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Chapter 83
"Xiao Taohua, I'm telling you clearly now that if you really are with me, your life afterwards will only be ordinary," said Lin Zaozao.
"Lin Zaozao, as long as I'm with you, I'll be happy in my heart," said Xiao Taohua as he walked over and took Lin Zaozao's hand with a smile.
"Is that so?"
Lin Zaozao grasped Xiao Taohua's hand and with a strong pull, dragged him towards the bed.
Since Xiao Taohua had insisted on marrying her, she might as well consummate with him to get a Level 5 Detoxification Pellet in exchange.
It was a win-win deal!
"Now that we're married, shouldn't we be consummating our marriage?" Lin Zaozao looked at Xiao Taohua with raised eyebrows and a lecherous smile.
"But Lin Zaozao, it's still early, the sun hasn't even set yet!"
"It doesn't matter, I don't mind. It's good that it's daylight, so I can see everything clearly."
After saying that, Lin Zaozao pushed Xiao Taohua onto the bed with force.
Damn that Xiao Taohua, he had pressed her head insisted on marrying her just now. She would not let him off if she didn't get back at him.
Lying on the bed, Xiao Taohua involuntarily took a deep breath when he felt the weight on his waist. He gathered all his inner energy to support his waist. Otherwise, he would definitely be crushed to death by Lin Zaozao.
Seeing Xiao Taohua looking nervous, Lin Zaozao deliberately batted her eyelids at him. But it didn't seem to have much effect, as she clearly saw Xiao Taohua's mouth twitch a few times.
"Xiao Taohua, xiaofulang, today is our consummation night. Ah! No... I mean..."
Lin Zaozao looked at the sun high up in the sky, not knowing what words to use to describe it.
"Lin Zaozao, we should call it broad daylight indecency!" said Xiao Taohua, holding onto Lin Zaozao's large belly tremblingly.
"Nonsense, broad daylight indecency is illegal. We just got married, so it's justified and reasonable. What indecency!"
After saying that, Lin Zaozao slapped away Xiao Taohua's hand on her belly. She reached out, intending to tear his clothes.
"Xiaopangzi, if you tear my clothes, I won't have anything else to change into. Why don't I take them off myself?" said Xiao Taohua shrinking back weakly.
"Fine! Take them off yourself then!" said Lin Zaozao sitting on Xiao Taohua's waist aggressively.
"Xiaopangzi, can you get off me first? I can't take off my clothes if you don't get up," said Xiao Taohua.
"Alright!"
Lin Zaozao generously got off Xiao Taohua's body and stood on the ground with her arms akimbo, her eyes fixed straight at Xiao Taohua undressing.
She looked exactly like a villain forcing a gentlewoman to disrobe against her will.
"Xiao Taohua, hurry up! What are you dawdling for?" urged Lin Zaozao.
Hearing Lin Zaozao's urging, Xiao Taohua looked at the few pairs of eyes behind the torn grass curtain.
At this moment, he almost vomited blood from anger.
Among all the women he had seen, none was as unrestrained as Lin Zaozao.
Pulling him into the bridal chamber in broad daylight with so many people around, it was as easy as eating and drinking to her.
But now that the bowstring had been drawn, he had no choice but to loose the arrow.
After all, it was him who had insisted on marrying Lin Zaozao first.
So Xiao Taohua slowly took off his top under Lin Zaozao's piercing gaze.
When Xiao Taohua's upper body was exposed to Lin Zaozao's sight, he felt that her eyeballs were almost sticking onto his body.
"Wow! I was too rushed the last time we consummated our marriage that I didn't notice you have quite a good figure! Look at that slender waist, those firm pectorals, so smooth and sturdy!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao swallowing saliva, Xiao Taohua felt that he probably wouldn't make it through today, let alone tonight.
His poor waist would not survive this!
"Lin Zaozao, can you turn your head away?"
"No way, we’re consummating our marriage. I should be looking at you!" said Lin Zaozao righteously.
"But I really can't disrobe with you staring at me!" shouted Xiao Taohua feebly.
"It doesn't matter if you can't disrobe, I can happily watch!"
After saying that, Lin Zaozao pounced onto the bed butt first. She reached out, intending to pull down Xiao Taohua's pants.
"Xiaopangzi, stop stop stop..." Xiao Taohua desperately held onto his pants.
"What stop? There's no stop midway in a consummation." Lin Zaozao kept tugging at Xiao Taohua's pants forcefully.
The sooner they consummate their marriage, the sooner she can get her hands on a Level 5 Detoxification Pellet.
So after a fierce tug-of-war, Xiao Taohua's pants finally fulfilled its mission of preserving his modesty. In Lin Zaozao and Xiao Taohua's hands, it became two pieces of rags.
"Xiao Taohua, your pants are so obedient. I didn't even need to do anything and they tore by themselves."
Lin Zaozao flung away the tattered pants in her hand. With a pounce, she threw herself at Xiao Taohua.
When Lin Zaozao’s weight pressed down on Xiao Taohua, his eyes rolled back and he directly fainted.
"Oh! Xiao Taohua, Xiao Taohua, you can't be pretending right! I was paying attention just now and didn't directly land on you. Hey! Xiao Taohua, Xiao Taohua..."
Seeing Xiao Taohua with his eyes closed, Lin Zaozao patted his cheeks doubtfully. After checking him, she realized that this bastard had really fainted.
"Damn! Xiao Taohua, you wimp! I overestimated you. At least I thought you could last three seconds, but the result? You fucking didn't even last one second before fainting."
Lin Zaozao looked at the fainted Xiao Taohua somewhat speechlessly. She felt like she was about to spit blood from anger.
With Lin Zaozao's furious shouts, the grass curtain behind her was torn down by someone outside.
The moment the grass curtain dropped onto the ground, Lin Zaozao saw several xiaofulangs stacked in a pile.
Thinking that Xiao Taohua was still naked, Lin Zaozao still had some conscience. She covered his bare body with the quilt to avoid exposing him to everyone.
Sitting at the bedside, Lin Zaozao turned around to look at the few people sprawling on the ground. She wanted to cross her legs, but sadly her legs were too fat. After trying unsuccessfully several times, Lin Zaozao decisively gave up on the idea of crossing her legs.
Since trying further would diminish her imposing manner, Lin Zaozao decided not to insist.
"My friends, were you admiring or envying while peeping at my consummation? If you were admiring, you might as well come straight in. What's the point of hiding outside? If you were envying, there is no need to. I, Lin Zaozao, am fair and just, willing to share my favor equally!"
Upon hearing Lin Zaozao's sarcasm, Ji Fantian pushed away Ruo Qiu who was lying on top of him. He quickly got to his feet, walked to the bedside, and placed his hand on Xiao Taohua's wrist.
"Xiaopangzi, I came in to take a medical look at him because I care, seeing that Xiao Taohua has fainted. As a doctor I have a parental heart."
"Oh? Parental heart as a doctor? So you came into my bridal chamber to practice medicine?"
Lin Zaozao glanced speechlessly at Ji Fantian who was pretending to be serious.
What a fake immortal! His act was quite convincing!
At least for people who didn't know him, they would definitely believe he was a benevolent doctor with compassion.
Moreover, wasn't he blind? What could he have seen while sprawling outside her door?
"Ji Fantian, Dr. Ji, how is Xiao Taohua now? Don't tell me he fainted from shock because of me!"
"No, his previous injuries were too serious to begin with. He could only appear fine because he has tremendous willpower.
He fainted just now also because he received too great a stimulus. Or to say, you were too rough when pressing him down just now, xiaopangzi!"
Listening to Ji Fantian's serious explanation, Lin Zaozao almost wanted to roll her eyes. Shameless brat, it would have been better if he hadn't explained at all!
Glancing back at the unconscious Xiao Taohua, Lin Zaozao heaved a long sigh.
Oh well, she still had to gain 400 jin in order to exchange for a Level 5 Detoxification Pellet. So now, she would commence her weight gain plan!
If Xiao Taohua hadn't fainted, she could have at least gotten one detox pellet if they had consummated their marriage.
What a pity, Xiao Taohua fainted unexpectedly. What a pity that her Level 5 Detoxification Pellet slipped away from her just like that.
After sighing, Lin Zaozao grabbed Xiao Taohua's hand and started transferring her illness. After the transfer was complete, Lin Zaozao looked back at her husband and gave them a "kind" smile.
First it was Ji Fantian, who was closest to her. Lin Zaozao reached out and started groping all over his body. After getting her fill, Lin Zaozao moved on to the next target.
Seeing Lin Zaozao's lewd behavior now, Murong Hai and Ruo Qiu instinctively wanted to exit the room, but were stopped in their tracks by Lin Zaozao's words.
"Whoever dares to leave, I'll go into the bridal chamber with them right now!"
Damn, she was lacking a Level 5 Detoxification Pellet right now!
Seeing that Murong Hai and the others didn't move, Lin Zaozao got up from the bedside and looked at her husbands again, groping them once more.
In just a moment, the neatly dressed Murong Hai and the others had their clothes pulled into disarray by Lin Zaozao. If someone who didn't know saw them, they wouldn't know what they had done in broad daylight!
Lin Zaozao completely ignored the black faces of Murong Hai and the others. Looking at the illness in her palm, she also knew that she could slowly start to gain weight.
Therefore, in the next second, the previously very lewd looking Lin Zaozao immediately drove all her husbands out the door.
[System, come here!]
[Host, what's the matter?]
[System, when I exchange my meat for Detoxification Pellets with you, remember to take the useless meat from my body, but don't take the useful meat!]
[Host, what do you mean?]
[I mean, even if you take 300 jin of meat from my body, with the remaining meat you still have to make me into a voluptuous beauty with curves, you can't make me flat as an airport or loose-skinned and ugly.]
[I'll do my best. But host, you'll need to exchange 20 drops of Level 2 Beauty Liquid.]
[Fine fine, when I've become a beauty, 20 less drops of Level 2 Beauty Liquid won't be of much use to me anyway.] Lin Zaozao readily agreed.
After speaking with the system, Lin Zaozao poured eight cups of water, dropping a drop of Marrow Washing Liquid into each, and poured one cup into Xiao Taohua's mouth. She carried the tray with the remaining cups out.
Looking at her standing husband and two younger brothers, Lin Zaozao sighed deeply. In less than two days, because of making them drink Marrow Washing Liquid, she would definitely become an obese 400 jin fatty.
When she suddenly gained and then lost weight, she didn't even know how to explain the changes in her body to Ji Fantian and the others.