The anomaly in the Kamen Rider Universe

Chapter 214: Setting up the simp (122)



Aaron was quite oblivious to the feeling of the boiling emotions currently going through the teenage girl's head.

Completely oblivious to the fact that she was currently feeling so jealous that her blood was boiling inside of her.

It wasn't that he was dense, his mind was preoccupied with something else, Post-nut clarity was a bicth in a half.

His mind was still trying to understand he had been a couple of inches deep within someone who was trying to kill him not too long ago.

Was he going to get scolded for not wearing a rubber, Miyuki was a Cryosian, the inside of her body should be to freeze them before they reached it right?

On a second note, would his body adapt to that, considering one of the main purposes of life is to pass on their genes and live on through their kid...his body probably wouldn't just let that stop it from reaching its goal.

The question now was...how much time would he need to do it for it to adapt and how long would it take?

Well, that was 90% of his plan going.

Miyuki was now stuck to his side like glue, She was one persistent woman.

Thinking about his past relationship, a light blush made itself known on his cheek, wait...hold up for a moment.

She just took it, she came into his room late at night and practically pulled down his pants and took it and he just stood there like an idiot and took it like a good boy.....

Wow, now that he said it like, he might as well say he had been pegged.

Yeah, he not letting that happen.

Was post-nut clarity supposed to last this long?

Fucking an ice cub was not that bad....his mind was being corrupt....he was not stopping it.

"Idiot" Was all Sakura added as she walked away, wasn't she just being adorable?

He wondered what got under her skin.

His eyes landed on Tamaki...the hopeless romantic.

He seemed to be trying to gain Hana's attention and affection but he was failing miserably.

He kind of felt bad, as much fun as it would be to tease him, he felt bad, probably the post-nut clarity speaking here but he wanted to help Minecraft Steve actually get some play.

Hana was a lesbian...she liked women, Tamaki was a man, and it was quite obvious she did not see him that way, maybe if she was Bi but he doubt it, her first love was just pussy and her second love was...someone with a pussy.

He wondered if Tamaki would be willing to change sex....considering the tech around possessed it would take him more than 5 minutes, technology had evolved quite a lot in the future.

Long story short, the simp needed to focus on something other than chasing a woman who did not and will not see him like.

Sure they may be an exception to that list but Tamaki was not that exception.

As Hana walked away from the Tamaki, Aaron made his way toward the broken simp.

"How you doing there Minecraft Steve"

Tamaki looked a bit flustered at that, as if he didnt expect Aaron to be so personal or close.

"Yo, bro, you good? You look like you're about to propose with a diamond sword."

Tamaki blinked, startled. "W-What? No, man! I—I'm just... admiring from a distance, okay?"

Aaron smirked. "Yeah, sure. Simping from a distance, you mean. It kind of pain to see a man so down bad for coochie so let me help you out, free of charge"

He looked confused, what did Aaron mean by that?

"Trust, when have I willingly thrown you into danger..."

...

..

The silence in the room spoke volumes.

"Let's ignore the Vail stuff, it wasn't that deep"

"I got fisted..."

"Huh, you really let another man fist you...that crazy work, really out here trying to be part of the rainbow just to get some Nyash, I admire the dedication really," Aaron said with a smile on his face.

Tamaki opened his mouth but said nothing, he had learned by now that anything he may say will turn against him and decided to learn the wonderful teaching of shutting the fuck up.

"So I got a deal for you, tomorrow at 4:50, I want you to go to Sushi Mitsuyoshi, which is down in Shinjuku, be natural, I have something for you, Use your Minecraft rizz, not the Minecraft YouTuber one that one forbidden," Aaron said with a smile on his face as Tamaki just nod his head along with Aaron words.

Tamaki arrived at Sushi Mitsuyoshi, his heart racing as he walked through the streets of Shinjuku. He couldn't shake the unease building inside him. Aaron had told him to be here at 4:50, but knowing Aaron, things could go sideways fast. He was dressed in his best—casual but not too casual, trying to strike that balance that screamed, "I'm confident but not trying too hard."

As he stepped inside the restaurant, he immediately noticed something was off. The place was eerily quiet, and the usual bustling crowd of diners was completely absent. The only illumination came from dim candlelight flickering on the tables, casting long shadows across the room. His eyes darted around, looking for Aaron, but his friend was nowhere to be seen.

Tamaki swallowed hard. Had he been set up?

He hesitated, feeling a bit out of place as he stepped toward a table in the back. He barely had time to sit down before a figure approached from the corner of his eye. A girl, elegantly dressed, slid into the seat across from him. Her hair cascaded in soft waves, and her eyes sparkled under the warm glow of the candles.

For a moment, Tamaki couldn't breathe. Aaron had set him up on a date.

It finally clicked, and his heart sank. This wasn't just dinner. This was a setup. He'd been thrown into the lion's den without any preparation, left to fend for himself in a game of attraction he had no clue how to play. His palms started to sweat, his mind racing through everything he could say, but his tongue felt like it was tied in knots.

"Hi," the girl said, smiling warmly.

Tamaki blinked, startled by the soft tone of her voice. "Uh... hi."

He glanced around the restaurant again, still processing how quickly things had escalated. Candles? An empty restaurant? This was way too romantic for his liking. He could practically hear Aaron's laughter in the back of his head, mocking him for being caught off guard.

"Are you okay?" she asked, tilting her head slightly.

Tamaki forced a smile. "Yeah... just, uh, surprised. Didn't expect this."

She chuckled, her laugh light and soothing. "Neither did I, honestly. But... here we are."

Tamaki swallowed again, trying to keep his cool. Minecraft Rizz, Aaron had joked. But right now, Tamaki felt like he was in the Nether without a portal back.

"So, uh... do you like sushi?" he asked, desperate to start a conversation.


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