The Unemployed Demon Lord

He felt that Merlin used some kind of magical props to make himself unable to understand him, pretending to be profound, and scaring himself away.

"Ha! I see, you kid is trying to cheat me?"

"What?" Merlin's mind was full of question marks.

"Don't fucking talk nonsense, I've seen a lot of country bumpkins like you who cheat food and drink! The child has a bad cough, just give him a beating!"

The gold medal fighter started hitting continuously at a frequency of [-] punches per minute.

The fists mixed with low-level fighting spirit are full of power, and each punch brings a gust of wind, making people see many fist shadows.

"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola...!"

Chapter 16:

The shadow of the gold medalist punched overwhelmingly, with a hint of grudge, as if he wanted to kill Merlin with a fist as big as a sandbag. From the perspective of others, it looked a bit like Tianma Meteor Fist.

Merlin originally wanted to cooperate and said a series of "no scorpions", but thought it was too vulgar, so he happily changed his lines

"********...!"

Merlin really gave up one hand to the gold medalist, and let him try to die, but he was easily resolved by one hand.

The gold medalist became more and more frightened, thinking to himself what kind of magic item is this, a magic item that invalidates the continuous attack?

He had a faint feeling that something was wrong, although Merlin's body had no power fluctuations, but the strength seemed to be bottomless, and the calm appearance on his face was even more unpredictable.

The gold medal fighter didn't give up, he felt that if he couldn't even beat Villager A, he could hit the wall and die immediately, so he seemed to explode into a small universe, and his attacks became harder and harder, and the frequency of punches suddenly accelerated.

"That... I said it's useless, why don't you give up?" Merlin twisted his lips, feeling a little complicated. He has encountered many such idiots in the past year, and most of them are adventurers.

This group of adventurers will have an illusion in their hearts when they meet Merlin, and this illusion will change with time.

snort!I can kill garbage villagers in seconds!

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Fuck, there are two tricks!But it's still [-]-[-]!

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Nima!It's so fucking! ?

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I can't beat it, I can't beat it, mom, I want to go home!Beep!

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What is the purpose of my practice for so many years?I can't even beat a villager A, so is it necessary for me to exist?There is nothing to love in life...

Basically, those who fight against Merlin will have these illusions, and they will emerge one by one in a step-by-step manner. Among them, if they don't repent and restrain themselves, the grass on the grave will be more than three feet high.

The battle between the two was accompanied by gusts of wind, the dense and violent fists of the gold medal fighters, and Merlin's calm one-handed resolution. In a small restaurant, this scene was quite shocking.

The two uncles who watched the show for a long time are now dumbfounded, and the beer is spilled all over the floor without knowing it.

As for the owner of the restaurant, he had long been hiding under the counter and trembling, his mustache trembling as frequently as **.

He raised the plate to protect his head, afraid of accidentally hurting himself, and thought to himself, who the hell is this trash picker?It must be no ordinary person to be able to fight Dashi Johnson so easily!I don't want the meal money, okay?Please don't smash my shop, err...

The gold medalist has been fighting for a long time, and his strength is so close that he missed Meilin.

He was dazed, out of breath, sweating profusely like running tap water, and gushed out, thinking that he would try his best, but he couldn't even touch the ends of other people's hair. The difference in strength was outrageous!

"It's over? According to the turn-based gameplay, it should be my turn, right?" Merlin grinned without sweating, and asked tentatively, "I don't know if you have heard of a rising boxing?"

"Could it be... Sheng... Shenglong Fist?!" The gold medalist's expression became horrified, his legs trembling non-stop.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the answer is wrong, you idiot, let me popularize it for you, this punch is called..." Merlin shot up into the sky with an uppercut like lightning, hitting the gold medalist on the chin

"Gas consumption~follow!!"

(Anyone who has played Street Fighter will understand, Shenglong Quankong is called fuel-efficient heel)

Chapter 17:

The gold medal fighter lost consciousness instantly after being hit, passed out, his body escaped from gravity, flew upwards, and finally smashed through the ceiling and hung on it.

Merlin clapped his hands and sighed, thinking that he had solved a problem, now he can leave with peace of mind, right?

But his eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of the money bag on the gold medalist's waist, and his heart skipped a beat.

Since you fight with me, you are the enemy, so let me accept the money reluctantly~

Merlin ripped off the money bag of the gold medal fighter with ease, and looked at how many silver coins and copper coins there were in total.

"Tsk! Poor..."

Merlin curled his lips, he was so shameless that he was afraid, but he had the nerve to scold others for being poor? !

He took out two gold coins, glanced at the restaurant owner, and immediately scared the owner out of his wits.

Merlin looked at the purse he had just snatched, and couldn't help hesitating.

"Don't kill me! Don't kill me! The hero spares his life, we have to be reasonable in a harmonious society..."

"I don't have the quirk of killing innocent people indiscriminately." Merlin twisted his mouth, and threw two gold coins to the counter helplessly, "I'll pay for the meal, don't put a reward on me~"

The restaurant owner looked at the back of Merlin leaving, and then at the two dazzling gold coins on the counter, and couldn't help asking.

"Wait...wait a minute! Could it be that Your Excellency is the one in the legend..."

"Hmph! Have you been recognized yet? Sure enough, you are so handsome that you can't keep a low profile..." Merlin stopped, and flicked his blond hair at the door, showing that Rejoice is so confident, "Yes, I It is the legendary first hall demon..."

"Scotland's goofy boy!"

Merlin staggered and nearly fell flat, with disbelief written all over his face.

He wanted to talk about his well-known title of Demon King, but the restaurant owner preemptively said the nickname he was least willing to mention.

Nima, why is my title of "little boy" louder than the title of "devil king"?This is not scientific!

"You are the man in the legend who frequently cuckolded nobles and gentlemen in Scotland. You are a wild horse that no girl can control among thousands of flowers!" The guy finally couldn't get along in Scotland and came to harm Wales!?"

Although Merlin knew that his reputation was not very good, everyone in Scotland was worried that his wife had an affair with him, and even formed the Green Hat Rebel Army, but it was still very shameful to say such a thing.

Merlin was annoyed that he didn't do anything, just chatting would be treated as a bad guy, which is very bad!

By the way, Merlin's reputation among women is pretty good, and he is affectionately called "the late-night female close friend"

But Merlin didn't know this embarrassing title. If he knew, he might die of embarrassment and anger. He was just comforting the little sister, not a male publicist for the ladies to enjoy themselves!

Merlin's face was ugly, with black lines all over his forehead, he put his hand on the magic sword, and said coldly

"Shut up, f***dad."

"If you dare to say one more word, I can't help but draw my sword."

"This uncle is a lonely, arrogant, fierce, unparalleled wandering swordsman!"

"It's not a despicable, incompetent, lustful, goofy little boy!"

(╬~dish~)

Chapter 18:

Merlin left the restaurant sullenly, shook out the stolen money bag, and looked at it in the palm of his hand.

The two gold coins have already paid for the meal, and now there are only a few silver coins and some copper coins left.

Merlin looked at his ragged clothes and unkempt hairstyle, and finally touched his unshaven chin.

He decided to go to that Martha's tavern for an interview, find a part-time job and do it first, and earn some extra money for a few days.

Since you are going to an interview, you have to tidy yourself up. Being too sloppy will not only make a bad impression, but also the job will fail.

After making up his mind, Merlin went straight to look for barbershops, bathrooms, tailors...

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After a few hours passed.

Merlin shook his purse and found that it was empty again, but he finally took care of his messy self.

After soaking in the bath, getting a haircut, and shaving his beard, he immediately looked radiant. He deserves to be a Scottish boy who eats, drinks, and sleeps with all kinds of noble ladies.

This blond hair and handsome face are really eye-catching. It is estimated that no one will scream when you put on a wig and go to the women's bathhouse. They will treat him as a flat-chested girl, and then happily rub each other's backs in a harmonious atmosphere.

Especially the smirk hanging on the face at that moment, fully displaying the characteristics of the succubus, making the hearts of several big girls and young daughters-in-law in the distance beat wildly, and they all blushed. When did such a handsome man come to the village? man?

As for the tattered clothes on Merlin's body, they had already been thrown away.

He made up his mind to spend a lot of silver coins and sold new clothes and shoes.

A white shirt with a brown vest, and awesome short boots on his feet.

Sure enough, people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, and Merlin suddenly became a small landlord.

However, as for the workmanship of the other world, Merlin didn't want to mention it. Compared with modern craftsmanship, there is still a gap. For example, the short boots on the feet will definitely hurt after wearing for a long time.

Fortunately, Merlin worked as a male publicist in the upper class, and saw that the nobles had good food and clothing. This is the evil capitalism, and the class life is different.

The reason why Merlin is willing to use the money from betting on the horses to buy new clothes to tidy up himself is of course because he can't bear the reason that children can't be caught by wolves.

Judging from Mei Lin's experience in picking up girls, if the other party is a female boss, then the first impression is very important, but please don't make any sexual routines where I am different and disdain to go with the world.

This kind of routine can only catch the surprised attention of the female boss, but it cannot make her feel good. If she can be admitted, Mei Lin said that she can kneel down and learn the skills of picking up girls from level 0.

When dealing with a female boss, the first impression is very important. If you refresh yourself, then arouse her interest, and finally let her have a good impression, then the job will be guaranteed!

So Merlin is ready now, with the attitude of his gold-medal female psychological counselor, he will take down the female boss in minutes, and then retreat with a salary of a few months to find out if there is any strong guy in Wales for him to lift the curse.

Although Merlin has changed his whole body, the magic sword "Vientiane Galo" on his body still looks very low, like a black fire stick stuck in his waist.

Merlin is also very helpless about this, the only weapon he can use is this one, and it has a key role in extending his life, so he can use it badly if he doesn't use it, but he still moves the Taidao behind him, so don't interfere with his meeting with the female boss