Chapter 70
“Murong Hai, give me a hand, I can’t get up.”
Hearing Lin Zaozao’s pitiful voice, no one laughed at her this time.
Murong Hai walked over to Lin Zaozao’s side. He originally wanted to pick her up, but Lin Zaozao’s waist was just too thick and he couldn’t get his arms around her, so he could only half prop her up.
After steadying herself, Lin Zaozao looked at Xiao Taohua who was still half lying on the ground, and said to Ruo Qiu and Ye Yi:
“Ruo Qiu, Ye Yi, you two carry Xiao Taohua to my bed. Sleeping on the ground is too cold.”
“Lin Zaozao, Xiao Taohua is already like this now, I'm afraid he can't stand your torment. Why don't I take over instead!”
Hearing Ruo Qiu’s words, Lin Zaozao felt that the black lines on top of her head were about to turn into substance. What was Ruo Qiu thinking? With her current pathetic state, fat to the point she could barely walk, what could she possibly do to Xiao Taohua?
“Ruo Qiu, you usually look so proper, how is it that your brain is full of all kinds of acrobatic poses!”
“What poses?” Ruo Qiu asked in confusion.
“Ruo Qiu, at your age, haven't you ever seen erotic illustrations? No, I mean pornographic pictures. Haven't you learned a trick or two from the poses in them?"
Lin Zaozao’s blunt words instantly made Ruo Qiu’s face flush red. He glared up at Lin Zaozao, huffed angrily, and directly carried Xiao Taohua from the ground onto the bed.
As he passed by Lin Zaozao, she suddenly grabbed his wrist.
“Ruo Qiu darling, don’t go yet, wait for me for a bit.”
Lin Zaozao forcibly held on to Ruo Qiu's hand and started transferring his illnesses to herself.
What had happened to Xiao Taohua today told her that she could no longer allow the poison in Ruo Qiu and the others to continue deteriorating.
Otherwise, if they became critically ill someday, it would already be too late for her to regret it.
After Lin Zaozao retracted her hand, ready to transfer Ye Yi’s illnesses, he refused.
Since he couldn’t speak, he first gestured to Murong Hai, who spoke on his behalf.
“Fatty!”
“Call me beauty! Or wife! Murong Hai, calling me fatty again and again, my originally slender figure has been called fat because of you.”
“Lin Zaozao, don’t interrupt. Ye Yi wants to ask if helping us is harmful to your body. Like your big belly now, for example?”
“Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Whether it will harm me or not is my own choice.
But Murong Hai, since you’ve asked, to avoid trouble in the future, I’ll be perfectly clear.
I, Lin Zaozao, am a coward afraid of death. I’m not some self-sacrificing good person either. By relieving your illnesses for you, it’s a mutually beneficial situation for me and for you.”
After saying this, Lin Zaozao didn’t wait for Ye Yi to refuse either, and once again grabbed his hand to start transferring the illnesses from his body.
After feeling up her darling husband and two cheap younger brothers to her heart's content, Lin Zaozao was ready to go to sleep.
Day after day, the fat on her belly was pressing on her insides, making it difficult for her to breathe. But when she had just walked to the bedside, Ji Fantian called out to stop her.
“Fatty, you can’t sleep on the bed!”
“If I can’t sleep on the bed then where do I sleep, the floor? I’m not sleeping in your bed anyway, why do you care so much!”
After a tiring day, the impatient Lin Zaozao retorted.
“Fatty, your bed has just been fixed. I’m afraid if your butt sits on it, it’ll collapse again.”
Ji Fantian's words made Lin Zaozao stop in her tracks. She looked back at Xiao Taohua who had fallen into a stupor on the bed, and thought for a moment before obediently moving her bottom away from the bedside.
“Ji Fantian, if I can’t sleep here, then where do you want me to sleep?”
“Go sleep in my room. With your body fat like this, your breathing is too heavy now. I'm afraid you'll suffocate in your sleep halfway through the night and die suddenly. I should keep watch over you first!”
“A dog can't spit out ivory! I'm a kind and compassionate beauty, I will definitely live to a hundred years old.”
Walking to Ji Fantian's side, Lin Zaozao stuck her arm into Ji Fantian's embrace and said sarcastically,
“Little Ji Gonggong, support this deity to go sleep.”
Hearing Lin Zaozao's arrogant voice, Ji Fantian didn't support her, but instead grasped her wrist, secretly checking her pulse.
As he had guessed, the fat on Lin Zaozao's body was already severely compressing her internal organs.
He had to think of a way to prescribe some medicine to help the fatty slowly lose weight.
He had previously fed medicine to his master's pig to make it fat. Now prescribing some weight loss medicine for Lin Zaozao, as long as he did the opposite, the effect probably wouldn't go wrong.
Lin Zaozao didn't know what was going through Ji Fantian's mind as he silently grasped her wrist.
If she knew Ji Fantian was comparing her to a pig, she would surely be angered enough to take flight!
She just poked Ji Fantian's arm to signal him to start walking.
"Murong Hai, keep an eye on Xiao Taohua tonight, don't let him die."
"I understand! Ji Fantian, I'll leave the fatty to you, don't let anything happen to her."
"Nothing will happen to me! It's just a little fat, it's not like I'm about to die right now."
Lin Zaozao glared at Murong Hai, then proudly stuck out her chest, supported by Ji Fantian's arm as she walked towards his room.
It wasn't that she was being delicate, but the sudden accumulation of fat on her body made her lack strength and feel uncomfortable all over.
Lying on Ji Fantian's bed, Lin Zaozao closed her eyes and silently called upon the system.
[System, where is my level 2 Marrow Cleansing Potion and Beauty Potion? I need them now.]
[Okay host, please accept your rewards.]
After drinking the Marrow Cleansing Potion and Beauty Potion, Lin Zaozao immediately felt her belly become a little lighter.
After all, 3 drops of level 2 Beauty Potion could reduce 6 jin of fat! Losing those 6 jin of fat, Lin Zaozao felt her breathing become a little easier.
Although Ji Fantian couldn't see Lin Zaozao's changes, he sat beside her with his finger constantly on her pulse.
Feeling the changes under his fingertip, Ji Fantian's eyebrows slightly furrowed. He retracted his hand, listening to Lin Zaozao's somewhat heavy breathing.
"Fatty, I know you have secrets on your body. But fatty, this secret of yours, apart from us, you can no longer tell anyone else.
Now, you must come up with a reasonable identity to conceal the anomalies on your body."
"Ji Fantian, were you an abacus master in your past life? Your eyes are blind but your brain is still so quick!"
"Lin Zaozao, I may be blind but there's nothing wrong with my brain. The anomalies in your body, any doctor with a little skill could tell with one pulse reading."
"You don't need to worry about that. In other people's eyes right now, I'm a deity who can summon lightning and thunder. I can also use the deity's name to explain the anomalies in my body."
"Fatty, you can use this deity scam to fool ordinary commoners, but anyone with a bit of brains would know your deity act is fake.
As for the lightning you summoned today, even if I can't see how you did it, in the end it can't escape just being a trick. I've seen this kind of petty trick too many times before."
"Tsk! You guys are too shrewd. Then what do you suggest would be a better method?"
"I can't think of anything right now. Fatty, go to sleep first. Tomorrow, we'll arrange a reasonable identity for you to conceal the anomalies in your body."
After saying this, Ji Fantian reached under the bed and took out a sachet, hanging it on the bed frame. Smelling the scent from the sachet, in just a short while, Lin Zaozao had fallen into sleep.
Ji Fantian listened to the snoring sounds that rang out by his ear. This time, he didn't feel irritated listening to the snores.
All he felt was resignation.
As long as Lin Zaozao didn't lose weight, her snoring would not stop.
This kind of snoring caused by fat compressing the internal organs, a slight inattentiveness could cost the fatty her life.
After Lin Zaozao's breathing evened out, Ji Fantian finally exited the room. When he came out, Murong Hai and the others were already waiting outside his door.
"The fatty's fallen asleep again." Murong Hai peered inside and asked.
"Mm. She's asleep. Just now, it seems the fatty's body shrank a little again."
Ji Fantian's words made everyone's eyes flicker slightly.
Lin Zaozao, she was alone, not a balloon. How can a person's weight be called fat when you say fat, and thin when you say thin!
"Ji Fantian, can't you find out the anomalies in her body?" Ruo Qiu asked in puzzlement.
"I can't find it out. Zaozao's body is like a maze, I can't find anything at all.
What I can find out now is that her body is not afraid of ordinary poisons at all."
"But the biyu poison pearl of Xiao Taohua is not ordinary, is it?" Murong Hai said in a low voice.
"This, I don't understand either. In principle, after Zaozao took Xiao Taohua's biyu poison pearl, it would make the poison in her body worse.
But judging from her pulse just now, the poison in Zaozao's body has been reduced a lot.
In no more than two months, the poison in Zaozao's body will be completely cleaned up."
After speaking, Ji Fantian sighed slightly, and said to Gu Shan in a lifeless manner.
"Gu Shan, Zaozao wants the mansion next to her. Have you cleaned up the rats inside?"
"Cleaned up. I didn't take action before because I thought it was unnecessary. Now that Zaozao wants it, I certainly won't let anything hurt her."
"The rats have been cleaned up, I'm afraid the snakes on it are about to come out. I feel a storm is coming!" Murong Hai sighed.
"Let it come! We have to face it sooner or later."
Ji Fantian turned around and looked at Ye Yi with lifeless eyes.
"Ye Yi, I know the National Teacher owes you a favor. For all the help I've given you, I'd like you to do me a favor with this favor.
Ye Yi looked into Ji Fantian's eyes and nodded solemnly to him.
"Ye Yi, I want you to please ask the National Teacher to come down the mountain and take Zaozao on as a disciple on his own initiative. I don't require him to be able to teach Zaozao any knowledge, as long as he can acknowledge Zaozao as his disciple.
In the future, when the world is in turmoil, Zaozao can also be safe and sound under his influence."
Hearing Ji Fantian's words, everyone's eyes couldn't help but sink.
The National Teacher, what a figure he is, his power is far above the imperial family. Coupled with his grasp of the former imperial forces, how could he possibly agree to accept Zaozao as a disciple for a favor?
But now, this is still the best way. They have to try to know the result.
Murong Hai and the others took a look at Gu Shan, then looked at Ji Fantian, and finally looked at Ruo Qiu leaning against the wall.
For a while, they couldn't help but sigh.
This chubby girl Lin Zaozao, her skills are really great. The three most hard-hearted people were the first to be moved by her.