Chapter 84: A Real Man Is an Elephant
Holding this thick and long strange thing in his hand, Ye Dou was stunned.
Judge Long was stunned, the ghost messengers were stunned, and so was the Red Hall Master and Xu Kong opposite.
Even Comrade Corpse King, who was majestic and killing the Quartet, was stunned.
The whistling Qinglong Yanyue Knife in the corpse king's hand stopped abruptly and stopped abruptly in mid-air.
He turned his head, a pair of dead fish eyes full of black air, looked at the stick in Ye Dou's hand, and exhaled a burst of gray corpse air from his mouth.
Comrade Li Gang, no wonder you are called a three-legged general. This thing is too thick, a standard that humans can't meet. No wonder you dare to go up to the emperor's concubine. He is really a man.
Looking at the hard stick in his hand, Ye Dou couldn't help sighing.
This is not a human stick, it is a livestock stick at all, no wonder the other party is going to be divided by six horses, this thick and long stick is comparable to a human arm, this General Li Gang must not be an elephant.
Wait a minute, the emperor's beloved concubine must have been transformed by a female elephant, otherwise how could she bear it?
Ye Dou couldn't help but recall that he once saw a peerless warrior's magic weapon in a game called Legend, and the nickname of that magic weapon was Bang Bang.
Now seeing this stick as thick as an arm, he couldn't help but want to hit people with this stick, turn all these enemies in front of him into his own experience points, and then explode some small equipment.
After YY ended, he felt sick for no reason.
It seems that in this life, except for my own, I have never touched anyone else's. Unexpectedly, I will not be able to guarantee it at the end of the night, and I have encountered the second one, which is a mummy version of extra-large and extra-large.
ah!
My pure hands are defiled, and MY pure eyes are defiled.
And under the watchful eyes of everyone, holding this thing in your hand seems to be masturbating something.
The style of painting is too heavy!
Boy, give the old man the last third leg of the corpse king! Xu Kong waved the black ghost hand wrapped in black fire again, and grabbed Ye Dou.
you dare!
Judge Long thrust out the spear like a dragon, turned into a chill and hit the opponent's claws, and directly sent the opponent flying with his hands.
Whoosh!
The Red Hall Master who had been waiting for an opportunity over there waved his red water sleeves, and a ball of red sleeves stuck out like a red tongue, and shot at Ye Dou quickly.
Don't think about it!
Judge Long decisively turned the spear in his hand, and the white light on his body was shining brightly. The spear turned into a white rainbow and hit the red sleeve again, bursting out into a ball of red flame.
The red hall master's delicate body trembled slightly, Judge Long drew his gun back immediately, neither of them took advantage.
However, the corner of Judge Long's mouth overflowed with blood, and it seemed that the situation was not very good.
Protect this masked brother!
Judge Long glanced at Ye Dou, who was wearing a black scarf, and ordered directly.
A group of impermanent men and women immediately surrounded the colleague who was holding the key part of the corpse king, three layers inside and three layers outside, and all kinds of magic shields immediately formed a transparent wall emitting white light.
wipe!
Are you protecting, or are you surrounding?
Ye Dou originally wanted to throw the key parts of the corpse king to other colleagues, and then he took advantage of the chaos to run away. Now that he saw this situation, he knew that he could only hide in this unreliable turtle shell and wait, and wanted to run away. Can't run away.
Li Gang, if you want to get back your three legs, attack me and grab the things back. The Red Hall Master reminded in a cold voice.
Roar!
After the corpse king heard this, his whole body shook violently, his huge body moved again, and the rusty Qinglong Yanyue knife in his hand was chopped off like a dragon wagging its tail.
Judge Long bite the bullet and stepped forward, raised the spear in his hand and slapped the opponent hard.
Bang!
The spear collided with the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in an instant, and a dazzling spark burst out.
The corpse king's burly and incomparable body just swayed a little, but Judge Long stepped back five or six steps straight away, spurting a big mouthful of blood from his mouth.
Judge Dragon!
lead!
Old dragon!
Impermanence's eyes are about to split, until the judge may not last long.
It's okay, I can still fight!
Judge Long wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: Listen up to all impermanence, escort this masked brother out and ask him to hand over the corpse king's third leg to the other judges, and I will block them alone, understand? ?”
Judge Long, no, you will die.
Judge Long, we are willing to live and die with you.
No, we can't leave you behind.
A group of impermanent people were unwilling to live or die, and howled one after another.
The corpse king over there swung the heavy Qinglong Yanyue Saber in his hand again, and the momentum was terrifying.
But the group of impermanents still didn't have any intention of retreating. Many of them had tears in their eyes and gritted their teeth, probably trying to fight to the death.
please.
When did this turn into a drama of bitterness, you die if you want to, don't let me, a commoner who makes soy sauce, get into it.
Seeing the ferocity of the corpse king, Ye Dou stepped forward a few steps to the front, raised the stick in his hand high, and shouted loudly: Li Gang, the corpse king, obey the order!
People around looked at him one after another, not understanding why this masked colleague holding a strange weapon would suddenly look like he was about to transform with a sword in hand.
Is this trying to commit suicide?
Ye Dou continued to shout: Li Gang, do you want your third leg back?
Woo!
The Qinglong Yanyue Knife that struck with the posture of breaking the sky and breaking the earth, abruptly stopped the killing intent and stopped in mid-air.
Sure enough, this corpse king has intelligence and can understand human speech.
Ye Dou smiled: This thing is the most important symbol of a man, any man would be incomplete if lost, and you were a man among men in life, and you definitely don't want to be a eunuch after death, right?
The corpse king nodded after a few seconds.
That's right, let's make a deal.
Ye Dou talked carefully: In this way, if you kill the Red Hall Master and Xu Guishou, I will return your things to you and make you a completed man... er, a complete male corpse!
The corpse king shook his head, apparently disagreeing.
Disagree? To tell you the truth, I've been lucky recently, and I'm planning to date a girlfriend, but unfortunately I'm born with insufficient kidney water. I just want to eat something to make up for it. What would you like to eat?
Ye Dou opened his mouth and said loudly: Have you never heard of a saying? It's called eating the whip to make up for the whip. You should look good. If you are disobedient, I will eat your whip right now!
The ghost messengers were shocked when they heard this.
Judge Long and Xu Guishou were also shocked.
The delicate body of the red hall master who couldn't see clearly trembled slightly.
In the end, even the corpse king himself was shocked by the tiger's body.
This person in front of me is really heavy tasted, I have seen heavy tastes before, but I have never seen such heavy tastes.
Do you also eat human whips?
Or a millennium mummy-like human whip...
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Woke up and took a look, I was taken aback, thank you, Brother Jiabiao, for the huge reward of 15,000 book coins, Hao is just one word, number one on the fan list!