The Disastrous Life of Saiki

Chapter 22: Jokes about Parents



(It's a normal school day at PK Academy. Saiki is sitting at his desk, staring out the window, already annoyed.)

Saiki (thinking): Yare yare, another school day. Can't I just get a holiday to stay home? Not like they'd let me enjoy it. Here they come…

(Aren walks into the classroom with a forced smile. Kaidou and Hairo are already chatting nearby.)

Kaido: Yo, Saiki! Saiki-kun! Saiki!

Saiki (thinking): Why do they think saying my name a hundred times will make me listen? I'm not deaf,though I wish I was, just to escape these conversations.

(Aren joins the group, quieter than usual. Saiki watches at him, already sensing something is off.)

Saiki (thinking): Aren's faking it again. What happened this time?

Hairo: Hey, Aren! You've been kinda quiet today. Everything okay?

Aren (forcing a laugh): Yeah, i am fine.

Saiki (thinking): Fine ,huh classic lie.

(Saiki sighs as he hears Aren's thoughts.)

Aren (thinking): Why didn't I say something? I should've punched that guy for making those jokes about my parents. Now I can't stop thinking about it…

(Saiki's expression doesn't change, but he's already tired of the drama.)

Kaido: Don't worry, Aren! I bet it's the Dark Reunion's fault. They're trying to mess with your head again!

Aren (snapping): Kaido, not everything is about the Dark Reunion!

Kaido: That's exactly what they'd want you to say!

(Saiki sighs in his head again.)

Saiki (thinking): Why do I have to listen to this nonsense so early in the day?

Hairo: I know what'll help, Aren! Let's hit the gym after school. Punching something always clears my head.

(Aren hesitates but nods. Saiki watches, knowing where this is going.)

Saiki (thinking): Good. Maybe he'll stop sulking if he punches a bag instead of regretting not punching someone.

Later, at the gym.

Hairo: Alright, Aren! Let it all out!

(Aren punches the bag hard, his frustration pouring out.)

Aren (thinking): Next time, I won't freeze. I'll shut them up. They'll regret messing with me.

(Saiki watches from the corner, arms crossed.)

Saiki (thinking): Great. Now he's imagining a future fight. At least he's stopped whining about the past.

(Aren steps back, breathing heavily, but smiling for real this time.)

Aren: Thanks, Hairo. I feel better now.

Hairo: That's the spirit! Now let's do 100 push-ups!

(Saiki turns to leave, shaking his head.)

Saiki (thinking): Problem solved. Now, if only I could get a holiday from their endless drama.


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