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Chapter 393 Master Tiger Don't Cry, Just Stand Up and Masturbate!
Chapter 393 Master Tiger Don't Cry, Just Stand Up and Masturbate!
At this moment, Chen Hu was running extremely fast in the jungle, and less than a hundred meters behind him, Qin Lei was desperately chasing him, obviously wanting to kill him right away.
But as time went by, Qin Lei not only failed to catch up, but also got farther and farther away from the target, and suddenly became frustrated, because he really couldn't figure out why every time this guy ran away, he ran faster than a rabbit Still fast.
Is it because the other party has mastered the secret knowledge?
In just ten minutes, Qin Lei lost the trace of Chen Hu, and with a little bit of rain to dilute the smell, even if he had top-notch tracking skills, he still had no way of doing it.
"Damn!"
Qin Lei cursed secretly, but he became more determined in his heart to catch Chen Hu, but this guy is extremely cunning, in the vast jungle, it is very difficult to catch him, and even himself may capsize in the silver ditch .
Qin Lei has seen Chen Hu's archery skills before. If he is prepared, he can handle one or two. If it is a sneak attack, he will probably be able to catch it.
It seems that he can only use his backhand.
A cold light flashed in Qin Lei's eyes, knowing that it was pointless to continue chasing him, so he immediately turned around and left, obviously he had some plan to fight against Chen Hu.
In a certain area with lush vegetation thousands of meters away, Chen Hu was squatting under a Ailanthus sinensis tree less than two meters high. The pungent and unpleasant smell made him frown slightly.
Chen Hu knew that Qin Gou was following him. That guy had a very sensitive nose. Although it was still raining, he might still be spotted by the other party, so he hid under a Ailanthus ailanthus tree after the duration of the sprinting skill expired.
The Ailanthus tree is actually a weed tree, named for the smelly glands at the base of the leaves. This tree is very common in many places.
Although it smelled a little bad, but covered by this smell, no matter how sensitive Qin Gou's nose was, it was impossible for him to find him.
Squatting in the grass and hiding for a while, listening to the raindrops beating the feather-shaped leaves of the toon tree, Chen Hu was not calm at all, and opened the supply box.
The metal rope, the toolbox, the compound bow in his hand, the quiver on his back, and two antler boomerangs are Chen Hu's current possessions.
All the food and animal skins were burned away by a fire, and even the metal pot for cooking food was not taken away in time.
It is estimated that the pot has either been destroyed by someone, or it has become someone else's property.
Chen Hu grinned bitterly and said:
"Paralysis, what a loss!"
Once back before liberation, Chen Hu felt like crying, and the tourists in the live broadcast room began to comfort him after seeing his expression.
"Wu Haorui: The old ones won't go, and the new ones won't come. Ann!"
"It won't change for 20 years: that's right, I'm afraid of a hair! A man in the wilderness has a home everywhere."
"Crying and laughing: there are weapons, and food is always available, the anchor should be careful."
……
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu smiled, then nodded and said:
"Don't worry, everyone, what I lost will be returned sooner or later."
After finishing speaking, a cold light flashed in his eyes. It was obvious that Chen Hu was completely offended, but he planned to let those people pay with their lives. After all, robbing other people's food in the wilderness is tantamount to killing them.
Goo... Goo... Goo...
In the light rain, Chen Hu's stomach growled, and he suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have had lunch yet, and now there were only two hours left before dark.
It's no wonder that his stomach keeps growling, but now Chen Hu has lost all his food, including Wangwang gift bags, wolf meat, bear meat, python meat, and so on.
Obviously, Chen Hu's hard days are coming.
Raising his eyes and looking around, Chen Hu suddenly found that there were many black insects the size of fingernails on the stem of the Ailanthus sinensis tree, so his eyes lit up immediately.
He reached out and grabbed one, held it in front of his eyes for a closer look, and saw that the insect was square in shape, dark brown as a whole, with a triangular point on the neck and head, and some small cockroaches.
The insect just caught in his hand immediately exuded an extremely ugly smell. Chen Hu, who was almost disgusted, wanted to vomit, but then he couldn't help suppressing this feeling, and then said:
"This is a stink bug, also called a stink bug, a fart bug, a fart bug, a shit bug, so called because when threatened, they emit a foul smell that is strong enough to drive away predators .”
Chen Hu talked eloquently, not paying attention to the smell of the stinky big sister in his hand, but the tourists in the live broadcast room suddenly had a bad feeling.
Paralyzed, introducing this disgusting insect, isn't it intended to be eaten?
The next second, as expected, Chen Hu took Big Sister Smelly and fed it into his mouth. As soon as he took a bite, his face turned green in an instant, but the hole he dug himself would jump down even if he was crying.
Ever since, with a strange taste in his mouth, Chen Hu said:
"The correct way to eat this kind of insect should be to soak it in water for a while, then take it out and dry it, then put it in the oil pan and fry it thoroughly, and then it can be used as an ingredient, stir-fried with hot pepper, it tastes delicious!"
"Fried Smelly Big Sister not only tastes surprisingly delicious, but also has a certain food tonic effect. After Smelly Big Sister is used as medicine, it is also known as 'Nine Fragrance Insects'. It is recorded in "Compendium of Materia Medica" and "New Edition of Materia Medica" that it can cure the spleen and kidney Losses have the effect of warming the middle and strengthening the yang.”
Can it also strengthen the Yang?
For a moment, the tourists in the live broadcast room were excited, but as Chen Hu talked, his expression became greener and greener, and finally he repeated with snot and tears:
"After frying, it smells delicious!"
Apparently, Chen Hu was constantly hypnotizing himself, but his body was still very honest, and the smell of the smelly elder sister directly made him run out of nose and tears on the spot.
The tourists in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment. What's going on?
"Three thousand worlds, I hold tightly: Years, the sand pig knife: Lord Tiger, don't cry, stand up and roll!"
"Principal Huang Jie: Can anyone tell me why the anchor is crying?"
"Honghuang Reaper gg: The upstairs is so stupid, it's obviously that the way Sister Smelly opened it is wrong, Lord Tiger has been tricked!"
"Samsara Kite: Hey...the anchor wants to eat it raw even though he knows it needs to be deep-fried. Who can blame this?"
……
Indeed, Chen Hu just wanted to try it, but in the end he was tortured and cried. Eating this kind of insect raw made him unforgettable, and he never dared to try it again.
Of course, if you follow the correct way of eating, after fresh water is used to remove the smelly fart bugs, it will definitely be a very delicious snack after being fried in a pan.
At this moment, the light rain that had been falling all day gradually stopped. Chen Hu stood up, ready to look for some food around, and he didn't want to touch the fart.
Now, everything starts again, Chen Hu not only needs to find the food needed for survival, but also guards against the danger that may come at any time. I am afraid that the days ahead will not be so easy.
……
(End of this chapter)
At this moment, Chen Hu was running extremely fast in the jungle, and less than a hundred meters behind him, Qin Lei was desperately chasing him, obviously wanting to kill him right away.
But as time went by, Qin Lei not only failed to catch up, but also got farther and farther away from the target, and suddenly became frustrated, because he really couldn't figure out why every time this guy ran away, he ran faster than a rabbit Still fast.
Is it because the other party has mastered the secret knowledge?
In just ten minutes, Qin Lei lost the trace of Chen Hu, and with a little bit of rain to dilute the smell, even if he had top-notch tracking skills, he still had no way of doing it.
"Damn!"
Qin Lei cursed secretly, but he became more determined in his heart to catch Chen Hu, but this guy is extremely cunning, in the vast jungle, it is very difficult to catch him, and even himself may capsize in the silver ditch .
Qin Lei has seen Chen Hu's archery skills before. If he is prepared, he can handle one or two. If it is a sneak attack, he will probably be able to catch it.
It seems that he can only use his backhand.
A cold light flashed in Qin Lei's eyes, knowing that it was pointless to continue chasing him, so he immediately turned around and left, obviously he had some plan to fight against Chen Hu.
In a certain area with lush vegetation thousands of meters away, Chen Hu was squatting under a Ailanthus sinensis tree less than two meters high. The pungent and unpleasant smell made him frown slightly.
Chen Hu knew that Qin Gou was following him. That guy had a very sensitive nose. Although it was still raining, he might still be spotted by the other party, so he hid under a Ailanthus ailanthus tree after the duration of the sprinting skill expired.
The Ailanthus tree is actually a weed tree, named for the smelly glands at the base of the leaves. This tree is very common in many places.
Although it smelled a little bad, but covered by this smell, no matter how sensitive Qin Gou's nose was, it was impossible for him to find him.
Squatting in the grass and hiding for a while, listening to the raindrops beating the feather-shaped leaves of the toon tree, Chen Hu was not calm at all, and opened the supply box.
The metal rope, the toolbox, the compound bow in his hand, the quiver on his back, and two antler boomerangs are Chen Hu's current possessions.
All the food and animal skins were burned away by a fire, and even the metal pot for cooking food was not taken away in time.
It is estimated that the pot has either been destroyed by someone, or it has become someone else's property.
Chen Hu grinned bitterly and said:
"Paralysis, what a loss!"
Once back before liberation, Chen Hu felt like crying, and the tourists in the live broadcast room began to comfort him after seeing his expression.
"Wu Haorui: The old ones won't go, and the new ones won't come. Ann!"
"It won't change for 20 years: that's right, I'm afraid of a hair! A man in the wilderness has a home everywhere."
"Crying and laughing: there are weapons, and food is always available, the anchor should be careful."
……
Seeing the barrage, Chen Hu smiled, then nodded and said:
"Don't worry, everyone, what I lost will be returned sooner or later."
After finishing speaking, a cold light flashed in his eyes. It was obvious that Chen Hu was completely offended, but he planned to let those people pay with their lives. After all, robbing other people's food in the wilderness is tantamount to killing them.
Goo... Goo... Goo...
In the light rain, Chen Hu's stomach growled, and he suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to have had lunch yet, and now there were only two hours left before dark.
It's no wonder that his stomach keeps growling, but now Chen Hu has lost all his food, including Wangwang gift bags, wolf meat, bear meat, python meat, and so on.
Obviously, Chen Hu's hard days are coming.
Raising his eyes and looking around, Chen Hu suddenly found that there were many black insects the size of fingernails on the stem of the Ailanthus sinensis tree, so his eyes lit up immediately.
He reached out and grabbed one, held it in front of his eyes for a closer look, and saw that the insect was square in shape, dark brown as a whole, with a triangular point on the neck and head, and some small cockroaches.
The insect just caught in his hand immediately exuded an extremely ugly smell. Chen Hu, who was almost disgusted, wanted to vomit, but then he couldn't help suppressing this feeling, and then said:
"This is a stink bug, also called a stink bug, a fart bug, a fart bug, a shit bug, so called because when threatened, they emit a foul smell that is strong enough to drive away predators .”
Chen Hu talked eloquently, not paying attention to the smell of the stinky big sister in his hand, but the tourists in the live broadcast room suddenly had a bad feeling.
Paralyzed, introducing this disgusting insect, isn't it intended to be eaten?
The next second, as expected, Chen Hu took Big Sister Smelly and fed it into his mouth. As soon as he took a bite, his face turned green in an instant, but the hole he dug himself would jump down even if he was crying.
Ever since, with a strange taste in his mouth, Chen Hu said:
"The correct way to eat this kind of insect should be to soak it in water for a while, then take it out and dry it, then put it in the oil pan and fry it thoroughly, and then it can be used as an ingredient, stir-fried with hot pepper, it tastes delicious!"
"Fried Smelly Big Sister not only tastes surprisingly delicious, but also has a certain food tonic effect. After Smelly Big Sister is used as medicine, it is also known as 'Nine Fragrance Insects'. It is recorded in "Compendium of Materia Medica" and "New Edition of Materia Medica" that it can cure the spleen and kidney Losses have the effect of warming the middle and strengthening the yang.”
Can it also strengthen the Yang?
For a moment, the tourists in the live broadcast room were excited, but as Chen Hu talked, his expression became greener and greener, and finally he repeated with snot and tears:
"After frying, it smells delicious!"
Apparently, Chen Hu was constantly hypnotizing himself, but his body was still very honest, and the smell of the smelly elder sister directly made him run out of nose and tears on the spot.
The tourists in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment. What's going on?
"Three thousand worlds, I hold tightly: Years, the sand pig knife: Lord Tiger, don't cry, stand up and roll!"
"Principal Huang Jie: Can anyone tell me why the anchor is crying?"
"Honghuang Reaper gg: The upstairs is so stupid, it's obviously that the way Sister Smelly opened it is wrong, Lord Tiger has been tricked!"
"Samsara Kite: Hey...the anchor wants to eat it raw even though he knows it needs to be deep-fried. Who can blame this?"
……
Indeed, Chen Hu just wanted to try it, but in the end he was tortured and cried. Eating this kind of insect raw made him unforgettable, and he never dared to try it again.
Of course, if you follow the correct way of eating, after fresh water is used to remove the smelly fart bugs, it will definitely be a very delicious snack after being fried in a pan.
At this moment, the light rain that had been falling all day gradually stopped. Chen Hu stood up, ready to look for some food around, and he didn't want to touch the fart.
Now, everything starts again, Chen Hu not only needs to find the food needed for survival, but also guards against the danger that may come at any time. I am afraid that the days ahead will not be so easy.
……
(End of this chapter)
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