Chapter 27: The Backyard is in Trouble
It cleared up after the rain. After Zuo Lingquan completed his preparations, he set off again and embarked on the road to Wangtide Beach.
During the few days that Idle Zhuangzi rested, except for a little commotion when Ling Ye came over, nothing happened afterwards.
It's not that Zuo Lingquan doesn't want every daughter-in-law to comfort him, but that Huang Jinghe is here, and the ancestor has to come to visit the class from time to time. He can't do it, and Jiang Yi and the others don't dare to cooperate. They are cautious about kissing during meditation, and even more Needless to say anything else.
Lingye originally wanted to take care of Zuo Lingquan, but when he saw Huang Jinghe, he remembered the experience of being a child with nostrils. In order to change the unpleasant impression in the minds of his elders, he became a well-behaved lady and spared Zuo Lingquan for the time being.
As for Qiu Guagua, there is no need to mention it. He suffered a defeat in front of Lingye and was taken advantage of by Zuo Lingquan through Shang Guagua. He has not shown up in the past few days and even Tuanzi has disappeared behind closed doors.
But there are some things that cannot be avoided no matter how hard you try.
After rescuing Huang Jinghe, the next thing must be to send the person safely out of Kui Bingzhou. He also has to go there to check on the affairs of the second uncle Qingwan and find out information about the foreign race.
For safety reasons, the team was divided into two groups. Zuo Lingquan and the four main forces Guagua, Lingye, and Yingying were responsible for sneaking in to fight the last battle. Only Qingwan could control the wooden staff, and Qingwan naturally also served as the assistant nurse; Others took Huang Jinghe out to sea on a boat and waited for response on the sea.
Speaking of which, the position of the main tank originally belonged to Qiu Tao or Jiang Yi. Jiang Yi is now very familiar with the use of the Immortal King Armor. With full firepower, it is stronger than the two crispy swords, but they did not reach the Jade level after all. , it would be too difficult to resist in a fight, but too difficult to escape, and the place we went to was too dangerous, so we had no choice but to retreat first.
With Jing Xun's skill of inviting gods, he can completely follow the position of a warlock. However, in order to keep in touch with his ancestors, Jing Xun and Ying Ying must leave separately, so they can only say goodbye to "Liu Shui's sister and iron-clad Jing Xun" for the time being. dominance.
The new lineup naturally brings a new experience. The only drawback is that among the five people, there are four main players and the four girls are not convinced by each other, so it is easy for internal strife to arise.
A few nights later, Zuo Lingquan came to Hongfenghe Market and settled at the Xianjia Inn, waiting for the team to transport supplies from Tiandi Pavilion to set off.
The market was still very crowded, and everywhere there were people from the Temple of Supervisors tracking down the 'outlaw Zuo Lingquan'. Because the information had been found out in advance, Zuo Lingquan did not show his face again after entering the house.
Five people and one bird live in three rooms in the inn. According to Guagua's idea, Qingwan and Lingye should live in one room, Zuo Lingquan and Tuanzi live in one room, and she and senior Yingying should live in one room to avoid left Ling Quan is so evil that if he touches the kang in the middle of the night, I won't be able to get in.
But the actual situation is...
"Chi chi chi..."
On the second floor of the inn, in an empty room, Tuanzi was rolling back and forth on the huge bed alone. Although Tuanzi was free, the price was that there was no one to feed him, and there was no more Taotao to play music and chat with him. It felt so boring.
The room on the left is brightly lit.
Wu Qingwan was wearing a jet black tulle nightgown. She didn't know what she was wearing underneath, but it was probably a set of black hollowed-out flowers and silk stockings. She was sitting sideways on the chess couch, with her buttocks resting on her calves, and tea in front of her. With the cyan wooden stick, he concentrated on sensing the movement of the stick and had no intention of having sex with Lingye.
Shangguan Lingye was wearing a very formal dress, a light golden fairy pleated skirt, and her hair was beautifully styled. She crossed her legs next to the tea table, holding a cup of tea in her hand, and gently playing with the tea leaves with the cup lid. She looks like a young lady from a landlord's family.
Zuo Lingquan closed the door and came into the room with a very serious expression:
"Lingye, did you ask me to come here for something?"
Wu Qingwan didn't even raise her eyebrows and responded directly:
"She stayed up late at night and asked you to come over like she was going to accuse her. What else could she do besides getting you to stalk her? The bell is just under the pillow. If you don't believe me, just touch it."
Zuo Lingquan blinked and walked to the bedside.
Shangguan Lingye's eyes darkened, he ignored Qingwan's attempt to make trouble, and put the tea cup on the tea table:
"Zuo Lingquan, come here."
Zuo Lingquan came to the tea table and sat down, picked up Lingye's lipstick-marked teacup and took a sip:
"My lord, I know you are wrong. I will accept whatever Master Baoer says."
Shangguan Lingye snatched the tea cup from Zuo Lingquan's hand and took it back:
"Don't make jokes. I said before that if you dare to have an affair with Qiu Guagua, I will cut off the tools you use to commit crimes. You don't think I'm joking, do you?"
Zuo Lingquan smiled softly: "I will definitely remember Master Bao'er's words, but the fate doesn't come true..."
Shangguan Lingye raised his hand: "I'm not an ignorant woman. The matter has already happened. I won't say anything else. I'm just going to talk about how to deal with it in the future. Qingwan is here today and can testify that you are in front of us. "Tell me, what's going on at home this time? I'll give you face and don't tell other girls."
Wu Qingwan answered: "Do you still need to ask? I am the first woman in Lingquan, and Jiang Yi is married to a matchmaker. No matter how you arrange yourself, you are still the third child, and you can still beat Jingxun."
"I am the first to meet Aunt Zuo."
Shangguan Lingye lifted up his sleeves slightly, revealing the big bracelet on Hao's wrist, and waved it in front of Qingwan:
"You said you are the first woman, are you? Who else do you dare to talk to about this except in front of us?"
Wu Qingwan's reaction was indifferent: "Ling Quan just knows it in his heart, why should I need outsiders' approval, right Ling Quan?"
"You are all my wings..."
"If you don't count yourself, how many wings do you already have?"
Shangguan Lingye did some calculations: "One, two, three... that's Leng Zhu's eight wings, four pairs. Have you ever seen something with so many wings?"
"Eight-Winged Archangel."
"Um?"
"Haha." Zuo Lingquan smiled: "The more wings you have, the faster you can fly..."
Shangguan Lingye didn't want to hear these nonsense, she said seriously:
"Qiu Niuniu wants to come in. I don't object. Anyway, she will be defeated if she comes in. But I know her temperament. She doesn't have to fight for the boss. I must be the second child..."
Wu Qingwan interjected: "Hey~ Miss Qiu comes in, can she help you get to the top?"
"..."
I can't talk anymore today.
Shangguan Lingye took a deep breath, looked at Zuo Lingquan, and signaled to Qingwan next to him:
"I won't say much else. If you don't touch her tonight, I won't be angry."? ?
Wu Qingwan turned around and said inexplicably:
"Miss Qiu offended you, why are you taking it out on me? Ling Quan, don't touch her tonight. I won't argue with her about what I just said."
"..."
Zuo Lingquan couldn't afford to offend him, so he could only act like a peacemaker and nodded seriously:
"Okay, now in the market, it's really inconvenient to mess around. I won't mess around tonight and won't touch anyone. Let's just chat. I'll be in a hurry with whoever takes the initiative."
Wu Qingwan showed a 'teachable' look in her eyes, nodded slightly, and continued to fiddle with her wooden staff.
Shangguan Lingye was a little confused. Her plan hadn't been implemented yet. If Zuo Lingquan didn't mess around, wouldn't everything be in vain?
But what you say cannot be ignored. Shangguan Lingye hesitated for a moment and then said:
"It's definitely not okay to mess around, but we are going to Dengchao Port soon. The more cultivation we have, the more chance we will win. We must continue to practice."
Shangguan Lingye flicked his wrist and transformed into a gorgeously decorated canopy bed, which was placed in the middle of the room and covered with various patterns.
Zuo Lingquan was stunned. Although he couldn't figure out what it was, he knew it was definitely not serious:
"Is this caused by Qing Wanxin?"
"How can I do this? She bought it secretly. Sister Yingying also has one and is preparing it for you."
Shangguan Lingye didn't answer the question, because he knew that the two monks would either eat together or have no water to eat, so he didn't target Qingwan at this time, but took the initiative to say politely:
"This is a magic weapon refined in Tiandi City. It can assist in practice. You and Qingwan try it first, and I will teach you how to use it."
When Wu Qingwan saw that Lingye recognized him, she naturally stopped mentioning what she had just said. She stood up gracefully, came to the Qian Tool Machine, and sat on it:
"I'm also very curious about how to use this thing. Come to Lingquan and try it with me."
What can Zuo Lingquan say? He forgot about what he said just now about not touching anyone. He got up and sat down in the Qian tool machine. He turned it over to test the elasticity:
"Can this also be practiced?"
Shangguan Lingye had not tried it personally, but after reading the instructions, she got up and came over, rotating the hollow carvings on the bed, and the complicated patterns on the bed suddenly lit up.
Wu Qingwan was sitting quietly by the bed, but she immediately discovered that there were several warm yellow streams of light covering her wrists and ankles, and then she began to undress and undress uncontrollably, revealing an astonishingly large club-headed fish.
"Hey? This thing is quite mysterious..."
The same goes for Zuo Lingquan's body. With his eyes full of surprise, he hugged Qingwan tenderly and rubbed her cheek gently, without having to worry about it at all. Although the movements are slightly conservative and regular, they still have a unique flavor.
Wu Qingwan was lying on the pillow. She felt that compared with her previous practice, this thing was just like playing house, and it was not as good as firewood at all. She took some time to chat with each other and asked:
"Is there a double version of this thing?"
"That's a double."
"Three people?"
Shangguan Lingye thought for a moment and took out a small book from his sleeve, which read "The Book of Thousands of Machines". After reading it for a while:
"have."
"Then why are you standing there stupidly? Come here and serve me."
Shangguan Lingye put away the book, took out a white fox tail, sat beside it, rubbed it and opened it:
"Okay~"
"Eh? Lingye, are you crazy? Give it to Lingquan..."
"You can't move. Why should I listen to you? Come on, please be patient, I'm heavy-handed..."
"You...okay, okay, I won't argue with you, just practice well, okay?"
"Hmph~"
……——
At the same time, the room to the right of Tuanzi.
Compared with the bustle over there in Lingye, the house here is obviously much quieter.
Cui Yingying wore a dark green dress and sat cross-legged on the right side of the chess couch with her eyes closed, pretending to be meditating seriously, but her ears moved from time to time to listen to what was going on there.
It's a pity that Lingye did such a good job of keeping secret that he couldn't even hear the moans of Tuanzi next door.
Miss Qiu was sitting on the left side of the chess couch, really meditating with her eyes closed.
Staying in front of Lord Peach Blossom, Miss Qiu was naturally relieved. Although she was a little suspicious of whether Shangguan Lingye would cheat, Shangguan Lingye and Zuo Lingquan were husband and wife. Even if they cheated, she couldn't say anything. It was better not to see them. Don't think about it anymore.
But Qiu Guagua obviously underestimated the intensity of the internal fighting among the Zuo family's daughters-in-law, and also overestimated the integrity of Senior Taohua.
While Qiu Guagua was meditating, she felt the movement of the Tiandun card. She opened her eyes, took out the Tiandun card and looked at it. She was a little confused, but still connected, and said coldly:
"Is something wrong? Can't you walk a few steps?"
Cui Yingying had not entered into a state of meditation, so she naturally opened her eyes. She turned her eyes to look at the glowing Tiandun card, and heard Lingye's lazy voice coming from it:
"I couldn't sleep at night, so I wanted to talk to you. Guagua, guess what I'm doing now?"
There was also a "hush" sound in the Tiandun card, as if there were other people next to her, and she was still very nervous.
Cui Yingying understood in her heart, and her face blushed a little, not knowing what to say to Lingye.
Miss Qiu was a little suspicious and frowned:
"What?"
"Give it to Zuo Lingquan below, and Qingwan together, do you want to come too?"? ?
Miss Qiu had understood the meaning of this nonsense after Zuo Lingquan explained it to her, and her face suddenly blushed:
"You are sick, right?"
"Alas, are you afraid that you will be bored at night? You are a virgin, and you can't eat it, so you can listen to it for fun."? ?
This is called fun?
This is totally inhuman!
Miss Qiu was about to explode with anger, but she couldn't get angry, so she could only say in a deep voice:
"Senior Yingying is next to you, aren't you afraid of being embarrassed?"
Cui Yingying was very thin-skinned, and she hadn't admitted the relationship yet. Seeing this, she could only look gloomy and mutter:
"Lingye, why are you so disrespectful? You've really been spoiled by your master..."
She stood up and walked out the door, running to the terrace to watch the wind.
Miss Qiu continued: "Shangguan Lingye, did you hear that? Senior Taohua scolded you."
"Well~... Didn't Senior Yingying go out? Guagua, guess what your lover is doing now? Let me let you listen..."
Boo~? ?
Miss Qiu wanted to throw the Tiandun card, but she was a little curious, so she listened with her eyebrows raised, trying to deduce what was going on over there.
Luckily, Zuo Lingquan didn't go so far, and interrupted:
"Lingye was just joking, don't take it seriously...hiss"
It was obvious that she was beaten.
Miss Qiu felt relieved when she heard Zuo Lingquan's words, and said in a deep voice:
"Shangguan Lingye, dare you bully him again?"
"Hmm... Woo~..."? ?
This slutty fox!
Miss Qiu couldn't stand it anymore, so she put away the Tiandun card, got up and ran to the corridor, and kicked the door.
Dong
Then she quickly ran back to the room, stopped practicing, lay down on the bed, and covered her head with the quilt...——
The cold moon was shining, and the sea breeze was blowing.
The lonely three-story attic was like a floating island floating on the vast sea.
Xie Qiutao was holding a book, sitting on the steps outside the gate, soaking her bare feet in the sea water, fiddling with the light golden dragon turtle swimming in the water, trying to climb up the steps.
Leng Zhu sat in front of him, holding his chin with his hand, and after looking at it for a long time, he asked:
"Taotao, do you think it is possible that this little dragon turtle is a land turtle?"
Xie Qiutao shook her head: "Those with dragon heads have dragon blood. Dragons love water. Even if they couldn't swim before, they will learn in the future...hiss"
While talking, Xie Qiutao's white toes hurt. She was bitten by the angry little dragon turtle.
Xie Qiutao quickly retracted her feet and said fiercely:
"Are you rebelling?"
Leng Zhu shook his head secretly, leaned over to pick up the small dragon turtle floating on the water, wiped the water stains with a handkerchief, and said:
"Taotao, the book you are reading doesn't seem to be serious."
Xie Qiutao changed to a cross-legged sitting position, put "Fox Cave Erotic Records" on her knees, and said seriously:
"Don't just look at the appearance of things. This book seems to be not serious, but it is actually written by Xun Mingzhang, the True Lord of Chiwu. Well... It's similar to "Caotang Sword Classics". The anecdotes in it are all heard and seen by Xun Mingzhang, and the authenticity is very high..."
"Really?"
"If you don't believe me, read this chapter, 'A Visit to Hunyuan Temple on a Moonlit Night'. It says that a Taoist named Zhang stayed overnight in a secular temple and encountered a fox spirit. Although the name was not mentioned, the hint between the lines clearly refers to Zhang Zhilu, the Heavenly Lord of Hunyuan. The wording is meant to tease Zhang Zhilu, and he also looks down on the fox. This means that Zhang Zhilu must have had a similar story in the past..."
Leng Zhu half-believed and half-doubted, took the book and took a look, and the words that caught his eye were 'fragrant buttocks, inverted jade bowl, dripping water vortex palace...', etc. The writing was precise and the words were gorgeous. The only drawback was that if you read it in public, you would be regarded as a hooligan.
"Huh~"
Leng Zhu just glanced at it, and his face turned slightly red, and he closed the book.
Xie Qiutao also said "Huh~": "Sister Lengzhu is still shy? Didn't you do something with Mr. Zuo?"
"No." Lengzhu shook her head quickly: "I was just serving the princess, um... Mr. Zuo kissed me twice at most, nothing else. You are not shy, could it be that you and Mr. Zuo have already..."
Xie Qiutao's face became serious: "What are you talking about? Mr. Zuo and I are innocent, we haven't even kissed each other, don't make blind guesses."
"Ah? You and Mr. Zuo have been together for so many years."
Lengzhu was a little unbelievable: "I heard from the princess that Miss Qiu kissed Mr. Zuo, if you continue to be innocent, you must..."
Lengzhu really couldn't say "you must be behind me".
"Sister Qiu is so quick?"
"Of course not. This is called steady and ruthless. If you hesitate and hold back, you will be the one who suffers in the end. If I were you, I would have... Hee..."
"..."
Xie Qiutou blinked, pondered for a moment, and felt that something was wrong...——
Above the attic.
Huang Jinghe's body had not yet recovered. After Cui Yingying arranged a treatment, she took the healing elixir to the Qi training room on the third floor and meditated in seclusion.
In the martial arts performance hall on the second floor, Jiang Yi was wearing a red martial arts uniform, standing in the center with bare hands, and performed a martial arts salute:
"Jingxun, just feel free to take action. I have been practicing hard for nearly a year, and the magical power of Tianji Palace has been slightly improved. It is more than enough to defend you alone."
Tang Jingxun was forced to wear a tight-fitting black military uniform. His narrow shoulders and round hips only made his opponent more animalistic, and he couldn't see any heroic appearance.
Faced with Jiang Yi's bizarre request of "come and beat me", Tang Jingxuan naturally found it difficult to do anything. She folded her hands on her waist and stood gracefully on the edge of the martial arts hall:
"Princess, I'm not very good at this. Why don't you ask Qiutao to come?"
"Qiu Tao and I are almost as good as each other. We can't break each other's moves and the fight can't produce results."
Jiang Yi put up a boxing stance in the martial arts hall and comforted her like a big sister:
"You just need to be bold and take action. You don't have to look forward or backward. There are protective measures in the martial arts hall, and I won't hurt you. It's just a practice."
Tang Jingxuan's eyes were awkward: "I'm afraid of hurting you. I don't know how to measure. If I can't hold back..."? ?
Jiang Yi felt offended and said seriously:
"Jingxun, you're a little distracted."
Tang Jingxuan smiled shyly, shook his head, but refused to take action.
Seeing this, Jiang Yi had no choice but to think about it and could only use the provoking method:
"Jingxun, you were the first to meet Zuo Lingquan. If I hadn't forcibly issued an order to recruit him as my consort, you and he would have been a natural couple. Now you are forced to become the third child and the second wife. Don’t you have any objections to me?”
Tang Jingxuan's eyelids twitched and he took a breath:
"A little bit..."
"That's good. Now I give you a chance to give me a good beating. Well...just treat it as a battle to clear up the grudges. I won't remember how you vent your anger today. If you make any lies, I will call Lingye sister." ”
"..."
Tang Jingxuan was not a soft-tempered person. It was only because of her worldly status that she was very polite to Jiang Yi. After receiving this promise, she gradually gained momentum:
"This is what the princess said herself. You can't hold a grudge after the fight."
"Once a word is spoken, it's hard to chase it back. You were beaten to tears, but you can't complain to Zuo Lingquan... Huh?"
Before Jiang Yi finished speaking, she noticed that Jing Xun's momentum changed completely and she rushed forward.
Tang Jingxun has been very strong since she was a child. She has been with Zuo Lingquan for a long time. She knows that it is difficult for her to help, so how can she be careless and not do her job all day long? She doesn't know how many times she has been taught by her ancestors, and every time she takes action, she will Experience it immersively.
The ancestor did not expect Jingxun to dominate with his fists and kicks. When he could use his fists and kicks, most of the time, the situation was extremely critical, so the way to teach Jingxun was very simple. In one sentence, martial ethics can only be taught by those who are standing, not those who are lying down. Qualifications speak for themselves. When faced with a life-and-death battle, you don't have to worry about face and how useful it is.
Under this kind of teaching method, Jingxun's martial arts skills were naturally a bit out of place. He could grab the hand of a breast dragon, lift his vaginal legs and so on. It could be said that he didn't do anything related to the 'righteous way'.
Bang bang bang
tear apart
Jiang Yi parried twice, and a hole was ripped out of her clothes, revealing half of her trembling white ball. She covered her chest and said angrily:
"Jingxun, this is a forbidden move!"
Tang Jingxun said confidently: "Where did the forbidden moves come from in a life-and-death fight? Are you a master? You will die!"
"Hey?"
Jiang Yi has nothing to say...
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