Chapter 1: Outrageous Wishes
After a war that affected Jiuzhou was over, it was natural that everyone would not pat their butts and go back to their respective homes.
More than 100,000 monks returned from the Land of Eternal Night, and the disciples returned to their hometowns to celebrate. The remaining ancestors of the Immortal Sect and the giants of casual cultivators came to the foot of Xiangyang Mountain. Thousands of people gathered to discuss various post-war matters. It could also be said to be a discussion. Merits are rewarded.
The path to immortality was opened, the balance of yin and yang in the north and south was restored, and the entire declining north of the Nine Continents began to recover rapidly; and the blessed sites of the cave heaven in ancient times also began to reappear.
After ten thousand years, half of the northern fairy sects have declined, and half have migrated to the rich south. The north of almost all continents is a vast and uninhabited area. Now it has become a "livable place" again. The monks who do not have a fairy mountain to settle down will naturally think Take up one-third of an acre of land.
In order to prevent the Jiuzhou Immortal Family from fighting over land grabs after the war, the 'Eastern Continent Valkyrie', who had already been ranked as the Immortal Emperor, served as the arbiter of the Jiuzhou land and presided over the 'celebration ceremony'.
Zuo Lingquan and Mei Jinshui are actually qualified for the 'position' of the Immortal Emperor, but the way is the way and the qualifications are the qualifications. Zuo Lingquan is in his twenties and has been reading since his mother's womb. It is impossible for him to remember everything in Jiuzhou. The location, historical inheritance and grievances of Xianmen Cave Mansion; Mei Jinshui started not doing his job right after the war, and his personality is quite crazy. At first glance, he is a faint king who is addicted to wine and sex.
But Shangguan Yutang is not the same. Her reputation for toughness is spread throughout Jiuzhou, and her almost selfless and just style has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. She has the experience of sorting out the nine sects in an orderly manner. Naturally, the arrangements made by the Jiuzhou monks for her will not be the same. objection.
Mainly because I don't dare.
Therefore, this 'celebration ceremony' can only be hosted by Shangguan Yutang.
Jiuzhou is so large that there are no less than a thousand major sects participating in the war, and there are countless Xianjia forces providing material support behind the scenes; and the division of forces is related to the situation for thousands of years in the future, any small Negligence may lead to chaos thousands of years later. Therefore, this ‘celebration banquet’ will be held in a few months.
In February, the spring breeze dawns.
Among the mountains outside the main peak of Xiangyang Mountain, there are bustling monks walking among the corridors and pavilions. The scene can be described as "walking everywhere with as many jade steps as dogs". The monks in the Youhuang Realm do not even dare to walk in the middle. Basically, you just give it up when you see someone.
Shangguan Yutang was wearing a long dress with dragon scales and was sitting in the main hall of the sect in Xiangyang Mountain. The hundreds of people sitting in the hall were all the second and third leaders of Jiuzhou and the ancestors of wealthy families, and they were discussing various arrangements.
Zuo Lingquan publicly said, "Valkyrie is my wife." Now everyone knows about their relationship. When he appears in the hall, he will inevitably "overwhelm the guests" and suppress the intimidating power of Yutang. At this time, he is not one of them. .
There are several gorgeous ferries moored on the lakeside behind Xiangyang Mountain. There are piles of files on the deck, and new ones arrive from time to time.
Shangguan Lingye and other "ancestral staff" were sifting through the piles of ancient files and communicating with the Yutang outside at all times to prevent the Yutang from being questioned by the monk Chen Zhizhi and rotten millet, which would affect the Immortal Emperor's "omniscient and omnipotent" image.
Qingwan, Jiang Yi, Guagua, Qiutao, and Lengzhu were all helping inside; Jingxun directly acted as a substitute, letting the ancestor control his body and sit inside and flip through books crazily.
Zuo Lingquan, with a sword hanging on his waist, stood in the plum blossom forest along the ice lake, looking up at the scenery on the lake. From his back, he looked like a worldly master who had achieved success and was behind the scenes to control the overall situation of the world.
But in fact, the reason why he is standing here alone is because his wives are too busy.
His wives wouldn't let him look up books and classics, for fear that he would lose his identity - to be precise, they thought it would be too intrusive to touch him when he had something to do; he went to the front hall to join in the fun, and Yutang couldn't maintain his cold demeanor. .
With neither party wanting him, Zuo Lingquan could only stand here doing nothing, blowing the cold wind to relieve his boredom, silently thinking about when he could finish the meeting and have a good sex.
With a body in the Jiu Gai realm, wives will no longer doubt their lives...
Standing with Zuo Lingquan and enjoying the breeze, there was also Tuanzi, who was "hungry when he had nothing to do". He was also disliked by the nannies and kicked out.
The furry dumpling stood on the branch of the plum tree, bending the small branches hanging with the beautiful plum blossoms, and swayed like a swing, constantly saying "chichijiji..." Judging from the appearance, he was saying :
"Isn't it time to eat at the celebration party? How about we go catch that big turtle outside and roast it..."
The big turtle that Tuanzi is talking about is the ‘Tuotian Wangba’ from Qianxing Island in Nanyu Continent. Strictly speaking, he is also a Jade-level monk.
Therefore, Zuo Lingquan naturally could not agree to this proposal, so he responded:
"The turtles are so cute, they can't be eaten. When we get back to Jiuzong, I'll invite the God of Cooking to come over and bake a roasted whole Kun for you."
"grumble?"
Tuanzi spreads his little wings, which obviously means:
Kunkun:? ? ?
One person and one bird were chatting like this. The meeting in the main hall showed no sign of ending, but a figure walked over from the depths of the Merlin.
Zuo Lingquan looked up and saw Han Yue, one of Mei Jinshui's disciples. Mei Jinshui has already announced to the world that he will step down as the ancestor of Xiangyang Mountain and go into seclusion. There is a meeting outside and handover business is also being held inside Xiangyang Mountain. In the past two days since his return, Mei Jinshui has basically not been seen.
When Han Yue walked up to him, he bowed and said, "Zuo Jianxian, our ancestors asked you to go to the back mountain for a talk. I wonder if it's inconvenient for you?"
"Ji~"
Tuanzi suddenly became energetic, jumped from the flower branch to Zuo Lingquan's shoulder, raised his wings and pointed to the depths of the plum forest, indicating that he dared to say it was inconvenient, and the birds would help him.
Naturally, Zuo Lingquan would not say it was inconvenient. He looked around a few times and saw that his wives were not paying attention, so he acted like a serious swordsman and walked slowly towards his residence deep in the plum forest...
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On the top of Xiangyang Mountain, the elegant pavilion is surrounded by plum trees. The disciples who followed the ancestor's instructions have left. Only two women are left, sitting opposite each other in front of the window, looking at the spring breeze thousands of miles away from the mountain.
Mei Jinshui was still wearing a white dress, but she no longer stuck to her ancestral demeanor. Her hair was pulled up into a bun like a scholarly lady. There was a bronze mirror rouge box in front of her. She was facing the mirror and used lip pencil to apply her delicate red lips. .
Cui Yingying is sitting upright opposite, wearing a majestic and clean ancestral dress, and a mature and beautiful face that is unsmiling. The scene seems to be reversed; it seems that Cui Yingying is a dignified and virtuous old lady, and the woman in white opposite is a rebellious girl who does not follow dogma. .
"Master, we were just talking about business. I won't interrupt. Now that the business is over, you can be more serious and chat with me, right?"
Mei Jinshui leaned on the small table and raised her long eyelashes:
"What's wrong with being a teacher?"
What's wrong with that?
Cui Yingying pursed her lips: "Look at your sitting posture and appearance, how do you look like a respected elder? And why are you painting your eyebrows and lips? If you paint them so red, I don't know, I thought you were going out to have a private meeting with your lover. , giving rouge to people to chew on..."
Mei Jinshui licked her lips lightly, raised her cheeks, and showed a smile:
"Does it look good?"
? !
Cui Yingying is equally beautiful, but she is conservative and feminine, so naturally she doesn't have the 'evil spirit' like Master that brings disaster to the country and the people.
Cui Yingying was a little annoyed when she saw her master fussing in front of her, and snatched the rouge box over:
"What does it have to do with me whether you are good-looking or not? Ask a man, how old are you? You still look like a girl who has not grown up... By the way, how many years do you have left? If you don't tell me clearly now, I don't have any idea in my heart. I am always on tenterhooks all day long..."
Mei Jinshui said calmly: "Don't worry. God's envoys came into being at the right moment, and they will live forever before their mission is completed..."
"Now that the path to immortality is open, your mission is over."
"The Qinglong Lord 'sheng', after completing the mission, the reward given to the divine envoy is naturally the endless vitality. As long as you are not beaten to death, if nothing happens, you can live long enough to send you away. Not only will you be a teacher, but you will also be a teacher." His descendants will also live a long life, just like the Xie family members are still thick-skinned and thick-bodied today.”
Cui Yingying felt relieved when she heard this, but immediately said:
"If you don't change your temper, you will be punished to death sooner or later. As the oldest person in Jiuzhou, the elder of me and Yutang, you have to pay attention to your manners, right?"
Mei Jinshui leaned on the table, holding her cheek with her hands:
"How can Yingying pay attention to her manners as a teacher? She must be unsmiling and sit on the mountain all day long, not eating, drinking or doing anything, just like an old man with nothing to do?"
Cui Yingying blinked: "Of course I don't think so. If you don't have some hobbies in your life, life will be meaningless. You... you can disguise yourself as a mortal, go to poetry gatherings, or do other things Flowers or something..."
Mei Jinshui evoked a smile: "I have been planting flowers for thousands of years, and I have almost listened to the poems. I was born in the mortal world, and I have been busy working for heaven all my life. I finally have some free time, and I should consider things that mortals should consider. ”
"What do you want to consider?" Cui Yingying asked suspiciously.
Mei Jinshui sighed faintly: "The harmony of yin and yang is the way of heaven. Now, yin and yang have returned to balance. I am still alone as a master, with yin and no yang. I think the apprentice should worry about it."
Cui Yingying knew this would happen, she frowned and said:
"Why do you want me to worry? Introduce one to you? The other immortal kings have all ascended, and there is no one who is as good as you in the world..."
"I don't mind being younger as a teacher, as long as the person is good-looking, good at poetry, poetry, and has skills worthy of being a teacher, as long as you don't think I'm aggrieved.
"..."
This is already the wolf's ambition is clearly revealed.
Cui Yingying thought about it, there was no other person in the world who could be worthy of her master.
But that person is her man!
Snap——
Cui Yingying patted the small table and stared slightly.
Mei Jinshui sighed quietly and sat up:
"If there is no such person in the world, then I will have no choice but to look for him outside the world. In the future, if my master is no longer here, you should relax. If you are bullied by Yutang and no one will make the decision for you, just bear with it. Women are like this, so bear with it." You'll get used to it if you endure it..."
? !
Cui Yingying took a deep breath, and her clothes almost fell apart!
But after holding it in for a long time, Cui Yingying still didn't dare to say anything, lest she be punished by Yutang and Yutang's daughter in the future, she could only cry secretly.
"Don't make a fuss and run away from home if you don't agree with a few words. Do you dare to try? I'll ask Zuo Lingquan to break your legs..."
"Then why should I stay as a teacher? You won't let me get married, and you will blame me for everything. How will I live my life in the future? Sigh..."
Mei Jinshui sighed softly, acting like she was sick with thoughts and her days were like years.
"..."
Cui Yingying thought about it for a long time, but she couldn't think of any reason why Mei Jinshui would stay by her side after the world was at peace if she didn't marry.
She couldn't say, "You keep it for me as a talisman to prevent me from being bullied at home," right?
Then Mei Jinshui had to go in first to protect her.
She couldn't let Mei Jinshui, who treated her like her mother, leave again, but letting her master in seemed... seemed a bit too easy for Zuo Lingquan...
Before Cui Yingying could think of a good word, she saw a gentleman in a white robe walking slowly in the plum blossom forest outside the window.
There was a big white ball standing on his shoulder, saying:
"Chijiji..."
Although she couldn't understand it, Cui Yingying had been with him for so long that she could roughly understand the bird language of the ball, which roughly meant:
More wet nurses mean more ways, for the bird, Ah Quan, you have to work harder...
Seeing this, Cui Yingying turned her helplessness towards her master to the fanning the flames!
She flew down to the plum forest, ignored Zuo Lingquan, and directly picked up Tuanzi and walked out:
"Tuan'er, are you hungry? Let's go, I'll take you to eat millet. There are several large warehouses of old grain from the year before last, and you can eat as much as you want..."
"Ji?"
Tuanzi was stunned, and quickly shook his head like a rattle, indicating that the millet was so cute, so let it rot in the warehouse, and we can eat fish...
"Sister Yingying?"
Zuo Lingquan wanted to hug Cui Yingying, but Cui Yingying bent down and got under his arm, and stepped on his instep.
Looking at Sister Yingying's appearance, Zuo Lingquan knew that his wish of "having a good time" in the evening was a little difficult to achieve because of the existence of a certain person.
After watching Cui Yingying and the lifeless Tuantuan leave, Zuo Lingquan came to the bottom of the pavilion where he used to live and looked up at the window.
The window was facing the warm sunlight, and the beautiful woman with her cheeks carefully decorated was leaning on the windowsill, with a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes looking down at him with a smile.
"Mr. Zuo~How are you?"
"Mei Xianjun, you asked me to come over, is there something wrong?"
"Why can't I ask you to come over if there is nothing?"
"..."
After Zuo Lingquan and Mei Jinshui experienced the unimaginable despair in the land of eternal night, it was really impossible for him to be as "unkind" as before.
Zuo Lingquan hesitated for a moment, flew up, landed on the terrace on the second floor, walked into the boudoir, and looked at the familiar furnishings:
"Of course. How is Mei Xianjun handling things? After the meeting, he should set off to return to Dongzhou. Let's go back together then?"
Zuo Lingquan came to the tea couch where Yingying had just sat and sat down, looking at the distant mountains and the rising sun outside the window, and never met Mei Jinshui's eyes.
Mei Jinshui blinked, and did not talk about these homely things with Zuo Lingquan. He got straight to the point:
"Last time in the Land of Eternal Night, I promised you that if we both survived, I would fulfill one of your wishes, no matter how outrageous it was. Would you consider it?"
"..."
Zuo Lingquan turned around and glanced at Mei Jinshui. Seeing that she did not look fake, he smiled and said:
"It was just words of encouragement in a critical situation. How could I really find Mei Xianjun to fulfill my promise afterwards?"
"Excuse me?"
Mei Jinshui looked at Zuo Lingquan from top to bottom:
"I always keep my word, so you don't have to be polite. If you are sorry, let me guess what wish you want."
Zuo Lingquan did not speak.
Mei Jinshui thought for a while, and said:
"Do you want me and Yingying to sleep with you?"
Tsk~...
Zuo Lingquan's expression did not change much. After all, this matter was too trivial and it was a daily routine.
Mei Jinshui noticed that Zuo Lingquan was unmoved, thought about it and said:
"Or, if you want to stay calm, I will come over, sit in your arms, and take the initiative to do something with you?"
Zuo Lingquan was silent for a while, turned his face back, and sighed slightly:
"Mei Xianjun, I am not a pervert, how can I think of such things in my mind."
Mei Jinshui didn't believe it at all: "Then what are you thinking? Your wish is not for me to bother you in the future, right? This is too sad."
Zuo Lingquan has been with Mei Jinshui for far less than other girls. The most time in his memory is sitting together and chatting about poetry and songs, saying things that have nothing to do with business.
Mei Jinshui sacrificed herself to protect the way on the ice lake, and he was very moved, but it was not the cause of his love; they were together in the land of eternal night, relying on each other in endless despair, and looking forward to the arrival of dawn. It was very sad, but it was just a disaster together, and it was not the beginning that he remembered vividly.
Zuo Lingquan has been unable to forget Mei Jinshui's smile until now, but the premise of not being able to forget it is not the deep friendship in the face of adversity, but the bits and pieces of their leisure time together.
To put it bluntly, it's this flirtatious and crazy woman, who is really interesting.
It's just a soul full of bad taste, meeting an equally flirtatious and interesting soul.
Neither of them is pretentious, and they never know what the other person will do to make people's eyes light up or make people's eyes dark.
There is no grand vow of love, just plain and similar interests.
Zuo Lingquan was silent for a moment, then spoke:
"Mei Xianjun, I am not a little pervert. On the contrary, I respect the women around me very much. I will never force women to do things they don't want to do because of selfish desires or reasonable reasons..."
"I am happy to do so."
Mei Jinshui smiled and said, "I dare to make a promise, so I am prepared to pay the price. I don't mind, so why do you mind? Besides, what you said is a bit hypocritical. You used the excuse of cultivation to let Yutang and Yingying lie together and be tormented by you..."
"That's the interest between husband and wife."
Zuo Lingquan defended himself seriously and continued:
"I, Zuo Lingquan, will never be as lustful as Mei Xianjun thinks, and will crawl under the covers when given a chance. If you promised to grant me a wish, I know that whatever I ask for, Mei Xianjun will agree to. , but I will not take advantage of others' danger. Even if the opportunity to humiliate Mei Xianjun is presented to me, I will only make a very reasonable wish and not think about it wrongly. "
Mei Jinshui was dubious. She moved closer and looked into Zuo Lingquan's eyes:
"Really? You only have this chance. If you don't seize it, the dumplings in your mouth may fly away. What reasonable wishes do you want to make?"
Zuo Lingquan sat upright, like an immortal on the mountain discussing the safety of the people, and said seriously:
"Meixianjun, are you sure you can agree to anything?"
Mei Jinshui frowned slightly when he saw this, and thought:
This guy won't let me stick to the right path and dedicate my life to the people of Jiuzhou, right?
What's the difference between letting a man do whatever she wants, and asking her to wash the dishes and mop the floor? !
But the words had already been spoken. Mei Jinshui realized the loopholes in his words and could not make up for it at this time. He could only nod:
"That's right, I can fulfill any wish you have."
Zuo Lingquan blinked his eyes, leaned a little closer and said:
"You are not allowed to be naughty in the house from now on, and call all the girls sister, okay?"
? !
It's better to let me sweep the floor!
Mei Jin's smile froze slightly as he looked at Zuo Lingquan, his eyes turning over and over again, very complicated.
Zuo Lingquan knew that he could not suppress Yutang, let alone control Jianshui, so he let the two of them fight freely at home, and he was afraid that he would not even dare to go home.
For the sake of future family status, Zuo Lingquan's eyes were serious:
"First come, first served. Just call me sister. It's not a big deal. Lord Mei Xian shouldn't be embarrassed, right?"
Not embarrassed?
Mei Jinshui stared at Zuo Lingquan for a long time, her red lips slightly opened, she wanted to speak but stopped, stopped and wanted to speak, and finally tilted her head slightly and gestured out the window:
"It's quite cool outside, why don't you go for a walk?"
In other words, "Get out! Stay where it's cool!"
?
Zuo Lingquan sat up a little straighter, a little unbelievable:
"Mei Xianjun, you agree to everything and then directly go back on your promise, isn't it a bit bad?"
Mei Jinshui regained her demeanor as a saint from the Heavenly Palace, stood up, and took out the feather duster she used to spank Yingying when she was a child:
"I'm an evil witch, and it's not normal for me to go back on my word. Either you change your wish, or you don't have anything at all. If you make such an outrageous request again, I'll beat you up."
Zuo Lingquan knew that his 'little wish' would not come true, so he sighed, settled for the next best thing, and raised his hand:
"Give me the feather duster."
Mei Jinshui was a little confused, but still gave the feather duster to Zuo Lingquan.
Snap——
A very elastic crisp sound sounded from the room!
Mei Jinshui trembled slightly, her demeanor was still elegant and quiet, but there was still a hint of embarrassment between her peach blossom eyes.
"It's so cool!"
Zuo Lingquan stood up, threw the feather duster on the couch refreshed, and clapped his hands:
"Mei Xianjun, please don't be angry. If you promise to fulfill my wish and then go back on your promise, it will be meaningless."
"..."
Mei Jinshui's body was in the Jiu Gai realm, so she would not be hurt by a spanking, but the last time she was spanked was probably when she was thirteen or fourteen years old, when her mother punished her for being naughty at home.
Being beaten by a man is a humiliating feeling that I have never experienced in my life. How can it be so uncomfortable?
After Mei Jinshui was silent for a moment, she secretly gritted her silver teeth:
"Zuo Lingquan, do you think this is more interesting than just messing around?"
"It's much more interesting."
Zuo Lingquan will have plenty of opportunities to mess up in the future, but he may not always have the opportunity to clean up his mother-in-law.
"My wish is that whenever I want to in this life, I can hit you privately at any time. I have the final say how to hit you. You are not allowed to get angry. If you can agree, our agreement will be fulfilled; if you can't agree, just treat me as a slap on you. How about relieving your anger and letting go of the past?”
After Mei Jinshui's clothes rose and fell a few times, she nodded slightly:
"This wish is acceptable, and I will naturally not regret it. But you have to understand that after you mention this wish, if you want 'others', you may not have the chance."
Zuo Lingquan didn't care at all. After all, he promised to have the final say on how to fight him, so there was too much room for maneuverability.
Now I'm wearing a skirt when I'm being beaten, but later when the time is right, I don't want to be beaten at all, or even use a different stick, or change from horizontal to vertical.
"Since Lord Mei Xian can accept it, then we will make an agreement."
"Oh……"
Mei Jinshui took out her handkerchief, slowly wiped off the rouge she had prepared on her lips, and looked out the window:
"Master Zuo, you can disappear."
"Excuse me!"
Zuo Lingquan Zhen'er bowed his hands and then disappeared from the place with a "swish".
Mei Jinshui stood in the room, her head buzzing...
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It is already facing major changes and is in the stage of "closing the book and suspending the work for one month". Daily life is basically a real daily life or2.
The main text can just push the plot without considering emotions, but the daily routine is more difficult to write than the main text without a plot; there are too many things to take care of at the end to avoid omissions and regrets. So the update is not fast, please understand...
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