Chapter 36
Chapter 36
Are there any other Ula 1km runners in your town? Yi Qiu stopped and asked.
Oh! Don't mention it, these eggless people! Well, although they really don't have eggs now!
In the previous Ula 1km, Bouyageir was always the champion. The men felt that they couldn't beat this disgusting pervert even if they played by themselves. That's why we can all work together to get the hiring fee! What the hell! I saved for 10 years private money!
The mayor's mother looked very displeased, thinking that his proportion of the employment fee is not low.
Pervert? Yi Qiu asked suspiciously.
Yes, disgusting pervert, before he became a woman, he liked to wear skirts and put jam on his lips! It's a shame for Su Luner! Now that damned magician does what he wants, he naturally Betray us, abandon his father and pass it on to his little brother!
The mayor's mother seemed to recall some not-so-good memories, and she looked a little unhappy.
Can you use anything but weapons?
Yes, you'd better prepare something to cover your eyes, as long as you can see the road clearly. Those two adventurers like you probably didn't have any preparations, but Bu Yaojier must have prepared something like a dust bag, He's an old hand and knows it.
Okay, let's go, we can't let those eggless women underestimate us!
The mayor's mother continued to lead the way.
Yi Qiu rubbed his bald head, and it only took a few minutes for him to run 1 kilometer. If he opened the eight-door Dunjia, he might be able to run there in a minute.
As a monk, Yi Qiu didn't think anyone could run faster than him here, after all, it was only a level 5 battle map.
However, it is clear that the difficulty of the task lies in how to overthrow the other contestants. Among them, Bu Yaojir, who is a veteran and consecutive champion, Yi Qiu thinks that it is the best solution to overthrow him first, and the remaining bards and weapon masters are temporarily overwhelmed. back.
Soon, under the leadership of the mayor's mother, Yi Qiu came to the starting point of the 1 km of Ula.
This is the other side of the muddy road that runs through the town, and many townspeople are already watching here.
Among them, men and women stood on one side, and in the middle was a guy carrying an epee and an organ, presumably a bard.
Standing next to him was a guy with a long sword and a spear on his back. Judging from his appearance, he was an oriental man, with black hair and brown eyes, wearing a silk robe, surrounded by paintings of townspeople dressed in linen and sheepskin. The wind is noticeably different.
And the guy on the far left who is dressed similar to the clothes of the townspeople is probably Bu Yaojier. If he didn't know that he was a man before, Yi Qiu felt that he should be no different from ordinary women in the town.
Of course, the women in the town are all men from before, so Yi Qiu is not sure how the normal women in Su Luner town dress up.
The guy with the organ on his back is Gallus of the Ke Muning family, a bard. It seems that he should be able to sing violent war songs. You can consider attacking him second.
The one holding the long sword is called Zhao Bingzhi. I heard that he is a weapon master from the Eastern Empire. He looks very capable of fighting. However, weapons are not allowed within 1 km of Ula, so he has no advantage.
That's the scum of our town, Bryangir! You have to be careful, he's fast, especially after he's out of eggs! He's also good at throwing dust bags, by the way, do you have any eye protection?
The mayor's mother pointed to them and introduced them to Yi Qiu one by one.
I'm ready. Yi Qiu took out the goggles that hadn't been used for a long time from the item backpack, which had been left unused in the item backpack for a long time since the quicklime was not used.
Fine! Dude, our little brother is up to you! God, I can't imagine a year without a little brother.
The mayor's mother patted Yi Qiu's shoulder vigorously, and then clapped her hands to signal the townspeople to be quiet.
Okay, townspeople of Su Luner! This is the 135th Ula 1 km in this town! Let us use the traditional method to prove who is the master of this town!
Ulla!
Ulla!
Ulla!
Okay, now I announce the start of Ula 1km!
??? While Yi Qiu and the two adventurers were still in a daze, Bu Yaojier had already run out first!
Damn it! Yi Qiu set off afterward, this Ula 1-kilometer process was really rough enough.
Man, let's listen to a song. I don't want to run 1 kilometer on a muddy road with an epee on my back.
Bard Gallus took down his organ, and... played a lullaby!
The tune is quite nice, but can you imagine a strong man running wildly while holding an organ not as thick as his arm, playing a gentle and melodious hypnotic ditty?
Yi Qiu couldn't bear it decisively, he simply stopped and punched the bard who was playing the piano!
bump!
The spear protruding from the side blocked Yi Qiu's blow, but the owner of the spear didn't seem to be in control of the spear, and the body of the spear that was bounced by Yi Qiu hit the bard's forehead fiercely!
Damn it! I want you two to be chopped into meat!
The bard Gallus clutched his forehead and drew out the epee behind his back, then rushed towards the two men who were fighting fiercely.
No weapons allowed!
The mayor's mother ran over with a group of aunts with thick arms, and forcibly took away Gales' epee and Zhao Bingzhi's spear.
What did I say, oh, I abstain.
Looking at Yi Qiu's unfriendly eyes and Cheng Liang's bald head, the bard Gallus raised his hands to express his abstention.
Don't try to fight a bald head when you don't have a weapon. If you don't want to be beaten, the correct choice is to go back and get a weapon and come back... so that you can be beaten lightly - The Bard Galler Autobiography
Hmph, so what if you don't have a long spear, a certain family also knows long swords!
Zhao Bingzhi raised the long sword in his hand and said.
No weapons allowed!
The mayor's mother ran over with a group of aunts with thick arms, and forcibly took away Zhao Bingzhi's long sword again.
Hmph, a certain family knows eighteen kinds of weapons, fists and kicks are fine.
bump!
Yi Qiu punched him, Zhao Bingzhi tried to block it, but he only blocked Yi Qiu's right fist, and Yi Qiu's left fist landed hard on Zhao Bingzhi's face...
Zhao Bingzhi rushed to the street...
Now, only Bu Yaojir, the former master of women's clothing, is left.
Yi Qiu looked forward and found that Bu Yaojier had disappeared.
Yi Qiu felt that it was not a second, and he didn't want to waste his efforts, so he simply opened the eight doors directly.
Yi Qiu's pupils shrank slightly, and the violent power emerged again!
Eight-door Dunjia, open the door!
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