The Fighting Dog of a Ruined Organization

“Irina-nim, I still can’t understand.”

After teaching Chun-sik the pleasure of being female and sending him away.

While Irina was smoking a cigarette to calm her excitement, Sebastian asked.

“If Irina-nim took action directly, you could easily get Woo Hyeon-woo, so why are you leaving it to Chun-sik? You even told Chun-sik not to touch Woo Hyeon-woo directly.”

Irina had clearly said she wanted to have Woo Hyeon-woo. But Irina doesn’t take action directly.

She even told Chun-sik not to touch him directly and leave it to Money Monster, so who could understand?

“Oh my? Did I say that? Not to touch him directly?”

“You definitely did. You sent Chun-sik away several times, imprinting it on him as if brainwashing him.”

“Hmm… Why, why did I do that?”

Irina scratched her head as if she couldn’t remember at all, then took a long drag on her cigarette and smiled.

“Ah! I don’t know. But how about we try to guess from now on?”

Cigarette smoke leaked from her mouth.

Like that cigarette smoke, Sebastian wanted to sigh too. Irina often did this.

She does something and then forgets about it. And then she starts guessing why she did it.

“First of all, the person called Irina Psychorman likes to enjoy things, right? It means forcibly taking something isn’t fun. It’s fun to make someone fall little by little, very little by little.”

“Certainly, Irina-nim is that kind of person.”

“So maybe telling Chun-sik not to touch him directly was because I came up with some plausible plan. But I can’t remember that plan. I wonder if I’ll be able to sleep like this?”

“You should sleep well. There’s a limit to how much dark circles can be covered with makeup.”

“Oh my, did I wear makeup? I thought I was a beautiful girl who didn’t need makeup.”

“That was your previous body, not this one. I’ve been serving you since your previous body, so I know well.”

“Aha! I change bodies so often that I really can’t tell~”

Irina Psychorman.

She has possessed so many bodies that it’s impossible to know how many times she’s changed. So her soul has worn down to the point of losing its essence. Only madness remains.

There’s no essence, but the madness doesn’t disappear. No, rather, as the essences of various bodies mix, the madness has grown enormous. The greed caused by madness sometimes makes her stupid, but it also makes her meticulous and vicious.

“So? What were we talking about?”

“We were talking about why you don’t forcibly take Woo Hyeon-woo.”

“Ah! About that. I remembered something.”

“What is it?”

“Carpe Diem is watching you everywhere… I sent this message three times.”

“Message?”

“Yes! At first, it was dubious, then it became chilling at the second, and by the third, it became a message that couldn’t help but be scary. I remember this now. I’m sure I was planning to torment him by linking this message with Eun-nara Psychor!”

“It’s Geum-nara Psycho.”

“Didn’t I say Geum-nara Psycho?”

“You said Eun-nara Psychor…”

“Oh my, am I not in my right mind right now? Or was I not in my right mind originally?”

Especially when Irina becomes even stranger than usual is when she experiences intense excitement and her brain is paralyzed by excessive dopamine.

At those times, Irina doesn’t possess any coolness. She forgets what time period she’s in, what she was doing, and sometimes even who she is.

The butler, Sebastian, exists for such times.

“Irina-nim, I think it’s about time you went to sleep.”

“Yes. I should sleep. But I can’t fall asleep because I loved Chun-sik too much.”

“Then I’ll have to put you to sleep.”

Sebastian said, taking out a syringe from his chest.

“May you sleep while enjoying another reality.”

* * *

“Wow! It’s the Red-eyed Mad Dog!”

After filling our stomachs with hearty soup, we arrived at Gold Sun Textile.

The reason for coming to Gold Sun Textile is simple. First of all, since it’s a textile factory, I thought they might know something about clothes.

I don’t expect Gold Sun Textile to make clothes directly, but at least they might know a company that can design luxurious clothes at a reasonable price?

After all, Eris is the boss, so shouldn’t there be at least one outfit made specifically for Eris?

But strangely, at the entrance of Gold Sun Textile, Eris picked up a rare Dual King card, the Red-eyed Mad Dog.

“I wonder who threw away the Red-eyed Mad Dog? It’s a really, really rare card!”

It’s sad to see the organization’s boss so happy over just a Dual King card, but well, if you’re happy Eris, that’s all that matters.

“In that sense, security guard? I’ve come to see the president.”

When the security guard saw me, his body twitched. Come to think of it, this security guard’s combat power was 80, and there aren’t many ordinary people close to 80.

Even among the Banana Men, only the guy called Mitsu was close to 80, so Gold Sun is using quite strong ordinary people as security guards. It means they’re not just for show.

“Ah, yes. I’ll inform the president…”

As the security guard was speaking, flinching as if the place where I hit him was still sore, the door suddenly opened and Gold Sun jumped out.

“Oh my, our President Woo has come~”

You’re the president, why are you calling me president?

I was dumbfounded, but since Gold Sun welcomed me so warmly, I nodded.

“Well, I’m not the president, but I’m here.”

“Huh? Was it really Gold Sun? The blonde tanned thug?”

Yu Jin-ri was shocked to see Gold Sun’s appearance.

“Ms. Yu Jin-ri, such words are rude.”

“Why is this rude? I just called a blonde tanned thug a blonde tanned thug?”

Shizu scolded Yu Jin-ri, but Yu Jin-ri stubbornly kept calling Gold Sun Gold Sun.

Honestly, Yu Jin-ri isn’t wrong. Can’t you call Gold Sun Gold Sun? It’s not like he’s Hong Gil-dong who can’t call his father father, what’s wrong with calling him that?

“Blonde tanned thug? What’s that?”

But our Gold Sun asked with innocent eyes. Isn’t that bastard’s tan not real? Is his skin really naturally like that?

“Never mind if you don’t know. Anyway, I want to find clothes for our young miss boss to wear, is there a company that can make them cheaply as a special service?”

“Young miss boss? Could that young girl be Casey Selenor?”

Eris, smiling innocently while holding the Red-eyed Mad Dog.

Seeing Eris like that, Gold Sun burst into laughter.

“Oh my! Our President Woo’s humor is very funny!”

What’s funny about it? Don’t hold your stomach laughing, you crazy bastard.

“The Casey Selenor I know was a man who, although he had no power, was dominated by swagger. He was quite a cool guy. He’s definitely not the type to be happy holding children’s toys.”

“Ah, right. I heard that. I’ve only heard stories.”

“No way… You’re not really joking?”

Gold Sun was shocked, and when I nodded, he closed his mouth. Then he glanced at me. Why are you looking at me like that?

“To think you joined the organization not because you admired the cool Casey, but because of a little girl like that… I’ll respect President Woo’s taste.”

“Shall we talk with our fists?”

You’re making me out to be a pervert.

“It’s not the time for idle joke-taking, so hurry up and tell me.”

If you don’t want to die, that is.

“Well, there’s no need to tell you. I can make the clothes for you myself.”

“Really?”

“Yes! Even though I look like this, I’m a recognized designer in the fashion world.”

It doesn’t suit you at all, you crazy bastard.

But I can’t question whether he’s crazy or not when he’s offering to make clothes directly. I have no choice but to accept it quietly.

“What can’t I do for President Woo, who has a heart as wide as the sky? Now, Miss Selenor? Shall we go do something fun together?”

“Something fun? Are we going to duel?”

“Well, dueling is fun. I like dueling too.”

“Ooh! Despite your appearance, you’re a duelist!”

“But I’ll show you something more fun than dueling. It’s a whole new world.”

“Something more fun than dueling?! There’s such a thing? I can’t believe it!”

“Once you experience it, you’ll know. You won’t be able to escape from it.”

“Okay! I’ll pretend to be fooled just this once and enjoy it!”

Why does this conversation seem so ominous? Is it because that bastard looks like Gold Sun?

“Mr. Hyeon-woo… Is it okay to let Eris go like that?”

“Why are you saying this now when you were talking about manners earlier?”

“Ms. Yu Jin-ri, but after hearing that conversation just now, I’ve changed my mind. Maybe you’re right.”

“Huhu, you recognize my genius. Of course, what I say is always right!”

“Stop talking nonsense. Ms. Shizu, calm down too. Even though he looks like that, that Gold Sun bastard is extremely diligent…”

“Kyahaha! It tickles! What are you doing now? Kyahahaha♥”

“S-see, Eris-nim is in danger now, right?”

“We need to know Miss Selenor’s body to get pleasure. Just wait a little bit, okay?”

“H-he’s saying he needs to know her body? Great discovery… As expected of Gold Sun…”

“No, he’s just taking measurements now. It’s all clearly visible, why are you acting like this?”

“That’s the unknown! Great discovery, great discovery! If it’s Gold Sun, he might send her on an express train to Hong Kong just by taking measurements!”

“Cut the crap. You’re making Ms. Shizu anxious by saying such things.”

“If the genius Yu Jin-ri is saying it, then the credibility…”

“Don’t believe the genius, please believe me.”

While listening to Yu Jin-ri and Shizu’s crazy nonsense, before I knew it, Gold Sun had finished making Eris’s clothes and brought them. As expected of a world without fundamentals, the production speed is fucking fast.

“I made an outer garment that can be worn anytime. Since Miss Selenor seemed to like capes, I specially made it long to give it a cape-like feel.”

Overall black with red borders, a stylish outer garment. Because it’s long enough to reach the legs, it also gives a cape-like impression.

It’s really cool? It’s quite boss-like clothing.

“This is the pleasure I wanted to show Miss Selenor. How is it?”

“It’s amazing, amazing! I’m wearing a cape! I feel like I’ve really become a boss!”

“Young miss boss, you’re already a boss.”

“Ah, right! I was, wasn’t I?”

Is it because she’s been bullied by me too much? Or is it because of her near-suicide experience? Eris was in a state with even less awareness of being a boss than when she was a regular at the PC room.

“Anyway! This outfit seems really amazing. It’s super cool!”

“When you’re this happy, you should say ‘Ukyowwwww I got the best outfit in the provincewwwww’.”

“What’s with that way of speaking? It’s really funny! Ukyowwwww I learned the latest trendy way of speakingwwwwww”

Gold Sun bastard, fuck, he was behaving well but suddenly went crazy. What are you teaching the kid?

Just thinking about Eris saying ukyo ukyo at every opportunity makes my head spin already. But I can’t get angry since he made the clothes, and since he’s really a good guy, I have no choice but to let it slide.

First, we need to infuse this outfit with fire resistance using the phoenix feather. It’s time to leave for the workshop.

“Thanks for making the clothes. I’ll change the 4-month installment plan to 3 months. Pay more for just two months.”

“R-really?! Sob sob, thank you President Woo. Thank you. I’ll never forget this kindness for the rest of my life.”

I don’t know why this is considered a kindness.

Still, it’s not bad to become friends with a diligent and sincere president. If Gold Sun thinks well of me, that’s a good thing.

So we left Gold Sun Textile and returned to the workshop, where an unbelievable thing happened.

“Ukyowwwww I got a super~rare card wwwww Two Red-eyed Mad Dogs, isn’t today’s luck crazywwwwww”

Eris danced excitedly while holding the Red-eyed Mad Dog.

Why, why? Is it just my imagination?

Seeing the ‘Red-eyed Mad Dog’ in the mailbox without even an envelope, I felt an inexplicable chill.

Because I felt like someone was watching me.

“Yu Jin-ri… Quickly make the staff and clothes. I have a bad feeling about this.”