The Actor and His Sister Are Three and a Half Years Old

Chapter 22

Chapter Twenty Two

Chu Xiaoyi didn’t expect that one day he would become a national brother, and his younger sister would also marry him on the show. This move wanted the people of the country to become his seven aunts and eight aunts.

The pain he lost during the Spring Festival in the past five years has now been recovered all at once. Everyone suddenly took extra care of his marriage, which made him deeply suffocated.

Chu Xiaoyi actually received a message of care from Director Chen, and couldn’t help but wonder: “Am I not a traffic idol?

Falling in love now leads to a decline in your career, don’t others understand? ”

Chu Xiaoyi: I think you are all rioters and thieves, don’t want to disrupt my grand plan!

Of course, Chu Xiaoyi’s fans knew that he would not fall in love, so they enjoyed the evil taste of his tragic ridicule even more, and they would inevitably fan the flames in it, calling themselves “Chu Xiaoxiao’s sister-in-law.”

What’s funny is that passers-by take it seriously, especially the elders who don’t like to surf the Internet. They ask about Chu Xiaoyi’s situation from time to time.

Did Chu Xiaoyi go on a blind date today: My dad suddenly asked me: Has the star named Chu Xiaoyi found a partner?

Me: Not yet.

He actually shook his head regretfully: I saw your mother three days ago, he still can’t do it, look at his sister in a hurry! [Laughing] No, I’m going to be teased to death by my dad.

I’m Xiao Hei: I read two or three Sunspot comments to my family, “Chu Xiaoyi’s low academic qualifications turned back on variety shows”. My grandma was so angry after hearing that, “What’s the matter with low academic qualifications?”

People with low academic qualifications are not allowed to go on blind dates on the show, just like you are not in a hurry every day.” My grandma is now busy helping Chu Xiaoyi to fight against the black line offline. Who dares to say that he is not good is anxious [doge]

Chu Xiaoyi was in the last festival, he was indeed ridiculed by the sunspots on the Internet. After all, he couldn’t talk to the variety show back then. Now the routine of slap and face is really fragrant, and he has suffered sour words.

However, the sunspots are already in the dark now, and the reason is that Chu Xiaoxiao said so terribly on the show that people can’t find a starting point!

Sister Chu Xiaoyi personally certified that her elder brother was “poor, stupid, and unable to do housework in foreign languages”. Where else can outsiders start?

This is just like a stock, it has a direct limit, how can it go down?

The sunspots continued to slander Chu Xiaoyi, and even make way for people to see.

The young man’s own conditions are already so bad, and he is still holding on to other people’s problems every day. Are you really going to push people to death?

Chu Xiaoyi didn’t think that one day he would be washed away by his own badness. Because of his bad image in the eyes of his sister, everyone now sympathizes and comforts him, for fear that he can’t think about it (?

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Even though he has been repeatedly black-faced in the face of reporters’ blind dates and forced marriage remarks, now he no longer has any deterrent force. Now everyone knows that he is a silly nature, but he just likes to put on the cold outside and increase his punches.

After the second episode of “My Generations” was broadcast, Chu Xiaoyi was even more honest and honest, because Chu Xiaoxiao was too strong in the kindergarten.

In the program, the production team also thoughtfully noted the words “This is a precious piece that has been strictly censored, and all the staff worked hard for this” in front of the kindergarten clip.

The countless luxury cars at the gate of the International Kindergarten, the parents and children who frequently greet Chu Xiaoxiao, and the flow of brothers and sisters in the sea all made the audience feel novel and interesting.

In the picture, Chu Xiaoyi leads his sister through the kindergarten. They are surrounded by countless cute cartoon animals. The faces of some parents and children are so tightly covered that they thought it was a Disney live-action animation.

Chu Xiaoxiao was quite calm in the crowd and greeted the classmates freely, but Chu Xiaoyi looked quite flustered and looked dizzy.

-Is this a kindergarten or a zoo?

—The kindergarten’s top Chu Xiaoxiao, from then on “Three-year-old Special Agent Princess” novels appeared in my mind[doge]

—Brother Xiao Xiao, please walk independently, don’t touch our kindergarten sister from porcelain [OK]

—The little animals in the show (?

) I wear better than me!

Mother Anne and others are willing to appear in the show, so naturally she will not be covered by the cartoon avatar. She also has her own small character tag. The biggest four characters are Mother Anne. The small characters below are a simple introduction to her identity.

Because the broadcast of “Generations in Our Family” also has a time schedule, Chu Xiaoyi has already announced to the brand official at this time, and smart people immediately see the clues!

—I thought it was my problem not being able to find a job, but now I am so angry that I kick my brother (?

)

—I’ll just say why the brand official announcement came so suddenly, brother Xiao Xiao, are you embarrassed to **** the blood sister?

-Traffic niche in the same period: Dad, Mom, I don’t want to work hard anymore, I beg you to have a second child! Look at CXY, you have to think about me!

—Children’s social interaction is really effective. It reminds me of my dad’s role as a group leader. As long as you master the parent group, you are mastering the lifeblood of the world economy in your local county, province, and country [holding]

-Refuse to bind, focus on cubs.

Please CXY not to leapfrog the level to touch porcelain, and strongly post the kindergarten’s popular flowers, and please pay more attention to Chu Xiaoxiao’s work “Little Black Foreign Language Class” [cute]

If the previous clips are all joking and joking, then Chu Xiaoxiao’s speech on the podium shocked the audience and really made the audience aware of what a “human translator” is.

Everyone was just joking about Chu Xiaoyi not knowing a foreign language in the show. After Chu Xiaoxiao’s speech, he was surprised to find that he didn’t know any foreign language?

In the screen, the cute little girl wearing a glutinous rice ball wears a formal gown and speaks seriously on stage with bright and innocent eyes.

The program group also divides the six foreign languages ​​into six screens, and spreads the corresponding directly on the screens, all of which are native-language fluent.

The audience laughed at Chu Xiaoyi at first, but it didn’t take long for their smiles to fade away, and they realized that they were also illiterate?

If they don’t watch the subtitles of the program group, they don’t know what Chu Xiaoxiao is talking about?

—I am disqualified to laugh at Brother Xiao Xiao, it turns out that I don’t understand foreign languages ​​like him [kneel]

—The real hammer of “Three-year-old Special Agent Princess” is definitely a rebirth agent who is proficient in more than a dozen foreign languages ​​[OK]

—Is this memorized?

Is it common for children to memorize manuscripts?

—Sorry, I’m a Russian major. I can recite my pronunciation but I need to practice it. I’m ashamed to learn it after reading it. You never know how old the fellow colleagues are [holding]

—In fact, I just wanted to say before, don’t you think that Xiao Xiao’s language organization and logical thinking abilities far exceed those of his peers, as if he belongs to the category of genius?

After the broadcast of “Generations in Our Family”, Chu Xiaoyi was infected by anxiety in the kindergarten and communicated with his parents after returning home, which made the audience feel real, warm and empathetic, and they liked this program more and more.

Of course, there are still many people who are obsessed with discussing whether Chu Xiaoxiao is a child prodigy, and even divided into two groups of intense discussions.

The child prodigy believes that she has very strong learning ability and is far more intelligent than ordinary people, and she is definitely not an ordinary child; the non-prodigy believes that she is only slightly smart, and starts to cite the example of her friends and children around her, saying that today’s children can speak two foreign languages. .

—I beg you to see clearly, are they just two foreign languages?

Is that six native language level?

Do you know how difficult it is for adults to learn that standard?

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—Okay, please stop arguing, you can’t wake up some of the audience who pretend to be asleep, they think that their children can be so good, they can’t wait to help them. [OK]

—I hope that some parents will not be too harsh on their children. Xiao Xiao is indeed smart and cute, but she also lives happily. I beg some people not to look forward to being a dragon, and first pay attention to whether their children are happy or not!

The ups and downs and controversy of praise and criticism on the Internet have no effect on Chu Xiaoxiao. She is now shaking hands with Teacher Mei and reconciling her. She is happily studying and living in the kindergarten every day, and she is not affected by the broadcast of the program at all.

If Chu Xiaoyi doesn’t go home again, she might forget the cheap brother, who makes the school so happy.

Of course, some children in the kindergarten watched the show with their parents and naturally learned some remarks.

Mixed-race little girl Annie climbed on the chair, her slightly yellowed curly hair hanging down her face, and asked curiously: “Xiao Xiao, are you a child prodigy?”

Chu Xiaoxiao thought for a while and replied, “No.”

Annie: “But my mother said that many people are discussing whether you are a child prodigy?”

After Mother Annie watched the show, she realized that Chu Xiaoxiao seemed a little special.

Because Xiao Bi only communicated with the school privately and did not publicize it everywhere, so many parents did not know the truth.

The online prodigy sects are justified and well-founded, and they have also produced various documents for reference, which makes people feel extraordinarily true.

Chu Xiaoxiao tilted his head and said seriously: “They said that I am. If they said that I am not, it’s not right. They are happy. Anyway, I am Chu Xiaoxiao.”

Chu Xiaoxiao is an especially thoughtful child. She has always been indifferent to the evaluation of outsiders and has her own thinking system.

This is also the reason why Teacher Mei was not good at teaching her at the beginning. Chu Xiaoxiao did not respond strongly to external stimuli such as praise and punishment. If she didn’t care about you, she would treat you as air.

The comments made by netizens belong to her, and she doesn’t think “whether she is a child prodigy” is very important.

She is called Chu Xiaoxiao, but not a child prodigy.

Annie blinked. She didn’t understand such a long sentence, but was distracted by Chu Xiaoxiao’s words, and laughed excitedly: “Yes, I am Annie anyway!”

Chu Xiaoxiao was inspired by her infection: “I am not a child prodigy, I am Peppa Pig!”

Annie: “Then I am Susie the lamb!”

The two children forgot about the topic just now, and began to play role-playing games again, leaving behind the events of the show.

Chu Xiaoxiao’s activities are quite limited, basically concentrated in the kindergarten and the community, and he is not easily discharged from the hospital.

Her life has not been affected by the show fire, and she still plays with Yang Yin as usual.

Yang Yin usually studies in the neighboring province, and only comes over on weekends and holidays. She doesn’t watch variety shows.

Chu Xiaoxiao and Yang Yin often pick up courier cartons and empty bottles in their spare time, and then collect them to sell for money. Some money is used to buy some extracurricular books, and some money is donated to the community to buy food for stray cats. , Sterilization, so there will be a lot of surplus.

The garbage classification in the community is very clean. The owners basically pile the express cartons alone, and the two of them only need to flatten them and take them away.

Yang Yin is a child born in a rural area, and she works very smoothly.

Chu Xiaoxiao only needs to fight by the side, she can’t do much at first, and it feels mostly to join in the fun.

The two talked and laughed at work as usual, and suddenly heard a violent drink not far away.

“Chu Xiaoxiao, what are you doing?

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When Chu Xiaoyi walked through the community, he found that his sister was picking up rags by the trash can, and a string in his mind suddenly broke, no less than seeing her jumping into a mud pit on a rainy day.

He was full of anger, strode over, and said hysterically: “You come home with me!”

Chu Xiaoyi has a slight addiction to cleanliness. In his mind, “trash can = germ breeding ground”, Chu Xiaoxiao is completely challenging his bottom line!

Chu Xiaoxiao also didn’t expect her brother to appear suddenly, her face was dumbfounded: “Why are you here?”

“Xiao Xiao…” Yang Yin looked at Chu Xiaoyi blankly. She had never seen this person at all, and she couldn’t figure out the situation for a while.

Chu Xiaoxiao explained: “This is my brother, don’t worry about him.”

The little girl flexibly avoided the elder brother’s attempt to pull people’s hands, and jumped dissatisfiedly: “Just go home by yourself, I’ll go back in a while!”

Chu Xiaoxiao also wanted to play with Yang Yin for a while. After all, Yang Yin’s sister would be returning to school on Monday and would have to wait another week to meet. But the cheap brother lived at home when he recorded the show, so he could easily watch it every day.

Seeing that she had no repentance, Chu Xiaoyi said angrily: “You go home and wash your hands with me now!”

Yang Yin was still tying the cartons. She looked at the two brothers and sisters who were in a deadlock, and whispered: “Xiao Xiao, you and your brother should go back first…”

Yang Yin is a precocious and sensitive girl. She saw that Chu Xiaoyi was quite angry, and she didn’t want the two to have a dispute here.

Although Chu Xiaoyi’s dissatisfied eyes pierced her a little panic, she didn’t care about these details at this time, and only hoped that Chu Xiaoxiao would not be angry with her family.

Chu Xiaoyi’s words had no effect on Chu Xiaoxiao, but Yang Yin’s words did stop the little thing’s temper.

Chu Xiaoxiao reluctantly followed her brother to leave. She seemed quite upset along the way, even the small steps she took were angry.

Chu Xiaoyi didn’t look at Yang Yin the whole time, as if only wanted to take Chu Xiaoxiao away.

Yang Yin watched her brother and sister leave. She still liked Chu Xiaoxiao in her heart, but she still felt a touch of sadness.

She could understand Chu Xiaoyi’s anger. The other party thought she was leading Chu Xiaoxiao to do dirty things. His words revealed resistance and rejection in both words and words, and he didn’t even want to look at her.

Yang Yin met Xiao Xiao’s parents, their clothes were simple and low-key, and occasionally they would greet her kindly on the road, so that she forgot many details.

Chu Xiaoxiao is actually completely different from her family. Xiao Xiao’s family lives in the Yurongtai community, but her father is just a security guard for the community.

Chu Xiaoyi is also completely different from the elder brother in Yang Yin’s impression. He is handsome and straight with sword eyebrows and stars. He wears neatly fitted clean clothes. He reveals the nobility brought by a superior family background.

He is so outstanding that he looks like a fairy, but he doesn’t allow his sister to stick a little ash on his hands, otherwise he will be angry.

Yang Yin suddenly realized that it turned out that not all elder brothers in the world are the same as her elder brother, and the difference can be so great.

She looked down at her rough fingers and the whitewashed shoes. She just wanted to explain that she took Xiao Xiao to wash her hands every time, but now she suddenly felt boring.

She is too far away from such a person, it is strange that she can be friends with Xiao Xiao.

At home, Chu Xiaoyi washed the hands of the little things twice. He was sure that only the fragrance of hand sanitizer was left on the little hands, and his tight nerves were only half relaxed.

He also asked Chu Xiaoxiao to change all his clothes, throw all her coats into the washing machine, and roll them non-stop.

Chu Xiaoxiao felt that she was going to be washed and shed her skin. She was wearing Pikachu’s home clothes, jumping on the sofa with anger, and shouted, “You are too exaggerated!”

Chu Xiaoyi sneered and said: “Chu Xiaoxiao, wait, I have to sue my mother today, let them listen to the good things you have done!”

Chu Xiaoyi wanted to throw her younger sister into a bath, but she was helplessly jumping around on the sofa to escape, so she could only wash her face and hands forcefully.

At dinner, Chu Xiaoyi complained to his parents at the dinner table. He couldn’t wait to draw the battle line and told them to warn his sister to avoid going to the trash can.

When Chu Jiadong heard the little daughter’s feat of picking up tatters, he smiled and said, “Xiao Xiao is awesome, how much money did you make today?”

Originally, Chu Xiaoyi was waiting for his father’s serious warning, when he heard the other party’s tone: “?”

Am I asking you to say this?

When Chu Xiaoyi heard the “again” in his father’s mouth, he instantly felt that the situation was not good. Isn’t this the first time?

Sure enough, Chu Xiaoxiao leaned against her father, and she grumbled: “I haven’t finished the calculation with Sister Yang Yin, my brother has to drag me home and won’t let me stay any longer!”

Chu Jiadong said leisurely: “Hey, then you can ask after dinner. Dad will wait for Xiao Xiao to save money to buy me a villa.”

When Chu Xiaoxiao heard this, she nodded seriously: “I will work hard.”

Chu Xiaoyi’s eyebrows jumped when he heard it, and he simply said, “Dad, I will pay you to buy a villa now. Can you please say something reliable?”

Chu Xiaoyi: How much money my sister can make by picking up tatters, my dad actually expects her to buy a villa?

How ambitious is this?

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