The more they object, the more it means I did the right thing

 Chapter 206 Geniuses’ love brain battle (two in one)

 Two o'clock in the afternoon, Crow Lane.

The low wind howled through the streets, rustling the broken doors and windows of every house, and the sun couldn't shine into Crow Alley.

Only the cold wind and the shadow of dark clouds are always shrouded in this dilapidated alley, giving people a chilling feeling as if the rain is coming and the wind is filling the building.

“Bishop Merlin actually really likes you, but he is only alienating you because the world cannot tolerate it!”

Bishop Rada saw that these two people were swearing so solemnly that he couldn't help but be shocked, "Do you really mean what you said?"

 He now wore the appearance of a beautiful girl, frowning slightly, expressing doubts about the authenticity of these two people's words.

"Everything we said is true." Liszt and Arthur said with sacred faces. They definitely did not lie. They sincerely wanted to help His Majesty Merlin and Bishop Rada. "We personally found out from the Kingdom of Heaven. Top secret information."

 “No one else knows the news.”

 After saying that, the two people could not help but straighten their chests proudly, with triumphant smiles on their lips, claiming credit, "Even Brother Chaos Staircase doesn't know it yet!"

 When Radha saw the expressions of these two people, it didn't seem like they were lying.

It’s not that Rada trusts these two guys, it’s just that they don’t dare to lie to themselves because of their courage.

To be on the safe side, he used a secret identification technique from the Painful Esoteric Cult to analyze their souls with spiritual vision. He saw that the souls' emotions fluctuated steadily, and their heartbeats and pulses did not change. This shows that this statement is indeed true, and they have indeed made progress. to heaven.

Bishop Rada began to think about what the two said. In fact, when he carefully thought about what Merlin did today, he also felt strange.

If Merlin didn't have him in his heart, why would he deliberately alienate himself?

Even deliberately fought with myself for a whole year,

If Merlin doesn't have himself in his heart, why doesn't he find other esoteric demigods?

 The more I think about it, the more likely it becomes.

Bishop Rada is not a pedantic person. He has also studied this situation specially. Especially after reading several issues of "The Forbidden Love of the Cursed Child and the Maid Lady" in the past few days, he has initially become an expert in love.

 Academically, Merlin’s type is defined as ‘tsundere’.

As soon as he thought about this, Lada felt that his scalp was itching, and it was more likely that his head and hair were about to grow. His mentality, which had been calm and had seen through the world of mortals, became bald and restless, and the troubles that had been pulled out were faintly twitching. Signs of root growth.

"It's just that Merlin has a grudge in his heart now, so he pretended to be a woman to date him to hide it from others." Liszt suggested, "It's not too late to reveal it after a long time of falling in love."

Bishop Rada felt in his heart that Merlin was the key to the return of his flowing scarlet hair.

At this time, the bishop’s reserve was no longer at stake.

Bishop Rada quickly asked Arthur and Lister, "What should I do?"

 After all, Yangzi and Yue'er are both seniors in being women. At this time, they still have to ask their seniors for advice.

"Don't bring any weapons and equipment. It's better for girls to be ladylike." Liszt said calmly, and Arthur added, "It's best not to wear any clothes. This will show that you are sincere and take this date seriously. "

Hmm. Bishop Rada nodded. Although he didn't understand, he felt that what he said made sense.

"You can wear the Anle of the Holy Infant to cover your private parts. Ah, it is the most high-end luxury product in the imperial capital. It is used by noble girls." Liszt even did not forget to promote the product.

Bishop Radha is a famous person in Esoteric Buddhism.

 At that time, we will take dozens of photos to publicize the situation and let all the esoteric believers know that the famous Murderer, His Majesty Radha, also likes to wear diapers. With the celebrity effect, their orders will skyrocket, their tickets will make huge profits, and they will eventually completely open up the blue ocean market of the esoteric sect.

At that time, black and white will take all, and there will be no rival.

Liszt pushed up his glasses and smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth. Everything was under his control.

Bishop Rada felt that what Liszt said was reasonable. After all, this thing is expensive, and expensive things must be better.

He was satisfied in his heart and felt that these two people had made a contribution, so he boldly assured Liszt and Arthur, "If you two can really help me, I will be rewarded when the work is completed!"

Liszt and Arthur looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　iously.

“Hmph, love is war!” Liszt and Arthur both snorted and clapped their chests, “As long as you listen to us, you’ll win!”

 What they were waiting for was Bishop Rada's words.

As long as they succeed in bringing the two of them together and achieve such great achievements, not only will they be rewarded heavily by the Esoteric Cult, but after His Majesty Merlin hears about their great achievements tomorrow, the promised reward will also be much richer.

Merlin gained love, Bishop Radha also gained love, everyone won once, and it will be a win-win for them both!

For the happiness of all mankind, Lister and Arthur should fight to the end.

As long as they have the help of these two love geniuses, Bishop Rada will definitely be able to win this battle of love minds.

It's just a pity that Brother Ansu didn't get such a wonderful job. If Brother Ansu knew about it, he would definitely feel regretful. Liszt and Arthur couldn't help but sigh in their hearts.

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 Three o'clock in the afternoon. Lavender field.

　　The afternoon wind blew away the clouds on the horizon, and the sun smudged the scattered clouds, dyeing the sky into layers of pink and white. The deep purple lavender fields also swayed in the wind, causing ripples.

The wind is full of colorful clouds and the sea of ​​lavender flowers is an auspicious time to fall in love.

 “There will definitely be an expert on the other side to help!”

Ansu was shocked. From the invincible attire of Ms. Miejie, who was half-naked and wearing a diaper, Ansu could tell that the military advisor on the other side was of a high rank. They must be two imbeciles in love, and their level of defiance may not be as high as his own. Down.



"Ansu. How should I resist now?" Merlin's scalp was half numb when he saw Yan Mie's attire.

He was only imprisoned in the Kingdom of Heaven for a year. How could the world’s trends evolve to such an outrageous level?

It seems that I really can’t stay in the Kingdom of Heaven any longer.

 Otherwise, when you come out next time, you will become a primitive man.

"There's no rush." ​​Although the incident happened suddenly, Ansu remained serious and calm, "Let's play with them first. According to the general practice, the man should first compliment the woman's dress on a date. You can try to praise her a few times first. "

　　　　　Where?

 Looking back on the life of Dharma God Merlin, he has never encountered any setbacks or twists and turns, and he has never encountered so-called mountains.

Like the protagonist described in all story novels, he is a genius among geniuses. He can understand all magic at a glance and understand all knowledge at a glance. But today he finally encountered the first problem in his life.

Even if he could see through all the magic in the world, Merlin couldn't see through a woman.

Merlin Mian stared at the exhibitionist and perverted attire of Miejie. After looking up and down, he couldn't find any clothes that could be praised. He only saw that her lower body was wearing a diaper, and her upper body was wrapped in a layer of holy light. She was well-dressed. Simple and bold, he is the kind of pervert who would be arrested by the Holy See of Order and sent to a detention center if he appeared on the street.

  .Your, your,”

Merlin murmured for a long time before finally speaking, "Your diapers are breathable. They look really nice."

 “Hmph, you’re a disciple.”

Mie Mie snorted, her beautiful eyes were full of the aloof demeanor of a cold beauty. If her perverted dress could be ignored, Bishop Rada's transgendered body was truly unparalleled in beauty.

“You have a good sense. I’ve added a layer of velvet to this.”

 It’s a pity that it cannot be ignored.

"I heard you are right." In the distance, Liszt, who saw this scene through his magic eyes, proudly pushed up his glasses, with a confident smile on his lips, and said,

“Sure enough, as I said, no man can refuse a comfortable and considerate set of Holy Infant Comfort.”

 No man can say no to comfortable and breathable diapers.

Even Merlin is no exception.

This war was destined to win from the very beginning.

 ‘What to do next?’, Miujiu urged using magic transmission.

 “Listen to my command—”

Arthur showed a confident smile. As the heir of the Sun Family, a glorious young lion, and a warrior among warriors, he has done a lot of research on the courtship of creatures in nature, and has even made some achievements.

“In nature, male lions prefer to mate with strong female lions. At this time, you have to show your muscles to Merlin and use your strength to conquer him!”

understood.

The extinction thinks that Arthur is very reasonable. As the head of the Army of the Gorilla, she recognizes Arthur's conclusion. Nature is originally a strong one. Only the genes of the strong will be inherited.

At that moment, he shouted out of thin air, startling Merlin across from him. He didn't know what was going on with her.

 Mie Yan rolled up his non-existent sleeves and looked around. He saw that the surroundings were surrounded by fluttering flowers and plants, and there was no room for her display. He felt annoyed, but suddenly his eyes brightened and he found a hill not far away.

Jumping over directly, he thrust his white and frosty wrist into the ground, bulging his snow-white cheeks, muscle lines running on his arms, and shallow veins showing on his almost transparent white skin.

Miejie shouted angrily again. She was worthy of being a demigod-level warrior. She saw the mountains and rivers turned upside down in the dark sky, and layers of cracks spread out on the earth. She said "get up" and easily lifted the thousand-ton mountain. The hill was pulled out upside down!

　　It hit Merlin's face hard, smashing all the romantic lavender fields.

dusty.

 For a moment, everything was quiet.

ˆ “.”

 Anzu and Merlin fell into a deep silence.

It seems that the person opposite is not only a master of love, but also at least several floors high, and his rank is even higher than his own. Ansu fell into a deep silence.

“.” Merlin swallowed, looking at the big crater on the ground, he began to doubt his life.

 Now he finally understands why Ansu asked him to wear a helmet on a date, because dating can really affect one's life!

 What kind of humanoid female tyrannosaurus is this?

 If she is dressed like a female tyrannosaurus and her internal muscles are also that of a female tyrannosaurus, then she is a female tyrannosaurus!

Merlin stared at Mie Ming's face, but he saw that the skin was like gelatin, and the eyes were full of autumn water, which was beyond the world. He couldn't help but began to sigh, how could such a good face end up with such a master.

 Except for this face, this female tyrannosaurus has nothing good about her.

He stared dumbfounded at Extinction—after Extinction smashed the pit, she clapped her hands and tensed her biceps, showing Merlin her strong muscles for the purpose of animal courtship.

 “You are right to listen to me.” Arthur’s face was full of pride.

"Have you seen it? Bishop Merlin has been stunned. He has been impressed by your charm." Arthur began to take credit, with a bright smile on his lips, "I will definitely win it!"

Arthur and Lister have already begun to dream about the rewards after the achievement.

They all smiled and were waiting to ask Merlin for credit tomorrow.

His Majesty Merlin knows about the good deeds they have done, so he will not reward them severely. Brother Ansu will only be jealous of them, hehe.

This must be a good thing that Arthur and Liszt did!

Merlin's face darkened, he clenched his fists and gritted his teeth. It was the female tyrannosaurus introduced to him by the two children. She would definitely make the two children look good tomorrow.

"Mr. Merlin." Ms. Extinction showed off her strong muscles to Merlin affectionately, "It's already getting late, why don't we take a rest early."

It was indeed getting late at this time, the setting sun was slowly setting, the color of the sky changed from pink to blood red, and gradually became darker again, with twilight all around.

"What should I do?" Merlin was timid and sent a message to Ansu, "How about I just obey?"

　　This face looks pretty good anyway.

 He shouldn't be too bad.

 Sometimes it’s okay to be passive as a man.

The worst he could do was run away afterwards. Merlin was just born and had no objection to the behavior of a scumbag who ran away afterwards.

 Ansu's face turned dark.

 Can’t surrender!

 Fight me!

Although he also felt a little troublesome, it was because the thinking of the military counselor on the other side was too strange. Ansu considers himself to be a normal human male, so he cannot understand his opponent's views on aesthetics and mate selection.

 But when things have reached this point, Ansu has also been aroused by the player's desire to win. He cannot lose this war.

Since he lost on the frontal battlefield, Ansu had no choice but to resort to the last resort.

Just like a nuclear button on the battlefield, Ansu knew that once he used it, it would be a doomsday scene of landslides and earth-shattering. However, the opponent's strategist's courtship methods were so abstract that at this last moment, the only option was a nuclear explosion!

 You forced me to do this.

Transformation is a magic created by Merlin himself. He can see through it with his pure white eyes and make the goblins reveal their original shape.

　　It’s just that Merlin was afraid that the big lights in his eyes would scare people away, so he closed his eyes in advance before coming.

"Your Majesty Merlin, since you insist on this, then I will listen to you." Ansu raised an evil smile on his lips and began to guide Merlin calmly, "But it is getting darker now, and it is more difficult to walk in the wilderness at night. , you will look more gentlemanly if you turn on your headlights.”

Merlin felt that what Ansu said made sense.

Now that the sun has set, the wilderness has become extremely dark, and the path is winding. It is better to turn on the headlights. Merlin's eyes are filled with holy light, shining out and illuminating the surrounding area.

"Since Ms. Extinction is so elegant, I won't put it off." Merlin said in a gentlemanly manner.

Upon hearing this, Mie Mie showed a charming smile. Liszt and Arthur in the distance were also overjoyed and laughed wildly and happily.

 Sure enough, I won the bag!

 The three of them said in unison in their hearts.

—Until Merlin raised his head, his pure white eyes saw Ms. Mie Mie, with a graceful face and a graceful figure, who was making secret glances at him.

Merlin blinked.

Years from now, when faced with the Mystery of Pain, Bishop Merlin André will think back to the afternoon Anzu told him to turn on his headlights.

　　One hundred years later, Merlin would never forget the scene of **** he saw that afternoon.

 (End of this chapter)