Chapter 68
"Are you there? What are you doing?"
"I'm in Liyue"
"I miss you. Are you asleep?"
"Please don't be angry about what happened last time. I was wrong."
"Are you hungry? What do you want to eat? Are you thirsty? Do you want milk tea?"Do you want to eat fried dough sticks?
Ye Lan looked at the letter sent by her subordinates and felt speechless.
What kind of dog-licking quotes are these?
"Are you sure this is what the person from Lidao asked you to deliver? Not to your girlfriend?"
Ye Lan looked at his subordinates suspiciously. Although he advocated freedom of love, it was not so easy to let it go if the information was mixed up.
"Forehead……"
The male subordinate lowered his head, took out a letter from his arms, opened it and read it, then raised his head and shook his head.
"No mistake"
"Oh, let me see what's in your letter? Maybe you misunderstood the reply."
Ye Lan still felt that he was wrong.
"Lord Ye Lan, this letter is written by me, not a reply... I think your letter... should be read vertically……"
The subordinate said anxiously and hesitantly
"Read vertically?"Ye Lan looked at it.
"……"
"Big, sir……"
"Ah Wei...you have been following me for a long time……"
"Sir! I don’t want to understand, but it’s a rule to check this letter! I understood it in a second, but I can’t help it! I will never say anything nonsense! Please believe me this time! I just started a relationship, sir, Cuihua can’t live without me!"
"Why are you panicking?" Ye Lan punched him on the head."Since you know everything, I won't waste any more words. If I hear any rumors about this matter outside, I don't care who said it, you will be in big trouble!"
"Yes, yes, yes! Don't worry! Not only will I shut up, I will also help you supervise!"
"Stop talking nonsense and get out of here."
Ye Lan kicked him away
"Okay, I……"
"Wait, where did you meet him?"
"Li Boss? Oh, my neighbor's family died a few days ago, I went to the temple to help deliver some things, and I saw him in the temple. It's very lively now."
"The Hall of Rebirth...bustling?"
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"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun! When the moon comes out, I bask in the moon! Haha~birth, aging, sickness and death, everything in the world~yin and yang are orderly, but fate is unpredictable~~!"
……
"The first one is sick, the second one is looking, the third one is picking herbs, the fourth one is crying, the fifth one is dead, the sixth one is carrying, but the seventh one is saying, don't! Think! about! rebirth! Oh~!"
"Oh, yo? That's great."
……
""La la la la ~"
In the classroom courtyard of the Wangsheng Hall, a group of newcomers were sitting in a row. On the stage, Lidao had a speaker next to him, which was playing a very brainwashing song. Hu Tao, who was sitting on one side, had little stars in her eyes. She kept shaking Theresa's shoulders beside her, pointing at the stage and saying something.
On the other side, Zhongli looked at the water ripples in the teacup on the table, and looked at the Wangsheng Hall guests who were singing along in the courtyard... and sighed deeply.
The guests and the ceremonial attendants sat together, shaking their heads and having fun. It looked like a large-scale pyramid scheme, but everyone was very interested.
"La la la la ~"
"Oh oh oh!!! La la la la ~"
"Long live the master!"
"Do it again! Ouch!"
"Boss Li, please play it again! I haven't learned it yet!"
Seeing Li Dao turn off the speakers, the audience sighed.
"That’s it, no more than three times a day! Those who haven’t learned it three times, go to face the wall! Don’t you love your master anymore?!"
Lidao clapped the speaker, holding the microphone in one hand, jumped up, and pointed at Walnut next to him with one hand.
"I learned it! Master, I love you!"
"Get out of here! Who the hell asked you to confess?!" Li Dao threw his shoes over.
"beat him!"
"Got it! Go ahead, guys!"
"Damn!"
"Master! Master! Don't hit me! Don't hit me in the face!"
"You guys beat me up while you talk! I didn’t make up this song! Whether you can understand it or not, this is a song I heard from a pig who made it up! I just listened to it! To promote it!"
The people in the audience really didn’t understand. They only knew that there were weapon stigmata ups in Boss Li’s store, so this is... a pig up? That’s probably how it’s understood.
As for where this thing came from on the island... Did you think Kiana sang it? Ha! Short-sighted.
It was sung by Kiana!
Super real voice one-to-one restoration! The song was directly extracted from Yu Duchen’s memory! The sound was mixed by the almighty teacher Bronya!
Absolutely original!
"Oh, right! How about letting your hall master sing it himself? Seeing Hu Tao in the audience eager to try, Li Dao took the microphone and made a loud suggestion.
"Hall Master?"
"good!"
"Come on! Come on!"
"Aoao! Here comes a hall master!"
""Master, I love you! Oh, don't hit me in the face!"
Hu Tao looked at the enthusiastic employees and was very happy. This thing can be placed not only in the Wangsheng Hall!
"Okay!"
Hu Tao jumped up with a smile and ran to the stage in a few steps.
"Hu Tao, have you memorized the words?"
Li Dao took out a microphone and handed it to Hu Tao.
"Boss Li, how can you be so stupid? These words were all passed down from me, so do I need to remember them?"
Hu Tao hummed twice, turned the microphone, and raised it high.
"Let's go out and sing!"
So everyone enthusiastically carried their small stools and ran to the large open space outside the Wangsheng Hall.
"Ahem! Where's the soundtrack, boss?"
Hu Tao patted the speaker.
"coming!"
"Hey~ What can I do for you?"
"Hmm? Don't you know? The 77th head of Wangsheng Hall is me, Hu Tao!"
"Hehe~ The moon is out! Let’s go out too~"
……
When Ye Lan arrived here, the Hall of Rebirth had already become a concert venue.
And she, inexplicably, joined the audience.
All she could think of was:"Big Qiuqiu is sick, second Qiuqiu, look..."
Then she inexplicably followed the crowd and left.
After the Hall of Rebirth was over.
Li Dao was about to go find Zhongli, but was stopped by Hu Tao and Theresa.
"Boss, Theresa said she could lend me that speaker!"
Walnut smiled and blinked her plum blossom eyes, so cute.
"Theresa?" Lidao looked over.
"This... I didn't say!"
"Well, that's not what you said just now."Hu Walnut pretended to be dissatisfied and tickled Theresa.
"Hahaha, don’t, don’t tickle me, hahaha, I said it, I said it!"
"Hehehe!"
Walnut stopped, smiled and made a victory sign towards Lidao.
""Okay, okay, since my Theresa has asked, I will borrow it."
Lidao pulled Theresa to his side, tapped her head, and then agreed with a smile.
"It's just you……"
"Use it for publicity! Thank you, Boss Li!"
Hu Tao laughed and ran to the side of the speaker, dragging it away. Well, there are pulleys underneath. After
Hu Tao left, Li Dao looked at Theresa again.
"Like her so much?"
""Hmm." Theresa rubbed the place where she had just been hit,"Don't you think she looks a lot like Kiana from before? Although they are different in nature, they both laugh and joke every day and always look happy. Just looking at such a person will make you feel good."
"makes sense……"Lidao looked at Hutao's cheerful back and laughed,"Do you want to go play with her?"
"Hey? We still have things to discuss later.……"
"Go ahead, it's okay, I can talk to you by myself." Lidao smiled and pinched Theresa's cheek,"I don't mind you making friends in this world. If you need anything, take out the things in the system warehouse and give them as gifts. It's okay. Your happiness is the most important thing.
Just like the sound system thing just now, you don't need to ask me. Don't worry, relax a little more Theresa, it's okay, I'll take care of everything.""
"But in this way, you……"Theresa opened her mouth
"Don't worry, I'm a lazy dog. I've done a lot of lazy things. Go quickly, Hu Tao is almost gone."
Li Dao said proudly.
"Don't be so proud to say that you are a lazy dog, it's really...Okay, then you should be careful. If there is anything, please contact me or Ji Zi immediately."
"Don't worry, I hope you don't get abducted."
"I'm not a child! Hum, then I'm leaving?"
"Well, go ahead."
Lidao watched Theresa go away until her figure disappeared at the end of the street, and the smile on his face disappeared.
He calmly glanced at the sign of the Hall of Rebirth next to him and walked in silently.
"Old man, I'm here to negotiate terms!"