Chapter 30: what the hell
"I know you, the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau, or S.H.I.E.L.D. for short, right?"
Angelo looked at each other playfully.
Sure enough, a surprised expression appeared on Coulson's face.
"Mr. Angelo... We do call the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, but we have never had the name S.H.I.E.L.D." Coulson looked surprised, "but we have been thinking about one recently. Simple name, the name of the S.H.I.E.L.D. you mentioned, I will suggest it to the director."
Although Angelo was also surprised that the other party didn't call S.H.I.E.L.D. at this time, it didn't matter.
"It's not important, let's talk about it, what to do with this Ward agent? I hope you can give me an explanation that can explain it, Agent Coulson."
The expression on the good man's face was even more exciting, even more solemn.
He really didn't expect that the other party would not only know his organization, but also his name.
Although the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency is a secret organization, it is not a secret at the top level, and many people know it. The headquarters is also set up in Washington.
But you can know his name! This is a bit intriguing! Coulson is not too well known in S.H.I.E.L.D. now.
Could it be that the other party was waiting for him to come over?
Coulson's thoughts turned sharply, but his face remained silent.
"Mr. Angelo, although I don't know how you know about us, we came here with no ill intentions. This is a misunderstanding. We have always been committed to protecting the safety of the earth..." Coulson had a sincere smile on his face.
To be fair, if the other party is not from S.H.I.E.L.D., Angelo might become friends with the other party. Coulson's smile and charisma really make it easy to convince people to become friends.
Unfortunately, the other party is from S.H.I.E.L.D., as long as it is related to S.H.I.E.L.D., it means endless trouble.
Angelo interrupted the other party again, "Don't tell me, I'm not interested, I don't like your S.H.I.E.L.D., and your one-eyed dragon director. You'd better explain to me why you guys would use guns Pointing at a little girl? That's how you keep Earth safe?"
Rao is a little embarrassed because of Coulson's face. No matter what country, pointing a gun at a child is not an honorable thing.
Coulson slumped, but didn't give up, "Actually, Agent Ward doesn't have any ill intentions. If he offended you, I'll apologize for him, and I don't think you're blaming me, right? After all, this cute little girl pointed the gun at him first."
Angelo walked over, picked up the big gun in Little Gary's hand, opened the magazine and shook it twice, indicating that there was no bullet at all, and then returned the big gun to Little Gary and asked her to go back and hold it. .
"Look, there's nothing. It's just a collectible."
Coulson sighed silently, that's it, there is no last excuse, this kind of task is not suitable for an executioner like Ward to participate in!
"Then Mr. Angelo, how do you want to solve it?" Coulson didn't try to resist. Ward had not seen the video, but he had seen the surveillance video. The two of them together were not Angelo's opponents. "We are actually here to invite you to join the special team."
"I'm not interested in your special team, you don't need to introduce me," Angelo was silent for a while, "Losing money, and then you get out."
Angelo didn't have to think about it, the special team Coulson said was definitely the Avengers, and it must have been the other party who found out about his strangeness.
Angelo has never deliberately concealed his special features. He clearly has the ability to enjoy life well. Why should he live like a grandson because he hides his ability?
"Mr. Angelo, why don't you listen to us first? Our Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau is the last line of defense on the earth. We have been guarding against threats from the universe. Your ability..."
"I don't want to listen, lose money, and then get out, and I'm not interested in your special team! Do you need me to say it again?" Angelo said impatiently.
At this time, Tachibana also came over with his big **** swaying, and yelled fiercely at the two of them.
Coulson spread his hands helplessly, "I'm sorry, Mr. Angelo, we have no money. But if you are willing to join the special team, I will apply for a good salary for you."
Even so, Coulson did not give up.
Angelo drove Tachibana back and laughed angrily at Coulson's picture of a dead pig not afraid of being scalded by boiling water.
"Do you really think I don't dare to beat people?"
A long stick appeared in Angelo's hand, and he waved and summoned a bone wall to separate Little Gary from No. 1 and the others, preventing them from accidentally hurting them later.
Just when Angelo was about to make a move, there was a beating sound from outside the church door.
"Whoa! Whoa! What did I see? Happy, record this for me. I'm going to post it online, our taxpayers' money is going to be used against ourselves? Maybe I think I can give it to Congress Make some comments."
Stark, who was wearing a snarky suit, came in from the door. Followed by Happy and a helpless Pepper
A third-party force has appeared!
Coulson reluctantly pressed Ward's hand on the holster. If it was someone else, maybe S.H.I.E.L.D. could use violent means to bring the other party back, but Angelo couldn't. I don't know Angelo yet. What is the maximum range that can create an explosion, and the invulnerability of the opponent alone is enough to cause a headache.
In addition, although Stark doesn't know them, they know Tony Stark, the playboy. Tony Stark's father, Howard Stark, is not only the founder of Stark Industries, but also the Aegis One of the founders of the Bureau.
If they accidentally injure Tony Stark here today, there will be a terrifying storm in American politics tomorrow, and S.H.I.E.L.D. will be in a very unfavorable situation.
Even departments like the CIA and the FBI will fall to the ground, and they have taken too much blame for SHIELD.
They S.H.I.E.L.D. can't bear such pressure.
Seeing their actions, Stark glanced at Angelo proudly, and Angelo glared back at Stark angrily.
"Hey! Dude! What happened?" Stark spread his hands innocently. "If the department where these people are in is embarrassing you, I can help you solve it."
He originally thought that Angelo had been treated unfairly by some government department, which is not uncommon in the United States. He opened his mouth to relieve him, and it was convenient for him to wait for the things he wanted to talk to Angelo.
But looking at Angelo's expression now, it doesn't seem to be the same, especially seeing the bone wall rising out of nowhere in the church, Stark feels that the other party has more secrets.
Angelo didn't know why Stark came to find him, but now is not the time to care about this problem, so let's solve the SHIELD problem first.
"Stark, can you help me impeach the Homeland Strategic Defense Offensive and Logistics Support Agency in Congress?" Angelo put down his stick and turned to Stark.
"Wait, wait..." Stark was a little stunned. "It's okay to impeach them. I'm a big taxpayer! But what the **** is this name, so long?"
"The Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Bureau." Angelo ignored Coulson's helpless expression and continued.
"Okay, what to impeach them?" Stark smiled, impeaching a government department that he had never heard of was too simple for a top rich man like him.
This is America! You can really do whatever you want with money!
"Just impeach them for pretending to be the CIA and abusing law enforcement power!" Angelo smiled at Coulson, and continued to blame them on their heads. "And racial discrimination!"