NOVEL NEXT System: I was surrounded by six cute babies at the beginning
Chapter 239 Don't die?
Xia Yu asked the director if catching fifteen crocodiles was too little.
As soon as the voice fell, the live broadcast platform was filled with joy.
"Did I hear you right? Xia Yu actually asked that the fifteen items are too short? Haha, are the female stars starting to brag too?"
"Nimma, let me reach out and touch it. I don't even dare. This kind of cold-blooded animal is so frightening."
"I remembered that when a master was performing a show, he was going to put a balloon into the crocodile's mouth,
But the person next to him accidentally slipped and fell, scaring everyone to the point of shit.
I was thinking that the whole screen would be filled with the screams of female stars! "
"That's not right! I've never heard the cry of a female star!"
Most of the netizens just want to have fun, so they don't think too much.
Someone remembered Xia Yu's special ability just now and said:
"Even if Xia Yu isn't afraid, isn't there still fourteen beauties trembling?"
"So, when Xia Yu catches the crocodile, other people can't just watch?
As long as they do it, it will be worth seeing. "
Someone also analyzed the actual problem: "Although this crocodile is not yet an adult, it weighs seventy to eighty catties by visual inspection.
This weight is heavier than some female guests, can they do it? "
However, when Xia Yu said that they could catch crocodiles, the fourteen female guests seemed to see a savior.
Immediately, Jiang Feng heard various names like "Sister Xia Yu, sister Xia Yu".
"Hey, it's really nasty."
He flicked Xia Yu's earlobe in the air, and said, "It's so beautiful, let's start now."
Xia Yu stroked the hair beside her ears, and a faint fragrance wafted over.
Jiang Feng enjoyed it, and almost fell off the ground with Xia Yu's fingers.
"Tsk tsk, murdered your husband?"
……
Lying down on Xia Yu's shoulder again, Jiang Feng found that the six little milk babies were staring at the crocodiles in a daze.
"Hey, cubs, what are you thinking?"
The little preserved egg seemed a little worried, and said, "Daddy, the crocodile is too big, so I'm afraid."
"Hey, that's weird!" Jiang Feng sat up and asked, "Little preserved egg, are you afraid of crocodiles?
It's the first time you saw Jiaolong, pterosaur, and big monsters in the hunting ground, didn't you realize that you were afraid? "
"At that time, I didn't need to fight Jiaolong."
The little preserved egg glanced at Xia Yu and said, "But now I want to protect Mommy and fight the crocodiles. I'm afraid I won't be able to beat them."
Jiang Feng and the six little milk babies are only as big as a hair now.
Even if they don't need to hide their figures, no one can see them on Xia Yu's shoulders.
Therefore, this crocodile is indeed too big for the little preserved egg. The key point is that there are too many of them.
"Mommy can handle it by herself, so we'll be the people who eat melons." Jiang Feng comforted.
Little Pudding heard the new term and asked, "Daddy, what are melon eaters?"
"That is, people who eat watermelon and watch the excitement, just like us now, do nothing but run around with Mommy."
"Oh, but there is no watermelon, why is it called eating melon?"
"Here!" Jiang Feng took out a box of watermelons, and the little ones immediately reached out to grab them.
"Shushasha." Jiang Feng deliberately amplified his voice, and Xia Yu was so stimulated that his mouth watered.
At this time, the staff is still making preparations.
Jiang Feng said: "It hasn't started yet anyway, let me tell you a story."
The little ones immediately turned to face him.
Sitting cross-legged, Jiang Feng said, "It was a snowy night,
The six-year-old girl curled up in the corner, cold and hungry, looking very pitiful.
She's been selling hydrogen bombs for a day.
Unfortunately, not a single one was sold.
Looking at the warm lights in other people's homes, smelling the strong smell of meat coming out of the windows.
She thought of her grandma who had gone to heaven.
It is said that as long as the fire is bright enough, you can see the grandmother who loves her.
So, the little girl ignited the hydrogen bomb...
After a flash of light, all the people in the town saw the little girl's grandmother..."
"puff!"
The children didn't react, but Xia Yu couldn't hold back.
"Can't you be more serious all day long?"
"I'm serious!" As he said, Jiang Feng spat out a watermelon seed in his mouth towards the crocodile pool.
"Oh!"
The watermelon seeds pierced through the thick skin of a crocodile, which frightened the crocodile and made the audience scream.
"Is this something decent people do?" Xia Yu smiled wryly in his heart, the child's father is too wicked.
……
When the audience was about to lose patience, the crocodile-catching operation finally started.
The owner of the farm has already pulled a truckload of chicken over.
At the same time, forks and pliers were distributed to two male employees who assisted.
"Teachers, now, the staff will show you how to catch crocodiles."
All the crocodiles are lying on the edge of the pond basking in the sun.
When they saw the staff coming in, they thought they were coming to feed, and they would rush towards the staff in a swarm.
But now that there are so many people watching, they also know that there must be nothing good.
Therefore, when the staff threw the cleaned chickens into the pond, only a few crocodiles crawled over.
The crocodile's long mouth bit several chickens in one bite.
Although they have a terrifying looking mouth and long teeth,
But they can't chew the food, they can only bite it and swallow it whole.
At this time, a staff member looked at the right time and pinched the large pliers in his hand to the neck of one of the crocodiles.
Finding itself under attack, the crocodile immediately displayed its death roll.
It turned its body rapidly around and around, trying to get out of the grip of the iron clamp.
"Puff! Puff!"
The water in the pond suddenly splashed, and other crocodiles ran into the water after being frightened.
When this crocodile weighs seventy to eighty catties, it is extremely powerful when it rolls over.
A staff member clenched the iron tongs with all his strength, and it was a little difficult, another companion beside him rushed to help.
The two worked together to drag the crocodile out of the fish pond.
"When catching crocodiles, be very careful."
The boss said, "It will keep spinning, and it will not quiet down until it finds that it is useless."
"At this time, it can be dragged to a safe place."
"Use a fork to press down on its mouth, and finally use strong tape to wrap its mouth around it."
Following the explanation of the farm owner, the employees also use black strong tape,
Wrapped around the crocodile's mouth several times.
After the crocodile could no longer open its mouth, they worked together and dragged the crocodile to the pickup truck.
"Have you seen it, teachers? This is the whole process. Later, you will do the same."
Seeing the whole process just now, the director was actually quite nervous, this is so difficult.
He swallowed his saliva and said, "Get ready, we'll start right away, shall we?"
……
"Start a knitting!"
Some fans scolded, "It's so difficult for these two strong men to do it, what do you want these female stars to do?"
"If you accidentally get bitten on your arm, the crocodile's death will roll around twice, and the arm will be gone. Hey, it's scary to think about it!"
"Is there something wrong with this program group? They punished Xia Yu just now, and now they punish everyone?"
The staff handed two forks to the group of female stars.
But no one dared to answer.
They all backed away nervously, shaking their heads and waving their hands, every cell was rejecting.
"We dare not, it's too dangerous, and even if we get caught, we don't have that much strength to control the crocodile."
This is indeed a problem.
These dozen or so female stars, except for Shu Tong and a few others, because of their tolerance,
It looks a little bulky, but the others are slim.
Maybe the crocodile moved them and dragged them down the pond.
Therefore, no one dared to pick up the iron tongs and forks, and all looked at Xia Yu eagerly.
The director faced Xia Yu and asked, "Teacher Xia Yu, just now you thought that the [-] items were too few. Now, do you want to change your mind?"
Xia Yu laughed and said, "I don't need iron tongs and forks."
"what?"
Everyone was shocked and thought, "Are you going to grab it with bare hands? Are you desperate?"
As soon as the voice fell, the live broadcast platform was filled with joy.
"Did I hear you right? Xia Yu actually asked that the fifteen items are too short? Haha, are the female stars starting to brag too?"
"Nimma, let me reach out and touch it. I don't even dare. This kind of cold-blooded animal is so frightening."
"I remembered that when a master was performing a show, he was going to put a balloon into the crocodile's mouth,
But the person next to him accidentally slipped and fell, scaring everyone to the point of shit.
I was thinking that the whole screen would be filled with the screams of female stars! "
"That's not right! I've never heard the cry of a female star!"
Most of the netizens just want to have fun, so they don't think too much.
Someone remembered Xia Yu's special ability just now and said:
"Even if Xia Yu isn't afraid, isn't there still fourteen beauties trembling?"
"So, when Xia Yu catches the crocodile, other people can't just watch?
As long as they do it, it will be worth seeing. "
Someone also analyzed the actual problem: "Although this crocodile is not yet an adult, it weighs seventy to eighty catties by visual inspection.
This weight is heavier than some female guests, can they do it? "
However, when Xia Yu said that they could catch crocodiles, the fourteen female guests seemed to see a savior.
Immediately, Jiang Feng heard various names like "Sister Xia Yu, sister Xia Yu".
"Hey, it's really nasty."
He flicked Xia Yu's earlobe in the air, and said, "It's so beautiful, let's start now."
Xia Yu stroked the hair beside her ears, and a faint fragrance wafted over.
Jiang Feng enjoyed it, and almost fell off the ground with Xia Yu's fingers.
"Tsk tsk, murdered your husband?"
……
Lying down on Xia Yu's shoulder again, Jiang Feng found that the six little milk babies were staring at the crocodiles in a daze.
"Hey, cubs, what are you thinking?"
The little preserved egg seemed a little worried, and said, "Daddy, the crocodile is too big, so I'm afraid."
"Hey, that's weird!" Jiang Feng sat up and asked, "Little preserved egg, are you afraid of crocodiles?
It's the first time you saw Jiaolong, pterosaur, and big monsters in the hunting ground, didn't you realize that you were afraid? "
"At that time, I didn't need to fight Jiaolong."
The little preserved egg glanced at Xia Yu and said, "But now I want to protect Mommy and fight the crocodiles. I'm afraid I won't be able to beat them."
Jiang Feng and the six little milk babies are only as big as a hair now.
Even if they don't need to hide their figures, no one can see them on Xia Yu's shoulders.
Therefore, this crocodile is indeed too big for the little preserved egg. The key point is that there are too many of them.
"Mommy can handle it by herself, so we'll be the people who eat melons." Jiang Feng comforted.
Little Pudding heard the new term and asked, "Daddy, what are melon eaters?"
"That is, people who eat watermelon and watch the excitement, just like us now, do nothing but run around with Mommy."
"Oh, but there is no watermelon, why is it called eating melon?"
"Here!" Jiang Feng took out a box of watermelons, and the little ones immediately reached out to grab them.
"Shushasha." Jiang Feng deliberately amplified his voice, and Xia Yu was so stimulated that his mouth watered.
At this time, the staff is still making preparations.
Jiang Feng said: "It hasn't started yet anyway, let me tell you a story."
The little ones immediately turned to face him.
Sitting cross-legged, Jiang Feng said, "It was a snowy night,
The six-year-old girl curled up in the corner, cold and hungry, looking very pitiful.
She's been selling hydrogen bombs for a day.
Unfortunately, not a single one was sold.
Looking at the warm lights in other people's homes, smelling the strong smell of meat coming out of the windows.
She thought of her grandma who had gone to heaven.
It is said that as long as the fire is bright enough, you can see the grandmother who loves her.
So, the little girl ignited the hydrogen bomb...
After a flash of light, all the people in the town saw the little girl's grandmother..."
"puff!"
The children didn't react, but Xia Yu couldn't hold back.
"Can't you be more serious all day long?"
"I'm serious!" As he said, Jiang Feng spat out a watermelon seed in his mouth towards the crocodile pool.
"Oh!"
The watermelon seeds pierced through the thick skin of a crocodile, which frightened the crocodile and made the audience scream.
"Is this something decent people do?" Xia Yu smiled wryly in his heart, the child's father is too wicked.
……
When the audience was about to lose patience, the crocodile-catching operation finally started.
The owner of the farm has already pulled a truckload of chicken over.
At the same time, forks and pliers were distributed to two male employees who assisted.
"Teachers, now, the staff will show you how to catch crocodiles."
All the crocodiles are lying on the edge of the pond basking in the sun.
When they saw the staff coming in, they thought they were coming to feed, and they would rush towards the staff in a swarm.
But now that there are so many people watching, they also know that there must be nothing good.
Therefore, when the staff threw the cleaned chickens into the pond, only a few crocodiles crawled over.
The crocodile's long mouth bit several chickens in one bite.
Although they have a terrifying looking mouth and long teeth,
But they can't chew the food, they can only bite it and swallow it whole.
At this time, a staff member looked at the right time and pinched the large pliers in his hand to the neck of one of the crocodiles.
Finding itself under attack, the crocodile immediately displayed its death roll.
It turned its body rapidly around and around, trying to get out of the grip of the iron clamp.
"Puff! Puff!"
The water in the pond suddenly splashed, and other crocodiles ran into the water after being frightened.
When this crocodile weighs seventy to eighty catties, it is extremely powerful when it rolls over.
A staff member clenched the iron tongs with all his strength, and it was a little difficult, another companion beside him rushed to help.
The two worked together to drag the crocodile out of the fish pond.
"When catching crocodiles, be very careful."
The boss said, "It will keep spinning, and it will not quiet down until it finds that it is useless."
"At this time, it can be dragged to a safe place."
"Use a fork to press down on its mouth, and finally use strong tape to wrap its mouth around it."
Following the explanation of the farm owner, the employees also use black strong tape,
Wrapped around the crocodile's mouth several times.
After the crocodile could no longer open its mouth, they worked together and dragged the crocodile to the pickup truck.
"Have you seen it, teachers? This is the whole process. Later, you will do the same."
Seeing the whole process just now, the director was actually quite nervous, this is so difficult.
He swallowed his saliva and said, "Get ready, we'll start right away, shall we?"
……
"Start a knitting!"
Some fans scolded, "It's so difficult for these two strong men to do it, what do you want these female stars to do?"
"If you accidentally get bitten on your arm, the crocodile's death will roll around twice, and the arm will be gone. Hey, it's scary to think about it!"
"Is there something wrong with this program group? They punished Xia Yu just now, and now they punish everyone?"
The staff handed two forks to the group of female stars.
But no one dared to answer.
They all backed away nervously, shaking their heads and waving their hands, every cell was rejecting.
"We dare not, it's too dangerous, and even if we get caught, we don't have that much strength to control the crocodile."
This is indeed a problem.
These dozen or so female stars, except for Shu Tong and a few others, because of their tolerance,
It looks a little bulky, but the others are slim.
Maybe the crocodile moved them and dragged them down the pond.
Therefore, no one dared to pick up the iron tongs and forks, and all looked at Xia Yu eagerly.
The director faced Xia Yu and asked, "Teacher Xia Yu, just now you thought that the [-] items were too few. Now, do you want to change your mind?"
Xia Yu laughed and said, "I don't need iron tongs and forks."
"what?"
Everyone was shocked and thought, "Are you going to grab it with bare hands? Are you desperate?"
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