System: I was surrounded by six cute babies at the beginning

"Daddy, hurry up and talk!"

The little milk babies sat in a row with Jiang Feng, so that they could enjoy the scenery and listen to the story conveniently.

"What story do you want to hear?" Jiang Feng turned his head left and right and asked the children.

"Hmm..." Little Pineapple thought for a while and said, "Let's tell another story about Daddy!"

Two days ago, Lao Wu told them something about Jiang Feng's past, and they were very interested.

So, want to hear others now.

"My story has been told, no more."

Jiang Feng drew the children's attention away, "Let me tell you a story about other people's dads, okay?"

"Good!" The little guys applauded briefly.

Anyway, as long as it is something they have never heard of, they are curious, or gossip.

Little Pudding stood up, walked to the front, and said, "Wait, Dad, I'll announce the start, and you can talk about it later."

This little cutie made a gesture and said, "I invite our daddy to tell you a story about someone else's daddy. Applause!"

She led the applause, then ran back to sit down.

"This daddy from someone else's family is very beautiful and handsome, but... he is not human."

Seeing the little milk babies suddenly froze for a moment, Jiang Feng chuckled and said, "It's a mandarin duck!"

"In legend, mandarin ducks are very infatuated birds. If one mandarin duck dies, the other will die of love."

"That's why the ancients often said, only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals!"

"When we get married, there will also be patterns of mandarin ducks playing in the water on the quilt."

Having said that, Jiang Feng motioned the cuties to look at Jiang's father and Jiang's mother,

"When my grandparents got married, there were mandarin duck patterns on every quilt, and even the porcelain basin for washing the face was painted with mandarin ducks."

"If some parents disagree with their children's marriage and want to break them up, there is a saying called "beating mandarin ducks with sticks."

This is a novel knowledge for the cuties, and they listened to it.

Little Milk asked: "Daddy, are you talking about those beautiful birds in our lake?"

"That's right! It's them, the male mandarin ducks are beautiful, right?"

"Pretty." The little milk babies said in unison.

Little Milk further explained: "The male mandarin duck has feathers of many colors, very beautiful!"

Jiang Feng said: "That's why people use mandarin ducks as a metaphor for beautiful love."

"but……"

The expression on Jiang Feng's face became richer, and the little ones knew that there must be an accident.

"However, everyone made a mistake. The male Yuanyang is actually a heartless man, an irresponsible daddy, and a scumbag."

These three sentences in a row attracted Xia Yu and the others.

How could Yuanyang be a scumbag?
I also heard Jiang Feng say in a strange tone: "The male mandarin duck has beautiful feathers, but the female mandarin duck is very ordinary.

As the saying goes, heroes cherish heroes, and mandarin ducks love mandarin ducks.

Some male mandarin ducks fall in love with their beautiful brothers.

Therefore, you can often see two handsome guys playing happily together, or hugging each other.

In ancient times, mandarin ducks were first used to describe brotherhood.

Mandarin ducks live together, butterflies fly together.

The bed is full of basic love, which is intoxicating.

However, when the male mandarin duck falls in love with the female mandarin duck, he will be so dedicated and infatuated that he doesn't even want a good brother.

That's why people say that it is single-minded and envious of the love of mandarin ducks.

Unfortunately, this is only short-lived.

When a female mandarin duck is going to be a mother, it will hatch its eggs in a tall tree hole.

After hatching the little mandarin ducks, the little mandarin ducks have to jump down from very high trees, run to the ground to find food, grow up slowly, and learn survival skills.

How dangerous it is for a little guy the size of an egg to fall from a tree more than ten meters high!

Just like we are now jumping from here to the ground, scary, right? "

"Yeah!" The little guys nodded seriously.

"However, when they need father's love the most, male mandarin ducks will hide away.

He said it was because he was too beautiful, so he could easily attract natural enemies and hurt the children.

This reason is scumbag enough!

Then, it will shed its feathers and take off its beautiful clothes.

When the next season comes, a new dress will grow again.

At this time, it will find a new partner.

Or, start a happy life with a group of brothers again..."

……

The story is over.

Jiang Feng looked at everyone's reactions.

The cuties were lost in thought.

Xia Yu and Sun Qiqi were holding back their laughter.

"Really? Are you talking so mysterious? Don't spread wrong knowledge to the children!" Xia Yu laughed.

"This is the truth. If you don't believe it, you can find a popular science article to read."

Xia Yu said another sentence of disdain: "You still hug each other, and the bed is full of love, you are misleading the children!"

"Hey, they still can't understand." Jiang Feng expressed no pressure.

At this time, Little Milk seemed to remember something, and asked, "Daddy, scumbag, don't you mean a good man?"

Um?Jiang Feng immediately opened his eyes wide. Why did he ask this question?

"Last time in the car, Grandpa said that a scumbag means a good man, and Dad is a scumbag, a good man!"

As expected, Little Milk is a bully in elementary school, and his memory is so good that Jiang Feng even forgot about it.

Jiang's father was a little embarrassed when he heard Xiaocuti mentioning this.

I thought it would be over after a simple fool, but I didn't expect that the child would remember it, what should I do?
Jiang Feng was even more dumbfounded.

After Little Milk mentioned it, the other Little Milk Babies seemed to remember all of them.

"Daddy is a scumbag! A very, very good scumbag!"

"I like scumbags like Daddy!"

"Daddy, that male mandarin duck can't be called a scumbag, otherwise, it's just like Daddy, it's good!"

"Dad, if two mandarin ducks hug each other, do you call it a mandarin duck hug?"

It's not good, I shot myself in the foot with a stone.

Jiang Feng looked at Xia Yu with a wry smile.

Xia Yu replied to him: "Look, you have been slapped in the face! He also said that the children can't understand.

Do you think that children today are as stupid as when you were a child? "

"I have such good genes, how could children be stupid?" Jiang Feng still felt proud.

However, you can no longer fool the children like this.

In order not to mention "cure all diseases" in the future, they will know that they want to buy a bag or get a red envelope.

The husband sings and the wife follows: the husband goes to KTV to sing, and the wife follows him.

Seeing the opposite sex and thinking about changing: When I saw a beautiful opposite sex, I thought about moving to the past and being a neighbor...

These little cuties don't have the ability to distinguish, and they think it is what they hear.

So, in the future, I can't open my mouth.

Thinking of this, he decided to take this opportunity to correct some inherent impressions in the children's minds.

"Scumbags refer to those bad men who are irresponsible, disrespect women, and play with women's feelings..."

"Dabby is not a bad man, so you can't use 'scumbag' to describe him!"

"Revenge for injustice..."