Chapter 29: Kun is so big that it can’t be eaten in one bite!
"Old Ancestor, in the past two years, you pointed out that Mrs. Huazhu focused on personal clothing, and now it has begun to show results. A few days ago, the disciple went to Qianqiu Yuefu as a guest, and all the little fairies there couldn't put it down. ☞♦ ♦♦If this channel is Once Qianqiu Yuefu becomes famous, we can eat at least 20% of Yingyang Immortal Palace’s income..."
Outer house, meeting hall.
Most of the disciples and grandsons of Peach Blossom Pond have left, and only one beautiful cultivator is left to report her work in front of the ancestor.
Cui Yingying was wearing a dignified and elegant dark green ancestral dress. She was sitting at the main seat. On the small table in front of her, there were several mahogany trays, which were neatly placed with folded clothes and rolled stockings, colorful and colorful. .
This small, unattractive item seems inconsequential and should not be brought to the ancestor, but in fact it is not the case.
On the path of spiritual practice, magical instruments and robes have a very long service life. Slightly more expensive magical instruments can become immortal for thousands of years if the monks take care of them carefully. Even if they are no longer needed as their level rises, they will flow into the market and change hands again.
The quality is too good and the replacement rate is very low, which means these products are destined to have low sales and not make much money; the economic pillar of the sect must be supported by fast-in and fast-out consumables.
The small clothes and stockings on the tray have three elements: low cost, average quality, and rave reviews. As long as they are sold, they will be a gold mine.
The female cultivator knelt down in front of the case and introduced her to the ancestor so diligently. She wanted to win the approval of the ancestor during the 'face to the saint' and grant her funds to set up shop in several large markets in Huajunzhou. , specializing in this matter.
Cui Yingying looked solemn, her eyes lingered on the table, and she sighed softly:
"Today's monks, alas... I just want to let the flowers and candles loosen up, but this is too..."
Although Cui Yingying's clothes underneath her clothes were much sexier than what was on the table.
However, in front of his disciples and disciples, he still has to show his "old-fashioned" and mature appearance, so as not to lose the bearing of his elders.
The female cultivator knew that these things were too 'vulgar' and would not be appreciated by the old-school immortals, so she was a little nervous:
"The Cultivation Path is also advancing with the times. Nowadays, the Escape Towers extend in all directions, and many fairies like to perform dances with the moon in the water. The trend is indeed a bit 'unconventional'. However, when doing business in the Cultivation Path, disciples feel that they still have to follow the trend. , if we don’t do this business, others may take it..."
As the middle-aged female cultivator spoke, she picked up a black bra with peach blossom embroidery on it and presented it to Lord Peach Blossom:
"Ancestor, you can actually try this thing..."
Cui Yingying narrowed her eyes slightly, and the female cultivator quickly retracted her hand and said respectfully:
"It's a disciple who is being disrespectful. Please don't blame me, ancestor."
Cui Yingying was speechless in her heart. If she hadn't been an ancestor, she would have opened her clothes and said a few words:
I don’t have any eyesight, it’s so small, can I wear it?
And this jet-black rag, does it look like my garter stockings?
But Cui Yingying definitely didn't dare to do this. She shook her head slightly and said:
"Just do what you think. But these things are a bit tacky. Let's improve them. Well... Who do you think the audience for these objects is?"
The female cultivator was stunned for a moment: "These are women's clothes. The price is high and flashy. The audience is naturally the female cultivators in the sect."
Cui Yingying shook her head slightly: "Think about it carefully."
The female cultivator blinked her eyes, thought about it carefully, and thought:
"man?"
Cui Yingying acted like an expert who has seen through the world, and nodded in approval:
"Everything depends on the essence. It is the way of heaven for men and women to attract each other. It doesn't matter whether female cultivators like this kind of thing. Men like it. Women will naturally like it when they are praised and sought after. If women don't want to buy things, men will also save money to buy them. For Taoists to wear."
The female cultivator suddenly understood and said quickly:
"It's still the ancestor's advice, and the disciple has been taught. Well... the disciple's Taoist companion is a blockhead. I don't know what kind of clothes a normal man likes to wear on a woman?"
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So sexy...
Cui Yingying felt that it was not unreasonable for this disciple to be exiled to another continent as a shopkeeper. Even if she knew, could she talk to her disciples and grandchildren?
Cui Yingying took a breath and stared at the silly disciple without saying a word.
"..."
After the female cultivator was stunned for a moment, she suddenly realized that the ancestor had no Taoist companion, so how could he know about the man's weird habits.
"It's my disciple who made a mistake. Let me go back and figure it out for myself. Hmm... The newly opened shop specializes in selling these clothes. It must have a nice and loud sign. I am stupid and can't think of it. I wonder if my ancestor can..."
Cui Yingying was actually particularly interested in belly stockings. She thought about it and said:
"Let's call it 'Huaquan Hall'."
"Huaquan Hall..."
The female cultivator didn't understand the meaning, but the word "Huaquan" was indeed a suitable name for a woman's intimate clothing, so she nodded quickly and respectfully left.
Cui Yingying sat upright. After all the disciples had finished, she let out a long sigh of relief, slumped her shoulders, opened her arms again, and stretched hard:
"Uh~... I'm so exhausted..."
The force was so strong that it almost broke the overwhelmed clothes.
After putting her arms down, Cui Yingying picked up the wine gourd from under the table, opened the stopper and said "ton ton ton~" before getting up and running to the back house, looking for her beloved husband, who looked like he had just gotten off work, and ran hurriedly. Like a white-collar worker looking for a boyfriend.
After a busy day, it was already late at night, and the Thunder Bluff Market outside the residence was still brightly lit, and the faint aroma of grilled fish could still be smelled.
Cui Yingying silently ran to the Qi training room where Yutang was. The purpose, of course, was to encourage Tangtang to have an affair so that she could relax.
But when he came to the Qi training room, he found that the room was empty, without a single person.
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Cui Yingying frowned, feeling something was wrong - Yu Tang wouldn't be so disloyal as to go out and steal alone, right?
Wasn't she afraid of Lingye seeing him?
Cui Yingying realized something was wrong, and quickly passed through the hanging flower gate, came to the backyard, and took a look - Jiang Yi, Qingwan, and Guagua were not there, probably because they went to eat grilled fish, only Lingye's courtyard was still lit.
Cui Yingying cautiously came to the outside of Lingye's courtyard and looked around.
The sparse chirping of insects made the courtyard surrounded by flowers and plants more quiet. The bedroom was lit, but the concealing formation was deployed, so you don't have to think about what was going on inside.
Could it be that Yu Tang was also inside?
This woman is so reckless?
Thinking of "reckless", Cui Yingying suddenly felt that nothing was impossible, and her eyes became quite strange.
You know, according to Cui Yingying's estimation, it would take at least three months for Zuo Lingquan to come back before she could persuade him to put the master and apprentice side by side.
This was only the first night!
Cui Yingying half-believed and half-doubted, and wanted to get closer to take a look, but she was afraid that Yu Tang's perception was too strong and he would run away if he found something unusual.
In order to confirm her guess, Cui Yingying was willing to risk Lingye discovering that she and Zuo Lingquan had already had an affair. She rushed straight into the bedroom window from outside the courtyard wall.
Swoosh——
With the sound of breaking wind, Cui Yingying opened the window, fell into the bedroom, and quickly closed it.
And a hurried voice also appeared in her ears:
"Woo woo~~"
The woman's humming sound, but it stopped immediately and was replaced by two exclamations:
"Ah..."
"Sister Yingying? You..."
Cui Yingying's movements were smooth and she rushed to the front of the machine tool the moment she landed, and raised her hand to lift the curtain.
Swish——
The scene that caught my eye…it’s hard to describe!
Lingye, with fox ears, was lying on the pillow, with her big moon raised high, her forehead full of sweat, looking at her in astonishment.
Zuo Lingquan knelt behind Lingye, holding her slender waist with both hands, and stared wide-eyed.
Cui Yingying blinked, and her face turned red visibly.
Lingye was stunned. He thought Jiang Yi and Qingwan would come to check on him, but he never expected Cui Yingying to come, and use such a violent way to open the window.
Lingye didn’t have time to cover up, and froze directly at this moment.
Zuo Lingquan was also a little shocked, but fortunately it was his wife, so he didn’t panic too much. He smiled and said:
“Sister Yingying… eh? Where’s Yutang?”
Zuo Lingquan just went in and out twice, turned his head to check on Yutang who was lying next to him, but found that there was no one around him.
Lingye turned his head, his shocked expression turned into confusion, and he raised his hand to lift the thin quilt to look for her.
Cui Yingying was embarrassed and didn't know what to do. Seeing the reactions of the two, she realized something was wrong. Before she could ask, she was pushed and fell directly onto the bed, crashing into Zuo Lingquan's arms.
Bo~
I don't know why there was such a sound, but Cui Yingying felt that she was sitting on a not-so-flat place.
"Ah!"
Cui Yingying didn't have time to pay attention to these details. She quickly turned around and saw Shangguan Yutang, who was wearing a golden dragon scale dress, standing outside the tent with a Valkyrie posture that could not be disobeyed, looking at her coldly.
"Master?"
Shangguan Lingye was a little confused. He didn't understand why the master, who had just been overstimulated and fainted, suddenly put on his clothes and stood on the ground.
Cui Yingying blushed and stared at Shangguan Yutang, a little timid:
"Shangguan Yutang, you... don't mess around, your apprentice is here..."
Shangguan Yutang broke the bottom line and was no longer afraid. She leaned over and raised her hand, pressing Cui Yingying directly next to Lingye, with a calm look in her eyes:
"So what? You came here late at night, don't you just want to practice?"
Cui Yingying didn't dare to look at Zuo Lingquan and Lingye, and said angrily:
"Are you sick? Why don't you..."
"I have already practiced, if you don't believe me, ask Zuo Lingquan.
"You...?"
Cui Yingying didn't believe it at all, and turned to look at Zuo Lingquan next to her, but saw Zuo Lingquan nodding seriously:
"Yes, Sister Yingying, we are all family, relax. ”
“…”
Cui Yingying was a little shocked, but seeing that Lingye was not surprised at all and Yutang was not shy, why should she be nervous?
She had no master-disciple relationship with them.
Cui Yingying hesitated for a moment, but she was actually a little relaxed, muttering softly:
“You two, master and disciple, are really playing around…”
Shangguan Yutang had been very angry just now, and now it seemed that he was ready to vent all his anger on Yingying, his little sweetheart. He raised his hand and directly “ripped”, exploding Cui Yingying’s clothes.
The middle door opened, and the big ball popped out.
“Ah~!” Cui Yingying shuddered all over, and quickly hugged her chest: “Are you sick? Did you tear this? "
Shangguan Yutang grabbed Cui Yingying's wrist, pulled it apart, pressed it on the pillow, looked at Zuo Lingquan, and said 'treat everyone equally'.
Zuo Lingquan was flattered!
Shangguan Lingye saw Cui Yingying came to him for free and looked like she had been repaired, so he was no longer embarrassed. She lay beside him, raised her delicate hands and grasped the big ball, her movements were more skillful than Zuo Lingquan, and asked curiously:
"Senior Taohua, you are so good, when did your husband open your melon?"
Cui Yingying could accept being flirted with by Zuo Lingquan, but she couldn't stand being teased by Lingye and his apprentice.
Yutang grabbed her wrist and couldn't break free. Seeing Hongwei Capital being teased by Lingye, Cui Yingying could only say with anger and embarrassment:
"Zuo Lingquan~! Do you care about these two crazy women? I..."
As he spoke, his eyes were filled with tears, and he looked like he was about to cry again.
Zuo Lingquan still felt sorry for Sister Yingying. He hugged Lingye back and at the same time pulled Yutang to sit down beside the bed and said with a smile:
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble. If you want to bully me, I will bully you. What can you do to bully me?"
Cui Yingying quickly hugged Zuo Lingquan's neck, her eyes were ashamed, she pursed her lips and felt aggrieved, but her mouth was still firm:
"That's right. Shangguan Yutang, if you have the ability, come up. If you don't have the ability...if you don't have the ability, come here instead. We are practicing and you are bullying others by the side. Are you like this?"
Shangguan Yutang had suffered a serious crime just now. It took a lot of effort just to suppress the shame. He definitely didn't want to do it again.
Hearing Cui Yingying's words, Shangguan Yutang's heart moved - tell Jingxun to go to sleep, he will definitely annoy her again when he wakes up, and she has suffered enough anyway, so let Jingxun take over, just to have some peace and quiet tonight. Immoral things.
Thinking of this, Shangguan Yutang didn't speak anymore. After letting go of his hand and snorting lightly, a light appeared in his eyes, and then his expression began to change.
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Shangguan Lingye was a little confused and wanted to stop him, but it was too late!
But in an instant, Jingxun, who was woken up, appeared in the room.
As soon as Tang Jingxun opened her eyes, she found a dragon and two phoenixes hugging each other on the bed. The scene was unsightly.
"Hey~ you guys..."
After all, Jingxun had seen strong winds and waves. He was a little shocked, then he calmed down and looked at Lingye with a strange look in his eyes:
"Lingye, you...do you know about your master?"
Shangguan Lingye blinked his beautiful eyes: "I just found out, Jingxun, you've been hiding it from me for so many years..."
"I didn't hide it. Your master didn't let me tell you. You can't blame me for being unrighteous."
As if Tang Jingxuan had returned home, he sat directly on the bed and raised his hand to grab two handfuls of carp on Lingye's hollow flower:
"Your master's hands are so big, they feel like they have become smaller when you touch them..."
Cui Yingying was originally so shy that she was slightly startled when she saw Jing Xun's behavior - she had been living with Jing Xun, so she had gotten used to it, and she naturally regarded Jing Xun as one of her own.
With her own people as helpers and Yutang's absence, Cui Yingying's momentum naturally returned and her face darkened:
"Lingye, you just did something wrong and relied on your master to bully your elders, right?"
Tang Jingxuan leaned into Zuo Lingquan's arms and chatted: "She has been bullying people in the boudoir, but her mouth is just the one with the toughest mouth, and the rest of her body is very soft."
Cui Yingying was quite courageous. She opened her war-damaged black silk stockings and glanced at the pear blossoms with rain: "It's really tender. Yutang is not here. I am the biggest female cultivator of the Nine Sects. How dare a little black-haired girl dare to do this?"
Shangguan Lingye was bullied by the two men, and he felt that his master was a trap! She frowned and said:
"Jingxun, how long have we been together? How long has it been since she came in? You..."
"Aren't you a sister? A sister leads by example. Isn't it the right thing to teach a younger sister? Sister Yingying, I'll teach you how to serve Xiao Zuo. Come on, help me hold down her legs and shoulders..."
Cui Yingying felt that Jing Xun's words were connected together, which was not quite right. However, she had a good relationship with Jing Xun and was very close to Shangguan's master and apprentice Liang Zi. At that moment, she still raised her hand to hold Ling Ye down and hummed softly:
"No matter how old you are, I will watch you grow up, so you are so filial to your elders? Do you know that you are wrong?"
Shangguan Lingye didn't struggle and said "cut~" softly:
"My two sisters are serving me and Zuo Lingquan. I'm not happy enough. What do you think I'm wrong about? I wish I'd been tormented by you all night and you wouldn't even be able to take a sip of the soup."
"Are you still being stubborn? You will become the Dragon King later. I wonder if you will ask me to help you share your worries!"
"Master's physique is useless compared to mine. I can't tell who will become the Dragon King later~"
"..."
Jingxun understands the mother-in-law's "uselessness" very well, and it's hard to refute this.
…
Cui Yingying had a crazy master who was much smarter than Jiang Yi. Realizing that such bullying would only make Ling Ye feel happy, she immediately changed her strategy, took out the colorful rope, and tied Ling Ye into a tortoise shell:
"Jingxun, don't compete with her. Let's fix ours so that she can see and eat. Wouldn't it be more interesting?"
"That's right..."
Jingxun immediately changed his tactics, hugged Zuo Lingquan, and began to use Yutang's body to "make the mistake".
Shangguan Lingye was not afraid at all. After all, she knew Zuo Lingquan too well. She was bullied by Wu Huada. If Zuo Lingquan could resist bullying her, she would write her name upside down.
And the reality was just as Lingye expected.
Zuo Lingquan, who quietly worked as a tool to make a fortune, adhered to the concept of "a bowl of water is equal to the other". No matter how his wife fought, they would be equal to each other and would not take sides. They started to fight one against three.
The candlelight was dim, and ripples appeared again on the curtain.
The noisy soft words continued one after another, and then turned into different hums, and continued until the sun was high...
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The wind is beautiful and the sun is beautiful, and the city is filled with the smell of fish.
The central square where thousands of streets and markets in Thunder Bluff gather is crowded with people, and countless monks from all over the world gather here.
In the middle of the square, there are several towering flags with dragons and phoenixes dancing on them, and the words of famous people appreciating the delicious food are written on them.
In front of the banner, there is a giant copper frame made temporarily. It has a very domineering name, "Burning Heaven Cauldron", but it is actually a barbecue grill, used to cook ingredients that are impossible to cook with normal kitchen utensils.
At this time, a large fish like a small mountain was grilled on the grill. Its size was comparable to Xuan Ye in its animal form, but it was much thicker than Xuan Ye. It looked like an oversized tuna, and the figures surrounding it were as small as rice grains.
Kun fish comes from the North Sea, and there are many types, but most of them don't have the capital to transform into dragons. Their only advantages are that they are large in size, delicious, and have low cultivation value.
The excessive size and long distance make transportation costs extremely high, and it is basically a loss-making business. No one is specifically hunting for this thing; Thunder Bluff's 'God of Cooking' only gets one every ten years just to build momentum. Thunder Bluff is roasted, and it will be a surprise to fellow Taoists all over the world.
Most of the tens of thousands of monks watching have stopped eating grains, but such a large grilled fish is the only one in Jiuzhou. No matter how it tastes and whether they are hungry or not, the monks who come here will probably stop to have a taste and leave a lasting impression on the long journey of practice. The next unique memory.
Among the monks who arrived at the scene, there were the Black Cliff Sword Ghost Chu Yi and others in the open, and there were countless experts in the dark. Even the gods and the earth were drooled by this giant grilled fish.
"Chi chi chi..."
Outside the square, a teahouse for people to watch the grand scene was packed with people.
In a private room on the third floor, a dumpling like a ball of white hair squatted on the window sill, staring eagerly at the big fish grilled until golden brown. He thought about it casually. He had not looked away for a long time. He must have been thinking about where to start eating first. .
Xie Qiutao was lying at the window, smiling and saying:
"It has to be roasted until night to get the flavor. This 'rootless fire-roasted whole Kun' is very particular. There is only one Thunder Bluff chef in the world who can bake this thing until it is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside..."
The dumplings were rewarded by the Ancestor with ‘not shutting up for three days’, and they could be eaten freely in Thunder Bluff, with the Ancestor reimbursing them all.
Tuanzi was in high spirits at first, so he took Taotao with him and began to sweep the streets. However, he discovered this giant grilled fish before taking two bites.
Then the dumpling couldn't walk, and he completely forgot about getting his money back. Even the dried fish no longer tasted good. Now even if Jingxun beats it here, the dumpling will probably have to take a bite first.
After Jiang Yi and Wu Qingwan satisfied their appetite in the back house, they had nothing to do and came to the private room under the autumn peach bag.
Jiang Yi's red dress was like a fire. She crossed her arms and looked at her from a distance. Seeing that the fish would take a long time to be cooked, she looked at the dumplings who couldn't take their eyes away:
"Tuan'er, my ancestor asked you to eat for three days, and you just ate two candied haws. Don't you feel that it's a loss? Can you go and eat it first? Come back when it's cooked."
"Chiji..."
Tuanzi shakes his head like a rattle, indicating that Niaoniao is an old foodie, and this delicious food will only taste good when you are hungry. Go and eat first. If the big fish is cooked and you can't eat it, you will have to wait ten years next time. It's not like Niaoniao can't eat it. Settlement of accounts...
Jiang Yi was a little helpless, holding the dumplings in her arms as a pillow, and looked at the chess couch by the window.
Wu Qingwan sat sideways on the couch, holding the black piece in her hand, flipping it flexibly between her fingers, and looking at the chess game in front of her.
Miss Qiu was holding the white piece and seemed to be looking at the chessboard, but in fact she was restless. She was still thinking about the mandarin duck bath with Zuo Lingquan in the bathroom last night.
Wu Qingwan's chess skills are acceptable, but Miss Qiu is absent-minded and makes random moves, so she will definitely have a big advantage.
Xie Qiutao was also observing the chess game. Seeing Guagua's complete defeat, he sat down next to him and held his face in his hands:
"Senior Sister Gua, are you worried? Sister Qingwan is a big dragon, and you may not be able to slay it with your five sons."
Miss Qiu came back to her senses, coughed slightly, and sat up straighter:
"Senior Sister Gua, you might as well just call me Guagua."
Wu Qingwan had a soft smile on her face, glanced at Qiutao, and asked:
"Qiu Tao, you haven't met Ling Quan yet, right? Why don't you go back?"
Xie Qiutao blinked her big eyes: "I'm not in a hurry, aren't I going shopping with Tuanzi?"
Jiang Yi's favorite was Qiu Tao, because only Qiu Tao called her 'sister'. She hugged the dumplings, sat down next to Qiu Tao, and said with a smile:
"Don't worry, if you keep lingering, you will have to deal with..."
Jiang Yi originally wanted to say, ‘Compete with Guagua for being the youngest’, but with Miss Guagua nearby, it was obviously wrong to say this, so she changed it to:
"Competing with Leng Zhu to be the youngest."
Leng Zhu was making tea carefully behind the sea of tea. When he heard this, his eyes were slightly happy:
"Princess, do I still have a status?"
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The four girls were speechless for a while, feeling that this girl was hopeless.
Miss Qiu said softly: "Of course you have a reputation. Not only you, but Yunzhi must also have it. Zuo Lingquan is just messing around, how can he not be responsible?"
Xie Qiutao was stunned and whispered: "Aunt Yunzhi was also eaten by Mr. Zuo?"
"No, um... Anyway, my mother arranged it so Zuo Lingquan must agree."
Miss Qiu didn't want to talk about this embarrassing topic, so she continued:
"Yunzhi has already met, but you and Leng Zhu have not met. Leng Zhu is almost out of his body and has gone home. If you don't leave, how can she have the nerve to leave Jiang Yi and go back?"
Jiang Yi smiled: "Yes, I turned my back to Leng Zhu, and I felt a chill on my back."
"Princess, where can I find it? I can't bear to leave the princess. I want to go back together."
Seeing that the three elder sisters kept urging her, Xie Qiutao picked up Pipa and said with a smile:
"Stop talking about this, how about I play a song for you? I just made up a song, it's very exciting..."
"grumble?"
Tuanzi took his eyes off the big fish for the first time. He hadn't jumped for a long time, and he was obviously exhausted. He jumped to the edge of the chessboard and prepared to shake his head.
The three girls looked at each other strangely. It was not because they thought Qiutou's cotton-beating was not pleasant, but because it was too exciting. They couldn't help shaking their heads.
Qiutou stood up on the couch, wearing white socks and holding a painted pipa, and immediately started:
Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~Ding~...
The atmosphere in the originally elegant and quiet room immediately became cheerful, and the girls smiled.
Tuanzi shook his head and "Jijiji~~", obviously singing along. Although I couldn't understand it, the meaning might be:
One ah~in vain~, one ah~his mother was worried in vain~...
Unfortunately, Qiutou didn't have much fun for long before Jiang Yi found a figure in white walking on the street.
Jiang Yi's eyes lit up and she wanted to go downstairs, but when she saw Qiutou laughing beside her, she thought about it and urged him:
"Qiutou, stop playing, go down quickly, look who's here."
"Huh?...Mr. Zuo? I'm so embarrassed, you..."
"Go ahead, go ahead, why are you shy."
"Yeah."
"Hee~..."
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There is no plot at the end of the volume, just a brief appearance of each character. I wanted to finish it in three chapters, but it ended up being nearly 50,000 words...