Chapter 6 - Salted fish and chamber pot
One night later, the gate of the courtyard was pushed open, revealing a slender orchid finger.
After the orchid finger appeared, it immediately retracted.
Immediately afterwards, Zeng Yu’s delicate face appeared at the door.
At this time, Zeng Yu’s complexion was cloudy and sunny, and his right hand firmly held the five fingers of his left hand to prevent the orchid fingers from appearing again.
After one practice, Zeng Yu miraculously practiced the upgraded version of the castrated sword technique to a great extent.
Now if he meets the one-eyed wolf king again, Zeng Yu can definitely crush it.
However, what makes Zengyu depressed is that since he has practiced an upgraded version of the **** swordsmanship, his left hand will always unconsciously compare the posture of the orchid finger.
This gesture made Zeng Yu wish he could chop off his left hand.
He is a real man, how can he compare such a silly gesture?
This had to be a sequelae caused by the upgraded version of the **** swordsmanship.
Zeng Yu decided that it would take some time to eliminate this sequelae, and she must not compare the hateful orchid to others.
In addition to the fact that Lanhua pointed out that this is not good, overall, the power of this castrated swordsmanship made Zeng Yu very satisfied.
Zeng Yu is confident that with this sword technique, he can completely crush most of the last six warriors, even the seventh warriors, and may not have the power of a battle.
This is where the superiority of the mysterious sword technique lies.
This swordsmanship is many times more powerful than those yellow-level swordsmanship and martial arts, so it can achieve leapfrog combat.
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Zeng Yu carried all his savings for the past year in his arms.
Twenty taels of silver, this is the silver he has finally accumulated.
Although Zeng Yu has practiced an upgraded version of the **** swordsmanship, he does not even have a decent iron sword in his hand.
Zeng Yu planned to go to the street stalls in the county seat to see if he could find a decent iron sword.
As Zeng Yu thought, he walked out of the house and walked along a dirt road towards the county seat.
There is a street stall in the county town. It is a street dedicated to selling low-level cultivation items. If you are lucky, you can find good things.
Zeng Yu came to a street stall, and went straight to a stall.
There, an old man with thinning hair and a wretched face was setting up a stall.
The old man sells a lot of things, there are all kinds of old books, low-end medicinal materials, all kinds of second-hand weapons, and even some strange antiques.
Zeng Yu is the stall owner’s old patron, and he is very familiar with this old man.
When the old man saw Zeng Yu coming, he immediately grinned, revealing a big yellow tooth that leaked.
“Fish, what do you want to buy today?
I have just received a few pictures of erotica painted by the masters of Southern Tang Dynasty. The beauty in the painting is just like a fairy!
How about it, do you want me to take it out and appreciate it? “
The old man didn’t forget his signature wretched smile, his mung bean eyes staring at Zeng Yu closely.
When Zeng Yu heard this, his expression was as usual. He was not embarrassed by ordinary teenagers hearing this kind of thing for the first time. Instead, he snorted coldly and said, “Who cares about your broken stuff? Don’t move the **** pictures, even those that move. I have seen a lot of **** pictures! You should leave those things for you to appreciate!”
Zeng Yu is full of confidence. As a good young man with five poisons in the 21st century, how can he not watch an action movie in a certain country?
Seeing Zeng Yu decisively, the old man’s mung bean eyes suddenly lit up, and he smiled evilly:
“I forgot. Last time you just bought the **** swordsmanship from the old man. I guess you don’t need those **** pictures now!
how about it? After practicing the castration sword technique, are there any major changes in your body except for the cut? “
The old man asked suddenly and gossiping, a pair of mung bean eyes swept over Zeng Yu’s body.
“Do you look at me like this, like someone who has practiced **** swordsmanship?”
Zeng Yu’s face stretched, and he asked righteously.
The old man swept up and down Zeng Yu with a pair of mung bean eyes, and finally set his gaze on the orchid finger that Zeng Yu’s left hand accidentally compared, and nodded solemnly: “Like! You look like a man who has practiced castration swordsmanship! Look at you. This figure, this white face, standing in the crowd, is definitely the damnest one! Both the East Factory and the West Factory need talents like you!”
The old man let out another wretched smile.
“You nasty old man! How dare to play with me! Believe it or not, I will tear down your stall now?”
Zeng Yu quickly put away Lanhua’s fingers and glared at the old man.
“Don’t don’t don’t, just kidding!”
The old man waved his hand quickly and begged for mercy.
After the two quarreled, Zeng Yu suddenly took out the castrated swordsmanship, and said: “This castrated swordsmanship, I should return it to you!”
The old man took the secret book and stared at him: “You really don’t plan to practice this secret book?”
“Cultivation you big-headed ghost! You bad old man is so bad, you always want me to cut off my children and grandchildren, right?”
Zeng Yu yelled angrily.
“A word, can you accept it?”
Old man: “Come on, I will accept it, but only at half the original price!”
Zeng Yu: “Why?”
Old man: “Depreciation, and you bought the secret book, read it! Sell it back to me at half price, and you won’t lose money!”
The old man laughed.
Zeng Yu glared at the old man as a profiteer, gritted his teeth and said, “If you are ruthless, you will pay half price.”
Then, throw the secret book on the stall.
The old man smiled, accepted the secret note, and threw a piece of silver to Zeng Yu.
Zeng Yu took the silver, glanced at the things on the floor, and asked, “What new products are there recently?”
The old man smiled wryly. He picked up a pot that looked very primitive and looked like a chamber pot, and a soft squat that looked like a marinated dried hairtail from the stall. He laughed and said: “Recently Here are two interesting things, I think they are suitable for you!”
Zeng Yu looked at these two things, raised his brows, glared at the old man, and said: “A chamber pot, a salted fish! Die old man, do you think I am not enough?”
The old man smiled mysteriously and said:
“You don’t know! These two are good things!
They come from the black market!
You know the place in the Black Market, that is, a Jedi, full of danger everywhere.
However, there are a lot of treasures inside. These two things were brought out from the black market by a post-five warrior who risked his life.
Think about it, where are ordinary things in the black market?
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Although the function of these two things is still unclear, you will definitely not lose if you buy them back!
If you want, twenty taels will be sold to you! “
However, Zeng Yu didn’t listen to the old man’s words. He just sneered and said, “Since these two things are so good, you should keep them for yourself!”
Just kidding, he accumulated nearly a year before finally accumulating twenty taels of silver.
It was originally intended to be used to buy an iron sword, but you can’t just be fooled away by this bad old man!
What’s the use of buying these two things?
One looks like a chamber pot. Although it looks simple and mysterious, it can’t hide the fact that it is a chamber pot.
Not to mention the salted fish, it looks a bit like the salted hairtail on earth.
The whole piece looks tattered, I don’t know what material it is made of, and I can’t eat it. What’s the use?
He is so poor now that he wants to break a piece of silver into two pieces, but he has no spare money to buy these two things that are useless at first glance.
So Zeng Yu never even considered buying these two useless things.
“Ding, the system has detected that there is a treasure that enhances the host’s strength within one meter nearby, please do your best to buy it!”
Just as Zeng Yu turned his eyes to other things on the stall, the system’s emotionless voice once again sounded in his mind.
“System, are you a treasure with enhanced strength on this booth? Where are they?”
Zeng Yu was taken aback, and immediately used his thoughts to communicate with the system in his mind.
“They are in the hands of the one in front.”
System Road.
“Huh? Are you the chamber pot and the salted fish?”
Zeng Yu opened his mouth wide and asked incredulously.
“Can you make a mistake? Those are two useless wastes!”
“Make no mistake, the system can scan all treasures that are helpful to the host within one meter!
The system can scan all the treasures that are helpful to the host’s cultivation technique, the success rate is 100%, and there has never been a mistake! “
The system said again.
“The chamber pot is a bit simpler in appearance, and the salted fish is a bit tougher, there is nothing special about it?”
Zeng Yu is still a little unbelieving authentic.
“These two treasures are not ordinary things, they need to be activated with essence and blood. The host must buy them, they are of great help to you now!”
The system specially reminded.
“Okay! Because you helped me upgrade the technique, I believe you once!”
Zeng Yu gritted his teeth and made a new decision instantly.
The communication between Zeng Yu and the system took a long time, but in fact it only happened between a few breaths.
Zeng Yu stood there, his face changed, sometimes surprised, sometimes puzzled, and sometimes painful.
Seeing that Zeng Yu’s face was uncertain, the old man thought that Zeng Yu hadn’t made up his mind to buy. Seeing that Zeng Yu had recovered, he quickly continued to introduce:
“Don’t look at this thing like a salted fish, it’s actually a belt!
When the fish tail is inserted into the fish mouth, the fish mouth will immediately bite the fish tail. The length can also be adjusted to tie pants, which is very convenient!
And this thing, don’t look like it looks like a chamber pot, it’s actually a kettle with good texture, it won’t break, and the mouth of the pot is covered with a lid, so it won’t leak! “
The stall owner gave Zeng Yu another demonstration, but saw that he had twisted it halfway, and he did not unscrew the lid, so he could only give up.
The stall owner sneered:
“This thing is very tight, and it is difficult to open it before you find the key.
If you are interested, buy it back and study it yourself!”
Zeng Yu deliberately curled his lips and said, “Take a salted fish as a belt and a chamber pot as a kettle? Heavy taste and low-level taste! Do you think I will buy these two boring things?”
When the stall owner heard the words, his face blushed, and he sneered:
“Although it is boring and zero, but at any rate they are from the black market. Even if they are not practical, they are good as antiques!
There are not many things that can be brought out of the black ruins, they actually have a lot of room for appreciation! If you want, the old man will be cheaper for you! “
Zeng Yu heard that, a gleam of light flashed across her black eyes, but a wicked smile of disdain appeared on her delicate face, and said, “There is room for appreciation of fart! It is a problem to eat these days. Who has the spare money to buy you? Antique?”
After a pause, Zeng Yu suddenly said:
“But I’ve been in bad luck recently. Mr. Xiang, I need to wear something with a darker attribute to fight poison with poison to catch the moldy smell on my body!
Your chamber pot and salted fish meet the requirements of Mr. Xiangmian.
For the sake of your old friends, I can buy these two things.
But I only carry two taels of silver on my body, and I have one tael left for other purposes.
So I can only give you one or two silvers. Whether you sell it or not is up to you! “
When the stall owner heard the words, his expression was bitter, he drooped his face, and said, “Only one or two silver? When the old man bought these two things, it took nearly two or two silver! You want the old man to bleed a lot!”
“Sell or not, just one sentence!”
Zeng Yu pretended to leave.
“Can you not be so ruthless? Give two taels of silver, and take the two things! The old man has lost his money this time! It was a waste of work!”
Zeng Yu accepts it as soon as he sees it, and nodded with satisfaction: “Okay! Two or two is two or two! But don’t pretend to be miserable, old man. You two things, except for my old patron, even if you keep them for a long time, No one will buy it! I’m helping you deal with the backlog, so that your funds can be turned over!”
Zeng Yu took out an ingot of silver from his arms!
The large silver ingots of five taels are very dazzling.
The silver was taken out, Zeng Yu’s hand was in the air, neither would it be taken back, nor would it be taken back.
Zeng Yu looked embarrassed. He was patronizing the bargain just now, and for a while forgot that he was carrying four ingots of silver on his body.
This time it was taken out, making myself a little bit unable to advance or retreat.
Seeing the murderous eyes of the stall owner, Zeng Yu could only sneer: “Of the five taels of silver, three or two are borrowed from others and cannot be used! So I can only give you two taels of silver! Old man, look. What is it? Hurry up and find money for me! I’m going back to cook!”
The old man of the stall gave Zeng Yu a bitter look, then threw two things and a couple of pieces of silver to Zeng Yu, and said indignantly, “You are cruel!”
Zeng Yu smiled, put the remaining three taels of silver into his arms, and tied the salted fish belt around his waist.
Don’t really, this salted fish belt is very convenient to use, just like a belt on the earth, it can be fastened with a light buckle, very easy to use.
Zeng Yu pinned the chamber pot to his waist, waved to the stall owner, and walked back proudly.
He is now anxious to study these two strange things, and he is not in the mood to leave the old man talking with the stall owner, and even the iron sword he has been thinking about is no longer anxious to buy.