The Lame Daoist Priest

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I was speechless for a long time, and said: “In short, come over as soon as possible, well, that’s it.”

“Wait, big brother.” The cheap man stopped me: “There is one more thing, cousin Chen Nuo doesn’t study anymore. I want to take him on a trip to Dongning City to see the scenery of the countryside and learn how to raise pigs. . “

“Travel a fart! Do you really think I let you come here to play? It’s very dangerous here, and it will kill you! If you can’t bring anyone, you can come over immediately, otherwise you will be deducted from your salary!” Threatened.

Sure enough, as soon as he heard the three words of salary deduction, he didn’t dare to mention his cousin anymore, and promised to go to the train station immediately, and he would come over as fast as possible!

I’m still mumbling after hanging up the phone. What’s the matter, your cousin raising pigs has something to do with me. . . Just as I whispered, Xu Xiaoling came in with a bowl of Chinese medicine, and I quickly took it: “Thank you Xiaoling.”

“You’re welcome, look at you, like a mummy.” Xu Xiaoling made a joke.

Indeed, my entire upper body was covered with bandages, and there were wounds on my face, so I also had bandages on my face. Looking at Xu Xiaoling’s smiley face, I pretended to sigh and said, “Sister Xiaoling, the wound on my face may leave scars, and you won’t be able to soak a girl in the future, you are responsible.”

Xu Xiaoling said softly, “Okay, I’m in charge, come, take the medicine first …”

Therefore, although the hero saves the beauty is the old bridge section, but the so-called trick is not old, useful! Although I was injured this time, Xu Xiaoling’s affection for me was deeper, and it was almost to the point of not marrying me.

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Two days later, Dongning Railway Station.

In these two days, the water ghost did not come to revenge. I took the opportunity to draw a lot of spells, and the humble man arrived immediately. I came to pick him up.

It must be said that Zhang Zixuan’s gold sore medicine is so easy to use. In just two days, all my wounds have scabs, and according to him, the wounds will not leave scars.

Soon, I saw the ecstasy figure of a cheap man!

He wore a fan’s suit with a price of 38,000 and a 15% discount. He wore a small black leather bag under his arm. From time to time, he looked at the ‘Labor Soil’ watch, as if he was a successful person in a hurry, but the one below him The green big pants completely destroyed the image of his successful person.

The humble man came to me, looked at the bandage on my face, and said with a long heart: “Brother, I told you a long time ago, I do n’t read the yellow book, but you do n’t believe it. You see, now you are paralyzed?”

I was in a trough on the spot, who can look at Huang Shu’s face paralysis? But soon, the cheap man answered this question for me.

The cheap man said: “The cousin has the same symptoms as you. The **** films are more watched and often intermittent facial paralysis.”

I was speechless on the spot, the cousin of a humble man is really talented. . .

The cheap man looked around and whispered, “Brother, I will bring you a gift!”

“Why, what a gift? Such a mystery?” I asked him with a stammer because I was afraid he would pit me.

The mysterious male **** secretly took out two green hats from the small leather bag under his arm and asked, “Brother, do you know this?”

I was silent for more than ten seconds, and said in a hoarse voice: “The color is good …”

The cheap man put one of the bands on his head and said, “Brother, did you watch” Her Brothers “when you were a kid? There was a little boy named Crowder, his hat was green, and a letter K was printed on it. This hat is the same as him! After we put on this hat, both of us will be Bull B. In the future, you will be Haier brother, and I will be Haier brother! “Then, the humble man put another hat on my head.

I have completely petrified and forgot to stop the behavior of the mean man.

When I walked out of the train station, I tried to take off my hat several times, but I was stopped by a cheap man. The cheap man said, “Although green hat is not very nice, green has another meaning, that is, environmental protection! If it’s not mainstream, we can’t care about other people’s eyes! “

I was almost crying, tears twirling in my eyes and said: “Her brother, I beg you, you just need to protect the environment, just let me go!”

“Hello, don’t you like green? Well, next time I will give you a mask of” vomiting man “.”

Taking the cheap guy back to the board room, our two hats instantly caught everyone’s attention. What made me speechless was that Cheng Dong asked me where I bought the hat. He also wanted to buy one.

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The cheap guy is here, and sleeping at night is a problem again. My room is a double bed. Do we want the two big men to sleep together?

Xu Xiaoling joked: “Don’t you always say you want to squeeze? Someone squeezed you tonight.”

I cried with a sad face, “Sister Ling, the cheap man has a stinky foot, or you squeeze me, I am the wounded and deserve special treatment!”

“You are beautiful.” Xu Xiaoling said, don’t think about it.

In the end, I decided to give Xu Xiaoling and Doudou my house, and I went to their house with the cheap men and slept in bunk beds.

In recent days, Xu Xiaoling has taken medicine for me every day. After taking the medicine, I haven’t had a nosebleed.

In my conversation with Zhang Zixuan a few days ago, I already told him my guess, the wild mountains and wild mountains will not appear water ghosts for no reason, so I think that the stream seems to have problems, and the water ghosts are more problematic. As long as you catch the water ghost and ask some questions, you might get some useful news.

The injury is almost okay, and the cheap men are coming, so I decided to go to Xiaoxi tomorrow to see!

The old liar is right. The cheap man is really too talented in monasticism. Before I left, I taught him how to draw yang and yin signs. This article says that after he painted it dozens of times, he could It was 100% successful, and his black small bag actually contained more than 500 spells. My eyes almost didn’t fly out. . .

So, in addition to being a bit cheap, this B is still very powerful. .

the next day.

Me and the cheap man rode ‘Qiao Basket 1258’ to travel on the rugged mountain road, Qiao and I were very upset, Zhang Zixuan had wanted to send two bodyguards to help, but I refused because the bodyguard came not only can’t help Busy, but may help.

I know that Zhang Zixuan wanted to find the treasure of the “cultivator”, and he was afraid that I would swallow it, so before I left, I said to him like this: “Brother Zhang, rest assured, if you find something, I will notify you the first time. I left, and I had to come back to drink medicine at night. “

I mean, I have to come back to drink medicine at night, even if I find a grave, I have no time to explore it.

The humble man was wearing a green hat. He strongly suggested that I take it with me in the morning, but it was rejected by me. The color is too environmentally friendly, I ca n’t stand it!

Departing at five in the morning, we rode for about six hours before we arrived at the location where the water ghost was last found. I said, “Jiannan, I was caught here by the water ghost last time. You can see it by nature. Goblin, see if it is nearby? “

The cheap man looked around and said, “Brother, I found nothing but a few fish thorns.”

not here? Where will it go? I thought for a while and decided to lead it out.

The method is very simple, ghosts like yin qi, no matter how far away, they can sense the existence of yin qi, so as long as I make some yin qi, it will come out obediently.

I said to the cheap man: “Ignite ten Yin Runes and lead it out with Yin Qi!”

The cheap man promised, took out ten Yin Runes, and put on a poss that he thought was handsome.

‘嗤 ~~’ When the yin symbol burns, it will produce a strong yin qi. Ten flaming together will produce more yin qi.

After burning the Yin Rune, I waited for five or six minutes. The water ghost did not appear. I took 20 Yin Rune from my pocket and ignited them all!

This time it worked! In the third minute after the ignition, the water ghost appeared! The cheap man pointed to the upstream and said, “Come here! The water ghost is here!”

I quickly wiped the tears on my eyes. Sure enough, I saw the water ghost with a pointed monkey gill. After seeing me, it showed an angry look and snorted: “Baga ~”

“Japanese devil!” The mean man pointed at it.

I corrected it: “Not a Japanese ghost, but a Japanese ghost.”

I found out last time that this ghost looks a little strange, but I only realized it today that he is a Japanese ghost! But how could the Japanese become water ghosts here? It’s really puzzling. If you want to know the truth, you can only torture him and torture, and this guy is so wicked, maybe how many Chinese compatriots have been harmed.

But there is a stream here, and the place where there is water is its chassis. If you touch it hard, you and I will definitely not be able to do it, so on the way to here, I and the cheap man discussed various countermeasures. . .

Countermeasure one: radical method! Lead the other party out of Xiaoxi with words!

Whose language is the most lethal? This man is nothing but a cheap boy! Every word he said made people have the urge to vomit blood. If he used aggressive methods, he would definitely be able to irritate each other!

But for now, the countermeasures do not work, and the other party is actually a tm Japanese ghost. It is estimated that they do not understand Chinese.

But the cheap boy said the next thing, I was petrochemical on the spot!

“Ya, Yabi Butterfly ~~ Yidayi, Yidayi ~~” The cheap man tried to communicate with the other party in Japanese.

It’s too loud! Even the Japanese ghost was stunned for a moment. I hurriedly stopped the cheap man: “Counter one is useless! Use counter two!”

Otherwise, I’m afraid I haven’t evoked the Japanese ghost.

Countermeasure 2: Behind the attack method! Let the swan dance the swan dance in front, attracting the attention of the water ghost, I took the opportunity to go behind it and give it a fatal blow!

The cheap man nodded and agreed to use the second strategy!

I saw his hands stroking his chest, suffocating like blue, charmingly looking at the water ghost, and screamed: “Ouba ~~” Then he started the ecstasy swan dance! Pointing at the toes, arms raised high, revealing his long armpit hair! I almost spit it out without holding back, and quickly covered my mouth and looked at the direction of the water ghost.

Sure enough, the water ghost also froze! The visual impact of the cheap man is too strong! His battle value has exceeded 5! !

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