Chapter 68: Misguided
Su Mei pursed her lips: "No? Ye Xuan looks very handsome!"
Su Xiaoqiao said: "Sister, you don't know this hooligan. He is really terrifying. I have only heard of old cows eating tender grass. This is the first time I have seen tender cows gnawing old grass. How did he? Eat it? Does this have old macula?"
Su Mei wanted to tell Su Xiaoqiao.
I know everything about his body!
"Let's not be nosy. What kind of old aunts people like. That's his freedom, and you are not his girlfriend. Are you going to care about him? Xiao Qiao, you won't like him anymore?"
"I am!" Su Xiaoqiao curled his lips and said: "I just like a pig! I won't like him!"
Su Mei smiled and said nothing.
A fat man walked in a car behind, he said angrily: "Did you not have eyes when driving?"
Su Xiaoqiao was about to speak, Su Mei's eyes narrowed, and the fat man's eyes trembled.
He seemed to feel the sea of blood on the corpse mountain!
The hot summer seems to have turned into the twelfth lunar month of winter!
A cold sweat broke out on his forehead!
Su Meimei smiled: "Are you going to do it?"
The fat man is wide and fat, and he doesn't see good stubble at first sight.
The scene in his mind just now let him know that this is a ruthless person!
Definitely killed countless people!
He choked, "No, I didn't have eyes when I drove by myself, I'm sorry."
He turned around and left.
Su Xiaoqiao questioned: "Sister, this person was aggressive just now, I was about to apologize, why did he turn around and ran away? Why didn't he apply for insurance?"
Su Mei took off the makeup mirror, looked at her red lips and flaming face, and smiled: "Perhaps when people see us so beautiful, they feel embarrassed that our two beauties have lost demeanor."
Su Xiaoqiao thought for a while and said: "That's right! We are such a beautiful twin sister, he must be embarrassed."
Su Xiaoqiao was very happy.
But then she curled her lips and said: "Ye Xuan is really a ruthless emperor! The old aunt in her eighties won't let it go, I can only tell him, Niubi!"
At this moment, Ye Xuan walked into the Civil Affairs Bureau and sneezed.
Grandma turned her head and looked at Ye Xuan with a smile: "Is the air conditioner cold inside?"
Ye Xuan smiled and said, "It's okay."
Grandma wears a lot in winter, after all, old people are not too afraid of heat.
She immediately took off a coat and said: "Come on, put it on."
Xia Bing was speechless.
"Grandma, don't be nice to him!"
The grandmother's face sank and said, "This is my grandson-in-law. I'm not good to him, who is good to him? If he catches a cold, what if there is a problem with the children you give birth to? Now the body is the most important thing!"
Xia Bing: "..."
Coming to the front of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the registration officer looked at her grandma and said, "This old grandma, what business are you going to do?"
The grandmother smiled kindly and said, "My daughter, apply for a marriage certificate for my granddaughter and granddaughter-in-law. Here, this is the wedding candy that grandma brought to you."
With that said, she took out a lot of wedding candy from her pocket.
Mud horse!
Ye Xuan and Xia Bing were about to vomit blood.
Are you ready for the wedding candy?
Grandma's magical operation makes it a little difficult for them to adapt!
The registration staff hurriedly laughed and said, "Handsome guy, beautiful lady, congratulations on your early birth."
"Yes, you must have twin sons."
"I think the baby you gave birth must be so cute, because your genes are so good."
Ye Xuan was okay, Xia Bing couldn't wait to find a hole to drill down.
Next, register the identity information and take a photo.
Then the two walked out with a red book each.
Grandma snatched them from them, holding them in her hands, as if they were treasures, and said with great excitement: "My grandson-in-law finally got married."
Hearing this, several men nearby looked at Xia Bing again, and were about to cry.
Mother, do you worry about marrying such a beautiful beauty?
It's so hard to get married for Mao and them!
They emptied the family and married an ugly wife.
Xia Bing wanted to find a place to cry, but there was nowhere.
Grandma led the two out of the Civil Affairs Bureau.
Ye Xuan was also embarrassed: "Grandma, where are you going now?"
"Of course it's to celebrate! My old guys have all prepared their meals and take a ride home."
Xia Bing wondered: "Grandma, what old man?"
Grandma smiled and said, "Grandma arranged the old folks in our community early this morning. I gave them the keys and let them set up the wedding room for you and prepare them for delicious food."
Xia Bing was taken aback and said, "Grandma, they are all seventy and eighty years old. If there is a long and two shortcomings at home, how can I explain to others?"
"Bah, baah, on a happy day, speak auspicious words." Grandma smiled and said: "Don't worry, they are all tough, a dozen old ladies and old women."
The three of them took a taxi.
Ye Xuan sighed in his heart.
It seems that both he and Xia Bing were trapped by grandma early in the morning.
Both of them were walking according to her plan.
Hey, it's a mistake!
But Ye Xuan couldn't get angry when she saw her grandma's happy face.
After all, grandma has the kindness of nurturing Xia Bing, which is equivalent to Ye Xuan.
After a short while, he returned to the community.
I saw the words "囍" on the gates of the community.
When I walked to the door, I also posted the word 囍.
Even Xia Bing's violent temper blushed.
"Grandma, this, is this too fast?"
The grandmother said in a huff: "What's so fast? What era is this? People are married with children. You got married before you had children. It's already very late, okay? I was twitchy when I created opportunities for you before, no. If you know what shyness is, if men and women stay together, they know how to fight and quarrel, and they have to fight in bed for three hundred rounds!"
Ye Xuan: "..."
Xia Bing: "..."
He finally understood the true meaning of the idiom that people are old and good!
The door just opened.
"Oh oh oh."
I saw more than a dozen old ladies who kept spreading flowers and shouting.
"Happy wedding!"
"Birth early!"
"We grow old together!"
A group of old men and old ladies, it is not good to be happy.
Ye Xuan was speechless.
The marriage is so grand.
I'm just a group of old ladies and old men sprinkling flowers for Mao?
This is a bit...too shabby, right?
The two were led into the home by a group of elderly people.
The decoration inside is very festive, with balloons and various decorations, full of the atmosphere of the newlyweds.
And on the dining table, there was also a table full of hearty meals.
At this moment, a group of old people have drawn out the red envelopes.
"Come on, the young couple accept the red envelope."
"Hahaha, we have all heard the vows you said about marriage just now, and we will all witness it."
"I also recorded it."
I saw my grandma pull out the monitoring device from her body.
It turns out that people here have heard their conversation just now.
In Ye Xuan's heart, there were ten thousand horses running continuously, and he felt that it was wrong, so he changed to ten thousand lambs running!