NOVEL NEXT Chapter 188: The filial piety of the eldest brother is a bit cruel
Lu Chengwen saw the opportunity, immediately grabbed the handle of the knife with both hands and pulled it out forcefully.
Poof——!
Blood almost spurted out, and a stream of blood directly sprayed on Lu Chengwen's face.
"Senior brother is really full of blood! Junior brother admires you so much!"
Long Aotian hugged his thigh and said with difficulty: "You bastard! You stabbed my artery!"
Lu Chengwen said: "That's how much blood there is! Senior brother, please bear with it for a while, the city hospital is only a few hours' drive away. But the car is on the mountainside, Senior Brother, can you walk to the mountainside by yourself?"
"Lu Chengwen! Damn you!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was furious.
She shouted: "Despicable villain, I'll kill you!"
The short knife had already reached the top of Lu Chengwen's head but was blocked by Hua Xuenin's long sword.
Zhuge Xiaohua was so angry: "Xuenin! What are you doing again? Didn't you see him stab the young master?"
Hua Xuenin said: "Right and wrong, with the old senior Hun Tiangang here, you and I don't need to argue."
"You... You're pissing me off!"
Hun Tiangang laughed.
"Good, good, good! Not bad, not bad, not bad!"
Long Aotian lay on the ground, clutching his thigh, blood continuously flowing out from the place he couldn't cover with his hands: "Master! Junior brother cheated, he should lose this round!"
Lu Chengwen said: "How did I lose? How accurate was my stab? Just tell me if there is enough blood!"
Long Aotian rolled on the ground, roaring: "This is my leg! My leg! The blood is also my blood!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Hey, hey, hey, senior brother, you don't think I would stab my own thigh, do you? There is no such fool in the world?"
"Of course you stab yourself! I stabbed myself!"
"Yes, I stabbed you too, we both stabbed the same person, fair and reasonable!"
Hun Tiangang pressed a few acupoints on Long Aotian and applied some mysterious ointment to the wound.
Magically, the bleeding stopped.
Long Aotian stood up with difficulty with the help of Zhuge Xiaohua.
Hun Tiangang said: "I declare that Lu Chengwen wins this round."
Long Aotian was shocked: "Why, Master? He fouled?"
"Foul? No!"
Long Aotian: "Even if it's about courage, I'm braver than him, at least I stabbed myself! He didn't stab himself at all!"
Hun Tiangang looked at Long Aotian: "Who said this round is about courage? This round is about wisdom, to see who is smarter and can pass the test smoothly!"
Long Aotian's eyes widened: "Then why did you ask us to tell you the story of cutting flesh and eating it?"
Hun Tiangang also widened his eyes: "Aotian, can you hear courage from this story? Do you think these two people are brave?"
"I..." Long Aotian was speechless.
"Then you... should have told us in advance what you are comparing!"
Hun Tiangang looked at Lu Chengwen: "Does this need to be said?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "Anyway, as soon as I heard what you said, Master, I knew this round was about wisdom, not courage. Those two idiots have nothing to do with the word 'courage'."
Long Aotian was so angry that he almost cried.
It's not pain, it's grievance!
He has never been played like this before.
"Then you gestured there for a long time, but you didn't dare to do it!?"
Lu Chengwen almost "cried" too:
"Senior brother!" Lu Chengwen pretended to be sad: "I'm going to stab your leg! It's your chivalrous and righteous thigh! Do you think it's so easy for me to stab it?"
Lu Chengwen beat his chest: "I have to cheer myself up before I can muster up the courage!"
Long Aotian roared angrily: "You couldn't bear to stab my artery!? Ah!?"
Lu Chengwen put some saliva on the corner of his eyes: "Senior brother! You told me to stab it in, all the way in, don't leave any blade outside!"
"You...I..."
"Without your encouragement and cheering, Senior Brother, I really couldn't do it. Senior Brother, you are a man of noble character!"
Zhuge Xiaohua was so angry: "Lu Chengwen, I have never seen such a sinister, cunning, and hypocritical villain like you! You are not a gentleman at all!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Xiaohua is really a good girl, she can only scold 'not a gentleman', haha."
Hua Xuenin walked to Lu Chengwen's side and asked with concern: "Are you okay? Mr. Lu."
Zhuge Xiaohua's face was ferocious: "What could happen to him!? He stabbed someone else's thigh!"
Lu Chengwen clutched his heart: "I just stabbed Senior Brother, and my heart aches."
Hua Xuenin nodded: "I can understand the struggle, contradiction, pain, and self-blame in your heart."
Zhuge Xiaohua gritted her teeth: "Which eye of yours saw him blaming himself!?"
"He cried." Hua Xuenin pointed to the corner of Lu Chengwen's eyes.
"That's saliva! Saliva! He put saliva on his own eyes in front of us!"
Hua Xuenin stomped her feet and said: "He just couldn't cry, so he used saliva instead! Why can't you understand Mr. Lu's good intentions?"
Long Aotian's bleeding stopped after Hun Tiangang's treatment.
He supported Zhuge Xiaohua: "No need to say more, next round!"
"Well." Hun Tiangang said: "My two beloved disciples, who knows the story of 'Tasting Feces with Worry' in the Twenty-four Filial Piety?"
Long Aotian narrowed his eyes: Old man, what are you going to do!?
Lu Chengwen was also thinking in his heart:
[Damn it, it's getting more and more exciting. ]
Zhuge Xiaohua secretly said to Long Aotian: "Young Master, we can only win this second round, we cannot lose."
"I understand." Long Aotian sighed: "Two out of three rounds, he won the first round by cheating, the second round is his match point, if I lose again, there will be no third round. This round, I must win!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, I know this story."
"There was a man named Yu Qianlou in ancient times who became a county magistrate. Less than ten days after taking office, he felt flustered and sweaty and had a premonition that something must have happened at home, so he hurriedly resigned and returned home."
"When he got home, it turned out that his father had been seriously ill for two days."
Long Aotian took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and continued:
"The doctor told him that if he wanted to know whether the illness was good or bad, he only needed to taste the feces. If it was very bitter, it meant that there was nothing wrong."
"But after Yu Qianlou tasted his father's feces, he found that it tasted very sweet, so he was very worried. He knelt and worshiped the Big Dipper at night, praying that he could die instead of his father."
Lu Chengwen continued:
"A few days later, Yu Qianlou's father still died of illness. Yu Qianlou buried his father and observed filial piety for three years."
Then he sighed: "He is really a filial son!"
Hun Tiangang also sighed: "Yes, Yu Qianlou was willing to taste feces because he was worried about his father's illness, can you do that?"
Lu Chengwen immediately said: "Of course I can! A teacher for a day, a father for life, you are just like my father, when it comes to filial piety, this disciple will never be ambiguous!"
Long Aotian thought for a while: "Master, we are comparing 'filial piety' this time, right? Not... comparing wisdom and courage, right? Don't let me eat a lot, and then you two say I'm stupid, don't play like this anymore."
Hun Tiangang said: "What are you talking about? Twenty-four filial piety, twenty-four filial piety, this time we are comparing filial piety. I just want to see you two, hey, who has this filial piety."
Hun Tiangang took out a lump of feces from behind him: "Here! This is my achievement yesterday, you... who will go first?"
Lu Chengwen immediately said: "I'll go first!"
Then he glanced at Long Aotian triumphantly.
Long Aotian clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "I'll go first!"
I can't lose!
The upper four sects... are related to my martial arts luck in this life!
And the old Hun Tiangang is right, the ups and downs of several rounds have greatly affected my strength. If I miss another opportunity, I'm afraid I will stay in the middle four sects for the rest of my life and become an ordinary warrior.
I absolutely cannot accept this result!
Han Xin could bear the humiliation under his crotch, I... I must also have the spirit of breaking my wrist.
At present, the only one who can stabilize my cultivation in the upper four sects is this weird master.
This level is the most important in my life, I must break through it!
As long as I pass this level, with my talent and cultivation, I will not lose to anyone in the future!
Lu Chengwen said: "Senior brother, you went first in the last round, it should be my turn this round, right?"
Long Aotian said: "Don't mention the last round to me, I'm still angry! I bled more in the last round, I'll go first!"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Senior brother, are you going to take supplements?"
Long Aotian blushed: "Don't give me that!"
Hun Tiangang said: "Okay, stop arguing. Chengwen won the last round, so the first move should be given to Aotian, Aotian, come on, Master is optimistic about you!"
"Yes!"
The determination has been made, and the opportunity is here, but...
This thing... it... is difficult!
Although Long Aotian has fallen into a cesspit and is considered experienced, this kind of thing...
Long Aotian looked at the lump of feces, thinking to himself, Master, you don't love me, if you loved me, you wouldn't do so much.
Lu Chengwen began to cheer from the sidelines, imitating Long Aotian just now.
"Eat it, no one will fight with you this time, oh, what are you still looking at? Master's feces, for Master, you must try it."
"Oh, this is so urgent! Hesitating, don't just watch! Close your eyes, harden your heart, and start eating, it's over!"
"Are you not filial to Master? Yu Qianlou didn't hesitate as much as you! Do you have to learn from the great filial sons of ancient times? Or do you dislike Master?"
"Just tell me, do you want to use chopsticks or a spoon?"
Long Aotian's eyes were red, he stared at Lu Chengwen: "Shut up!"
And then... it started.
Long Aotian was disgusted at first, but then he went into a frenzy.
He cried and thought:
The upper four sects!
My ambition! My grand plan! My great future of ruling the world!
For dreams! For the future!
What is this little humiliation!?
A real man must be able to pick it up and put it down, and only after eating the shit in bitterness can he become a superior person!
This round must be won, so that Lu Chengwen and the old man have nothing to say!
Long Aotian finished the operation, his face was full of tears: "Is that okay!?"
Looking up, everyone went to vomit.
Long Aotian cupped his hands, and knelt down on one knee: "Master, this disciple has tasted it, Master's body is fine!"
Hun Tiangang was holding a big rock and kept vomiting.
Lu Chengwen vomited, turned his head, and said: "Senior brother, you... People taste feces with worry, not eat feces with worry, you only need to taste it, you ate it all... My God... It's so disgusting... Ugh..."
Hun Tiangang turned his head: "Filial piety and courage need brains! Why do you eat like a mad dog? I'm testing your filial piety, not your appetite, boss... Ugh..."
Long Aotian stood up all of a sudden: "Why didn't you say it earlier!?"
He turned his head and said angrily: "Zhuge Xiaohua! Why didn't you stop me!?"
Zhuge Xiaohua cried and said: "I did, but as soon as I stopped you, you told me to get lost, saying that I would interrupt your momentum... Ugh..."
Hua Xuenin also said: "Mr. Lu, let's admit defeat, this round is too disgusting."
Lu Chengwen nodded: "Admit defeat, admit defeat, Senior Brother is a beast, we can't compare, there's no way to compare... Ugh..."
Long Aotian cried and shouted: "I'm going to fight you! Ah——!"
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