The Daily Life Of God And His Invisible Wife

Min Jiangyun was dazzled by the dazzling golden light that filled the sky, causing him to instinctively close his eyes, and then slowly open them again. As he saw the large characters clearly, his eyes widened abruptly.

"Uwu uwu uwu!" Since Chen Ling had covered his mouth, he unintentionally emitted the voice of Sui Li'er's sound package.

"Uwu uwu!" (Kill me!)

His body suddenly began to struggle frantically.

The more he struggled, the happier Chen Ling became.

Min Jiangyun had never seen someone so crazy before.

Damn it, you're the real dark mage! No, you're a demon, you're a devil!

〚 Ding~ The target falls into desperate collapse, -1 million points! 〛

〚 -1 million points! 〛

"Hahaha burp~?" Chen Ling was taken aback for a moment, looking at Min Jiangyun in disbelief. He actually broke through the record?!

Chen Ling always thought his limit was 100,000. Never did he expect it to be 1 million. An uncontrollable mad smile appeared on his face.

That smile made Min Jiangyun's heart skip a beat, and he dared not utter another word. He felt as if he had caught the attention of the Lord of Demons, feeling a chilling aura all over his body, trembling uncontrollably.

"Uwu~" (Help~ me!) Min Jiangyun began to really feel afraid.

〚 Ding~ The target feels fear! -100,000 points! 〛

Chen Ling: ????

"I'm so sorry, I scared you!" Chen Ling immediately apologized sincerely to him.

He quickly used the system to help repair Min Jiangyun's injured body. He then gently patted off the dust from him and removed the cloth from his mouth. All the actions were done smoothly, and Min Jiangyun didn't even react.

Respectfully, Chen Ling placed him back on the ground and said with a smile, "Alright, now please look up again!"

As he spoke, he pointed towards the sky.

Min Jiangyun, in a daze, looked up once more.

〚 Ding~ The target feels despair and collapse! -1 million points! 〛

With a thud, Min Jiangyun knelt directly on the ground, despairingly looking at the large characters in the sky.

This was the shame of his life.

Due to being a Pisces, he was born with red and green hair. Since childhood, he had been mocked and ridiculed, and his greatest fear was mockery. But fate seemed to play a joke on him. His curse was even more laughable! Oh well~

"Beautiful! Hahaha." Chen Ling laughed uncontrollably, clutching his stomach in front of him, paying no attention to the fact that Min Jiangyun was a peak state dark mage.

However, Min Jiangyun had lost his fighting spirit at this point. His life was over. He had hidden his curse for many years, even going so far as to consume over 500 of his own kind. All of this was to become a respected and feared powerful individual, someone whom nobody would dare to mock.

Now, this dream was shattered by Chen Ling. He would become the laughingstock of the world!

The whole world would know that he was a "3-second man"!

Overnight, Chen Ling trampled upon and destroyed the carefully crafted image that Min Jiangyun had worked on for years, completely shattering his psychological defense line. Simply put, it broke his mind!

And Chen Ling finally knew how to deduct more points from people. He named this technique: 〚 Heart Kill 〛

"Eh? What do you want to do?" Chen Ling suddenly grabbed his hand, smiling brightly as he said, "You want to commit suicide? Do you think that's possible? Hm?"

Min Jiangyun suddenly burst into maniacal laughter.

"No, I want us to die together," he said.

As soon as he finished speaking, a surge of energy erupted from within Min Jiangyun's body, capable of shaking the entire city with its magic power!

The smile on Chen Ling's face disappeared instantly!

He revealed a terrified expression and exclaimed, "You want to self-destruct!?"

As a high-level Grand Mage, and especially as a Dark mage, the self-destructive energy of Min Jiangyun was enough to destroy the entire Misty Rain city.

"Hahaha~" Min Jiangyun tightly embraced Chen Ling, laughing manically into his ear. "Let's die together!"

Chen Ling shouted in fear, "No, please don't!"

Seeing Chen Ling's panic, Min Jiangyun laughed crazily once again, and the roles between the two switched once more.

"Hahaha~"

Just one second before the explosion: "Cough cough~ My throat is hoarse from shouting, enough with the act. Well, I haven't married yet, and you can't die either. Besides, this little trick of yours won't be able to kill me."

With that said, Chen Ling thought. It was the first time he had ever used such an immense amount of the boundless magic energy within his body.

In this world, the curse energy/magic energy within a person's body resides in the dantian.

Although the dantian is located within a person's body, if one's spiritual power delves into it, they would discover that the stored curse energy inside would become infinitely abundant as their strength grows. If the curse energy in the dantian of a Curse Master can be likened to a vast ocean, then the magic energy in Chen Ling's dantian is like a boundless galaxy, an infinite universe!

The powerful magic energy rushed into Min Jiangyun's body, surrounding his dantian, which was on the verge of self-destruction. It securely wrapped around his dantian, preventing the imminent explosion.

In that instant, Min Jiangyun's consciousness felt a moment of dizziness, only sensing a surge of scorching heat flowing within his body. It was a strange and inexplicably pleasant sensation.

Seeing his peculiar expression, Chen Ling furrowed his brow.

Smack!

He gave him a resounding slap.

"Are you enjoying yourself, you bastard?" He directly knocked Min Jiangyun unconscious.

Then he brought him back to the small stone house. He placed a wooden stake at the doorstep and tied Min Jiangyun's hands and feet to it, preventing him from committing suicide.

And then came another defeaning slap!

Min Jiangyun was instantly jolted awake, and he instinctively tried to move, only to find himself completely weak and powerless, feeling as if his kidneys were drained.

In the next moment, he attempted to use his curse energy to escape, but he realized…

His curse energy was gone, and his dantian…

It was shattered!

"What have you done!?" Min Jiangyun suddenly roared.

"Shut the hell up!" Smack!

Chen Ling directly slapped him. "I… someone is sleeping inside, and if you wake them up, I'll beat you to death!"

Then he turned the wooden stake around, making Min Jiangyun face the sparkling golden words in the sky.

Min Jiangyun's gaze froze.

〚 Ding~ Target's emotions collapse in despair! – 1 million points! 〛

"Hehe…" Chen Ling chuckled and directly covered Min Jiangyun's mouth with a foul-smelling rag.

He then clapped his hands and returned to the small stone house. He had no intention of removing those shiny golden words. He planned to let Min Jiangyun look at them every day.

It was a way to deduct his points. When his points were deducted, they decreased by several hundred million in an instant!

From then on, no matter if it was windy or rainy, shrouded in fog, or illuminated by the dawn's sunlight, Misty Rain City had an additional bizarre sight.

〚 Min Jiangyun, the high-level Grand Mage, has a 3-second manhood~ 〛

Looking at the screen filled with point deductions, Chen Ling was so delighted that he couldn't sleep.

As the faint sunlight fell upon the earth in the early morning, the people of this misty city gradually woke up. They all saw the sparkling golden words written in the sky by Chen Ling using his incantation.

The entire city was particularly lively today!

"Damn it! Min Jiangyun is a 3-second man! Hahaha~" Someone couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Haha~ Wait, isn't your curse supposed to be 2 seconds? What are you laughing at?"

"Shh! Keep it down."

"Hai~ It's okay, everyone already knew."

??? The person looked at the people around and found their faces filled with sympathy.

"BOOM!"

"I'm going to tear your mouth apart!"

Meanwhile, the adorable little Li'er also woke up from her dream.

The little fox arrived on time to deliver food and was startled by Min Jiangyun staring at her with bloodshot eyes.

"Damn it?! Scared this fox to death, meow!" The little fox couldn't help but size him up.

Min Jiangyun saw someone and immediately looked at them with joy, only to realize it was a creature that was neither human nor fox. Inner thoughts: What the hell is this?

But now, only she could save him!

He immediately started whimpering.

"Whimper, whimper!" (Save me!)

The little fox: ???

"What did you say? Save you?"

"Whimper, whimper!" (Yes!)

"Hmm?" The little fox furrowed her brows.

"Did Chen Ling bring you here?"

Min Jiangyun nodded frantically, "Whimper, whimper!"

"Well, are you Min Jiangyun?"

Min Jiangyun paused for a moment, thinking it must be one of his fans! His heart instantly filled with joy, and he nodded, whimpering twice.

The little fox suddenly grinned, baring her teeth. "Hahaha! So you're the famous three-second man! Hahaha~"

Min Jiangyun: ???

〚 Ding~ Target feels ashamed and embarrassed! – 1 million points! 〛

Meanwhile, Sui Li'er naturally heard the fox's honking from outside. She groggily crawled out of bed and walked to the door to open it.

As soon as she opened it, her eyes were dazzled by the shining golden words in the sky. "Whim~ What is it? It's so bright!"

Min Jiangyun heard someone behind him and turned around in fear.

At a glance, his heart was instantly pierced by Sui Li'er's beauty. So beautiful!

The golden light emitted by the runes, shining on her, made her look like an angel.

Min Jiangyun temporarily forgot about his shame as he gazed at her.

Just then, "Hehehe~ Suisui, come and see, this guy is Min Jiangyun."

Min Jiangyun's heart suddenly skipped a beat! He turned his head in fear and looked at the little fox.

"Whimper, whimper!" (Shut up!)

"What?" Sui Li'er groggily walked out with half-closed eyes and saw Min Jiangyun tied up.

"Ya!" She took a few steps back in fear, looking at Min Jiangyun and suddenly remembered something.

"Ah! You're… the dark magician from last night!"

The little fox: "He's the three-second man! Hehehe~"

〚 Ding~ Target: Min Jiangyun, overwhelming despair, deduct 2 million points! 〛

!!!

Chen Ling jumped up in disbelief, arrived in front of Min Jiangyun and looked at him in disbelief: "Damn it! You can still break the record!?"

Min Jiangyun immediately wilted in fear at the sight of him!

〚 Ding~ Target feels fear: Deduct 100,000 points! 〛

Chen Ling was speechless: "Tsk, why are you so timid?"

Sui Li'er saw Chen Ling's face and immediately smiled. That smile was like fireworks blooming in the dark night. It dispelled Chen Ling's confusion and Min Jiangyun's inner fear.

"Hehe~ Chen Ling! You're awake too~ You're up early!" His waking up early today meant that she could play with him a little longer! Happy!

Chen Ling looked at her and became more composed. He smiled and said: "Yeah, you're up early too."

"Hehe~ I'm happy~" As she said that, she reached out her hand and activated her skill: [Hold Hands!]

Chen Ling: ??? You really think of me as a dog, huh?

Then he gently held her hand.

"Hehe~" Sui Li'er's inner thoughts: Skill successfully used~

〚 Ding~ Target: Min Jiangyun, feels angry, deduct 2 million points! 〛

Chen Ling narrowed his eyes after hearing that: "Mind reading! Activate!"

( I will definitely kill this guy and get her! )

Chen Ling couldn't help but let out a cold laugh. Then, his voice appeared in Min Jiangyun's mind: "How is it? Isn't my wife beautiful? She's my wife, sorry about that."

〚 Ding~ – 2 million points! 〛

All communication was happening through their consciousness.

Chen Ling smirked and then looked at Sui Li'er: "Let's go, time for breakfast."

"Hehe~ Okay!"

"Oh, by the way, Xuan Xuan, what do you mean by 'three-second man' that you mentioned earlier?"

〚 Ding~ Target: Min Jiangyun, deduct 2 million points! 〛