Tao Yao’s Free and Fast Life

Chapter 1: The First Cheat

In March, the flowers are red and willows are green, and the spring breeze blows gently, bringing the cheerful laughter and conversation of the tourists.

The peach demon is drowsy under the sun, and the branches and leaves are swaying in the breeze, thinking about which believer to choose today to show his divine power.

It fiddled with the willpower floating in front of itself at will, picking and choosing, and a chuckle suddenly sounded in its ears.

“Ah, there are monsters in this world? It’s really strange. It’s a bit interesting that an atheist world with pure technology has a monster born.”

Demon? Are you talking about it? Tao Yao stopped fiddling with the willpower.

It has lived for more than 2,000 years, and has never seen any other monsters. It is surrounded by humans and ordinary animals.

Since she became self-aware, no one has discovered its anomaly. I never thought that someone could see its identity today.

“Are you talking to me?” Tao Yao asked subconsciously.

As soon as the words came out, he remembered that he could not speak, and suddenly shook the branches and leaves a few times in annoyance, with a sound of leaves rubbing.

I didn’t want that voice but I heard the response I could hear, and replied, “Yeah, do you want to come with me, you are the only monster in this world, and it’s quite lonely, right?”

Loneliness?

There is a point.

The peach demon is not like the monsters that tourists say, it can be transformed into a human and walk around.

It was planted on the mountain behind a temple when it was conscious, and the name Tao Yao was chosen by itself.

However, no matter how the pilgrims change, they all have a common cognition, that is, that the peach demon is a marriage tree, so they are always happy to make wishes about marriage on it.

The wish of the pilgrims made it awaken, so it has some special abilities that can be used to interfere with human marriage.

In the beginning, Tao Yao was full of curiosity about this world. When she was ignorant, she used her abilities many times and matched many people, but with more and more cognition, Tao Yao disliked others more and more. Think of yourself as a marriage tree, and gradually no longer appear spiritual. Only when you meet more interesting people and wishes, will you use your abilities again.

Even if it is so disrespectful, the name of seeking marriage is still passed out, and the incense in the temple is even more prosperous.

Although the peach demon has gained a lot of benefits, it is still a tree, it cannot become a person, and it cannot even move. Now I hear that someone can take me away, I have to say It moved.

But who is the other party? Why can you find yourself different? It doesn’t know whether the appearance of this person is a blessing or a curse for it. Thinking of this, Tao Yao hesitated again.

“Why don’t you speak? Don’t you want to?” The voice asked again when she saw that Tao Yao didn’t respond.

Tao Yao was afraid that the other party would leave, and maybe it would be difficult to meet such an opportunity in the future, so she quickly said: “It’s not that I don’t want to, but I don’t know who you are, so I can’t follow you in a vague way. you go.”

They are different, so I want to invite you to join the main **** space, are you coming?”

“The main **** space?” Tao Yao was a little surprised, but he didn’t expect it to encounter the legendary main god.

There are many young tourists who come to the temple to pray for blessings. The peach demon has existed for so many years and its branches are lush. Tourists often enjoy the shade under it. Most of the peach demon’s cognition of the world is I heard it from tourists, and naturally I have heard of the main **** space. I thought it was a fiction, but I didn’t expect that I had luck.

However, it is the only tree demon in the world, and its luck must be unique. The peach demon was not swept away by the word “main **** space”. Even if it wants to leave with the main god, You also have to fight for some benefits for yourself, otherwise you will lose face if you go with others without a name.

“What’s in it for me to go with you?” Tao Yao said.

“Benefits?” The voice said with a chuckle, “There are naturally many benefits, and I can’t tell for a while. Why don’t you tell me what benefits you want.”

Tao Yao thought for a while and said: “To be honest, I have no reason to go with you, because I have existed in this world for a long time, and now I still don’t have the feeling that Shouyuan is approaching, presumably It should be possible to continue to live for a long time, which is equivalent to eternal life, which many people cannot hope for, if you can’t come up with something more attractive to me, I will not go with you.”

“Um…” The voice said in a deep voice, “Don’t you feel bored just staying in one place? Don’t you want to see different scenery in other worlds? And don’t you want your cultivation to go further? Come with me, you might have the opportunity to evolve into a god, it’s better than being a marriage tree that can only lead to red threads.”

I think, I am very moved to hear these peach demons, but the initiative must be in its own hands, so that it will not expose its weaknesses to the negotiating target.

So it pretended to be indifferent and said: “In general, I am very satisfied with the current situation, I know that the way you are talking about becoming a **** should have something to do with belief, I have heard of this way, I It is also famous in this world, and countless believers offer me faith every day, so becoming a **** is only a matter of time, if I leave with you, won’t the believers and beliefs I have accumulated in this world be wasted?”

Although the words say so, the Tao Yao is very uncertain. In fact, it does not know how it became a demon, nor does it know the specific method of becoming a god. It is only looking forward to this bargaining Words can intimidate opponents.

It’s voice fell, and the voice disappeared for a while, Tao Yao didn’t know if the other party was still there, and she felt a little annoyed that her words just now were too firm and scared people away.

Just when it was remorseful, the voice appeared again: “If you are worried that leaving this world, the original accumulation will be wasted, I can give you a live broadcast system, you can go to other worlds After that, you can broadcast live to people in this world anytime, anywhere, and the power of belief can also be collected through the system for you to use, so you don’t have to worry about waste.”

“!!”

What is this benefit? Tao Yao suddenly trembled with excitement, and said excitedly: “Really? Give me the system quickly.”

The voice saw that it was hooked, and chuckled lightly: “Don’t worry, we have to make a deal first, this live broadcast system functions against the sky, which involves time, space and cross-border transfer functions, which are very precious and unusual. , I also spent some effort to get it, naturally it is impossible to give it to you for free, you need to pay some price to take it away.”

A price? Tao Yao suddenly became vigilant: “What price do I have to pay to get it? Let’s talk about it first, I won’t sign any unequal treaty, such as paying for my soul or something.”

“Don’t worry, I don’t need those things you said.” The voice said, “I know you have a skill that can dilute human emotions, you can trade with me with that skill. ”

Since the peach demon is conscious, it has naturally carried several innate skills, which can be used to interfere with the marriage of others.

The most frequently used skill is “A Thousand Miles of Marriage”. This skill can make people or things that don’t know each other develop a good impression on each other in a short time.

The one that is used the least frequently is the ability to dilute emotions. Unless someone is looking for life in front of Tao Yao because of emotional problems, and happens to encounter it with kindness, it will not easily dilute other people’s emotions.

This skill has no benefit to Tao Yao, it can only be used on other people, and the so-called “live broadcast system” is very useful to him, as long as he is not stupid, everyone knows what to do.

Tao Yao thought about it and said, “Okay, just use this skill to change the live broadcast system with you.”

“OK, transaction completed…”

“Wait!” Tao Yao interrupted the voice and said, “Don’t set up a transaction so quickly, I still have questions to ask.”

The voice was interrupted and she was not annoyed, she said with a good temper: “Okay, if there is any problem, you say.”

Tao Yao said: “Since I want to leave this world, it is better to take the opportunity to build momentum for myself, and harvest a wave of faith by the way, so that I can have some foreshadowing before doing live broadcasts in another world, just treat it as advertising.”

“It’s just that my ability is limited, I can only affect the marriage of others, and I can’t build momentum for myself, so I need to trouble you. You should be able to meet this requirement, right?”

“Movement? Propaganda? Of course.” The voice said, “As you wish.”

So on a sunny and sunny temple fair day, the pilgrims huddled together in the temple witnessed a grand event of soaring.

Just as everyone was devoutly worshipping the Buddha, a celestial music suddenly sounded in the temple, and transparent pink petals suddenly appeared from the air, floating to the world, and the fragrance floating around was refreshing. Refreshing.

The tourists who were attracted by the abnormality screamed.

“Wow, is this the latest 3D technology?”

“So beautiful!”

“It smells so good!”

“Does this year’s temple fair have any special name? Why is there such a big battle all of a sudden?”

Just when everyone thought that the temple had generously invited a technology company to perform a 3D performance, a loud noise suddenly sounded from the back of the mountain.

The world changes color for a while.

The sky was sunny and cloudless just now. After the loud noise, it darkened in an instant, and I couldn’t reach my fingers.

“Ah – why is it getting dark?”

“Is it a solar eclipse? Why didn’t the astronomical forecast be released in advance, why is there a sudden solar eclipse?”

Just as everyone was talking about it, a huge ray of lightning appeared in the sky and went straight to the mountain behind the temple.

The tourists in the back mountain screamed and avoided when they saw the lightning coming.

In the chaos, a total of ninety-nine-eighty-one lightning bolts struck the sky, each of which fell in the same place, and the bright and extinguished thunder light kept illuminating the darkness.

It didn’t take long for this to happen. After the lightning and the dark clouds dissipated, a seven-color rainbow bridge descended from the sky.

Everyone looked at what was happening in shock.

An ancient peach tree that has existed on the back mountain for more than 2,000 years suddenly turned into a human form without warning, stepped on the Rainbow Bridge and slowly rose until it disappeared.

When the peach tree disappeared, the fairy music, “3D fresh petals” and the fragrance of the sky were all gone.

Visitors were in shock.

It took a while before someone broke the silence.

“Fuck, is this the legendary soaring by the sun?”

“It seems so.”

“My God, the marriage tree is real. I thought it was a way for temples to make money. I have never asked for marriage, and I even sprayed those people online who asked for marriage.”

Someone beat his chest and said: “Ah! Why didn’t I believe it before? Is it too late for me to worship the marriage tree now?”

Of course it was too late, because there was only one pit left, and the thousand-year-old tree had long since disappeared.

The author has something to say:  The pre-received article “When the Big Brother Binds the Sadomasochism System [Quick Pass]” for collection

Lotus was bound by a system called “Send warmth to the male protagonist of sadomasochism”, and traveled through sadomasochistic articles, instead of the female protagonists who were not controlled by the love mind to abuse the male protagonist.

Lotus: “I love the male protagonist of the text? No problem, I guarantee that the male protagonist will suffer from liver pain. I am the most professional when it comes to tasks.”

World One: The White Moonlight Double

After the avatar was asked for trouble by Mr. Ba’s relatives and friends for the first time, he knew his identity as a surrogate and ran away. As a result, the map of the country was too large, and Mr. Boss couldn’t find the avatar to engage in sadomasochism, and the plot collapsed .

System (respectful teaching): The host must not hide too deep when running, and must leave a clue for the boss to find you.

Lotus: Running? Why run away? I like playing with this boss the most.

Then Mr. Ba got a message that he turned out to be the substitute that the substitute was looking for.

The system is vomiting blood

World II

The future queen accidentally broke through the conspiracy of her sweetheart to use her own, and directly supported another person to fight with the male protagonist in anger, and the plot collapsed.

System (respect teaching): Host, you must not support another person like the original owner.

Lotus: Support another person? Why support another person? Wouldn’t it be nice for me to be the emperor myself?

The system is crashing.

…

System: This host can’t take it, the Lord of Qiuqiu can change me a host!

The rebirth of the educated youth

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