The Lame Daoist Priest

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After a stalemate for half a minute, I calmed down and said: “Everyone, everyone is from the same village, but you don’t see your head when you look down. It’s not good for anyone to be too stiff. As for the problem of crushing your land, I will Compensation rules, but do n’t let the lion say anything. How about it? Do you disagree? If you agree, I ’ll take your arm immediately. “

Several people of the other party discussed it, and Zhao Erhu said, “Yes, but our medical expenses should also be included!”

“Hehe.” I was amused: “Uncle, you are arbitrarily going into a house with your arms. My name is legitimate defense. I haven’t managed your medical expenses yet. You have to take care of my medical expenses first.”

Zhao Erhu extended his thumb and said, “Yes! Your old Li family is so **** good! I Zhao Erhu admitted! Suppressed the land of our four families and lost 10,000 yuan, isn’t it too much?”

Aunt shouted at the top: “Bullshit! I didn’t even press you too much! Pay up to two thousand! Otherwise, my eldest nephew and you will have a good theory and theory!” , It seems terrible.

Instead of taking care of my aunt, I said to Zhao Erhu: “Yes, ten thousand is ten thousand! The rest of the money should be medical expenses, but first of all, this matter is in the end, if you hold it later When it comes to talking about things, I’m going to have a good theory with you, how about it? “

“OK!” Zhao Erhu answered simply.

I went upstairs and took out 10,000 yuan in cash and threw it to Zhao Erhu, saying: “Take a good inventory and see if there is any fake money.”

Then I came to the villagers whose joints I removed, and helped them reset the joints again. When I cured their joints, Zhao Erhu also completed the inventory and nodded and said, “There is no problem with the money, the number is correct.” He told me Thumbs up and said: “Your boy is good! Let’s go!”

Zhao Erhu took those people out.

I closed the door and rubbed my left shoulder gently against the door. It was hit by a villager with a hammer. It seemed to hurt my bones. It hurt. The father and others hurried down. The most surprised one was the father. Mother, they never knew I had such a good skill, but the mother was too late to ask, but asked with concern: “Son, where did it hurt? Let mother see!”

The uncle praised: “Xiaolong is okay, there is still kung fu in my body. I used to watch ten hits in the movie before. I didn’t bother. I didn’t expect to see it in reality today. It’s amazing!

I comforted my mother and said, “Mom, don’t worry, it’s a minor injury, it doesn’t bother you.”

Grandma praised: “Xiaolong, you are really good! When you were a kid, I thought you would spend your life in the countryside. I didn’t expect that nowadays, not only have you become a rich man, but even your skills are so good. . Good, good, the descendants of the old Li family are better than one. “

……………………

then. . .

I became famous among my relatives, spreading more and more, and later even the dragon’s eighteen palms came out, and I was sweating.

The elder cousin haunted me all day and said that she wanted to learn kung fu with me and annoyed me. I exposed the lead on my arm and said, “If you can act like me, with a lead of 140 pounds I will teach you how to do it easily. “

My cousin was deflated, and she stopped talking about kung fu, but she looked at me differently, showing no pride in front of me.

The day before the Chinese New Year, I was chatting with my family. The phone suddenly rang. I took out the phone and saw it. It was a call from Xu Xiaoling: “Hey, Xiaolong, is it convenient for you to speak now? My dad has something to tell you.”

Master Xu? Did you find that I have nothing to do with Yuyuge? I looked dignified, and while walking outside, I said, “Convenient, what’s the matter, let’s talk.”

The voice of Xu Family Master sounded: “Bruce Xiaolong?”

“it’s me.”

“Huh.” Xu Family said in a low voice: “What do you mean to give Ning Rou’s ring?”

I let out a little sigh of relief, it turned out that it wasn’t a problem to find the Magic Rain Pavilion. but. . . What’s wrong with the ring? The ring is an antique at best, is it not necessary for the Xu family to be so surprised? Is the ring a very precious antique? So I asked ambiguously: “What do you want to ask? Ask directly.”

“What I want to ask is, is this space ring a gift from the Xu family?”

Space ring? ! !

Isn’t that something in the novel? Is it true that the Xu family’s major novels are more schizophrenic?

But when I thought about the old scammers who made something out of nothing, I hesitated. Does this kind of thing really exist? You must take the ring back and study it! So I smiled lightly and said, “When I get married, I will naturally prepare a gift for Xu’s family, and I can’t get a ring from each other. This ring was given to Xiao Lingjie to show me What she thinks about her. “

The space ring, something that even the Xu family owner moved, was worthless by what I said, and promised to send a better gift in the future, Xu Family Lord even said three ‘good’! Then asked me: “Xiaolong, when are you free, come to the Xu family to sit down.”

This attitude changes really fast! I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, forced to smile, and said almost: “Good uncle, I will definitely go if I have a chance!”

I chatted with Xu Xiaoling for a while, and hung up the phone. I was still thinking about what a space ring is. . .

After thinking for a long time, but thinking nothing, I could not help but sigh secretly. There are too many incredible things in this world, such as hidden energy. . .

Speaking of hidden energy, I have made great progress in the past three months. According to the notes of the old liar, hidden energy is divided into nine levels, and each level is divided into nine levels.

The strength of the junior hidden ability repairer is nine grades and nine paragraphs, and the most powerful is the first grade.

The old scammer ’s note reads: “If you can break through eighth level and reach nineth level of seventh level, you can fly in the sky.”

According to the old scammer’s notes, I should now be about nine thirds!

My arms can now be completely flamed, and I can throw out fireballs like an old liar, and I can also spray flames like a torch! ! The flame can reach as far as four meters! It’s just that this trick consumes a lot of hidden energy, and I can only last about 40 seconds.

And if it is normal to flame the arms, it can last for about 13 minutes.

It’s just that I haven’t had a chance to use hidden energy recently, so I don’t know how strong my hidden energy is.

then.

On the day of the Chinese New Year, I got up early in the morning to put on my couplets, set off firecrackers, and every day I went to a lantern.

After having breakfast, when I was drinking tea, I suddenly received a text message, took out my phone and read it, it was sent by a humble man: “I admit that I can’t use it all because I can only do one thing to you; I admit I can’t help myself because you have taken away my soul, Happy New Year! Hani ~ “

“Poof !!!” After reading the text message, I sprayed the tea!

I just wanted to call the cheap man and call him a few words, he sent another text message: “Sorry brother, the wrong person.”

I called the humble man directly and strongly condemned him. I pointed out: “The text message you sent to your girlfriend is too vulgar! Vulgar! I know?”

Hanging up the phone, I thought about it for a long time, and forwarded the information about the cheap man to Xu Xiaoling. . .

In short, I have been very happy this year, although I have n’t figured out why the daunting aunt would pay to rebuild the ancestral house. . .

On the fifth day of the Chinese New Year, we were all ready to leave. The aunt’s family went back by plane. Our family went back by train. The tickets were all bought. The van that sent us was still the van, but this time the cousin didn’t want to abandon the car. Send them to the airport first, and the big cousin said to me: “Xiaolong, I’ll be free to visit me later. I will take you out to play.”

“No problem! Aunt, uncle, cousin, goodbye.”

In fact, I originally booked airline tickets because there are direct flights to Qiling City, but my mother has a fear of heights and is firmly opposed to flying, so I ca n’t do it.

After returning home, I found that the bleeding sister was already waiting at home. I asked in surprise: “Sister, did I give you a month off? Why did you come back so early?”

“I want to ask you for a favor ~” said the elder sister eeriely.

“You say it.”

“I want to borrow 100,000 yuan.”

“Why?” I asked, “Although I shouldn’t ask, I’m still curious. Whoever you make money for every time? It’s okay to borrow 100,000 yuan. If you have any difficulties, you can say it. I will help. “

The bleeding elder sister was silent for a while, and finally revealed her life experience. . .

It turned out that the reason why the big sister’s stomach bleeds all the time was that when she gave birth to a child, she died of a major caesarean section. After her death, her husband found another woman to live with, and threw the child to the **** big sister’s family. , But the elder sister ’s father ’s family is also not rich, and the elder sister ’s father still has diabetes. Every year, it takes a lot of money to buy insulin alone. When the child reaches the age of kindergarten, the family is still delaying time and ca n’t pay the school fee The house is also broken. The elder sister said that she wanted to borrow some money to repair the house and let the children go to school by the way.

Poor parents in the world! It turns out that the bleeding sister’s home is so difficult! No wonder she made a lion’s mouth every time she acted. Although she gave her more than 10,000 yuan a while ago, she hasn’t done much in the last three months, and I haven’t given her any money, so she hasn’t spoken until now. I asked for help, and I immediately said, “OK! Sister, so, anyway, nothing has happened recently, I will help you build a house for Zhang Luo, and your child will go to school !!”

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