the program crew deliberately punished us."

In the WeChat chat group formed by the variety show, many people have the same problem.

Especially the three girls, who sighed and acted coquettishly in the group, but the staff had nothing to do, so they had to pretend to be dead.

Shen Ci replied in response, "Yes! I must be sore when I wake up tomorrow..."

As soon as he finished posting, Jiang Shu suddenly posted a selfie: "Sisters, I seem to have pimples on my face, what should I do?"

The beauty took a selfie, which immediately brought up the topic, and now many staff members also joined the ranks of swiping the screen.

The message Shen Ci sent before was upvoted alone, and the other two female artists replied a little, but they were also upvoted immediately.

Shen Ci felt a little embarrassed, so he locked the phone screen, stood by the bed and began to think hard, trying to solve the problem of getting out of bed too hard.

Or put the clothes on?Hey, I regret not bringing my own quilt.

There was a knock on the door, and Shen Ci opened it in some surprise.

The door opened, and Sister Liu smiled heartily at him: "Xiaoci, you have a friend who said he came to play with you, and I'll bring you something along the way! I'll bring him here!"

After she finished speaking, she moved away, revealing Shao Jinhuan standing silently behind her.

He lowered his head slightly and walked into the room, with several layers of quilts under his armpits, Shen Ci suddenly had a bad feeling.

Shao Jinhuan said indifferently: "I got some thick quilts for you, come here and spread them?"

Shen Ci: "..."

No need!