NOVEL NEXT Chapter 2: Chapter 1
Top Secret
You have been chosen to be a member of the Shinigami Women's Secret Society (SWSS). Not to be confused with the Shinigami Women's Association.
This invitation is for your eyes only and I must implore you to keep it a secret. The details of this Society will be disclosed at the first meeting which will be held one week from today at 10:00pm. If you accept this invitation (and you better) please come by Matsumoto Rangiku's room where you will be told where to report.
Matsumoto Rangiku, President
Shihoin Yoruichi, Vice President
Rangiku was so excited for tonight's meeting. She couldn't believe that everyone that had been invited had accepted. Well actually she could believe it because Yoruichi had threatened to kill whoever didn't. Of course she was joking, but better safe than sorry. Everything was all set. Kukaku and Yoruichi confirmed that the room underneath of the Shihoin compound was ready for their first meeting. Seeing everyone's faces after they found out what this 'Secret Society' was all about would be priceless.
The idea had actually come from Yoruichi. Well she didn't actually have the idea. It was something she'd said while she was out drinking one night with Rangiku. Things had gotten horribly dull since the end of the war. Besides the occasional low level hollow there was absolutely nothing to do but paperwork, much to Rangiku's dismay. Things had the potential to get very interesting with the Visored and the four Espada that had betrayed Aizen now being a part of the Gotei 13. Although they had proven themselves to be relatively trustworthy, Head Captain Yamamoto didn't trust them enough to make any of them captains. Grimmjow had been placed in the most obvious place which was squad eleven. Between him and Ikkaku, Kenpachi got to fight as much as he wanted. Ulquiorra was made Captain Kuchiki's lieutenant after Renji was promoted to captain of Squad three…as if squad six wasn't already yummy enough. Urahara Kisuke was made captain of squad 5 with Ichigo as his lieutenant. Momo had been moved to Squad four. Yoruichi was made captain of squad seven and Neliel her lieutenant since both captain Komamura and his lieutenant were killed in battle. The former Primera Espada, Coyote Starrk, was made the lieutenant of squad nine and Shuhei was promoted to Captain since he'd basically been running the division since Captain Tosen left anyway. Shuhei was still basically on his own since Starrk spent most of his time slacking off with Captain Kyoraku. It was scary how alike those two are even down to being devilishly good looking.
Three weeks ago…
Rangiku and Yoruichi were sitting in one of their favorite bars enjoying some raspberry sake while waiting for Kukaku and Nel to arrive. The four women had become extremely close in the last couple of months and it had become a weekly tradition for the beauties to meet up to drink away their frustrations and just enjoy each other's company.
"You know," slurred Rangiku, throwing an arm around Yoruichi's shoulders. "This really sucks. I can't remember the last time I had sex. It wouldn't be so bad if there weren't so many good
looking men walking around…and they're so stingy. It's just not fair."
Yoruichi giggled at her friend's slurred speech. "You don't need them…you've got me," she said hitting her chest a little harder than she meant to.
"Oh, you'll always be my favorite kitty," Rangiku replied with a wink. They both burst out laughing and fell all over each other.
"So you bitches started the party without us huh?" The inebriated pair turned to see Kukaku and Nel walking towards them.
"Of course not. We were just waiting for you two," Rangiku said jumping up to hug Nel. She knew better than to try hugging Kukaku. The head of the Shiba clan plopped down very ungracefully and began to drink straight from the bottle. The other three exchanged amused glances before Yoruichi said what they were all thinking.
"Rough day?"
Kukaku glared at her while finishing off the last drop then slammed the bottle down on the table. "Go to hell."
"I'm gonna have to say no to that request," she said smirking before ordering them another three bottles of sake.
Two hours seemed to whiz by in a matter of minutes. The four of them were quite drunk when Captain Kyoraku walked in, followed by Captain Ukitake, Captain Hisagi, Captain Urahara, Captain Abarai, Lieutenant Starrk, Lieutenant Kurosaki and Shinji. They were led to the largest booth, which was in the back corner of the bar, diagonally from where the party of busty beauties were currently trying to keep from drooling.
"Did I ever tell you how much I love tattoos?" Nel slurred dreamily.
"Oh, did you know Shinji has a tongue ring?" said Rangiku almost giddy. The other three groaned in sexual agony.
"I've had enough of this shit," Yoruichi said slamming her cup down on the table. "There are eight totally fuckable men over there and just what do you think they're doing?" She stood up and somehow managed to keep from toppling over onto Kukaku since her balance was total shit at this point. Her speech was terribly slurred, but of course her friends understood her perfectly because let's face it, drunks understand each other.
"Not us." Kukaku complained.
"That's right!" Yoruichi took another sip of her sake before continuing her 'motivational speech'. "They're…th…they're just…just sitting over there being all sexy and…and totally ignoring the needs of others. Everyone likes cats and…and boobs and fireworks and…and…and bone hats," she said flinging her hand at each of her counterparts as she named their uh…better qualities.
"Yeah," Rangiku yelled throwing her fist in the air.
"Shhhh," said Nel spitting all over the others. "Do you want everyone to hear?"
"I don't care. Fuck everybody in here with ears," Kukaku yelled at the top of her lungs. The bar fell silent and all eyes were on the table of lovely, albeit drunk, Shinigami.
"Has anyone ever noticed that Rukia's hair looks like a squid?" whispered Nel to the group, trying not to interrupt the sudden silence.
Rangiku reached up, grabbed Yoruichi's wrist, and yanked her down, which wasn't too difficult since she was just barely able to stand anyway. She fell face first into Rangiku's bountiful bosom almost smothering herself to death, causing an eruption of laughter from Kukaku. Once she escaped the killer boobs and caught her breath, her face became very grave causing her friends to get serious as well…or as serious as they could manage under the circumstances. They were all on the edge of their seats waiting for her to say something. The corners of her mouth started to curl up in a way that the other three knew meant she was definitely up to something, but before any of them could open their mouths Yoruichi said, "Be right back," then disappeared.