NOVEL NEXT Chapter 165 Sister Xuejiao came with equipment
Chen Qingbin was furious.
"Old Lu, what's wrong with your son?! What's this?! What's he doing?! Damn it! You explain this to me!"
Lu Guanghong thought to himself, what should I explain?
Do I even know what's going on?! The situation is completely out of my control!
I'm done for, I...I have heart problems, I'm sick, really sick.
Don't worry about whether I'm faking it or not, anyway, I'm sick!
Lu Guanghong lay there pretending to be sick, but no one paid any attention to him.
Who would believe that ghost?
Besides, the two old men were busy, one protecting the phone, the other controlling Chen Qingbin!
Xu Zhiyun said: "Old Chen, Old Chen! Look at you, you can't take it anymore?"
Leng Tianhao also said: "Yes, yes, my daughter just called Dad twice, then...let's not talk about it! Don't say it, your daughter is still fierce! Although I can't see, it sounds much more passionate than my daughter!"
Chen Qingbin pointed at him: "You say another word, I'm turning against you!"
Leng Tianhao laughed and pressed his finger down: "Don't, don't, don't, when my daughter was...getting cozy with Chengwen, what did I say? Didn't I listen from beginning to end?"
Xu Zhiyun also said: "Besides, your daughter is a lady of the house, she has a good upbringing, what are you afraid of?"
Leng Tianhao: "And she doesn't even go out much!"
Xu Zhiyun: "She doesn't even step outside the second gate!"
Leng Tianhao: "She's just going to talk about work, right?"
Xu Zhiyun: "She just changed her job, that's all!"
Leng Tianhao: "This girl is like an arrow that doesn't turn back!"
Xu Zhiyun: "And she definitely doesn't eat back grass, a good horse!"
Leng Tianhao: "A good horse needs a good saddle!"
Xu Zhiyun: "And it needs a good rider!"
Every word was a dig, a jab at his heart.
Chen Qingbin was trembling with anger, finally he sat at the mahjong table and slammed his hand on the table, causing the mahjong tiles to scatter.
"I knew they hadn't broken up! They were still lying to me! They said they had broken up!"
"Damn it! Raising a daughter is like having an enemy! I see now, it's the same everywhere! No matter how well-behaved and obedient they are as children! When they grow up, hmph! They're like water that's been poured out, someone else's people!"
"She's scheming with her boyfriend against her own father, what kind of person is she!"
Xu Zhiyun said: "Hey, hey, hey, Old Chen, that's too broad a statement!"
At this moment, Xu Zhiyun was the only one here who was mentally healthy.
But he didn't know that he wouldn't be healthy for long either.
He also didn't know that the main event of the day would be on him.
Xu Zhiyun held the phone behind his back, taking charge, waving his hand to get everyone quiet.
"Hey, hey, hey, calm down! We've all seen the world, it's just that boy-girl stuff, what's the big deal? Puberty, ah, young people, you know? They're at that age, they want to date, isn't that normal?"
"Old Lu, your heart condition can wait, ah, you can get sick in a few minutes."
"Old Leng, keep an eye on Old Chen, don't let him jump off the building."
"Old Chen, I'm not saying this to you, you were so excited when you saw how lively Old Leng's house was, weren't you? Weren't you feeling smug? How come you can't take it when people look at yours?"
"Besides! It's not like anything major happened! We've all been young, your daughter can't stay by your side and be an old maid forever? I don't see a problem with it. They're just talking about private matters, adjusting their mood, it doesn't mean their character is bad, it doesn't mean your parenting is unsuccessful, right?"
"As long as they actually...ah, control it within a range where both sides are comfortable and happy, we old people shouldn't interfere."
"This kind of thing, there's no such thing as who's at a disadvantage and who's at an advantage, both sides are equal, they're both adults, they have physiological needs!"
"My family is in the pharmaceutical industry, we're really more open-minded about this than ordinary people. We have a research team specifically researching this kind of equipment, toys, and drugs, selling them all over the world. What does that mean? All men and women in the world need it, it's human nature! It's like eating, drinking, and going to the toilet, it's a basic physiological activity for humans."
"I'll just tell you this! If my daughter found a boyfriend, I wouldn't have any psychological fluctuations at all! Why? Because it's normal! Because it's...right, since ancient times, the union of yin and yang, the complementarity of men and women, humans have relied on this to procreate and pass on their lineage. Actually, if you think about it, it's all the same, whose children weren't born from sleeping with their wife?"
"Expand your thinking! Broaden your perspective! Anyway, I'm an open-minded person, I've prepared myself mentally, I hope my daughter finds a boyfriend soon, and then she simply moves out and lives with that guy, it'll save her from being at home all day annoying me!"
This old man was passionate and eloquent!
He was spewing words like a high-level speaker, pointing at the world, talking endlessly, setting forth his principles, speaking eloquently...
He calmed down the three old men a bit.
Lu Guanghong's heart condition was much better, he looked cautiously at the two old men, not daring to meet their eyes.
Leng Tianhao looked coldly at Chen Qingbin, thinking to himself, making fun of me? Your daughter can't even compare to mine!
My daughter, at most...they're all the same!
The normally insightful and wise speaker Xu Zhiyun, heard a sound from the phone behind him, instantly became a whimpering grandson, his body shrank with excitement, he hunched over, his back curved, his voice was higher but lowered, "Here it comes! Here it comes! Let's see if there's a new character this time, ha ha ha ha!"
He put the phone down on the table, the four of them "calmly", each with ulterior motives, gathered around to listen.
Lu Chengwen was also careless, in the bathroom, he had argued with Leng Qingqiu, then Leng Qingqiu gave him a "passionate reward", a "heartfelt apology" and then "passionately admitted her wrongdoings", so he was so excited that he forgot to hang up the phone.
He was holding the phone, confused about how to communicate with Chen Mengyun, when Chen Mengyun entered the room, she was in full swing, seeing Lu Chengwen, she started using her skills coolly!
Lu Chengwen had just left one beauty, and now here was another, he was so excited that he forgot about the phone completely, leaving it on the sofa.
At this time, the phone was still...on call.
The electronic gate sounded: Beep beep beep!
Click!
Lu Chengwen was startled, he quickly tried to find his phone, but he heard a familiar voice: "Little Luzi? What are you doing, Little Luzi?"
Lu Chengwen thought to himself:
【Xu Xuejiao?! Didn't she go to the South on a business trip? Why is she back?】
【Damn it, it's so lively here today! What's going on?!】
Chen Mengyun's face instantly turned bad, but after thinking for a moment, she forced a smile: "I went to collect your underwear and socks."
"Hey! Don't use the bathroom on the first floor!"
"I hung them up on the third floor, what's wrong?"
"Oh, it's okay! It's okay then."
Chen Mengyun turned and left, feeling unhappy.
Hmph! Leng Qingqiu is annoying enough, now Xu Xuejiao is coming to cause trouble too!
Although she knew in her heart that Lu Chengwen, a guy like him, couldn't be so well-behaved.
But the strength of her competition was too strong, which also made Chen Mengyun a bit angry.
Four old men, three of them were dejected.
Only Xu Zhiyun was very excited, rubbing his hands together!
"Here it comes! Here it comes! Listen to see what role this is! So excited, aren't you guys excited?"
The three old men looked at him, their eyes were about to pop out.
Then came a clear and charming voice: "Little Luzi!"
Lu Chengwen was a little panicked, after all, there were already two beauties in the room, one downstairs and one upstairs.
Xu Xuejiao rushed into the living room and jumped up, directly leaping into the air.
Lu Chengwen had to catch her, otherwise, she would have fallen to the ground.
Lu Chengwen hugged her, she giggled: "Am I heavy?"
Lu Chengwen said: "When did you come back?"
"Just got off the plane!"
"Aren't you going home to see your parents?"
"I've been seeing them for so many years, what's there to see? Hee hee, sister misses you! I've been wanting to die these past few days! You deadhead, you're so slow to reply to my messages!"
Lu Chengwen put her down, before he could speak, Zhao Gang came in from behind, carrying a large bag.
"Ms. Xu, where do you want this?"
"Bring it here, bring it here, put it here!"
Lu Chengwen said: "So much luggage?"
"Yeah, yeah, it's luggage, Zhao Gang, you go out, I didn't call you, don't come in, or I'll beat you to death! Got it?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Zhao Gang chuckled and turned to leave.
"What is it? So mysterious?"
"Our company's new product! I want to spar with you!"
"Product?! From Houde Group?"
"No, it's from our Ninth Pharmaceutical Factory!"
"Medicine?"
Xu Xuejiao opened the bag: "Look!"
Lu Chengwen just took one look and quickly grabbed the bag and closed it: "Big sister, are you crazy?"
"Hahaha! For medicine, for patients, for the benefit of the people! We must try their...efficacy today!"
"Stop messing around, what is this crap!"
"Oh, I get it, our little Luzi is a simple person, he doesn't understand these things! Then Xuejiao will introduce them to you!"
"No, no, no, stop it..."
"This one is various kinds of vibrations...this one is realistic, hmm, it's very real; this one is powerful, wow, it's definitely going to be crazy! And this one, this one is too big!"
Xu Xuejiao bit her finger, thinking: "I wonder if I can handle it?"
Lu Chengwen threw items back into the bag one by one: "Xuejiao, you're a bit...I don't even know what to say. Just these things, you..."
"Just these?! You underestimate me!?"
Xu Xuejiao opened the bag again: "We're in this business, I've never heard of a butcher who doesn't have any grease in his belly! This one, you can write on me, human calligraphy! This one, you can handcuff me, where you handcuff me depends on your imagination; This one, you can use it to whip me, and this one, the tail is for..."
Xu Zhiyun's face turned green!
He was about to press the hang-up button, but Leng Tianhao grabbed the phone: "Old Xu! You have to hold on!"
"No..." Xu Zhiyun stuttered: "I...I was a bit carried away, I was wrong, brothers, I was wrong, quickly, quickly, hang up, we're all old men, don't...it's not good!"
Chen Qingbin thought to himself, good!
Capital letter good!
Just...translate it into twenty languages, good!
Hey! Done!
From now on, none of us can laugh at anyone.
No! We need to finish laughing at Xu Zhiyun before we officially call it a draw.
But looking at the current situation of the game, it's a bit difficult to call it a draw, Xu Xuejiao has gone wild.
Leng Qingqiu, although her level is high, doesn't have a single piece of equipment on her.
Chen Mengyun, although her skills are great, was asked to change lanes by Xu Xuejiao.
Xu Xuejiao is amazing!
Level-capped mage!
Her chest...developed well early on, top-tier mythical equipment!
Lu Guanghong over there covered his chest: No good! My heart condition seems to be acting up!
Lu Guanghong quietly tried to move towards the door, but he was stopped by Leng Tianhao: "Old Lu! Hey! Don't leave! Come on, it's still going on!"
Lu Guanghong thought to himself, if I don't leave now, I won't be able to leave later!
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