NOVEL NEXT Chapter 73 - It's better to Get Trolled Together
Chapter 73: It’s better to Get Trolled Together
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
The fans uniformly produced a question mark.
Even the passers-by and netizens were also confused.
Even if one didn’t want to watch a romance stream, they were still quite interested!
The two of them were already there, both looking attractive. If they could hold hands and kiss a few times, wouldn’t it be so delectable to watch it like an idol drama?
…But, it would seem like pork meat was more delectable.
Quickly, everyone adjusted their emotions and anticipated the braised pork, pork hock, sweet and sour tenderloin and pork ribs that were about to come…
Some audience members also felt that they had been scammed. But thinking it was better to be trolled as a collective rather than be trolled alone, several mysterious clickbait comments began to appear on social media—
[ HD, meaty, lonely man and woman. Come soon if you please.]
[ The most tumultuous, emotional, and sadistic variety show in history. If you don’t watch, you’re not a good sister!]
[ I want both love and a career // The autobiographical history of a rich sister who rides waves and break thorns*]
[That man, he was amazed at the time, and the years have been kind to him. When she met him, she understood the phrase: Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss. But every once in a while you find someone who’s iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare*…]
Countless netizens who were idly surfing the webs were immediately captivated and happily entered the broadcast…
Five minutes later.
In the stream for “Two Under One Roof”, Shi Sui and Xiang Yi arrived at Little Rabbit Farm.
The wild boars were raised freely, so whoever wanted pork had to catch them themselves.
Xiang Yi observed the terrain and then began to seriously discuss pig-catching tactics with Shi Sui: “Senior, wait for me to go over here, you outflank the other side…”
The newly duped online users were confused on the spot.
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—[Got no f*cks to give /smile /smile]
—[F*ck… Omit the 50,000 cavern of swear words]
—[I came here for love and loneliness, but I’m out here f*cking watching them catch pigs?]
—[Meat = Wild boar meat?? Okay, I’m dirty, I was lusting for their bodies…]
After watching with relish for a few seconds, those who had been trolled returned to social media to forward the message.
[ Very realistic and interesting ]
[ I support, I support! This variety show is amazing! ]
[ Strongly recommended! Sisters, stick together. If you’re a sister, then watch this!]
Soon, more and more people were trolled into viewing the stream…
At the moment.
Xiang Yi tightened her shoelaces as a serious expression formed on her pale and small face. She light-footedly approached the little black pig they had chosen.
The pig was small, but it was round and plump. The quality of meat would certainly be delicious and savory.
Shi Sui cooperatively headed to the other side, completely void of the air of a big shot actor.
As Xiang Yi approached, the little black pig turned his head to look at her in alert and immediately ran off on his plump little legs.
Now is the time!
“Senior!” Xiang Yi cried out.
Shi Sui twisted his body and dashed in from the side. Their cooperation was seamless.
The live comments:
—[I can’t take it anymore, I’m laughing so hard I’m doing 360° flips on the spot with my right hand holding my left foot]
—[These two have such great variety show sense, they’re so funny even in real life. How can catching a pig give off such a sense of passion!]
—[Wake up! Shi Yingdi and the Vase are going to have their images ruined!! You guys are acting like bumbling village idiots!]
—[Let’s go! Once you catch the pig, lunch will be secured! The piggy is so cute, braised in soy sauce and sweet and sour sauce—it will be so delicious!!]
The little black pig that had been forced into a corner suddenly slipped through a gap into the cow barn next door. It was about to successfully escape, but Xiang Yi suddenly exploded with amazing power. She jumped over the railing with one hand and held down the pig, picking it up by its ears!
The young girl turned her head, her eyes shining like stars in the sky. Her smile appeared fresh and sweet.
“Senior, I caught it!”
Shi Sui quietly started in her direction and smiled softly as well.
*Translator’s Note: Sisters Who Make Waves is a popular variety show from 2019 featuring famous women over the age of 30, formatted like a girl group selection show. It features many BTS discussions about the contestants’ love life and career. Breaking thorns and overcoming obstacles is the parody mens version.
**A quote from the movie, Flipped