The Lame Daoist Priest

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Seeing everyone around me focused on my face, I coughed twice and said, “Jiannan, don’t joke with this security elder brother, let’s go in.”

After entering the house, we came to the ticket office according to the signs, and had not waited for me to speak. The cheap man sorted out his suit and pretended to look at his watch. A successful person said, “Miss, give us two Tickets to the Capital Railway Station, hurry up, we are in a hurry. “

I almost kicked him to death, to your grandmother capital train station! Can the plane enter the train station? dry!

The conductor said, “Sorry, sir, are you going to the capital airport?”

“Oh, yes, yes, just to get this ticket to the capital’s crematorium. I want to be quick, don’t be slow. Do you know? I’m in a hurry.”

Your sister in the crematorium! Quick machine your brother-in-law! I covered my face in pain, God! Why should I take a cheap man out? It’s so shameful, I won’t bring this wonderful flower out next time I die!

I calmed down my excitement, dragged the cheap man to the back, and then smiled at the conductor: “He was joking with you just now, we are going to buy two tickets to the Capital Airport.”

The conductor checked and said, “There is a flight at 7:40 tonight, and it is expected to arrive at Capital Airport at 9:30.”

“Just this one, two.”

“Sir, please show your ID.”

After we handed over the ID card, the ticket seller operated for a while, handed over two ID cards and two tickets and said, “Hello sir, a total of 3252 yuan.”

The cheap man shouted with open mouth: “So expensive? Are you robbing? The train sleeper is only more than two hundred dollars, let me count how many times the plane ticket is expensive.” Then, the cheap man took out Nokia Friend 1100, Transfer to the calculator function and count it.

With tears in my eyes, I almost did n’t kneel to the humble man and took a deep breath and said: “From now on, you are not allowed to speak, otherwise the airfare will be deducted from your salary, if you can keep quiet to the Capital Airport The ticket price is mine, OK? “

“O …” The cheap man just said the word O, immediately covered his mouth, nodded, as long as he did not deduct his salary, let the goods do anything.

I took out the bank card, swiped the card to buy tickets, and then followed the instructions to go to the security check, and then came to the waiting hall to find a place to sit down.

I also carried a black backpack this time when I went out, but the bag contained clothes, plus a few spells, a fan without yang, and of course, my elaborate body bracelet.

The cheap guy took his own ‘Nokie Friend 1100’ and texted, and this guy found a girlfriend. It was very strange. His girlfriend was a female employee in a haunted office building. Did not see that he still has talent in this regard.

I sat with my eyes closed to keep my head up, and I didn’t know how long after that I suddenly heard a voice coming from a distance: “Mr. Zhang Xiaolong.”

When I opened my eyes, I found that it was Su Jing, the boss of the strong woman and the cheap boyfriend I saw a few days ago. I didn’t expect that she would meet her at the airport.

She came over and said, “Mr. Zhang, I didn’t have time to thank you last time. Where are you going?”

“Go to the capital, how about Miss Su?”

“It’s a coincidence, I’m going to the capital too, it’s a 7:40 flight.”

I smiled: “We too!”

Next, under the leadership of Su Jing, we successfully boarded the plane without any ugliness.

The cheap man took the plane for the first time. When the plane took off, the girl was very excited and danced. The flight attendant came over and asked, “Hello, sir, can you be airsick?”

The cheap man pointed to his mouth, waved his hand, and then pinched his neck, made a squinting motion, indicating that he could not speak, otherwise he would be deducted from salary, in this case, his girlfriend would strangle him of.

The flight attendant obviously didn’t understand it, but when he saw the cheap man pinching his neck, he asked anxiously, “Sir, I’m sorry, I don’t understand what you want to say.”

I was sitting in the back playing the Plants vs. Zombies, and saw that the cheap guy was signing with the stewardess. I said it was broken. I was too careless! Even if you do n’t let the cheap guy talk, you ca n’t underestimate him. He ’s already cheap. Give him a little chance, and he will become the focus of the audience. .

The cheap man repeated his actions just now. The flight attendant was more anxious and asked, “Sir, are you a sheep insane?”

The mean man finally couldn’t help but also said: “You’re crazy?”

This b almost didn’t make the flight attendant mad, you tm obviously speak, and make a ** sign language? !

And I was worried that the mediocre man would take me when I was out of bed, so I had the foresight to slip into the toilet by urinary escape, and when the mediocre man found that he couldn’t find me, he extended the ‘magic claw’ to Su Jing. .

When I finally got to the Capital Airport, my footsteps were vain, my hair was messy, and my expression collapsed. I was completely ruined by a cheap man. This product was too tortured by people. Even Su Jing couldn’t keep calm. Some asked with some fear: “Mr. Zhang, where are you going? Someone came to pick me up today, why not take you for a ride?”

“No, please, Miss Su, go for it. I will make a call and someone will pick me up.”

After Su Jing left, I glared at the mean man fiercely, then took out my phone and called Xu Xiaoling. After a while, a familiar female voice came over: “Sorry, your call has been turned off, sorry …”

Shut down! Why did she turn off the phone, her cell phone would rarely turn off. It may be out of power, try another one later.

As a result, the two of us sat on a cold bench for a long time. We were so sleepy that we slapped our upper eyelids and knocked down the eyelids. .

The next day, at 12 noon, Xu Xiaoling’s phone was still off! Even if it is to charge the phone, it should be turned on now? This is not fun anymore, the big capital, want to find Xu Xiaoling is tantamount to finding a needle in a haystack, will she not have any trouble? She has been strange since she left three days ago.

No, I like Sister Xiaoling very much, and I must not let her do anything! After waiting another hour, Xu Xiaoling’s phone was still off.

After thinking again and again, I called Chen Haotian’s phone.

Chen Haotian quickly picked it up and asked straight away, “Xiaolong, what’s the matter?”

“Brother Chen, I do have things to ask for.” Then, I said Xu Xiaoling’s things briefly and hoped that he would help me check where Xu Xiaoling’s family lives.

Chen Haotian was silent for a while before saying: “Xu Xiaoling? Well, according to your description, you should be Xu Ningrou, the eldest daughter of the Xu family. Today is her 24th birthday. My sister went to participate and just left home. It is estimated that it will take a few hours to get to the Capital Airport, so let me call my sister and let her take you with you. “

So, the long wait started again. . .

Me and me waited from 1 noon to 4 in the afternoon, at this time I was sitting on the chair biting the crunchy intestines, and the mediocre also looked like a dead mother and drank the nutrition express, just in both of us When I was about to fall asleep, my phone finally rang! It was a strange number. After I answered it, a crisp female voice came: “Are you Zhang Xiaolong?”

“Yes.”

“Brother asked me to take you to the Xu’s house. That, where are you at the airport? I’ll send someone to pick you up.”

I hurriedly reported my position. After a while, a man in a black suit came and took us out of the airport and got on a ‘Faraxari’! And the cheap man started to be cheap again, begging me to take two pictures of him with my mobile phone, and go back to show off with his girlfriend. I really had no choice but to accept his wayward request.

This is a fleet of five cars. Our car is at the end. What other Lamborghini and Rolls Royce are in front? All in all are famous cars. In the middle is a pink car with a very sloppy shape. The appearance is a bit like a beetle, round, I have not seen the car logo, it is two English letters ‘TS’, but I know at a glance, the value of the Sao Bao car is definitely far more than the Ferrari we sit in, it is estimated to sit Inside is the Miss Chen family. . .

After taking more than 500 photos of the cheap man, Ya Sai said with satisfaction: “Well, almost, just take a few photos.”

I almost didn’t strangle him! If it were n’t for Laozi ’s phone that it ’s running out of memory, this one will continue to let me shoot!

The convoy slowly stopped at the gate of a large shopping mall. I asked the driver with some doubt: “Brother, are we here yet?”

“Not yet. Our lady is going to shop, so I will stop here a little bit.”

As a result, this ‘slight stay’ made me stay for more than two hours at once! It’s already seven o’clock in the evening! dry! It’s so late, have a Mao’s birthday? And Xu Xiaoling’s phone still couldn’t get through. It was really maddening. Just when I was about to explode, Miss Chen’s family finally came back surrounded by a group of bodyguards!

The convoy continued to drive for more than half an hour. It seemed to be driving into the wilderness. Many luxury cars were driving on this road. After a while, a sign was erected on the roadside: private territory, no idlers.

Moving on, I finally found a large yard in front, there are many beautiful buildings in the yard, all parked on both sides of the road are all luxury cars, all kinds of various, endless, and blinded the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes of blind men. Shouting for me to delete the photo just now and take a new one. He wants to take a picture next to each luxury car, making me feel an urge to vomit blood. Nima Zan came to the birthday party, or came Take pictures?

But will this really be Xiao Ling’s family? If it was n’t, it was so big that Chen Haotian did n’t make it clear at all, and let her younger sister bring me over.

I told the cheap guy that the contents are better than these cars, let’s go in and take photos.

So I followed the Miss Chen family behind me, and even invited me when I entered the gate! Fortunately, there was Miss Chen’s family, and said that we brought it from her.

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