The Crystal Palace Of Heaven

“Woo, as an artist, it’s so inelegant to go so far. It’s an unprecedented gaffe! Let my colleagues know that it’s impossible to see people.” Even at this time, Olivier still Did not forget to organize his appearance. He didn’t know where to find a mirror and sorted out his hair. “Little Lucy, isn’t there any way to reverse the current situation?”

Lu Xi subconsciously hit a chill and took a step back. In line with the principle that customers are the parents of food, clothing and food, Lu Xi can only be patient, hold back the goose bumps that spread from the depths of his soul, and slowly swallow: “There are several methods, it depends on how you choose your customers.”

“Little Lucy, after several days of fighting side by side and living together, can’t you still witness my character and sincerity? Please speak freely and call me‘ Olivier sauce ’.”

“Okay, guests …”

“Olivier sauce ~~~~”

If you do n’t look at the half of the remuneration, who will control you, a blonde idiot, Lu Xi forced to suppress some of his urges, and the facial features struggled to squeeze a business smile.

“Mr. Olivier, I have been doing this business for some time. Integrity is the foundation of business. Since I have received your remuneration, then I have the obligation to take you out safely. Although your deliberate concealment makes you expensive Both of us are in great danger, but as the five-star gold guide of Norda Tourism Development Group, we still made the following proposals for you, you can consider it … “

“Oli …”

“First, as in the current situation, we have temporarily dumped the beetle. As long as we are alert, we will carefully take care of the terrain and the beetle in the forest. We may not be able to send you safely out of the forest. . “

“So, what about the risk?” Faced with the most realistic problem, Olivier was serious.

“The smell of that beetle is several times that of the best hounds. Once we are out of the protection of the dragon vines in the cave, it will be able to detect us. You also saw its speed and endurance just now … but if you take one The humble and pious heart prays to the elder sister Elune, maybe you can escape. “

“Well, my highness, the goddess, has everything to do, maybe we missed our prayers by accident. Please say the next one first.”

“Norda Forest is full of strange plants and Eudemons, and it is still familiar with the environment here. Although it is only a civilian in the bottom, there is no fighting power, but you are the knight of Virginia and Auckland. Director of Martial Arts. If we make a careful arrangement and set up a few more traps, we might be able to kill the beetle directly, and there will be a new adventure legend in the world … what do you think? “

“My main business is an artist, and the side business is a knight.” Olivier showed an embarrassed look, and said: “Well, that beetle should be a crypt lord?”

“Yes, the king of the Rock Hidden and the son of the queen spider can skillfully use magic and venom, and even create earthquakes and mudslides. With physical power alone, they can also kill a small town, one of the legendary high-level monsters. You That’s right, it’s a crypt lord, still pink and tender. “

“It is said that to siege a crypt lord, it takes several elite troops of hundreds.”

“If there is not enough elite, a thousand people are useless. A year ago, three crypt lords created a sensational tragedy in the shadow shadow tribe of the dungeon. That time, the dead drow elves exceeded two thousand people.”

“I decided that although courage is a hero’s creed, the temporary retreat was done by the wise! You said the next one.”

“We walked through this cave, our legs and feet were faster, and it was only a quarter of an hour to Norda’s outpost, and we could take the opportunity to ask them for help.”

“Although I am very willing to have a romantic encounter with the beauty of the wood elves, if the book is right, will the elves be very unfriendly to humans who enter their forbidden places without permission?”

“Usually it’s a straight arrow, but that was before,” Lu Xi said, “I still prefer this method. As you know my identity, the elves will definitely not hurt me, but stay with me, You are only half as likely to be killed by them. Moreover, after many years of travel business, the wood elves are also very open, and they will not be as sensitive to the tourists who ran into the forbidden forest as before, and the possibility of harming you. It’s dropped by half. This way, we have a 75% chance of survival for all of us. As long as we have 60% confidence in business, we can invest, let alone escape? “

“It turns out that this is true. Do you want to leave my companion who has been together for 108 hours and be saved yourself?” Olivier sent out a sigh that is almost an opera aria. “Humanity, it is so sad. Okay. Let ’s just leave me alone, just escape. Let me, who believes in truth, kindness, and beauty, together with the ugly spider, march into the abyss of decay and falsehood! “

Is it a beetle or a spider?

The full name of the blond youth who believes in truth, goodness and beauty is Olivier Langheim. Although he does n’t know this adventurous man, he is obviously a noble boy. Outing, but considering the generous reward, Lu Xi did not ask much.

　　 If it is an old fritter that has been in the mall for a long time, it will definitely think twice about this pie-like business. Unfortunately, the little otaku who has got into the eyes of money obviously does not have such a meticulous thinking.

　　 So, after several days of trekking, Lu Xi and Olivier arrived at the Red Maple Valley. Just when this unruly and often **** blonde “player” felt emotion at the young man of Fenglin Dafa Literature and Art who had no leaves at all, the ancient ruins in the valley that had been abandoned for thousands of years suddenly issued. There were strange and dull vibrations.

Under the witness of the two, the slate ground covered with granite began to collapse. These boulders that had been hit by wind and rain for thousands of years and nothing happened gradually shattered, and a huge passage appeared in the middle of the ruins. The passage was dark and deep, as if leading to a bottomless abyss.

Lu Xi and Olivier stared at each other for a long time, and it was not until the huge worm-shaped Warcraft rushed out of the tunnel that the two of them reacted.

Then naturally it is a path of tragic escape …

“This is unwilling, then unwilling, what on earth do you want to do?” Lu Xi wanted to kick Olivier, but he resisted because the customer was God’s business principle, “Are you ready to go to that crypt Talk to the lord and see if your elegance can convince him and let him let us go? “

At this point, the two had gradually walked to the other side of the cave. Olivier was looking at the entrance of the cave. Hearing this, he turned back and said, “That’s not sure, maybe the crypt lord will be a very tasteful person. What about good people … “

“No matter how tasteful the crypt lord is, he eats human flesh instead of sashimi.”

“That … actually the sashimi is also raw.”

“Don’t care about the details of such incomprehensible customs. All in all, let him let us go unless the crypt lord is a vegetarian.”

The answer to Lu Xi was not Olivier, but the low voice from behind the earth wall above the cave: “I’m so sorry. Although I always think that I am the most tasteful crypt lord, but vegetarian food is still Too reluctant. “

“I hate it, Brother Olivier,” Lu Xiqiang said with a smile, “I have known you for so long, and I don’t know if you can speak it.”

“Talk in two voices, isn’t that a **** stunt?”

“Who do you call a shemale? Do you want to die once and see?”

As soon as the words fell, the two glanced at each other, looking at each other horrifiedly, and then felt their feet tight. Lu Xi only felt that a rope or something caught his ankle, and then was pulled out of the cave by a huge force. In the next second, he had been thrown heavily on the ground, and he fell to the ground.

“Oops! It’s too rude” Olivier rubbed his **** and couldn’t get up for a long time. It seemed to enjoy the same treatment. “This can also be called taste. The **** of taste will cry in the clouds …”

“There will be such an unremarkable **** in that world!” Lu Xi looked at the sky dizzyly, loudly.

“Maybe there is a slight discrepancy between humans and our understanding of taste, so the misunderstandings I caused, I would like to bow down to express my sincere apology … Although I am a spider, there is no waist.” Lu Xi’s surprise The attitude of this crypt lord is quite sympathetic.

As described in the book, the Crypt Lord looks like a giant spider with a carapace. Its carapace is bluish green, with a hint of strange luster, bright red compound eyes and flexible tentacles on its head, eight huge legs appear strong and powerful, and two mantis-like bone knives protrude from its chest. people.

Lu Xi blinked a little, and he got the intelligence of the crypt lord.

Name 😕 ? . Race: Crypt Lord (adult).

Comprehensive combat power: Gold ★★★, (extremely dangerous, it is recommended that the host escape immediately)

“Dragon Sudo should be able to cover our smell, how did you find us.” Lu Xi asked while secretly pressing his hand on his waist.

“Don’t you know?” The big spider (or beetle?) Swings its tentacles proudly, “As a noble, the most tasteful way to relax is to play peekaboo with the maid!”

Although it is one of the most powerful monsters in the world, the other party is obviously a bit off-line, but Olivier’s courage has grown up: “You just told me taste, wouldn’t it really just mean human sashimi?”

“Of course not,” the tentacles of the Crypt Lord swayed a few times, and the huge compound eyes also squeezed out a line, as if smiling. “Actually, I always like art. Like the paintings of Milano and Luo Long ’s sculptures, even fakes, I have collected several pieces. In addition, before every meal, I have the habit of listening to music. Of course, if it is a cheerful waltz, it is of course the best; The melody really makes me all blood … well, although I am a spider, there is no blood. “

Olivier glanced at Lu Xi proudly: “See, it’s a good guy. My teacher said: No one who loves art is a bad person.”

The Crypt Lord shook his tentacles and continued, “I hired a troupe some time ago. The dancer’s dance posture was so beautiful. The sadness and joy in the story were so touching that she interpreted it with actions, which made me cry… Although I am a spider, there are no tears. “

“Hehe, hehe,” Lu Xiqiang laughed a few times, “You even like the musicals.”

This guy … is it really the Crypt Lord?

“That is of course! As a tasteful lord, you must not only have perfect character and manners, but also a profound artistic appreciation and emotional soul. Only in this way can you feel the beauty of the world. Then you will find out : Every little thing is full of passion and sparks of life. The world is so beautiful, life is so brilliant … “

Good wordy beetles (or spiders?)!

“When the dancer’s body is struggling in my mouth, and when her flesh and soul are flowing in my body, I can even feel: the artist with the highest talent is dancing in my stomach! Although I am Spider, no stomach. “

What did you say? !

“Oh, please don’t be surprised. I like to enjoy singing and dancing and music before dinner, and the main course is these performers. Think about it, when they are integrated with me, my soul will be in the palace of art. Sublimation, my taste will coexist with elegance and classics, my … “

Lu Xi took a cloth bag from his waist and threw it to the crypt lord, just falling into the chattering mouth.

“What did you do!” The crypt lord uttered a sharper and bloodthirsty roar than the lion tiger. “Taste and elegance” disappeared. He raised a huge bone knife and waved to Lu Xi, but he just waved Halfway through, he was already rolling on the ground holding his belly.

“Hurry up!” Lu Xila picked up Olivier, who was still on the ground, and ran to the depths of the forest.

“What did you eat it for?”

“It’s just some anthelmintic herbs. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com didn’t expect to be effective for crypt lords. That is to say, even if they are children of the devil, are they essentially bugs?”

“Yeah, even if they behave like nobles, they are still **** monsters and bugs.” Olivier said gritted his teeth.

“This kind of tone is not quite like you.” Olivier’s almost cursed vulgar tone surprised Lu Xi.

“Last year, the dance master Miss Vinica ’s song and dance troupe known as ‘Crystal Rose’ was unknowingly attacked by someone. The members of the troupe were killed and injured, but there was no news of her. Everyone thought that the robber wanted to ransom , As long as she can be safe, it doesn’t matter how much money, but I can’t think of … “

Lu Xi sighed, but really did not know how to comfort each other. From Olivier’s tragic expression, it can be seen that this guy must also be the brain-fucker of Veronica, and Lu Xi from another world knows the unlimited level of this creature.

“Let’s go to the elves for help!” Olivier said suddenly. “It doesn’t matter what I do, but I must let that **** bug go away! Otherwise, Aphrodite, the **** of beauty and art, will cry for it, Those who pursue love and beauty will also rot in the abyss of tyranny and cruelty … “

Lu Xi suddenly found out: worrying about this blond idiot, he is more like a idiot.

At this time, the heavy footsteps behind him were far and near, and the roar of the crypt lord was a little more angry and hysterical.

“Anyway, let’s escape, otherwise our corpses will be accompanied by the decaying vegetation here!” Lu Xila took Olivier, and his pace was a little faster.

Mother of Heaven, my life is really a miracle of life!