The Adeventures of DeadPool (and Young Justice)

i am not making him a hero don't worry~

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The mist clung to the surface of the bayou like a blanket, eerily still as Wade drifted along in the quiet, swampy waters. His boat—a small, one-man rowboat, barely big enough for him—moved smoothly with each row of the oars, the water barely rippling beneath him. The boat looked ancient, made from dark, weathered wood that seemed as though it had seen countless journeys through time. It had no engine, no modern tech—just Wade, the oars, and an unsettling sense of mystery surrounding the whole scene.

Wade was dressed in an old pirate outfit, though this time, everything felt smaller and more intimate. His black tricorn hat rested low over his eyes, casting a shadow across his masked face. The pirate coat draped over his shoulders was tattered and worn, and on his belt hung a rusty cutlass and a single pirate pistol that looked more like an artifact than a weapon.

"Captain jack sparrow, on the move," he whispered to himself with a grin as he quietly rowed, the sound of the oars creaking with every pull.

Ahead, through the fog, Wade spotted something that made him stop rowing for a moment. There she was—the BioShip, floating just above the surface of the water, but something was wrong. A massive plant vine had wrapped itself around her, attempting to drag her down into the swamp. Her hull trembled as she struggled, helpless against the vine's crushing force.

Wade's face darkened. "Oh no you don't," he muttered, reaching down and grabbing his pirate pistol.

He gave one final pull on the oars, sending his small boat gliding silently toward the BioShip. As he got close enough, he stood up in the wobbling little boat, balancing himself with a grace that shouldn't have been possible given how unstable it was. With a flick of his wrist, he aimed his pistol at the vine.

With a loud crack, the ancient pistol fired a shot engulfed in flame, hitting the vine and setting it ablaze. The vine recoiled, writhing as the fire consumed it, finally releasing its grip on BioShip.

Wade rowed closer, reaching out to place his hand gently on BioShip's side. "I got you, babe," he said, his voice soft yet filled with determination. "They're gonna pay for this."

The BioShip hummed in response, her hatch slowly opening as if to invite him inside. Wade chuckled, the sadness in his tone betraying his usual humor. "Still remember me, huh?" he said quietly as he climbed aboard.

Once inside, Wade made his way to the control center. BioShip's systems flickered to life, and the ship's pilot seat adjusted to his presence, as if welcoming him back after all this time. Wade sat down, gripping the controls with a firm resolve.

"Let's go kick some assholes' butts~" he said, his grin returning.

Outside, Wotan's eyes glowed with arcane energy as he raised his hands, a swirl of magic forming in the air around him. "Enough of this foolishness!" he shouted at the fallen sidekicks.

But before he could unleash his fury, the BioShip surged forward, crashing into Wotan with a thunderous impact. The force sent him staggering, surprise etched across his face. "What the—?"

"Do you think this pathetic ship can stop me?" Wotan snarled.

"Nah, but I think this will!" Wade retorted, grinning mischievously as he detonated the C4 he'd planted earlier. The explosion rocked the area, sending Wotan tumbling to the ground, unconscious.

"Now for the grand finale!" Wade declared, grabbing an old-fashioned two-handed cannon and aiming it straight at the sphere containing Joker and Atomic Skull.

Booooooooom! The cannon fired, creating a massive hole in the sphere.

Wade grinned, eyes sparkling with mischief. "Time to sail into the unknown!" He leapt into the chaos below, his laughter echoing in the air as he landed, adopting a swagger reminiscent of the legendary pirate. "Why is the rum always gone? Because the adventure's just begun!"

With a final roguish laugh, he plunged into the fray, ready to stir up trouble in true Jack Sparrow style.fray, ready to stir up trouble in true Jack Sparrow style~

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Meanwhile, the fallen members of Young Justice slowly began to regain their senses. Miss Martian, using her telepathic abilities, reached out to her teammates, forming a mental link.

"Did you see that?" she projected, confusion lacing her thoughts. "Who was that?"

Robin, still catching his breath, replied, "I don't know, but he just saved us. We need to focus."

Aqualad nodded, his brow furrowed in thought. "We need to stay focused. We still have to deal with Wotan."

Superboy shrugged, seemingly indifferent. "Who cares? He helped us!"

Wally protested, his brow furrowed. "I'm just saying that C4 could've killed Wotan. What if he wasn't on our side?"

Robin's eyes narrowed, suspicion clear on his face. "Exactly. We don't know anything about him. He could be a threat just as much as Wotan was."

Miss Martian chimed in, her tone serious but with a hint of faith. "The ship trusts him, and so do I I trust her!."

Suddenly, Artemis's voice cut through their discussion. "Wally, watch out!" she screamed, pointing urgently.

Wally barely managed to dodge as Black Adam's fist came crashing down where he had just stood. The force of the blow sent debris flying, but he quickly regained his footing.

"Whoa! That was close!" he exclaimed, eyes wide with adrenaline.

In unison, the rest of the team shouted, "We need to hurry!"

With renewed urgency, they sprang into action, ready to face the chaos that surrounded them.

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